In the dead of darkest night, the door of a crypt in Islington has creaked open, and out has staggered the decaying political corpse of Jeremy Corbyn. I think it’s fair to say that he’s not a happy zombie.
IsAC readers will be aware that The Jezza is currently suspended from Labour Party membership, and meantime sits as an independent in the House of Commons.
Now Labour leader Sir Weird Charmer has stated that Jezza will not be allowed to stand as an official Labour candidate at the next election, a decision that has left the People’s Champion with a popping vein in his forehead.
‘I’ve championed the rights of the proletariat and champagne socialists in Islington North for nigh on a hundred years’ raged the Mickey Mouse Marxist yesterday, or possibly the day before. ‘I won’t be elbowed aside by our vain and inglorious so-called leader. It’s for the party apparatchiks of the People’s Republic of Islington to decide on their candidate, not some cunt who can’t even get off the fence on the issue of whether or not a woman can have a cock’.
Acolytes of the two time election losing former leader were quick to leap to his defence. Jezza’s erstwhile squeeze Diane Abbott claimed that Charmer was a former friend who now wanted to get him kicked out of the party. ‘He’s a former friend who now wants to get him kicked out of the party’, fumed Abbott yesterday, or possibly the day before. ‘I’m so mad that this morning, I put my shoes on the wrong feet, and my drawers on back to front’ she fizzed, before adding ruefully ‘mind you, that’s not an unusual occurrence on my part innit’.
Clearly Jezza isn’t going to take this lying down and will likely challenge Charmer’s decision, leading to chaos while we all look on gleefully. So let the rumble in the Islington jungle commence. It’s Weird ‘Brylcreem Boy’ Charmer v Jeremy ‘Stings Like a Bee’ Corbyn.
Seconds out, round one *clang*
Nominated by: Ron Knee
Israel is the only country founded on Socialist principles that is flourishing. That really infuriates thd left.
Universities, in the UK, are overrun with the religion of peace and are extremely hostile to Jewish students. Try being one on campus: Trust me,I know.
BDS? Straight out of the Hitler Youth playbook.
It really is frightening. The Israeli ambassador had to be swifted out of the LSE during a talk due to her police protection teams concerns as to her safety.
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I hadn’t even got to the bottom of that nom when I decided it had to have been written by Ron Knee.
Excellent nom.
Corbyn = Irrelevant Cunt.
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This cunting has put me in mind of that rather splendid poem by Alan Sugar.
Jeremy Corbyn, a bit of a scruff
Asked what he could do to come over less rough
His fashion advisers worked on his new look
And a fifty quid Matalan suit’s all it took
Jeremy Corbyn, a stud of a man
A playboy was he with his lover Diane
She’d get into bed wearing only her blusher
And lie back with Jezza just thinking of Russia
Jeremy Corbyn, on Royals not keen
You won’t find him singing to God Save The Queen
No Cenotaph bowing for this bitter man
If elected he’d call for a monarchy ban
Jeremy Corbyn, says many a critic
Is a dangerous fool who is anti-Semitic
He often says “I’m not a Jew-hating man”
“I’m just a big Hamas and Hezbollah fan”
Jeremy Corbyn, an Arsenal man
Supporting the team with his Islington clan
He cheers the left winger when he goes along
And ‘Come on you Reds’ is his favourite song
Jeremy Corbyn, a yesterday man
The worst Labour leader since records began
Though his party is spluttering and dying
Old Jeremy Corbyn’s red flag remains flying
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🙂👍
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I wonder if Corbyn will feign a heart attack to get his own way?
He always used to do it when Harold wanted to go on holiday or leave home.
‘I’m goin’, Arold. Oh me art.’
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Not to mention Cunto’s tour de force post from 2018.
100 reasons not to vote for the oxygen thieving swivel eyed cunt that is the Liebour leader (I cant even bring myself to type the cunts name). This unpatriotic spineless cunt wasn’t a back bencher for 33 years for nothing. Not even Bliar picked him up – pure cunt of atomic proportions.
