Dead Pool [278]

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Congratulations to the cunt man of Alcatraz who has won Deadpool 277 by predicting the sad demise of Betty Boothroyd the Former speaker of the UK house of commons who has died aged 93.Known for her no no nonesense style,she was the first and so far only commons speaker being elected in 1992 and serving for 8 years in the role.

On to Dead Pool 278

The rules:

1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next.It is first come first serve.No duplicates.You can always be a cunt and steal someone elses nominations from the previous pool.

2)Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt and will be ignored.

3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4)No swapping picks mid pool unless already taken by someone else.

5)Hits are awarded based on the chronology of death announcements and not necessarily in chronological order of death.

52 thoughts on “Dead Pool [278]”

  2. Yoko fucking Ono
    Danglebert Pimpledick
    Shane McGowan
    Pete Murray
    Eric Burdon

    Wasnt Betty a Tiller Girl or something? RIP

  8. Stanley Baxter
    Bill Ward
    John Astin
    Ray Reardon
    Jim Breaks ( former wrestler )

    Bang on, Cunt Man

  11. Congratulations Cnut Man.
    As Motty & Dickie D have recently passed and on the basis these things come in threes I’m going all sports presenters / commentators in this pool.
    Nigel Starmer-Smith (RU)
    John Barrett (tennis)
    Barry Davies (football)
    Archie Macpherson (football)
    Ray French (RL)

  12. Jimmy cricket
    Phil Cool
    Vicar from Dad’s Army
    Tom Baker
    Rob Burrows ( should of been sportsman of the year ) Definitely not a Cunt.

  19. Tony Blair
    Cherie Blair
    Paul Stookey
    Peter Yarrow
    Cliff Richard

    Good darts the cunt man of Alcatraz

    RIP Betty Boothroyd the last excellent speaker

  21. David Hockney
    Eddie Stobart
    Alan Greenspan
    Ted Kaczynski
    Annette Crosbie

    Nice work Cunt Man

  23. As my regular noms are all turning out to be resilient sods who have drunk from the fountain of youth, It’s regretably time for a little shake up…
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    Cleo Laine
    Nigel Lawson
    Alan Alda (Hawkeye – Mash)
    Jamie Farr (Klinga – Mash)
    Virginnia Mckenna

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