The National Art Centre – Ottawa

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News from the Wacky Woke World of the Mooseshaggers, fellow cunters. Step forward the taxpayer-funded National Arts Centre, Ottawa.

Not content with putting on a play with an all-black cast, if you’re white then sorry chum, you ain’t getting in. Because to see ‘the vivid kaleidoscope that is the Black Experience’ you have to self-identify as black. Well Lordy be, it’s Apartheid and even the New Woke Post has spotted it.

I love this shit: ‘If someone identifies as non-Black and demands to enter the room…….we have non-Black front-of-house members present in the lobby to help de-escalate such situations‘.

In my book that’s ‘Fuck off gammons, we’ve got bouncers so don’t you dare try getting in, you cunts’.

Good to see that Black is always with a capital letter in this report. I presume their self-identifying Blackface Prime Minister won’t be barred, the wanker.

NY Post

Nominated by: Geordie Twatt

(I presume arts funding for this place comes from black taxpayers! – Day Admin)

53 thoughts on “The National Art Centre – Ottawa”

  1. ‘The black experience’ my arse.

    Try putting on an all-white version of ‘Hamlet’and see where it gets you. It definitely won’t be a case of ‘all white on the night’; it’ll be WAAAAAAYCIST!

    Woke wankers.

    • ‘If somebody identifies as non black…’.

      What, somebody who ain’t black, you mean?

      Cuntitude of the highest order, and rightly called by Geordie.

    • As I set the ball rolling, here’s the answers:

      LL – What if someone is mixed race?
      Answer: They can join the audience but they must leave at the interval.

      GC – Can Meghan Markle attend?
      Answer: No, she identifies as a cunt.

      RK – What about Asians, Chinese etc?
      Answer: Er sorry, we hadn’t thought about that. We’ll get back to you.

  2. Sounds like a fun evening of faeces throwing and chimping out..

    Release a polar bear into the auditorium.
    Try and de-escalate that.

  3. Is the dialog written in Ebonics? Will the play feature a drive by or a car jacking? How are they going to burn the stage every night in honor of BLM protests?

    I bet they let Justinlito Castreau in.

    It’s become the Peoples Republic of Canada.

    • Afternoon General, I was under the impression that the New York Post was rather unwoke when compared to the NY Times and Washington Post?

      Like our own Sun newspaper, hyperbolic and sensationalist but also reporting the stuff others won’t touch.

      • Good morning LL,

        Your impression is quite correct.

        Interesting note…they are owned by News Corp the parent company of RAT (FOX) News but unlike their rodent sibling they have not sold out to the corporate/mainstream/establishment interests that dominate the American media.

  4. A ‘Black Out’ night? Will all the ensuing panic, crushing & inevitable suffocation, a major blackout would be far more exciting.

  7. Does this mean prime minister Justin Trudeau will be barred from attending because he identifies as white?

    Will the white liberal progressives accept being banned as well?

    What a tangled web of shit they weave!

  8. I hope it sells out.

    Then a Chinese spy balloon brings the curtain down. ..together with the roof.

    Cunts.

  9. And to think we used to call Canada the Great White North.

    Good day, eh.*

    *Do you foreigners know SCTV?

  11. They’ve made it slmple. The only ones available for entry are the ones who still have their Robinson’s Jam Bus Pass.

  12. Black actors acting in a play written by a black playwright I hope?! (aren’t too many of them around).

    If they put on Shakespeare it would be “cultural appropriation” from Whites and by their own woke rules that ain’t allowed.

    Oh wait I forgot it’s one rule for them and another for honky.

    Fucking bell-ends (are they still purple on a black fella, out of interest?) (Not that I’m that interested, to be fair)

  13. Fucking communists! They are not interested in racial equality, racial justice, reducing racial tension and conflict. No, fuck off. They want to use blacks as the battering ram for their โ€œrevolution.โ€ The irony is that if they pull it off and take over, the blacks will be the first to go against the wall. Along with the poofs and trannies. No room for non conformity in their brave new world.

  14. I remember stumbling across ‘Live at the Apollo” on channel four in the late 80’s-early 90’s.
    Fucking hell, a theatre full of dark-keys, with all black “talent” (guffaw).
    Every time someone did a turn, the audience made fisted-arm movements and noises like fucking chimpanzee’s.
    Seriously.
    I tried to find a clip a while back, for a cunting I was composing, YouTube seem to have removed them.
    I wonder why?

  16. All black audience and all black performance, didnโ€™t something like that happen at the Brixton O2 recently ๐Ÿ˜‚

    • Heheheh … 52 inch, that’s a short little cunt tho isn’t it? Presuming it’s wearing 7 in heels as trannies are wont to do

    • That’s what Sturgeon sees when she does magic mushrooms!

      That’s her god, Ochayazel, who sends out a foul energy from it’s grotto in Ben MacDui that has infected minds of Scotland for years and must be destroyed by Neil Oliver.

      Here’s Neil’s reaction on Noddy shuffling off…
      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bN9JBmDEogE

      The man is a legend. This is what men in Scotland should be like.

      • Aye, caught this live today by chance, one of his more restrained fistings there. … and keeps a pair o’ wolfhounds? Top man.

  18. Let them get on with it.
    I imagine the play is like something written by Doreen Lawrence anyhow, but was the theatre designed and built entirely by black people?
    For shame, they’ll have to move the venue to Somalia.

  19. So glad I don’t give a fuck about being excluded from shit I have no interest in.
    I doubt many of its target audience won’t be going either, so it will fail miserably financially too.
    hey ho.

  21. All this pandering is making black people soft.

    Was a time back in the 60s, 70s and 80s when all the best boxer’s were black.
    Not the case now though.

    Maybe all this molly coddling and political correctness is turning them into pansies.

    • Black want to be Hip Hop magnates these days. “I been hustlin’ all mah, life, nigga! I’m a ENTRAPENEUR, nigga! Look at how I dress, nigga, I already GOT the moves of a billionaire, nigga!”.

      No, you don’t. You’re a clown.

    • Ali was in some play on Broadway Herman!
      During his time in the wilderness for refusing the draft.
      Don’t think it did that well like..

  23. My prediction for the world to start again where the dinosaurs left off, will becoming sooner than expected with help from the gullible woke wankers allowing coloureds, with the brain capacity of chimps, first choice in everything. Pity I won’t be around to say I told you so.

  26. Morris dancers are almost always white, but to be more inclusive they wear blackface. Our low IQ Canadian friends could learn a lot from them. I suspect the play is just a cover for a black supremacy armed militia meeting. Having watched the video of the African rebel group giving an automatic rifle to a chimp I am not particularly concerned. I had to swallow my pride and delete some tweets about trannies and kiddy diddling to get back on twitter. Not because I like it, just want to troll Krankie. Expect to be suspended again by Friday.

  27. It’s the inverse of the racial purity laws in Adolf’s Germany.
    1936: Prove you have no Jewish ancestry.
    2023: Prove you have black ancestry.
    Absolutely fucking outrageous.
    Don’t these cunts learn anything from history?

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