The EEB (Ecology and Evolutionary Biology) Language Project is a cunt.
This is a collaboration of so called scientists from the US and Canada, where else but?
In the latest attempt to erase language and replace it with fuck-speak, this bunch of twats want to end the use of the words man and woman and refer to them as ‘sperm producing’ and ‘egg producing’.
Apparently this is urgently required, as the terms man and woman are not inclusive. They have also flagged up other words and phrases which they consider to be offensive, all detailed in the link below.
Do these cunts actually get paid for this?
Nominated by mystic maven
I say you yankie cunts, my full name is Spermatozoa and don’t forget it.
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I’m confused by all this.
For fuck knows how many years, I’ve been led to believe that actually it is men who produce sperm and women who produce eggs.
I need to get my head straight.
Afternoon all.
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Yeah Ron, you damned bigot.
Suzy Izzard produces feminine eggs that are just as viable as cavern-fannied jizz receptacle Mum-of-22 Sue Radford.
He is a beautiful, beret-wearing woman.
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He will have his own line in Chazz crisps soon.
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Can she go into the women’s loo then?
I’d hate to walk into the gent’s and find her in there. I wouldn’t be able to piss.
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Especially as he’d be trying to look at your knob, Ron.
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Suzy Izzard looks like the result of a lab gene splicing experiment involving Robert Z’dar and Anne Robinson.
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I’m confused too. Funnily though, if all this goes through, that Suzi Izzard will not be able to call itself a woman.
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Cunts who pussy out and adhere to this doctrine will be the first ones I butcher and consume in the upcoming starvation-induced cannibal apocalypse.
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I might just start earlier than the apocalypse. Need to sort some long pig recipes.
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I’m going to start by eating Suella Braverman, pussy first.
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Salma Hayak; “Now Ron, do you prefer the breast, or the thigh?”
Me; “Phnaar wibble wibble”
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Rest assured when there is another spell of hot weather it will still be because of man-made causes of climate change.
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Can you imagine walking into Marks and asking an assistant ( usually female) to direct you to the sperm producers department?
Security!
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“Excuse me, where is the egg producers’ department?”
“Try to food section”
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You’ve got some spunk.
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So called scientists indeed! The very basis of this “project” is about as scientifically rigorous as astrology. I am reminded of a project set up by a bunch of academics years ago to examine afresh whether the everyday objects that we use and the manner in which we use them is the most efficient. First object of their research was the teapot. Following exhaustive investigation they concluded that having the spout on the opposite side of the teapot from the handle is probably the best idea anyway.
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Same rules apply to the insane gender neutral language happening in the NHS.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-10968271/How-NHS-language-going-woke-quietly-scrubbing-women-inclusive-advice-pages.html
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Wimminz have only themselves to blame for all this nonsense.
Decades of real men being told that we’re toxic, that wimminz don’t need us, etc, have made us think “fuck off then, I won’t stand up for you, I refuse to help you.”
No real men believe that wimminz are spunk producers and men have wombs, just idiot birds and “males” so spineless that they couldn’t score in a brothel with a fistful of twenties.
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If it means referring to men and women to be spunk and egg on toast, I’m all for it. Getting rid of all the other shit and go back to trannies we can take the piss out of.
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Today is International egg producing peoples day, that will confuse the chicken farmers 😳
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It’s clucking ridiculous.
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Is the header pic the new signage for separate sex toilets?
Naw! Can’t be, there’s only two.
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“Non-citizens” may feel excluded? Wtf is a non-citizen? Someone living off grid? Or a chicken?
What a pile of wank.
No-one would be able to understand a scientific paper if this lot got their way.
Could be fun with connectors though – pass me the Sperm producing end.
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I already find all this ‘they and them’ bullshit highly confusing when reading news articles.
It makes no sense whatsoever and further entrenches my belief that anyone so fucking needy of attention to use said pronouns would probably be doing themselves and the rest of the world a favour if they suddenly and spontaneously ceased to exist.
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This is the kind of language one associates with Germany in the 1930’s.
(Courtesy of Professor Gary Linekunt, historian and social commentator)
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Not a bad idea.
Ergo,
Sperm producer = male.
Egg producer = female.
By using this definition appropriate accommodation can be sourced in the event of criminal activity, use of public convenience’s, fitting rooms, etc.
With no argument or ambiguity..
Problem solved….😁
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Additional, even when bits are added) removed the above still applies…!
