Oh dear. That rather odd individual Sam Smith is at it again.
I’ve only just recovered my equilibrium after viewing those off-putting pictures of him cavorting about in a posing pouch on a beach somewhere, flaunting the flab (regulars may recall that particular cunting).
Anyway, the flamboyant Mr Smith is back with a new song, and a somewhat contentious video to go with it. Naturally, self-styled ‘progressives’ have come out with the usual ‘brave and strong’ line of bollocks where the video’s concerned. Others see it as just being very tacky and tasteless.
Of course cynics will point that Smith has set out to court controversy. Controversy equals publicity, publicity equals increased sales. Fair enough I suppose, but such a push the envelope approach also opens you up to scorn and ridicule, and to my mind, scorn and ridicule is exactly what this ludicrous video deserves.
Anyway, watch it through for yourselves and see whether you agree. I contend that Smith has again made himself look like a total and utter bellend. All in favour say ‘aye!’.
Nominated by: Ron Knee
And here’s something from The Cuntfinder General
Is it too soon for another Sam Smith? I know THEY were done in Jan but THEY hadn’t recommended that a video of THEM cavorting like a fat hairy black top and landscape gardening contractor be shown to 5 year olds in Jan.
Basically THEY are trying to be as provocative as is humanly possible in order that THEY draw fire from trad types just so THEY can get offended and do throw a ducky(or drake) fit.
Listen up YOU TWO, I don’t even want to hear about you bouncing your fat hairy thighs about with a load of THEMs and then hearing that you got pissed all over……. dude/dudette….. please stop. I’ve a one year old kid and I don’t want HIM exposed to this shit when HE is older. It ain’t normal.
…..and as for that show the other night at whatever BS awards it was… all done up like Satan. Mate/lass, to me you are. You want 5 year old to see you getting pissed on. You ain’t right mate/lass
More venting, this time from Big Cuntus
Sam Smith.
Is me or does Britain is no longer producing our Best when it comes to Gay Singers?
Elton John. Freddy Mercury. Marc Almond. Boy George. Holly Johnson. Jimmy Somerville. Andy Bell.
We’ve had some classics. Cream of the crop. What do Gen Z get?
Sam Smith. A man who sung one of the shitist Bond themes in recent memory with a whiny nasally tone. Who went from “I am Gay leave be me” to the Woke They/Them cliche and won’t shut the fuck up about it.
I don’t listen to or follow the charts, I am happy with Absolute 80’s and 90’s thank you. Yet on the Internet this Cunt is everywhere being a Cunt. He was a Cunt on Graham Norton, he was a Cunt at the Grammy’s and he probably was a Cunt at the Brit Awards along with that Cunt Hairy Styles.
You look like a nob and you have no class. Jog on Lad.
Samantha Smith freaks the fuck out of me. I’d keep my kids well away from him.
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The way his career is going, he’ll be opening the new Aldi near you soon! 😀
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That’s fucking hilarious 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👍👍
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What’s it doing in the right hand picture taking a shit
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Wiping his arse I think.
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Isn’t if funny how now that he doesn’t have to fit into the boy band stereotypical look, he’s let himself go a bit.
Had a few too many pies; eaten a few more packets of pork scratchings with beer than he should have – can’t keep his hands off the chocolate cake.
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He looks about 8 stone overweight, maybe 7. He has “sugar face” too. Or is that the glaze of 100 gallons of jizz? Answers on a postcard, winner gets… 100 gallons of jizz, blessed by the Archbishop of Canterbury.
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He’d have fitted in well in Germany circa 1933-1945. The silly, half baked fucking cunt.
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Rumour has it that some of the top Nazis went in for that sort of thing.
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The Damned
158 minutes
1969
(video skips to Nazi gay orgy scene)
https://youtu.be/sNwR6moEilU?t=5676
Tasteful, of course. 😀
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Not even fit to be reduced to fatty ersatz soap
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Dirty cock gobbler.Special heater for Miss Smith please Unk.
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A total cunt who is an air thief 👎👎
Mmmmmm I feel better already 👍👍
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Love to see this cunt walk around Mansfield He wouldn’t last five minutes 👎👎
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Especially in that g-string and corset outfit, and ooh! those tassels!
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Hopefully he will odee on coke and poppers or monkey pox will get him before to long and he will hopefully be a long forgotten memory
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This disgusting freak actually thinks he has talent. Love to see it get shot in the face at very close range.
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Would have had the aids in the 80s, absolutely nailed on.
Useless talentless fat cunt
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I hope the horrible puke inducing fat cunt gets it now….
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He is beyond cuntitude, beyond parody.
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Sam Smith is a talent-free attention seeking cunt who is as interesting as WHSmith in the run-down high street of a West country town.
I would write more about him but he would love the attention.
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Pathetic attention seeking waste of good oxygen. I bet the Russians are passing themselves that we faun over this fat mess of a cunt
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* pissing. Frigging predictive text
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I have wanted to smack this useless cunt’s fat head ever since he/she/it used the original Covid lockdown to gain publicity for him/her/itself.
People were dying all over the place, services stretched to the limit, and shops were picked clean. Yet this repulsive fat fuck was on social media, blubbing in his onesie and feeling sorry for himself. The Fandango on his head would have done nicely and still would, the disgusting self serving slab of scented shite.
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I remember when gay artists had talent. Long John Baldry, Pete Townshend (read his autobiography), Dave Davies, David Bowie.
Now, cunts like this Smith creature think that being a poof alone should get him/her/it noticed. And when everybody hates and/or ignores the twat, he/she/it then whores itself with less dignity than a dog turd in a heatwave. Smith is like some spoilt irritating child. ‘I am a poof! You will notice me! Look at how naughty I am!’ Of course, the cunt has to do this, because without these pathetic self serving stunts, he is nothing. Absolutely nothing. The talent-free fat fuck is totally worthless. And I hope his biggest publicity stunt will be his suicide. The vast mountain of vaseline will probably film that as well…
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Cunt’s from my hometown back in’t day. Dickhead he was at school, too.
Anyway, he used to work on the fish counter in the local Sainsbury’s. Me da popped in there one Friday for some skate and a gallon of Malbec after coming back from a day’s graft in the city. The reedy-voiced wanker commented on the ol’ man’s choice of tie.
Me dad responded “the fuck it’s to you, you fat bug-eyed poof?”
We still laugh about it.
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Update: Poof meself living up in’t peaks.
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I would gladly kick this big fat pasty cunt until he came apart, he is a disgrace and I hope he soon becomes addicted to crack.!
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