Mrs Brown’s Boys (2)

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Mrs Brown’s cunts!

It’s that time of year again cunters where you have worn out series on TV bringing out their so called “Christmas special”, and nothing quite sums up this cuntish phenomenon more than Mrs Brown’s Boy’s, a “comedy” that makes On the Buses look like Brasseye, a cunt in drag with a son that’s a priest, a fat cunt and an iron hoof, a real cuntfest all held together by a weird dynamic of some foul mouthed granny figure,

but the most egregious part is cunts who compare the truly sublime Father Ted with this shit, it’s like comparing Beethoven with Bieber, they might have a strong emphasis on bog trotting but fucking hell have some respect, thank fuck I no longer have a TV so I’m not funding this right on blarneying vile festering turd of a so called “comedy”!

Nominated by: Captain Quimson

91 thoughts on “Mrs Brown’s Boys (2)”

  1. People who like Mrs Browns Boys ought to be hung, drawn and quartered.
    Luckily, there are still some proper Christmas specials on Youtube, like In Sickness and In Health:
    https://youtu.be/wePwGLNW2Ac
    Amazing that Youtube allows this and Love Thy Neighbour!

  2. I avoid watching.I prefer to drive rusty nails into my eyes over “viewing” Mrs. Browns turds.Steaming pile of horse 💩.

  3. Dreadful ‘comedy’.

    The woke have killed comedy.

    Well done, you boring, humourless, neckbearded little cunts.

    • Men dressed as women might of been dead funny 80yrs ago ,
      But frankly it makes me feel sick.

      Never found it funny,
      Lilly Savage, Les Dawson,
      Freddy Mercury hoovering etc.

      So I’ve never watched Mrs Browns boys.

      Also he’s Irish.
      I hear a Irish accent I immediately think “bomb threat”.

      Don’t get me wrong I quite like the Irish,
      But growing up in the 70s
      The only safe Irish voice was Frank Carson.
      Any other Irish voice was claiming credit for a IRA bomb.

      Remember the Corrs?
      3 fit sisters?
      I just thought ‘ IRA.’

      • Which Corr? The Violinist or the Singer?
        Perhaps the other one-what the fuck did she do? Hold the drumsticks like an epileptic in a strobe light testing facility?

        For the avoidance of doubt, it wouldn’t be the boy guitarist-we all know Homosexuality is regarded and treated like the Pendle Witches, in Darkest Stockport👍

      • Añdrea was it?
        Dark hair, fit.
        Voice said ‘nail bomb’
        And collection for “Der boys back home”…

      • We couldn’t have IsAC’s COTY embroiled in a sex scandal after just a week General.

      • Freddy Mercury hoovering? Sounds like 24 Hours in A&E, after “accidentally” sitting on the crevice tool…

      • LL:
        BREAKING: IsAC Vote rigging & blackmail scandal.
        Reports are coming in that police are investigating allegations of bribery and corruption around the coveted “Cunter of the Year” award, after emails containing photographs of various members of the administration team of IsAC and three as yet unidentified women, in compromising positions, were intercepted by Intelligence agencies, after a tip off from a member of the Cunting community.

        Our source on the inside comments:
        “These photo’s are fucking red-hot! We all recognised the bird’s straight away. We can neither confirm or deny that they may or may not be members of a mediocre Oirish novelty band from the 1990’s, that had limited musical abilities but had three sisters who were fit as fuck!
        The violin bow performing urethral sounding on Day Admin and the one nobody can remember using drumstick’s to perform “rim-shots” on Night Admin, were a dead give-away!
        All while the one who was in that shitty “Evita” film but isn’t Madonna, watches and pleasures herself with an inert WW1 anti-tank mortar.
        This makes “Two girls-one cup” look like fucking playschool!
        All we can reveal so far is that the whistle blower referred to himself as Dick.”

        When we attempted to contact IsAC Towers for a comment, the phones had been disconnected and the email address was not recognised.

        Our Reporter for the Midlands and the North West, Ron Knee, is currently looking for a large man with a pet wolf, in the Stockport area. All he has to go on is “Artisan garden gate, in a pleasing country pastel colour”.
        Ron comments: “This could be the biggest scandal since the Dominion vote counting scandal-in fact, bigger!”
        Updates as they come in.

      • I’d have tubbed the violinist. But their music was monumental crap. Watered down Fleetwood Mac with a cliched Irish fiddle in tow. I also loathed that Riverdance shite. That Flatley cunt is as bent as boomerang (alllegedly and all that crap). And that B.Witched were also a pile of steaming turd.

      • Being a Mancunian, you must have fucked more Oirish women than the potatoe famine, Norm!

        Some beautiful girls, to be sure, to be sure!

