Two-Faced Welsh Politicos

A Cunting please for the Senedd members including the Welsh Government Ministers (and their staff).

This is a case of don’t do what I fucking do, Do what I Fucking say.

These bunch of double headed cunts are filling their faces with a good old English breakfast, yum yum, Subsidised by us the tax payers, WTF, whilst considering a wide variety of plans to make it more difficult & more expensive for us to buy, get this Unhealthy food like meal deals, Sandwich, Snack & Drink & buy one get one free deals.

So why aren’t these Preachers of healthy foods not eating Muesli, Yoghurt or boiled eggs & toast for their breakfast I ask?

Well I hope they fucking choke on my contribution of Tax paid, and then have to wait hours for an ambulance to turn up, or in their case a dump truck to carry the fat fucks to hospital.

Wales On Line

Nominated by:Dirty Harriet

79 thoughts on “Two-Faced Welsh Politicos

  1. T’was ever thus. Always the powerful preach to their subjects about how they should do this and do that whilst doing the same themselves. It’s about fear and loathing of the “lesser orders” – they have to be controlled. The same phenomenon can be observed in the phenomenon of Sparkletits/Half-wit and Emma Thompson, preaching about net zero whilst chartering private jets and flying around the world in 747’s.

  2. No big surprise.

    I recall during the Covid Lockdown farce, the plebs were prevented going to pubs, which were forcibly closed for a period of time on the order of Blowjob Boris and his “expert” advisors.

    At the same time the 20+ bars situated around the House of Parliament remained opened, allowing MPs, ministers, Boris and other assorted two-faced cunts to continue getting rat-arsed on heavily subsidised booze and grub!

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    • Pub near me did alright during lockdown, first thing he did when they reopened was buy a fucking Maserati…🚗

      “Bounce back loan perhaps”

  3. I just start from the basic premise that all politicians are two-faced, lying, venal fucking scummy cunts.

    I don’t think you can get much wrong with that approach.

    Morning all.

  4. These dozy commie cunts couldn’t organise a piss up in a brewery,never mind steal other people’s right to eat what the fuck they want.

    We should send them the sum total of fuck all money to prop up their Myanmar style agenda.

    Then hang them all for High Treason.

    CUNTS.

    • Then take them on a special ‘Pinochet helicopter tour’, disembarking over the world’s largest woodchipper then onto a conveyer belt to your industrial Aga.
      There, that’s better.
      Their kids are doubtless ‘chip off the old block’ cunts too so they can tag along on a two for one bonanza.

  5. I’m surprised there’s any food to eat at all in Wales other than leeks, daffodils and laverbread. Hasn’t Mental Drakeford banned all roads? So how do they get the food in?
    I expect they’ll be demanding the return of Stonehenge next, stolen from the Welsh by evil, racist, colonialist English slave owners.

  6. Fucking politician cunts always make sure they help themselves to the taxpayers money before anybody else gets any of it. Hang the fat po*cing bastards.

  7. Tonight, me and the wife will be dining at what has been described as an upmarket burger van.
    Apparently, it’s got two Michelin tyres.

  8. Fuck the Welsh and the Sons of Glynndwr.

    Mark Drakeford represents everything I despise about politics and the public sector.

    I can’t be arsed looking up his career but he seems to me the archetypal useless paper clip shifter that worked in a non discript admin job for the council then went in to politics and got where he did because he was the best of a proper shit bunch.

    Anyway Abersoch is nice at this time of year just as all the English second home owners come in (I’ve got skin in the game here😁) and price all the locals out, oooo that’s particularly lovely but at least they can feed on the scraps us English leave them.

    I don’t apologise for any offence this post may have caused to any of our Welsh cunters as it was totally meant.

    • I’ve never been a fan of torching saes cunts holiday homes, but I’m coming around to the idea.

    • I remember staying on the Warren campsite at abersoch back in the 70’s , that’s when the Cheshire set started moving in with their beach buggies and speedboats…

      Boom up went house prices and a sale of firelighters…🔥🔥

  9. Food For Thought.

    The black and white minstrels are backing lying cunt become they’re thick cunts. What a relief ! “Much of a Do” without the cunts. Bliss.

  10. Yep, it might actually be worth watching tonight without the moronic ramblings of the pundits who couldn’t construct an intelligible sentence between them.

    • I could do it for half their fee;

      ‘Yeah the boy Rashford done great for Yanited there. Yanited Yanited Yanited who are they playin’ anyway Yanited blah…’.

      • For the benefit of our very welcome permanent visitors who’ve recently arrived by RNLI or Borderfarce taxi service and may be struggling to learn English. Courtesy of Messrs Linecunt, Wright and Shearer and all other members of football’s intelligentsia, here is how to conjugate the verb ‘to done good’:
        I done good
        You done good
        The boy Rashford done good
        We done good
        You done good
        Yanited done good

      • I’ve set up a twatter account in the name Adulf Hister to say that the govt is full of racist cunts who run the World Bank or something and people from Pakistan are racially superior to Europeans,especially the British.