1.Invited two IRA members to parliament two weeks after the Brighton bombing.
2.Attended Bloody Sunday commemoration with bomber Brendan McKenna.
3.Attended meeting with Provisional IRA member Raymond McCartney.
4.Hosted IRA linked Mitchell McLaughlin in parliament.
5.Spoke alongside IRA terrorist Martina Anderson.
6.Attended Sinn Fein dinner with IRA bomber Gerry Kelly.
7.Chaired Irish republican event with IRA bomber Brendan MacFarlane.
8.Attended Bobby Sands commemoration honouring IRA terrorists.
9.Stood in minute’s silence for IRA gunmen shot dead by the SAS.
10.Refused to condemn the IRA in Sky News interview.
11.Refused to condemn the IRA on Question Time.
12.Refused to condemn IRA violence in BBC radio interview.
13.Signed EDM after IRA Poppy massacre massacre blaming Britain for the deaths.
14.Arrested while protesting in support of Brighton bomber’s co-defendants.
15.Lobbied government to improve visiting conditions for IRA killers.
16.Attended Irish republican event calling for armed conflict against Britain.
17.Hired suspected IRA man Ronan Bennett as a parliamentary assistant.
18.Hired another aide closely linked to several convicted IRA terrorists.
19.Heavily involved with IRA sympathising newspaper London Labour Briefing.
20.Put up £20,000 bail money for IRA terror suspect Roisin McAliskey.
21.Didn’t support IRA ceasefire.
22.Said Hamas and Hezbollah are his “friends“.
23.Called for Hamas to be removed from terror banned list.
24.Called Hamas “serious and hard-working“.
25.Attended wreath-laying at grave of Munich massacre terrorist.
26.Attended conference with Hamas and PFLP.
27.Photographed smiling with Hezbollah flag.
28.Attended rally with Hezbollah and Al-Muhajiroun.
29.Repeatedly shared platforms with PFLP plane hijacker.
30.Hired aide who praised Hamas’ “spirit of resistance“.
31.Accepted £20,000 for state TV channel of terror-sponsoring Iranian regime.
32.Opposed banning Britons from travelling to Syria to fight for ISIS.
33.Defended rights of fighters returning from Syria.
34.Said ISIS supporters should not be prosecuted.
35.Compared fighters returning from Syria to Nelson Mandela.
36.Said the death of Osama Bin Laden was a “tragedy“.
37.Wouldn’t sanction drone strike to kill ISIS leader.
38.Voted to allow ISIS fighters to return from Syria.
39.Opposed shoot to kill.
40.Attended event organised by terrorist sympathising IHRC.
41.Signed letter defending Lockerbie bombing suspects.
42.Wrote letter in support of conman accused of fundraising for ISIS.
43.Spoke of “friendship” with Mo Kozbar, who called for destruction of Israel.
44.Attended event with Abdullah Djaballah, who called for holy war against UK.
45.Called drone strikes against terrorists “obscene”.
46.Boasted about “opposing anti-terror legislation”.
47.Said laws banning jihadis from returning to Britain are “strange”.
48.Accepted £5,000 donation from terror supporter Ted Honderich.
49.Accepted £2,800 trip to Gaza from banned Islamist organisation Interpal.
50.Called Ibrahim Hewitt, extremist and chair of Interpal, a “very good friend”.
51.Accepted two more trips from the pro-Hamas group PRC.
52.Speaker at conference hosted by pro-Hamas group MEMO.
53.Met Hamas leader Ismail Haniyeh several times.
54.Hosted meeting with Mousa Abu Maria of banned group Islamic Jihad.
55.Patron of Palestine Solidarity Campaign – marches attended by Hezbollah.
56.Compared Israel to ISIS, Hamas, Hezbollah and al-Qaeda.
57.Said we should not make “value judgements” about Britons who fight for ISIS.
58.Received endorsement from Hamas.
59.Attended event with Islamic extremist Suliman Gani.