  5. The thing with these ‘comedies’ is that they won’t fuck off to some Freeview backwater like Dave to be enjoyed by jobless bollock scratchers. Even worse is that they produce feature films like ‘Mrs. Brown’s Boys D’Movie’ or ‘Ali G Indahouse’ so cunts can watch it on the big screen.

  7. Mrs Brown’s Boys is fucking awful.

    Imagine being that person who likes it, finds it funny and looks forward to it coming on?

    Poor bastard.

    • I managed ten minutes of this miserable crap. Can anybody beat that? It was appalling.
      About as watchable as a two-hour Nish Kumar special. As funny as testical cancer. Furthermore, that Father Ted wank is toilet as well. Who wants to hear that dreadful Oirish accent whether it’s a man in a dress or as a pæd-o priest?

  9. Never watched it, never will.
    Wasn’t O’Carroll paid by the Oirish Government to spout some bollocks in favour of woofter marriage when they had a referendum on the subject a few years back?
    And he’s very proud of his Republican Bogtrotter roots to be sure, so much so that he chooses to live in Florida.

  10. The unedited Steptoe and Son Christmas specials are on Youtube. Proper festive British comedy at its best.

    Mrs Brown’s Boys is a shit Old Mother Riley. And the cunt that plays the title role having his fucking useless family in it makes it worse. His po faced piss poor Linda McCartney wife can’t act and neither can his fat son. Nepotism at its worst and most gruesome. It’s a load of steaming shite and entertainment for scum. And the great Father Ted leaves it standing. Now that was funny….

  11. But then there was “The Voice – Kid’s Special” (ITV) and Stacey Solomon – pregnant for the 5th time and she did’nt realise it for 8 months (she must be desperate for Joe Swash’s smegma), fronting another BBC show, and “Sir” Cliff At Xmas (Talking Pictures)….. Could Mrs. Brown have been any worse than that load of old shit?

    • Call the Black Midwife, EastEnders (Wagner for chavs), Strictly Scum Dancing, Cuntonation Street (with yet another serial killer), When Harry Met Sally (Meg Ryan, the cunt). It was all shite of the highest order.

      • Apparently there have been 28 murderers on Corrie over the years, but it still trails behind BellEnders.
        When all other inspiration fails, have somebody done in.
        When, oh when, are they going to drag these utterly done old nags down to the knacker’s yard?

      • Brookside was the only soap I watched. Where YouTube did better jobs of the original Eastbenders and Sorrynation, similar to their Badly Dubbed Porn.

      • The ‘Andre Preview’ sketch off M and W is still one of the greatest in tv comedy history.

      • Been watching the Thames Eric and Ernie Christmas specials. Jill Gascoigne and Suzanne Danielle giving me the right horn. Angela Ripon had a pair cracking legs and all.

        The Andre Previn sketch was great. I also loved Peter Woods doing ‘There Is Nothing Like A Dame’.

  12. I downloaded Not The 9 o’clock news last night.
    Just watching it with a large brandy.
    Fucking great.

    • Funnily enough, I watched exactly that on Christmas Night.

      A prime Pamela Stephenson-phwoooaar😍

      • Legs all the way up to her armpits. Fancy being Billy Connelly and nailing that.

        Mrs Brown’s Boys? Watched it for about 15 mins once, and found it about as funny as an arthritic knee. Bog o’ shite.

  13. Happily, we did not watch a single second of terrestrial TV over the “festive”? Season.

    In fact, apart from a section of the “actual funeral” of HMQ and 2x football matches from Qatar, I have not watched live TV for years.

  14. Could only be improved by having Michael MacIntyre in it. Nodding. Class.

  15. Father Ted was comedy genius. Mrs Browns Cunts makes Play School look like James Joyce’s Ulysses in comparison.

  16. It’s fucking sad to think that the corporation that gave us Fawlty Towers, Porridge, Citizen Smith and OFAH has been reduced to peddling this shit.
    The only saving grace is that they’ve stopped making that dreadful My Family bollocks.
    Christmas telly as we knew it is dead and has been for years. Like everything else, it’s been hijacked the woke, gays and two bob celebs that can’t even get a role in a provincial pantomime anymore.
    Rosie Jones in an elf outfit is about as Christmas ‘Special’ as we’re ever gonna get.

    • Stop it, FMC! For fuck’s sake.
      Rosie Jones in an elf outfit?
      It’s too early for a massive wank.

      • I bet you’re already having visions of her spacca drool covered tits eh TCE?

      • On the rare occasions I’ve seen her I barely understood a word she said but it didn’t matter as I was watching her knockers bounce.