        I’m expecting my million pound football chat show contract in the post Monday morning.

      • The Great British public have certainly been ” done good”

        For fucking years….💩

      • Lineker v The BBC

        AIDS v Ebola as far as I’m concerned.

        It’s great comedy though I suppose…..

        Fuck the lot of em.

    • Even so, the producer is still going to show the shock results first, then games with the most goals. Not worth waiting until 10-30 pm for. Do what I do, go online at highlightsfootball.com for immediate action as soon as the games are finished. Each match are separately placed for you to select in your own preferred order, without an inkling of the result.

      • Couldn’t agree more Moggie. Watching paint dry is far more interesting than football.

      • Hi moggie63,

        My main aims are watching clubs get their comeuppance.
        For instance, Leeds fans are the most evil in the land. There’d be nothing more satisfying for me, than to see their team end up back in the second division.

      • I’d sooner watch Eurovision than sport. And I would eat my own bollocks before that happened.

    • Playing devils advocate (not like me!), I wonder what the story and the reaction would have been if he had tweeted a more ISAC friendly point of view, fuck the dinghy cunts, etc?
      I think it would be similar, but different people going on about free speech, other side saying the cunt should be impartial and keep his opinions to himself.
      Those calling him out for breaching his impartiality are exclusively those who oppose his point of view, and I imagine the same would be true if he had said the opposite, and you would have cunts like Lawrence Fox and Tommy Robinson supporting him.
      Funny old world.

      • Toby Young said last night that the free speech nation would defend Linecunt, bringing the BBC into disrepute is not a reason to sack someone, they would need to prove loss of business (money)
        I agree Lineker can say what he likes but it is amusing the that left leaning BBC are cancelling the left leaning Linecunt, now they know how the right feels.

        The others (arselickers) who are refusing to do their own programs like Scott and Mohammed are, in my opinion, on thin ice. Linekunt hasn’t been sacked as far as I know, yet.

      • This is really fuck all to do with the BBC, it’s all about his blasphemous invocation of the h***caust and THAT is the point of contention. Those we may not speak of, those we do not name hold the veto and copyright on the term as no others’ suffering can be deemed greater than or even comparable to theirs.

      • You knows it Cunty C, the other tens of millions from WW2 don’t get to count.

  11. The only time the majority of politicos deign to visit us mere payers of their wages is if they think there’s something innit for them. The great majority of them would not give a fuck what we plebs do as long as their moolah and expenses plus pensions were well protected. Fucking joke,still cannot figure out why we bother with the cunts. So I’m going into the back yard to play with my motorbike and annoy my cunty neighbour

  12. Let’s not forget that Drakeford’s son is a convicted kiddıe-fiddler; one can only surmise how that reflects on Drakeford as a father and human being, the shameless piece of shit.

    • Well said Thomas.

      What’s that horror film about evil fog called?

      The Fog perhaps?

      Anyway that’s how imagine their appalling morals seep into every corner of their rotten lives.

  13. I have never met a Welshman who doesn’t have a massive chip on his shoulder or is a two-faced twat.
    Harsh-but very, very true.

    • Not to mention very unhealthy and constantly gobbing phlegm when talking eh, CG?!

      • I would never say all English people are cunts, I know many I’m happy to call friends. Even after marrying a particularly nasty specimen.
        However, those that are cunts are of galactic proportion.

      • I went on a trip to Wales with Mum and Dad when I was a schoolboy.
        To me, with it’s surly, monosyllabic (when it suits) population and ramshackle infrastructure, it seemed remarkably similar to our native East Anglia, just with more sheep and much longer road signs 😁

    • Miserable enraged over their own inadequacy, constantly blaming racist England for their lot in life. Burn the damn place and eat roast lamb. 2 for 1.

      • Fuck me, another cunt who doesn’t know the difference between racism and xenophobia. 🙄

  14. Oh yes, the English Breakfast.

    Bacon from Denmark
    Tomatoes from Spain
    Bread made with flour and wheat from Ukraine
    ‘Shrooms from Poland
    Black pudding from Oirland (beggorah!)
    Coffee from Columbia or Guatemala
    Tea from India (not Yorkshire)
    🤔

    • Rather than getting them in from Poland, i find it’s easier to grow my own ‘shrooms.

      • I’m well aware of your little “ahem” mycology side project TtCE.🧐
        You rascal.

        I’ll stick to the common or garden variety myself.

    • Afternoon Harold.
      I’m amazed some chippy cunt hasn’t accused us Welsh scum of cultural appropriation for serving it here.
      We do suck a leek as a palate cleanser though.🤫

      • Afternoon GJ

        Nearly every country has culturally appropriated something somewhere at some point or another. That’s what makes it such a pointless argument.

