Andrea “Big Lips” Ivanova (2)

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Another “lovely” lady for the horn section that I thought I’d share this beauty with you all.

I know they must be mentally ill, either that or they have a serious case of beer goggles.

What I really want to know is how can any professional carry out procedures which turn a perfectly lovely person into a comical figure? Why would they unless they are amoral misogynists?

Nominated by: Jeezum Priest

(I bet she gives a good BJ. But given the size of those lips only well endowed blokes like me need apply – Day Admin)

66 thoughts on “Andrea “Big Lips” Ivanova (2)”

  1. That’s quite a revolting sight first thing in the morning. Put me off my chorizo I was having for breakfast

      • Reminds me of an anal prolapse I saw on Pornhub after 3 BBC had invaded a particularly pert arsehole. Well it was pert up until then. 🥸

  2. Her lips like the shape of Mandy Mandelson’s prolapsed arsehole after half a century of receiving swollen goods up the back passage.

    • And why the fuck do the painted on eyebrows go round the side of her head? This woman (?) is clearly demented if she thinks she looks good.

      Morning all. What a thing to wake up to, ffs.

  4. My feeling of young women who do this to themselves is just one of sadness. Surely there is some law under which the people who actually carry out these procedures can be prosecuted?

  5. I take it joaquin phoenix has passed on the second joker film..

    Perfect replacement, won’t even have to act crazy..

  7. Billy Smart would make good use of her, I can just picture her driving round the big top in a car that has steam coming out of the radiator. And then the wheels fall off.
    The mentally sub normal peasant wants strangling, she would look even funnier when she’d gone blue.

      • I even doubt she gives a good blowjob, as you know those lips aren’t moving. I bet she talks like a fucking ventriloquist missing a dummy, the silly bitch.

  10. Mental health.
    What a fucking shame.
    Womens lips, painted pink or red and licked moist-resemble a women’s sexually engorged labia.
    In this case, the labia in question must resemble the inner tube from a Scania long haul Logging truck.
    Fucking hells-bells!

    • That is David Lammy ten years from now when the job has got to him and he is living as a vagrant after resigning in disgrace after the Jaffa Cake Expenses scandal.

  14. clearly influenced by Leslie Ash from back in the day.

    What will she move onto next? Inflated nipples? Swollen beef flaps? Protruding ring piece?

    These are not the images I want floating around in my head at this time of the morning. Cheers Admin!

  15. This face is now so bad that if it was on a blow up doll, they’d have to give it away. ‘That’s not realistic’ you would say.

  16. 75E cup size!👍

    Double bubble 👍

    I’m not one for talking bad about people and think this young lady suffers from poor self esteem.

    I could fix this, by a hour session in my £80phr psychology therapy practice (shed)
    And if she wants to give me a tit wank while we work I won’t stop her.

    Let’s put a end to poor mental elf in 2023!!

    • I shudder to think what Therese Coffey modelled herself on..
      These other gormless splosh ers are just absurd.

  21. What the actual fuck is wrong with these people, lips like a baboons sunburned arse after a sauna with Micheal Barrymore and his champers bottle, escaping eyebrows, all with three heavy coats of Essex peach and i shudder to think whats going on south of that ugly mug, if you can do that to your face,imagine the rest.

  22. To paraphrase Frank Zappa…

    If she were my daughter I’d…
    “What would you do, daddy?”
    If she were my daughter I’d…
    “What would you do, daddy?”
    If she were my daughter I’d…
    “What would you do, daddy?”

    Rip those lips with a heavy duty fishing hook n’ boogie till the cows come home, oh baby.

  23. She’s just misunderstood.
    She cant help being foreign.

    Wonder just how mucky she is?

    She’s got low self esteem!
    That’s always good.

    And a bit mental.
    Writhes like a eel, I bet?

    Some of you single types are missing a trick here,
    Get in there!!

  24. Having just read a book about the beginning of plastic surgery in WW1, with photos. I find that photo totally disturbing, the cunt who done it should have their hands burned off.

  25. Imagine the state of her in about 50 years time when she is old and wrinkly. It just doesn’t bear thinking about!

  29. Just realised. It was the only way she could stop herself from picking her nose. Rather extravagant don’t you think ? Or was it necessary to go to these extremes? Its definitely got me baffled.

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