Accessing Websites

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So many obstacles in the way just to get a look at the thing you want to read or buy.

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Wants to know your location
Great big advert covering up half the page
Plays a video in the corner
Might continue to play another video

Then if you buy the thing and opt out of their bs emails, you get them anyway. After the order and delivery emails, comes the ‘How did we do?’ survey. Then you get marketing gumph trying to tempt you with stuff you’re not interested in.

Easier going to a shop but some of those are at it as well. I went into Hobbs and bought something posh for a work do. “Would you like your receipt emailed to you?l” No. “We only do digital receipts.” Fs, everyone wants to harvest your flipping email address.

Nominated by: Cuntologist

And  supported by: Dickie Dribbler

I’ve had that digital receipt only cr@p at check outs as well (not in a ladies outfitters I hasten to add). It’s surprising how quickly they can come up with a non-digital one when you tell them you no longer wish to purchase the goods.

Sod their arguments that proof of purchase will appear on your bank statement (assuming you pay by card – which I often don’t) if there is any need to return an item. One line on a bank statement saying you spent say £100 in shop XYZ doesn’t say what items you bought, how many you bought or how much you paid for each item. I want evidence at point of sale to avoid doubt.

What I find astounding is that retailers aren’t obliged to give receipts by law (unless I think it’s a VAT registered business to business transaction).

43 thoughts on “Accessing Websites”

  1. The whole thing with accessing websites is a cunt. Two-step authentication was recently foisted on me by a few financial institutions. I understand the security issue, but I think the real reason is more sinister. And then, when accessing my own money, I am asked why. I emailed babnk and asked why there wasn’t a “none of your bloody business” option, but have yet to hear back.

    • I stole the housekeeping money once to buy a blow up doll called ‘ filthy Mary”.

      I was going to hide her in the loft as my mistress.

      The idiot salesman told me they only did traceable digital receipts?!

      What’s this world coming to?!

      I have to settle for a shop mannequins head I found in a wig and a hole drilled for a mouth .
      But I’ll tell you this,
      I’m never out of that loft .

      • Good Morning

        I always wondered where you posted from MNC. I assumed it was from one of your lorries as you hurtled up The Trough of Bowland. Now we know better.

      • Apparently stories abound on something called ‘the dark web’ about an easy, step-by-step guide to making a Greta Thunburg doll, using such everyday items as a mophead, a couple of grapefruits and the inner tube of a bog roll.
        Just passing on what I’ve been told.

  2. Fucking cookies, not the tasty type. The nosey intruding ones. I must of been asked to consent half a dozen times this morning..

    I’m now fuck it, not really that interested anyway..

    But does anyone know the best way to remove dead hooker blood off a cream carpet..

    • Fucking cookies, not the tasty type. The nosey intruding ones. I must of been asked to consent half a dozen times this morning..

      I’m now fuck it, not really that interested anyway..

      But does anyone know the best way to remove dead prositute blood off a cream carpet..

      • Roll the corpse up in the carpet and dispose of by fly tipping, that works.
        Erm, apparently…

  3. Yes, once you are “on line” you are fucked, the bastards know everything about you and they never stop digging for more information. That’s ok if you are a good little wokie boy who swallows everything the Establishment throws at you. But if you are a cunt and you regularly visit sites like this you are definitely fucked. It’s the kind of thing that Dr Goebbels couldn’t have dreamed of in his wildest imaginations.
    Mind how you go.

  4. I wonder how it would go down if asked how did we do? You replied fucking awfully. Now fuck off and stop bothering me cunt.

    Do I need to work on my people skills?

    • At this moment in time, I’ve got 5 claims for refunds in with Great Western Railway. A couple of days ago, the cunts sent me a survey about their customer service and said they would make a modest payment to those who participated. I’m not sure if they are trying to bait me into being more abusive than I already have been, so they can take me to court, or if they are just fucking thick.

  5. Good cunting and very accurate.

    Side note. Can I have a turn MNC.
    I’ll treat her like a princess

  6. I am regularly annoyed at how difficult it can be to access web sites and amazed that the retailers do this when after all, they are after my custom and money! I have on occasion given up trying to buy something off a site because it was so clunky and difficult I was losing the will to live. As for the “How did we do?” follow up, well you will know how well you did from whether or not I return in the future.

  7. Websites are cunts, designed by cunts (like Zuckertwat and Bill Gates) and in the whole consumed by cunts who don’t give a shit about nosey corporate cunts spying on them on behalf of their cunting neo Marxist governments..

