Dead Pool [275]

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Congratulations to The Cunt With No Name who correctly predicted the demise of the legendary record producer , songwriter , pianist and composer Burt Bacharach who has died aged 94.Bacharach received 6 Grammy`s and 3 Oscar`s and over 50 TOP 40 UK hits over a near 75 year career.He is survived by his wife and three children.He was predeceased by his daughter Nikki who died in 2007 and was from his first marriage to Hollywood actress Angie Dickinson.

On to DeadPool 275

The Rules:

1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next. It is first come first serve and there are no duplicates allowed.You can always be a cunt and steal someone elses picks from the previous pool..

2)Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt who we will ignore.

3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4)No swapping picks mid-pool unless your pick has already been taken.

5)Wins are awarded based on the time of death announcements not necessarily order of death chronologically.

75 thoughts on “Dead Pool [275]”

  5. tom short arse cruise
    will jug ears smith
    Bruce bald willis
    brad pit Bradford
    dinzdale wash your face its black

  7. Bill oddie
    Tom Baker
    Michael parkinson
    Phil cool
    Jimmy cricket

  9. More wishful thinking:

    Jimmy Somerville
    Tom Daley
    Philip Schofield
    Sam Smith
    Boy George

    • If Schofield snuffs it, I’d even go to his funeral.
      Just to make sure the cunt is six foot under.

    • When I see Schofield and that Willoughby slag putting on their ‘saddened’ and ‘sincere’ faces during This Morning’s problem/advice spot, I want to do a ‘Vyvyann’ and whack their kites with a steel shovel.

  10. Thanks Burt Bacharach for some of the best songs – a tallented man RiP
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    Cleo Laine
    Richard Chamberlain
    Virginnia Mckenna
    Robert Blake (us actor)
    Alan Alda (actor, Mash)

  12. Cliff ‘colostomy bag’ Richard. When is this Op YewTree dodging old kiddie fiddler going to curl up his toes. I mean, is he refusing to die to spit me, or what? Either the delays say that God doesn’t want him, or Satan is building a new furnace just for this twat!
    Earl Spencer
    Lady ‘are you a real n*gnog’ Hussey
    Michael ‘you know it’s thriller’ Heseltine
    Jess ‘potty mouth’ Phillips MP

    • Spite, not spit, though is bet that dirty old starfish jockey has spit roasted a few thinks in his time!

      • Fucking auto correct. I meant ‘twinks’ not thinks! Made me look a right stupid aunt, again!

    • Earl Spencer is a renowned alcohol pickled pissot. So I reckon you could be right, Foggie.

      I wonder what particular cans of worms will Cliff leave behind?🤔

    • Oh not now Norman, according to the Grammies (deserving of its own cunting for the zoo it produced this year) Beyoncé and Harry Styles are.
      Adele must have sucked one less cock to not make the trifecta

  14. Harvey Price
    Joan Collins
    Duke of Kent
    Ram John Holder
    John Astin (Gomez Addams)

  15. As a Plan B, I’m betting that John Cleese shuffles of this mortal coil and joins the Holy Choir invisible, halfway through filming the new Fawlty Towers!

  16. Group Captain John Hemingway DFC
    Flight Lieutenant John Cruikshank VC
    Glynis Johns
    Sandy Gall
    Mohamed Al-Fayed

    Walk On By Burt your music made many of us a little happier.

  19. George Lucas
    Pope Francis
    Michael Osterholm
    Paul Pelosi
    Cassandra Peterson aka Elvira

    Cuntgrats Cunt with No Name

  21. RIP Burt Heart attackarach, a nice bloke.

    David Attenborough
    A cunt from love Island
    A cunt from the apprentice
    Jeremy Vine
    Sam Smith

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