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I’m not a scientist but wouldn’t ‘sperm producing’ exclude all males under the age of puberty, those that have had a vasectomy and men that are sterile?
‘Egg producing’ would exclude all females under the age of puberty, over the age of their menopause and those women who are sterile too?
Hardly seems like inclusive terms to me.
Maybe I should be a scientist?
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Valid point, Art.
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Yeah, if was a Jaffa I would be OFFENDED! They haven’t thought this through the wankers.
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It’s a BBC version of inclusivity, like where everybody means everybody BUT white British men.
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“how do you like your eggs in the morning?!
…..I like mine with a kiss!”
Sang filthy old Dean Martin.
People who produce eggs are called chickens.
It’s women.
Lovely women.
And sperm producers?!
That’ll be me,
Gallons of toxically potent steaming spunk👍
I’m a man.
https://youtu.be/0W3M8XZS-cs
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I refer to women as orgasm producing people.
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Heard of orgasms.
Don’t believe in them though.
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Not even your own?
I believe in mine, but not the Second Coming.
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Dunno Jeezum. Couple of occasions in my younger days when the job was apparently complete, seconds later everything fired off again with no intention or effort on my part.
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Kudos, Arfur!
👍👍👍👍
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Fuck me, does anyone actually believe this, and the daily deluge of similar stories will ever make any difference to the average person?
It’s a load of inconsequential bollocks, amplified by the right, way beyond its importance to galvanise its voter base as sleight of hand misdirection to hide the fact they have no ideas for real issues like the economy.
Does this matter to the forgotten people of the world, the normals?
Normals have to worry about the cost of petrol to get to work, and then worry they can afford to turn the heating on in a house they might not be able to afford to pay the fucking mortgage on.
Gammons are mostly retired, and such issues rarely affect them, and doleys up all night reading conspiracy garbage through a weed haze are also immune, thanks to a generous benefit system.
This isn’t a criticism of the nom in particular, but of the whole anti W**e movement which is bullshit dressed up as Armageddon.
And, it’s little wonder that it’s a GB News story, this schtick is bread and butter to them. On that subject, I’d like to poke that whining stupid scotch cunt who drones on about conspiracies in his eye, that would make his Fraser from dads army tribute act a bit better.
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If there was any doubt that sad fucking loony jockanese prick who got banned was the tickie fairy, I think we should doubt no more.
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Eh?
I think I must have been sleeping, but I’ve obviously missed summat.
Tickie fairy? Are we talking the Gopher?
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The late Gordon of cunt.
Though he’s probably scheming to get back on if he already hasn’t.
Previously banned cunters should be exempt from the No cunting cunters rule.
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I think he may be here, GJ.
99 up ticks, I’m not sure there’s that many ISACers.
‘taint me, honest Guv!
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Oh, fuck me sideways!
37 up ticks. Give me strength!
Now fuck off, before I get really unpleasant.
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Evening Gutstick. 👍
Poor little gimpy Gordon. Living on benefits in his mummy and daddy’s home – thwarted in his desire to troll ISACers.
Let’s hope he one day gets a life.
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Gordon’s not here Jeezum.
You don’t have to be a cunter to give tickies.
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Evening both!
Yes, the silly flat earth sweaty sock cunt thinks adding ticks matters. It might to one or two, but I think the overwhelming majority couldn’t give a fuck.
It’s not a popularity contest.
Dumb knob.
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Gordon’s alive??
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It would appear so Harold, although from the neck down it seems. 😂
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A lot of scientists and cheerleaders for ‘The Science’ have been coming out with any old fashionable cack over the past 20 years. I don’ really listen to them. they are paid -up ideologues working for woke universities and government organisations.
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I will take a punt on the fact that the deluded fuckwits that are producing this bollocks are not doing the work for the sake of the work and their high moral values. I would state that all of the retards are being paid handsomely in salaries or grants or both. I would hazard another guess and state that most of the monies splurged on this moronic shite is of a tax payer provided sort. In my experience the more cuntish the subject the greater the tax payer input.
Problem is money is thrown at these dildos cos the woke has infected the government big time
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Uttef nonsence.
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Are you Klingon?
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It seems that baby mice (pups??) have now been produced by interfering with two Dady mice…
I bet Uncle Elsan will be putting his name down for some sexually pure specimens. It seems that this is also more effective than female mice getting up the duff. So much for all that moaning from da wimminz about how wonderful they are…
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Izzard Pissard is full of eggs alright.
Dog eggs.
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