Joseph Austin Smith (dec’d)

I’m not sure that any words of mine are required to emphasise the idiocy of this cunt. It is surely a given that you don’t leave your rifle, with one up the spout and the safety off, sharing the back seat of your vehicle with your dog.

It is not woke, I believe, to say that this would be an accident waiting to happen. Whatever, it happened.

GB News

Nominated by: Komodo

(More importantly, I hope the dog wasn’t destroyed because of the accident! – Day Admin)

40 thoughts on “Joseph Austin Smith (dec’d)

    • Was there DNA evidence? What about paw prints on the weapon? Did the pooch have a lawyer? Was he advised of his rights? So many unanswered questions.

      I wonder if he was framed and this is the start of the cover up?

      Dog Lives Matter!

  1. ‘A dog accidentally shot and killed his owner.’
    Looking at that photo I suspect Fido did it deliberately.

    • Agreed.
      Can you imagine the utter shame of being taken for walkies by that specimen?
      The dog deserves a medal.

  2. Interesting spin on the man bites dog headline. Even more interesting is the fact that another dog shot a different man in Turkey. Might we be seeing a new world wide trend? Canine Assassins?

    Last year Joe Biden had to remove his dog Major from the White House.

    I wonder?

  3. How is this cunting fair? The poor sod was murdered, pure and simple. Man’s best friend indeed, it just shot the hand that feeds.

    Bet the dog was from abroad and all.

    • It could be that other rare breed – the Alec Baldwin pooch: a sniffy, sanctimonius dog that kills without remorse.

  4. If dogs are going around shooting people it gives us all renewed hope.
    Has Blair got a dog?
    The Markles definitely have.

  5. It was probably a w*g or a poof who shot the cunt but it’s easier to blame the dog. Much more likely to get a conviction these days.

  6. The dog proved it’s man’s best friend and removed a ginger from the gene pool. I’d say it was the reincarnation of Prince Philip thinking it was the Hewitt lad and I claim my 5 Scooby snacks.

  7. We are not getting the whole story.

    The ginger cunt had the dog’s bollocks cut off in the past.

    The dog was getting his own back.

    Who’s a good boy!

    • Also, was that Orangutan owner a bit of a hunter too? He liked to shoot and kill animals, then was blasted himself?
      Beautiful justice.

  8. This wasn’t on a vast estate in Northumberland?. A falling out over a steak and kidney fray bentos pie..

  9. Give this dog a few pistols and an AK-47 plus a fuck load of ammunition and let him loose in the house of commons. There’s 650 cunts that definitely need shooting!

    • Exactly what I thought when I read the story👍

      Let’s start “crowdfunding” to tool up Battersea dogs home and get them to earn their keep.

    • Blunkett’s guide dog must know his way around the place well.
      Every time he meets Angela Rayner, he dreams of Grimsby…

  10. Serves him right for calling his dog “Kyle Rittenhouse”.

    Should have called it Chris Kyle!

  11. All joking aside, so many golden rules of shooting, broken in this case.
    Darwin winner, sadly😢

  12. Is it a matter of third party fire and theft. Someone placed the dogs paw on the trigger. The police have to find out if the dog is left or right paw. The plot thickens.

  13. Really very sad.
    I mean, who goes around with a loaded shotgun just left casually on the back seat of their truck ffs?
    Gives you paws for thought right enough…

    Morning all.

    • This is why I’ve always preferred cats. The dog should be charged with criminally negligent homicide and a good lawyer will be able to plead it down to manslaughter in the third degree.
      Man’s best friend? Yeah right.

  14. That primate deserves a Darwin Award. ‘…A loving and unique man…’ for sure, and yet a textbook exemplar of a furry cro-magnon who was just too fucking dumb to evolve into something more sensible. Evolution is cruel, occasionally.

  15. Looks like the animal kingdom got some payback, as he was probably out killing stuff with his shotgun. Didn’t read the article as I didn’t want to soil my browser with GB News’ cookies as there was no easy reject all button, and anyone who hires pwf Dan Wooton or that mental Scottish conspiracy prick Neil Oliver is best avoided.
    Talking of stupid pricks with guns, some republican senators have swapped their US flag lapel badges for AR15 badges, apparently in solidarity with the NRA. They probably considered the feelings of school shootings and other victims of gun crime but probably thought fuck them, in the same way swivel eyed religious loon Lauren Boebert had a Christmas picture of her and her brats, all holding the active shooter’s weapon of choice, the AR15. Let’s hope nobody upsets her little darlings in school, as they are well tooled up for a massacre.
    I hope Kyle Rittenhouse has a dog……

  16. When I first clapped eyes on the nom pic I thought the caption was going to read, “New Professor of Neurosurgery appointed at
    Cambridge “

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