60.Chaired Stop the War, who praised “internationalism and solidarity” of ISIS.
61.Praised Raed Salah, who was jailed for inciting violence in Israel.
62.Signed letter defending jihadist advocacy group Cage.
63.Met Dyab Jahjah, who praised the killing of British soldiers.
64.Shared platform with representative of extremist cleric Muqtada al-Sadr.
65.Compared ISIS to US military in interview on Russia Today.
66.Opposed proscription of Hizb ut-Tahrir.
67.Attended conference which called on Iraqis to kill British soldiers.
68.Attended Al-Quds Day demonstration in support of destruction of Israel.
69.Supported Hamas and ISIS-linked Viva Palestina group.
70.Attended protest with Islamic extremist Moazzam Begg.
71.Made the “case for Iran” at event hosted by Khomeinist group.
72.Photographed smiling with Azzam Tamimi, who backed suicide bombings.
73.Photographed with Abdel Atwan, who sympathised with attacks on US troops.
74.Said Hamas should “have tea with the Queen”.
75.Attended ‘Meet the Resistance’ event with Hezbollah MP Hussein El Haj.
76.Attended event with Haifa Zangana, who praised Palestinian “mujahideen”.
77.Defended the infamous anti-Semitic Hamas supporter Stephen Sizer.
78.Attended event with pro-Hamas and Hezbollah group Naturei Karta.
79.Backed Holocaust denying anti-Zionist extremist Paul Eisen.
80.Photographed with Abdul Raoof Al Shayeb, later jailed for terror offences.
81.Mocked “anti-terror hysteria” while opposing powers for security services.
82.Named on speakers list for conference with Hamas sympathiser Ismail Patel.
83.Criticised drone strike that killed Jihadi John.
84.Said the 7/7 bombers had been denied “hope and opportunity”.
85.Said 9/11 was “manipulated” to make it look like bin Laden was responsible.
86.Failed to unequivocally condemn the 9/11 attacks.
87.Called Columbian terror group M-19 “comrades”.
88.Blamed beheading of Alan Henning on Britain.
89.Gave speech in support of Gaddafi regime.
90.Signed EDM spinning for Slobodan Milosevic.
91.Blamed Tunisia terror attack on “austerity”.
92.Voted against banning support for the IRA.
93.Voted against the Prevention of Terrorism Act three times during the Troubles.
94.Voted against emergency counter-terror laws after 9/11.
95.Voted against stricter punishments for being a member of a terror group.
96.Voted against criminalising the encouragement of terrorism.
97.Voted against banning al-Qaeda.
98.Voted against outlawing the glorification of terror.
99.Voted against control orders.
100.Voted against increased funding for the security services to combat terrorism.
I don’t care if some are repeated or seem slightly unfair – the man is a cunt and has no purpose being anywhere near high office that gives him the chance to wreck my England like he has Londonistan.
There must be at least another 100 reasons that could be added since then.
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An absolute classic, Ruff Tuff. Thanks for reminding me of this great post.
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Great stuff.
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You can forget just how dangerous a lunatic he is.
That post refreshes it.
I don’t think he’s intentionally evil.
I think he thinks he’s doing the right thing.
He gives himself moral justification.
His brother is just as puddled.
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He’s just another shithead politician among hundreds,why worry,there are no alternatives.
Come friendly bombs,fall on Westchimpster and woke Western institutions, scrub it out and start again.
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Cunt truffle
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This individual epitomises a professional know all ,do as I say political busy body. Never done a honest days work in his life ( not alone in that respect) – house of cunts, house of old cunts, house of royal cunts, house of civil service cunts, house of BBC cunts….
I would burn them all down and start afresh…🔥
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An autocracy, run by the privy Council. Yes please.
Jacob Rees Mogg as advisor to the King.
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Cripes!
Rees-Mogg is even thicker than King Jug Ears. 🙄
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Caption for the above…
“Oh gawd, me gums ‘av shrunk…’ arold, ‘arold…”
Silly old git.
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