Sam Smith (6)

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Oh dear. That rather odd individual Sam Smith is at it again.

I’ve only just recovered my equilibrium after viewing those off-putting pictures of him cavorting about in a posing pouch on a beach somewhere, flaunting the flab (regulars may recall that particular cunting).

Anyway, the flamboyant Mr Smith is back with a new song, and a somewhat contentious video to go with it. Naturally, self-styled ‘progressives’ have come out with the usual ‘brave and strong’ line of bollocks where the video’s concerned. Others see it as just being very tacky and tasteless.

Of course cynics will point that Smith has set out to court controversy. Controversy equals publicity, publicity equals increased sales. Fair enough I suppose, but such a push the envelope approach also opens you up to scorn and ridicule, and to my mind, scorn and ridicule is exactly what this ludicrous video deserves.

Anyway, watch it through for yourselves and see whether you agree. I contend that Smith has again made himself look like a total and utter bellend. All in favour say ‘aye!’.

YouTube Link

Nominated by: Ron Knee

And here’s something from The Cuntfinder General

Is it too soon for another Sam Smith? I know THEY were done in Jan but THEY hadn’t recommended that a video of THEM cavorting like a fat hairy black top and landscape gardening contractor be shown to 5 year olds in Jan.

Basically THEY are trying to be as provocative as is humanly possible in order that THEY draw fire from trad types just so THEY can get offended and do throw a ducky(or drake) fit.

Listen up YOU TWO, I don’t even want to hear about you bouncing your fat hairy thighs about with a load of THEMs and then hearing that you got pissed all over……. dude/dudette….. please stop. I’ve a one year old kid and I don’t want HIM exposed to this shit when HE is older. It ain’t normal.

…..and as for that show the other night at whatever BS awards it was… all done up like Satan. Mate/lass, to me you are. You want 5 year old to see you getting pissed on. You ain’t right mate/lass

More venting, this time from Big Cuntus

Sam Smith.

Is me or does Britain is no longer producing our Best when it comes to Gay Singers?

Elton John. Freddy Mercury. Marc Almond. Boy George. Holly Johnson. Jimmy Somerville. Andy Bell.

We’ve had some classics. Cream of the crop. What do Gen Z get?

Sam Smith. A man who sung one of the shitist Bond themes in recent memory with a whiny nasally tone. Who went from “I am Gay leave be me” to the Woke They/Them cliche and won’t shut the fuck up about it.

I don’t listen to or follow the charts, I am happy with Absolute 80’s and 90’s thank you. Yet on the Internet this Cunt is everywhere being a Cunt. He was a Cunt on Graham Norton, he was a Cunt at the Grammy’s and he probably was a Cunt at the Brit Awards along with that Cunt Hairy Styles.

You look like a nob and you have no class. Jog on Lad.

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103 thoughts on “Sam Smith (6)”

  1. Just a confused fat mincer who had a meltdown in lockdown.

    Ignore it and it will soon get bored and fuck off.

  2. Good Morning

    An indictment of today’s popular music scene. A mediocre voice backed up by a complete lack of self awareness.

    • Deep down i suspect this cunt is deliberately pushing the envelope to see how far he can go. He’s surrounded by flunkeys who worship his farts in the name of their pay packets. Its like the emperors new clothes….but in reverse.

      He’s still a grade A cunt tho

    • He probably got his inspiration from Roger Daltrey, legendary singer with The Who.
      He is a keen fly fisherthem and owns a few fishing lakes.

      Or maybe not.

      • He certainly did own a large property in surrey….or sussex with a large trout lake. I got off with his childrens nanny years ago and inbetween giving me a nosh she told me all about it.

  6. ‘I’m not here to make friends’, unless of course they are the sort of friends who will bum him senseless and creampie his dungtrumpet.

    The video is complete shat, but may have taken its cues from:

    https://youtu.be/-XNFokmDKrE

  7. He looks odd.
    Like he’s a Bernard the plumber that’s acting the bandit.
    Fat dumpy balding,
    He’s like Roy Kinnear in Panto.

    As for gay singers,
    I thought yes at first,
    But then when I thought about it,

    Only Freddy Mercury I rate!

    Hated that potato headed cunt Somerville .

    No, I disagree on that.
    Puffs can’t sing.
    Dance yes.
    But not sing.

    Can’t use power tools or climb trees either.

