Kerry Katona (8)- OnlySlags

Apparently only changes her sheets every two weeks.
I’d have thought she’d change them every two clients, the utter tart.

This is the aging ex girl band person who’s supposedly raking in a fortune appearing on Only Fans. She allegedly encouraged our favourite trollop, Katie Price, to join and then whined like a whelping bitch when Katie didn’t nod her a referral fee.

Why did you need it, Kerry, if you were raking it in?

Leicester Mercury

Nominated by: Jeezum Priest

75 thoughts on “Kerry Katona (8)- OnlySlags

  1. Jesus fucking Christ! Is this seriously a fucking news story? Who cares how often some cunt changes their sheets? I don’t have to sleep in them so what the fuck do I care?
    Then we get some “expert” telling us how to wash and dry them followed by a load of comments from cunts telling us they change them every five minutes, ain’t I fucking wonderful? Just fuck off with this shit. What I want to know is how often do they change the sheets in the Hotel Dinghy Rat and how fucking much it is costing us?

    • But the eco-nutjobs like Greta would start crying at the thought of all those washing machines and tumble dryers whirring around every day 365 a year, killing the planet and blighting the poor mite’s millionaire lifestyle.. oops I mean, lifestyle!

    • And in my local paper? I’d be surprised if the filthy trollop has even heard of Leicester.

  2. Just discovered she’s got a book out,

    Kerry Katona, Whole again.
    Love, life and me.

    Can’t even spell hole.

    • That’ll be in the remainder bin at a discount book shop near you, along with Spare, in a couple of weeks.

      I bet it’s as entertaining as Katie Slags, sorry Price, first book, Jordan.

      Vomitsville, as the Lass would say.

  3. I had to pay Katie Price a lot of money* to persuade her to perform a sloppy 69 (plus rimming) with Kerry Katona.
    Money well spent.

    * £120 and a kebab each.

  4. I would rather die a virgin than touch a slag like that, don’t know what you’d catch off that rotten spam can of a snatch. If they ever stop boat migrants they can use her cunt as a smuggling tunnel.

  5. On behalf of the Church I would like to thank Kerry Katona for converting 20 million people to Christianity from one look at that header picture above.
    When Kerry was conceived her father didn’t make love to his wife, he opened up her cunt and tipped a dustbin full of rubbish down it.
    When Kerry was born her father didn’t think his wife had given birth, so he called for the doctor who told him his wife had diarrhoea.
    On behalf of the Imperial Gas Mask Company I would like to thank Kerry Katona for services in selling 5 million gas masks in three minutes when she stepped out into the street this morning.
    The Bovis Construction Company is thinking of hiring Kerry Katona as a cement mixer.
    Kerry Katona sucks on Katie Price’s haemorrhoids once a week to retain her bad breath.

  6. Heard the name but have never seen her. Looks like she fell out of the ugly tree. Scouse by any chance?

  7. Allegedly she has seen more helmet than Hitler. She used to look halfway tidy once. Has she done a large course of illegal drugs?

    • There’s a world of difference between £35/gram coke and £90/gram coke, as Kerry ably demonstrates.

  8. Looks like in the minority camp, but I’d fuck her stinking sithole until I spunked up my own chirrotic liver. Stat!

  9. I wash my bed linen religiously once a year whether it needs it or not.
    I do believe in maintaining certain standards of domestic cleanliness.

    • I wash my bedding religiously too, Geordie.

      Jesus fucking Christ, get in, as I cram it into the drum.
      Fucking Hellfire is also invoked.

  10. Was well worth a seeing too back when she was on some shit tv show wearing only a bikini, fantastic tits and quite possibly a dirty cow but fast forward a few yrs and after a load of drugs drink and plastic she no longer worth a wank on a boring Tuesday.!

  11. Imagine her writhing on your face JP.

    Squirming with pleasure as you chew her beef flaps?

    Magical.👍

    You filthy old bugger.

    She gets discount food from Iceland!!

    In like Flynn💪

  12. Speaking of useless cunts……

    Scousers 7 United 0

    Poor Norman, he must be crying his eyes out. 😁

    • Reality check for Man United.

      Bin Dippers were definitely up for their cup final today and so should Man U have been.

      Instead of that, they threw the towel in.

  13. She looks somewhat masculine, very wrinkly.
    About to shed its skin?
    Is it Kenny underneath?
    Kerry Enema?

  14. Wasn’t it this gormless fuckmonkey who sang, You can lick my hole again with some other tarts who kicked her out of their band because she was completely out of control.
    Good advert for the quality of clients at Iceland however….

    • Kerry’s rough.
      Get splinters!

      Type who would eat crisps in bed.

      Leaves the toilet bowl covered in shite.

      Itches her arse with a fork at the wedding reception.

      Gets pissed and abusive at funerals,
      Then honks up in the car park.

      Common as shite.

      Not sure how she got famous?
      But good luck to the big fat retard.
      Least she’s not a woke type.

    • Nought wrong with Iceland

      Apart from the produce, staff and usually the location.

      They do sell, however, a frozen King Prawn Alfredo that you would kill for.
      If you like that sort of stuff.

      • Don’t know what a Alfredo is JP?

        Remember Netto?
        Cheap German supermarket with inedible food.

        The fruit would be rotten before you got past the till.
        Awful.

      • I remember Netto, Mis.

        Fucking awful. Went in one once.

        Went out immediately. The smell, overripe fruit with overtones of rotting cabbage and other assorted greens.

        Smelt like a pig food bin.

        Or one of Gwyneth Paltrows candles.

      • Netto was a pallet warehouse. Like a car boot sale or the centre aisle at Aldi.

  15. Last time I saw her in the media she was pissed out of he head on an airport runway crawling round the floor with her keks round her ankles.

    Onlyfans? She’s had it all out for nothing that many times I can’t imagine there are many people who’ve not seen her nasty gash even tho they didn’t ask.

    Foul old spaff bucket.

    • Don’t be shy Six, tell us what you really think about this rancid old bag, who just spaffed a news splash, just in time for her me, me, me, oh the kids, and some more me, me, me, book.

  16. I’d like to see a full-force 90’s Rocco Siffredi ploughing her botty with appallingly romantic brutality.

  17. I have had enough of Scousers for one day….☠☹

    Onlyfans is by and large a huge scam. But, I have to say American actress Diora Baird really shows you the goods and it’s a lovely sight. Not that I paid, of course. Ways and means and all that.😉

    But, while Baird is stunningly milfmongous, Katona is a minging skank of the highest order. Who would want to see the Scouse slag on Onlyfans even if it was for free? I’d rather watch that 7-0 thrashing again….

  18. Off topic, but our king is a useless cunt.

    Even after Harry’s vindictive and spiteful autobiography and his slut of a wife telling out and out lies about the royals being racist, the jug eared buffoon has invited them to his coronation, despite strong misgivings from his son, William.

    What do these two cunts have to do to be fucked off for good? Murder someone?
    How many last chances are they going to have? They are scum. And they will continue their antics and bullshit because they know they can get away with it.

  19. She only washes them every 2 weeks.
    But has to snap the spunk-encrusted sheets daily to get into bed.
    Slag.

  20. What a dirty scrubber. Was never attractive and though younger than myself she looks 5 years older.

    Her and Katie Price are cut from the same cloth. A couple of dirty slags, who, if not for their fame would have been prostitutes, allowing men to use their holes as they see fit.

    Joke. How do you upset a whore.

    Wipe your cock on the curtains.

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