    I’m very careful about what sites I use and certainly who with. I try to avoid using Google and it’s many services. (I use duck-duck-go as a browser) and always a VPN (in my case Cyberghost)

    Ultimately I know I’m still spied on but my internet signature is tiny and the stuff I view is boring and not really political. I save my rants for these hallowed pages!🤣

    Take care cunters, and keep your heads down online, the cunts are watching us!

  8. What gets on my tits is that if you go in to a shop and buy something they want to email a receipt. They then bombard you with bloody sales promotions at least once a day. My inbox takes clearing of crap about 5 times a day.

    • I use a Hotmail address for receipts and other crap. When the receipt arrives I forward it to my main email account then save it. The Hotmail account gets wiped every few weeks or so without ever otherwise being looked at. I also use a couple of Google mail accounts, one for online shopping and one which has a very limited presence online and rarely gets anything sent to it.

      • Good boy, I used to own a computer security company and know what they get up to. Don’t ever truthfully fill out an online form and use several birth dates you can remember that have memory triggers for you regarding the services you are trying to fuck.
        This will help block the cunts, NoScript and:
        https://someonewhocares.org/hosts/zero/

    • ‘set a rule’ on the incoming e-mail address ; move to ‘XXXX’ folder.
      Once a month ‘search’ the folder for ‘receipt’
      Delete anything without ‘receipt’ in the content
      Don’t keep e-mails longer than 1 year (unless you have a long warranty period.
      I try to filter all e-mails into their own folders (Amazon, Ebay, screwfix etc)

      • I also have a I have around 20 folders for emails that I figure may need to be looked at years later.

  10. I had this at Dunhelm. But worth it for the offers of towels, toilet mats and curtains. Brightens up my life.

  11. It’s the digital equivalent of the junk mail the postie fetches..a big wad of shite advertising new gutters,pizza delivery etc etc.

    The poor quality of many corporations websites is quite amazing..it seems to be a message “we couldn’t give a fuck if you buy our stuff or not”.

    Cunts.

  12. Many offenders here, but Amazon is a particular one.
    When you got to ‘complete purchase’ a ‘Huge’ button ; this signs you up to Amazon prime – ‘free’ trial but then automatically billed (for YOUR convenience) at £8 a month. The alternative option to buy ‘without’ signing a £92/year subscription is in tiny lowercase letters (pale blue on a white background) barely visible to the eye.
    My elderly Mother has fallen foul of this several times.
    I do subscribe to ‘Prime’ (my choice) which is the only simple way of not being tricked, and now make all my Mothers purchases for her.

    I also hate having to ask for, or constantly being offered the option “do you want a receipt?” – “YES!” I bloody well do – particularly when you charge me ‘Full price’ for something I picked up marked ‘Half price’ because it’s use by that same day.
    If I wanted to pay Full price, I’d have picked an item that with another weeks shelf life – Gits !

  13. It’s usually a case of pay for our stuff and we don’t give a fuck whether you receive it. Try and find a complaint telephone line where you can speak to a person and it’s like searching for the Holy Grail.

    Buying stuff online is a pain, but even more so when it goes wrong. They are only interested in taking your money and harvesting your information. Customer services no longer exist.

    Problem is you virtually have to shop online as shopping centres are now somewhere to browse clothes and then go and have a coffee or something to eat.

  14. May I recomnend the TOR browser?
    Skip through the internet entirely unobserved.
    Been using it for years…but then, I do swim in some 𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺 murky pools…

  15. The phase is biometric payment . How that works is when you go to pay for something you have to pay by fingerprint reader or retina scanner . This information will be held in a central database and it will know who you are from other information farmed from you and it will also know your credit worthiness and criminal record.

    It is all part of the social credit system that is being gradually phased in over the next 15 years. Cash and cards will be a thing of the past. No more currencies either, payments will be processed by social credit means.

  16. Ive bought a couple of jackets from a site called Rumble59 .

    It sells rockabilly clothing and stuff.

    But it’s in German, even when you change it to English it’s still partially in Jerry, which I don’t speak or understand.

    They make great jeans and nice jackets but when will foreigners learn to speak English?!!

    It peppers my shite😡

    https://images.app.goo.gl/6F486EKe6AsMhEyV9

  17. Fucking ‘how did we do?’ surveys if you book your gas boiler service on line. ‘Only takes a couple of minutes…we really appreciate your feedback…’.
    Half an hour later…

    Morning all.

    • Thanks for reminding me if they ask about my web sight, I’ll tell them its getting a little fuzzy now I’m getting older.

  19. I can’t understand why people wouldn’t want a receipt. How else do you check they got it right or exchange anything afterwards?
    I was surprised in the nom that there is no legal obligation to give you a receipt

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