If ever a face was born to be a cunt then this is it. Apart from that its only other claim to fame is that it gave Sir Allen a pain in the arse so was duly fired. Despite the surname it is actually a jocko cunt and a failed actor. Two more strikes there. Only failed actors go on to run theatre schools where they teach dim hopefuls for large sums of money how to be failures. Quite a creative art but you cannot get a grant for it.

The story goes that Reece got on the bottle (actors are incapable of refusing free booze) on a flight to Dubai against the strict orders of Sir Allen.

I am sure I do not have to remind Cunters of the liquor laws in Dubai or mark cards that there are many ways to get around them and all involve bribery. Same for any other vice that may be desired.

As soon as Reece landed his feet did not touch and he was up before old warthog face to be fired. No idea what the task was but there is a link below if anyone can be arsed.

Daily Mail News Link

To complete Reece’s Cunt Credentials here is the cunt’s Bullshit website:

https://www.theatreschoolofscotland.co.uk/director

Nominated by Sir Limply Stroke 

I think the general consensus here on IsAC is that we have reached a point in society of cultural stagnation. Bland sanitized music, the recent Shit Awards a prime example, woke comedy, preachy TV dramas and reality shows catering to ball scratching dossers and social media addicted yoofs…and pointless film remakes.

Writers today are just such uninspired lazy cunts, so devoid of original ideas for scripts its just so much easier to take a classic film from decades ago and utter those words that no cunt wants to hear, “Updated for modern audiences”. The remake adds nothing to the story, its just a chance to shoehorn in some social engineering and correct any historical wrong think from back when men had penises and the 14th century England was white.

Over the years many have been butchered to varying degrees of shittyness. Who can forget The Wicker Man with Nicholas Cage, Sly Stallone in Get Carter or the abomination that was Ghostbusters with a bunch of ugly feminists? Even one of my favourite westerns True Grit has fallen victim, being remade in 2010.

“Sorry Duke, your too ‘problematic’ and have been rebranded for modern sensitivities. Maybe a diversity workshop and a course on preferred pronouns in the workplace?”

“The hell I won’t”.

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Nominated by Liberal Liquidator.