The Brit Weirdo Awards (4)

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A cunting please for the shower of shit on show at the Brit Awards this year.

I have no idea what the Brit Awards is about, possibly a competition to find out who can outdo Mr Blobby’s costume for silliness?

I received the link below from a mate who delights in torturing himself by tuning in to BBC News on a regular basis.

BBC News Link 1

With the exception of one of the Nova Twins (no, me neither) – the one on the left with the red barnet – I have never seen so many unappealing twats in one place at the same time.

Nominated by: Minge Juice Bottler

And seconded by: Fuglyucker

The fuck fest, chocked full of the biggest cunts in the UK that is the Brit awards needs a double barreled cunting.

We didn’t watch this shit on the telly but the above news page that I clicked on while looking for something else was enough to make me spit my coffee across the room and cause that little vein in my forehead pulse wildly.

So it starts with the fucking revolting fuck pig that is Sam Smith in some sort of pumped up with his farts gimp suit, Harry styles looking like a cross between David Beckham and an Ewock, Lizzo dressed in a tight bin bag, another tart wearing a net curtain, then there are a pair of pregnant slags in outfits with their pregnant bellies hanging out, had trouble keeping my breakfast down with those 2 pics.

Moving on some pink glittering telly tubby and then a whole slew of attention seeking fuckwits in various states of undress posing for photo, s.

Where are Alkieda when you need them, if these are the role models that the young look up to, God help us all….. What is the plural for such a huge collection of cunts…. A flock or a clutch of cunts, see if you guys can work out a better one….

BBC News Link

And then on a similar tangent there’s this from Cuntis_Cuntis

Modern Music

After Sam Smith, Madonna, and several other Moon Crickets making a bunch of cunts out theyselves at the TiT Awards, I thought live music was dead.

I was wrong. We’ve just been to see Suzanne Vega. She was fantastic.

Attractive, able to hold a glorious tune, tonnes of tales, and kept the audience engaged without tales of explicit knobbing.

Best gig I’ve seen in years.

More support for elder artists who know their stuff and can easily pack out local venues by being pure talent and class.

60 thoughts on “The Brit Weirdo Awards (4)”

  2. The brits?

    Surely it’s should be cancelled,smacks of colonialism.

    May I suggest a name change the pricks..

  3. The fat cunt looks like he farted and followed through in his gimp suit, good style.
    Ashnikko (who) looks like she’s got mpox.
    Lizzo got good use out of that bargain bucket Christmas decoration and some extra strong garden refuse bags.
    Eliza Rose (again, who) looks like she either stoned or desperate for a piss.

    But my, the Nova Twins!
    Eh, what?

  7. The Brit awards have always been the bargain bin at Woolworths version of a music award.

    All the shite that absolutely nobody ever has said ‘Shit, that sound was so new and innovative that it totally blew my mind’.

    Just formulaic music by numbers for cunts who know nothing about music and like being told what to listen to by cunts who know nothing about music.

    • Billy Connolly’s incontinence pants sketch!!

      Oh my days! Oh, my giddy aunt!!

      That deserves an Oscar!

  10. I am finally reaping the benefits of being a thick unfashionable square old cunt I’ve no idea what the subject of the nomination is. Judging by the photo it’s a musical freak show put on at our local nut house Broadmoor.

  13. It’s the music world version of ISACs Cunt of the Year.

    It must be hard work trying to decide which one is the biggest cunt.

  14. I’m liking the effect of the ‘baby bump’ outfits, with a bit of tweaking it could work for beer bellies?

    Cop a load of my beer belly! (with matching gloves to cradle it ..)

    • The matching gloves…
      So tasteful.
      Nothing wrong with getting your gut out, if you’re at the Brits, apparently.
      But wear a sleeveless vest, in Summer, and it’s
      “Oi, Wayne Slob”
      I have feelings.

  15. Samantha Smith reminds me of an overweight Michael Flatley/Bobby Davro/end of the pier Widow Wanky type parody. What was that air-engorged gimp suit all about? It looked like one of those weird sealed suffocation porn costumes in reverse. No doubt done to show “how brave and forward thinking” he was. Nope, he looked like a bladder full of piss. I can wager his devoted followers and “progressives” were feverishly wanking into their meat free meals watching that cunt collective of a show while their man buns were wobbling like a head knocker on a dashboard.

  16. It’s Friday and I’ve had all the weird perv shit I can take for one week.
    Krankie, Empress of Wokeland is fucking off at last and I’m celebrating by getting ratarsed.

    All’s well with the world.

    • Don’t celebrate too much, I almost broke out the single malt myself but though ‘this is too good to be fucking true..’