        My favourite Welsh word is poppity-ping!

    • Bacon – local
      Sausages- local.
      Shrooms- local.
      Bread- local.
      Eggs- local.
      Black pudding- Yorkshire.

      Sheep shaggers- mutants.

  15. There would be riots if they tried to ban sheep shagging, with a doubling of vat on Wellies 🤨

  16. Harriet and I don’t work to far from the senedd and these wanking, Welsh windbags, who couldn’t organise a piss up in a brewery, I would like one of their subsidised breakfasts, an hour in their subsidised bar and then a word with whoever the cunt is in charge of the latest so called road improvements.
    Just as well, they probably wouldn’t let me in, cunts, still just as well….

    • In the 1950s I was sent to a Convalescent Home in Cowy for a month. Loved every moment of it.

      • That’s where that bald headed twine toed schister “antique dealer” brings back his spoils , isn’t it..?

  17. Off topic, but on the Lineker fiasco the man may not be an official employee (cough cough tax dodge) of the BBC, but he has a contract which tells him he must not use his public profile to spout political bias. He’s been warned a few times and has overstepped the mark again.

    Hence, he should have his contract torn up (because he has since said he won’t stop posting political views on social media). As should the arse kissing cunts in support of him. Pathetic, but the BBC asked for this by employing race bating woke bastards like Wright and Scott.

    MOTD may actually be worth watching for once. None of these complete retards talking shite and more of coverage of the actual games? Result for me.

    And on the topic of ‘would people be calling for his head had he come out in support of stopping the boats’…well the rule is the same so he should still be relieved of his duties.

    As I’m fucking well certain he would be in a heartbeat, with no cunt backing him up for ‘ his right to freedom of speech’.
    Remember Lee Hurst? Comedian regularly on HIGNFY and other BBC panel shows. Came out in support of Brexit and ukip and was as difficult to spot on BBC as Stalin singing Spice Girls’ hits on Songs of Praise after that.

    Pure coincidence of course. David Bellamy said he had a few doubts about the climate change agenda and he was off the box quicker than you could say, “Grapple me grapenuts.”

    But personally, I would be delighted if Lineker had come out and said we should shoot a few dinghies and see how many of the cheeky cunts try their luck after that.

    I’d be all for my views and only my views being legal. I am a cunt, but at least I’m honest. I make no apology. I’d have any cunt disagreeing with me sent to a Siberian salt mine and all, along with his entire family.

    Evening all and get to fuck.

    That was a party political broadcast on behalf of the Labour Party.

    • The BBC statement

      “The BBC has been in extensive discussions with Gary and his team in recent days. We have said that we consider his recent social media activity to be a breach of our guidelines.

      “The BBC has decided that he will step back from presenting Match of the Day until we’ve got an agreed and clear position on his use of social media.

      “When it comes to leading our football and sports coverage, Gary is second to none. We have never said that Gary should be an opinion free zone, or that he can’t have a view on issues that matter to him, but we have said that he should keep well away from taking sides on party political issues or political controversies.”

      • Just sack the cunt. The others can be dispatched at the beeb’s convenience. That should trim the wages bill by 2-3 million. They might be able to afford some halfway decent programmes then.

  18. And an oldie but goodie on the topic of our phlegm producing cousins…

    Dafyd is showing his towny friend the sights and sounds of his local Welsh Valley village.

    “See that ‘ere? That’s the river bridge that is. I was chief engineer for that, right? And that ‘ere? That’s the local astro turf rugby pitch. I ‘elped lay that turf with me bare ‘ands, isn’t it?”

    His friend nods, impressed.

    “And you see that ‘ere? That’s the village hall that is. Roof blew off in the yuge storm back of ’98. Well I put the new roof on within two days I did, right?”

    “I do all this and do they call me the bridge builder? Do they call me the pitch maker? Do they call me the expert roofer?
    I shag one sheep…”

  19. Second to none..
    He’s no des lynam or dickie davis.

    Just stick three blow up dolls in the studio and just show the highlights.
    Probably get better viewing figures.

    • Much like ‘Have I got news for you” (back when it was moderately funny) substituted Roy Hattersley for a tub of lard, Motd could substitute the three amigos for three saucers full of the stinkiest dogshit eh, BZ?

  20. I wonder if Lyincunt hangs himself for his stupidity. We must make sure he’s on the goal line with the rope firmly tied to the crossbar so there’s no mistake in making his goal.

  21. El Beeb sacked Angus Deayton for sniffing cocaine and having it off with prostitutes.

    I would rather have Angus back to comment on MoTD; not that I ever watch it or like football in general, but if he was on it, then for once it might be a laugh or vaguely interesting and I might pay an actual licence fee to watch TV.

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