  8. Revolting narcissist.
    I’m not a watcher of gay porn but I’d force myself to watch him being buggered to death.

  9. He has made the mistake of cashing in all his chips early.
    He is quickly running out of ways to be relevant.
    He has reached the peak of cuntishness.

    Singers like him have a short time in the spotlight at best.

    Rod Stewart and Robbie Williams are stretching out their careers and have become ‘crooners’.

    I can’t imagine this fat cunt ‘crooning’ in his ludicrous costumes.
    When the spotlight fades forever on this lunatic there will be nothing left other than a fatal overdose.

    Hopefully.

  10. As I always thought social media bullying doesn’t work, otherwise the fat jude law would be in the ground now..

  11. I seen a disturbing image of this lard arsed cunt the other day and now I can’t unsee it.

    He was laying on the deck in a dodgy strappy outfit which made him resemble a hogtied pork joint.

  13. The bender singers listed in the nom, Elton John. Freddy Mercury. Marc Almond. Boy George. Holly Johnson. Jimmy Somerville. Andy Bell.
    None of them* give off the vibe of liking underage conquests, like Sam Smith, who looks like he hangs around schools as much as a recently dinghy sponger.
    * maybe not Marc Almond…he looks like he’d be so degenerate that he’d dig up a man’s corpse and have sex with whatever flesh remains intact.

    • At least they could sing. The only thing I’ve heard by this lardarse is that fucking awful so called Bond theme. He sounded like he’d shit himself and was crying in front of his mum.

      • I’ve not heard the Bond theme or saw the video,
        But heard enough about the daft cunt to know I should stay well away.

        He looks like a 70s wrestler,
        Like he should be paired off with Mick mcManus against Big Daddy.

        Bring back proper fairies!
        Quentin crisp was a delight and a proper time served puff.

        Knew where you were with Quentin.

        Brighton

      • MIS NAILED IT! He looks like legendary fat fuck wrestler, Dusty Rhodes…

        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9py4aMK3aIU

        Sam Smith loves entering the ring, too, of course. And by, “ring” I mean rancid, prolapsed anuses.

        It’s much a do about NOTHING. More Satanic imagery will come and who the fuck cares, only Bible bashers in Tennessee get riled over plasticky Satanic imagery these days. Yokels.

      • Morning HJ.
        Swallowing somewhere between 2-2000 discharges?!
        Just invent any amount!
        I wonder what the actual truth behind that story was?

      • No truth apparently.

        I heard it at Youth Club when I was about 12,

        ” That Marc Almond?
        Rushed in to hospital for a stomach pump.
        20 pints of spunk!!”

        But it’s not true.

        It was Mr T.
        Wouldn’t get on the plane.
        Punishment bumming off George peppard.

      • Morning lads.

        Soft Cell made three great albums, for which the world will be forever grateful.

    • That’s where I first met Marc Almond, before he was famous, at my school sports’ day. Creepy fucker.

  14. I blame the Internet.
    Bear with me……….

    There was a time when if you wanted to attract a girl you would go out for the night ‘on the pull’.
    You would get dressed up.
    Best Ben Sherman shirt, nicely pressed trousers, hair cut and a splash of Hai Karate.

    You would home in on your target, compliment her, buy her a drink and hopefully get some tit and fingers.

    Now it’s all about swiping left or right on your mobile.

    The subtle art of seduction is lost.
    Young men think that the way to attract a girl is to act like a girl.
    They are far too effeminate, and of course that is not what young girls want.

    I think that the terms ‘gender neutral’ and ‘gender fluid’ do not really mean that the person is bisexual.
    I think that the person has come to the sad realisation that they are not attractive to either women or men.

    A gay man would not want to form any sort of relationship with Sam Smith.
    He is way over the top.

    A straight woman would run a mile.
    Who in their right mind would want to be seen out with this cunt?

    You don’t fool me Mr Smith.
    It’s your silly game and I am not playing.

    • He needs to work out, get some muscles, dress classy, act classy or he’ll end up dead, or worse – not famous anymore.
      Retards gonna retard.

    • We came to the same conclusion about a lad in the group of friends we had.

      He came out as bisexual and right away someone remarked ‘Youre not gay, you’re just an ugly cunt with no personality hedging his bets’.

      Someone really needs to smack Sam Smith with the same harsh reality.

