I would like to nominate cunts who try and make their registration numbers look like words, was road testing a car earlier and came up behind some tool who had on the back of his Merc AMG DEAR instead of the correct AM60 EAR, the best bit is it was on an Eclass diesel, the only AMG thing about it was the eBay sticker on the boot.

At our garage we see this kind of fuckmuppery all the time, they wonder why they get harassed by plod and then i get questioned about how the car passed an mot with a dodgy number plate, its simple, these fuckers have the correct plate in the boot, to be used for mot,s, we have seen it all before, some steroid freak who had changers B16 GER to BIGGER and the list is endless, what cunts.

eBay Link

Nominated by Fuglyucker.

More on the subject and link above provided by Chuff Chugger.

I would like to second this nomination…….specifically about one type of bastardized number plate you see.

These are the ones with the word ‘BOSS’ (or their interpretation of the word boss, as you cannot actually make the word using legal letters) (See eBay link above – DA)

(actually, that’s also the type of car you see them on as well)

These are cheap plates, purchased by low rent wide boy business owners who want to show everyone they are a cunt.

Let’s face it, if you work for someone who has one of these plates, then you already know they are the boss, and if you don’t then why would you give a fuck knowing a random stranger is some sort of boss of a small local construction company, tarmacking business, nail bar or a corner shop, or some other money laundering operation.

All it really says is ‘I am insecure, and a cunt’.