      Krankie isn’t gone yet, besides, she’s only the visible ‘better(sic) half’ of a pair of mutually corrupt ‘beards’, and the shitshow that is Sturgeon’s Nonces and Perverts have just rigged the election process for her ‘Göllywøg’ labelled chosen replacement sockpuppet (and his scheming witch of a wife)….sorry, that should have read ‘…for the democratically elected (honest) new SNP Regenbogenführer.’

      Have a few though as it’s the beginning of her end but there’s still more to come, the time to really celebrate is when the hackit wee cunt, her pervert Penfold of a ‘beard’ and the rest of her Holyrood deviant crew get done for various frauds and corruption, the polis investigation into the missing £600,000 is hopefully merely the start of it.

      Interesting times indeed.

  17. My misses had this bunch of wanksfest on I went upstairs watched Better Call Saul and played online poker and had a wank (bit of PoV). She was happy and so was I.

    I ain’t watching that degenerative shite.

  18. The Brit Awards were awful shambolic shite 25 years ago. Guess the only way forwards was downwards. Thank heavens we blew the Beeb out.
    And now, a beer methinks…

  19. I think back in the early 90s the majestic Bill Drummond and Jimmy Cauty aka the ‘KLF’ fired blanks into the air at the end of their live performance. Mmmmm.

  20. The Brit awards. the last time I paid attention to that was when the Manic Street Preachers won something.

    1996?

  22. I switched this on for about 5 minutes the other night.

    I have this weird habit of doing this type of thing.
    Watching something that I know is going to be awful but persevere for a little while just to see where the morbid curiosity takes me.

    Turns out I happened to put it on and there was Leigh fucking Francis skulking about getting interviewed alongside some other cunt.

    What has Leigh Francis ever done musically? Apart from rip the piss out of Craig David.
    For which he has since apologised for in a flood of tears a couple of years back.

    The unfunny annoying cunt.

    • Leigh Francis as Craaaaig David was more popular than the real thing.

      Proper Bo our Kes!

      • I don’t think he should have apologised for it.

        It was really funny and Craig David was just asking to be ridiculed such was his whole shit style and persona in the very early 2000’s.

        I’m going to contradict what I said in my earlier post because I will admit that some of the Bo Selecta stuff was very funny and on point back in the day but since then, Francis has morphed into one gigantic insufferable unfunny woke cunt and the whole tearful apologies during the St George/BLM bollocks of 2020 was just pathetic.

        Evening LL.

    • Evening Harold.

      A fine looking woman.

      She was everywhere back in the 90s.

      Did she end up suffering from bad health or something along those lines?

      (I can’t be bothered to check for myself)

      • Evening HJ.

        She suffered from Alopecia and lost all of her hair and then had some other issues and was diagnosed as being bi-polar at some point.

        A shame. A damn fine woman back in the day.

      • Indeed she was Harold.

        The lass I mentioned in an earlier post today with the nice feet. She looked a bit like Gail Porter. (The 90s version)

    • I wouldn’t want to these day’s CG 😂😂

      Probably tastes like rancid Aberdeen angus beef nowadays.
      Shame.

  25. Talent free shite. A number 1 is 17 downloads by 11 year olds. Autotuned X factor shite written by an algorhythm.

  26. The Brit awards is a pile of talentless shite.
    Thank god i grew up in the 60’s and 70’s when music and the people that wrote and performed it had talent

  27. I haven’t watched this shit in years.

    When I heard a while ago that those talent-free WAG slags Little Mix won the best group category, I nearly threw up. Not a guitar, bass or drum kit in sight. A bunch of talentless miming autotuned slags are viewed as a proper band. Sums up the Shit Awards and the death of popular music. I bet there were no actual bands or real musicians on this year’s shitshow.

    As for Sam Smith, the guillotine was made for him/her/it. Off with his fat napper.

  28. Madogga is a pathetic attention seeking obsolete old fuck who should be dead.
    A 65 year old slag trying too look like she’s 21, absolutely ridiculous and ugly as fuck. After all that ‘work’ on her boat race, she looks like one of those X-Files grey aliens in a blonde wig. I also see that Madogga was well up the black arse of Sasha Johnson. They should have both been shot….

    Suzanne Vega is fantastic though. Interesting thing an old mate of mine did years ago. Suzanne backed by Dire Straits…

    https://archive.org/details/ccc-toms-investigations-2021-hd

  29. Things I would put in to improve the Brit Awards.

    AC/DC topping the bill.
    Taylor Swift showing her arse.
    Ed Sheercunt in stocks and pelted with rotten fruit, eggs, offal, shit and so on.
    Jennifer Lopez doing a striptease.
    Sam Smith in knife throwing act that goes wrong (for him).
    Morrissey pissing all the woke turds off.
    Burning an effigy of Michael Jackson.
    Simon Cowell thrown into a tiger pit.

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