  15. He should be beaten to within an inch of his life. Unfortunately I suspect the filthy degenerate would enjoy that far too much.

  16. Sadly a sign of the times when a degenerate fat cunt like this can show off his disgusting fetish in a music video (that children can access) and not only get applauded for it but earn alot of money for it too.

    The west has clearly fallen when pérvérts like Smith are allowed to display this level of deviancy unchecked.

    Vile CUNT!

  17. And where is the ‘non binary’ thing?

    Sees himself as neither male nor female.

    So why is it that he acts so effeminate and dresses like a pantomime dame.
    Where is the opposing side of his perceived genders?

    You will never see him dressed up in clothes which can be described as too ‘macho’.

    He is just an outrageous, fat, attention seeking poof.

  18. Pity the USAF didn’t shoot the untalented perverted cunt down in that balloon suit.

  20. He has to wear those laughable outfits to attract attention, if he wore a suit, you’d think he was door security or a limo driver. He’s really not remarkable.

    Never mind, he’ll be playing Widow Twankey in a couple of years.

    When the kids shout “He’s behind you”, he’ll lisp
    ” Ooo, I do hope so!”

  21. Sam Smith and his weird pictures of him in a blown up gimp suit, or in red tape that made him look like a pork joint, the man is a demented, high pitched , repulsive fuck pig.
    He is already more famous for being a cunt than his shit music, im sure soon enough he is going to come unstuck in some park at midnight, when he tries to come on to a group of teens,then all we are going to hear is [ Oh my god he was such a talent] bollocks he a KY jellied are who can only sit on things that are to big to be inserted like park benches and the like.

  22. I have never seen so many unappealing twats in one place…

    Apart from the Nova Twin on the left. She gives me the fucking horn.

  23. I can’t believe how this country has gone to shit in the one generation I have been alive. Back in the day, immigrants chatting up school-girls would have been dealt with by a group of local lads giving them a kicking, while the rozzers watched on to make sure no-one intervened, poofery was tolerated and ignored, drag queens were a laugh down the pub, football was for blokes and you stood on the terraces and found your mates each week. And a piece of shit like Sam Smith would have been locked up.

    How it makes me sad for my kids.

      • Unfortunately yes. However, they were just outplayed by a better team. At that level, the difference between being good and better is as a fag paper. Haaland is impressive, if a lump – Grealish is a whiney twat, but also good. You can’t make the sort of mistakes that Arsenal did in front of them and not expect to be punished. Oh well – it’s only a game at the end of the day.

  24. If memory serves it was this fat cunt who posted a picture of himself crying during Lockdown (c) on twatter.

    It went down like a lead balloon even amongst fatty’s fans.

    I assume that’s why he’s moved into safer territory by dressing up like a gimp.

    Shithouse cunt for oven.

  25. Top Cunting. Best this year. There is no god. If there was one, he would not create a cunt to this magnitude

  26. He’s trying to be an early nineties Madogga. Remember her attempts to shock by making out she was into bondage and bit of lezzie action?
    It may have created sales for the old dog, but being a fat ugly arse bandit, I don’t think there’ll be as big a sales boost for Porky Sam.
    There has been a misguided dictum about solo artists for years, in that they must keep reinventing themselves to be successful.
    But apart from Bowie (who soon got bored of dressing up) none of the greats with real talent and decent music ever bothered.
    And where does this fat cunt go next when he needs to shock? He’s at the bottom of the barrel already.

    • And whilst we’re at it. What is it with the current fad for ugly pop stars nowadays?
      Ok. Freddie Mercury wouldn’t have won many beauty contests, but he was every inch the rock star.
      But look at the current crop.
      Fat Sam, Lewis down syndrome Capaldi and halibut impersonator, Ed Sheercunt.
      What a collection of mingers!

      • It’s an odd one that.
        I could understand it if any of them actually had any talent, or half decent songs, but they’re just chubby d-listers.

  27. Is it running for MP yet? It would give Eddie Izzard a run for its money.

  28. The Daily Mail reported that Sam Smith gave an interview talking about wanting to be a fisherthey, not a fisherman, a fisherthey.

    • The absolute end in cuntitude Cunto.
      How to make yourself look a complete arsehole in ten seconds flat.
      I wonder how long he actually ponced about in that thing? Just for the cameras surely?
      How the fuck could he move about or sit with that on?
      Still, it’s all publicity, isn’t it?
      Morning all.

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