    • My Family was the BBC’s attempt to make a middle class version of The Simpsons. Robert Lindsay ought to be ashamed of himself.
      And for that fucking awful Sky advert 🤮🤮🤮

  17. Mrs Brown’s Boys is one of those shows you don’t have to watch a second of to know that it’s total shite.
    And if you did watch even a minute of it you would never forgive yourself for having done so.
    Can’t think of a single “comedy” show on BBC nowadays that’s remotely funny.
    Gordon Brown is way funnier.

  20. Loads of good stuff available on youtube, classic comedies of old, dramas, films etc… no need to watch the shite BBC, ITV, C4 or anything else.

  21. Can’t they put up the Test Card instead of this shite? Woeful.

  22. I’ve been doing Allo Allo, Porridge, All creatures great and small, Harry Enfield and chums, Auf Wiedersehen pet etc. over Christmas.
    I tried Game of thrones, the other day, deleted it after first series. Not my cup of tea.
    Happy new fucking year.

  24. Given the excellent enforced influx of African vermin to the Emerald Isle and the wonderful benefits of soaring levels of serious crime..

    Hopefully Mrs Brown’s den of irritating cunts will be forcibly enriched at three in the morning with all inhabitants enriched with Monkeypox then further enriched by a multicultural arson attack enrichment.

    Oh and Dublin is full of cunts.

    • I’ve said it before, Terry, but the enforced importing of 3rd world doctors and scientists to a sodden backwater like Oireland shows what the real agenda is when it comes to Europe.

      And Dublin is indeed full of cunts.

  25. As far as I can see the laughs in Mrs BB are solely derived from the use of the word “feck” every now and again. It really is a total pile of fecking shite.
    I’m surprised the BBC love it so much …….it clearly makes the Irish look like a bunch of thick, parochial cunts (raaaaaay-sism) and they use a male, “cis gender” actor to play the part of a woman ( misogyny and transphobia)
    It’s a funny old world, the world of the wokie. Nothing funny about this show though.

  26. Steptoe and Son is a work of comedy genius compared with today’s pathetic offerings. My favourite episode is “The Desperate Hours” featuring the late, great Leonard Rossiter. Galton and Simpson at their brilliant best! You’ll never see stuff like that again I’m afraid.

    • I’d love to know what skeletons (possibly literally) were in Wilfrid Bramble’s closet, eh Freddie?!
      I’d bet that he’d have forced Cliff Richard to give him a knifepoint blowie in the early 70’s.

      • Indeed, a right dodgy cunt with a taste for adolescent boys so they say. A major reason why Corbett fucking hated him.
        He was born to play the dirty, dirty old man though. 😁

      • Harry Corbett was from whythenshawe where Tyson Fury is from.

        He killed a man with his bare hands while serving in the army.

        The Desperate Hours episode is brilliant,
        Harold tapping fags off them!😄

    • George&Mildred was a comedic masterclass .Gorgeous neighbour with Anne Formile who started the series looking vaguely hippyish but then gradually adopting a progressively more frumpish demeanour as the show developed reflecting the class-based mores of the time.but always extremely pleasant,sharp and alluring.

      Yootha Joyce possibly not quite in that league,but one hell of a comedienne,possibly the best female comic of her generation ?

      Alongside Blackadder (2) and Steptoe&Son.i think it’s a contender.

  27. As an Irish extraction cunt. Its not funny because there’s its not Irish enough. There’s a warmth missing. It misses the point.
    The Irish are funny in themselves.
    Irish illogicality.
    Theres that in FrTed. But even Fr T misses it I think.
    Cant explain. But I know one thing from experience its not real Irish humour.
    Its got confused like everything else.

    • I follow Irish media. All about imigrants demanding ‘halal’. Hostilty to immigrants.

      Same as over here. But a decadeslater. The same pressure not be racist and accepting of people from around the world.

      No matrer the consequences.

      Stories of people killed. ..

      Well that’s is the modern way we we all live.

      Having to accept the unacceptable.

      • Surely you Oirish have enough plastic explosive to turn Achmed and Co into pig feed?

  28. Seriously I’ve never seen it thank dog. From the nom I deducted it’s another pile of festering tripe from the Anti British Broadcasting Cunts.

    Last time I saw comedy on TV was ‘The Fast Show’. I enjoyed it. Swiss Toni was always worth a listen and the Jazz Club was genius.

    Just got back from a car journey, every radio news bulletin is orgasmic over the piss poor state of the NHS. What do the fuckers expect when this and previous governments have let millions more people into these gawdforasken islands and we treat free of charge every illegal, dosser and foreigners free of charge??? For every action there is a reaction. Someone needs to point out the bleeding obvious to these cunts and soon.

    • For every white, English and paid in patient at my dialysis unit, there are four Africans and at least six P@k!s. Ridiculous, but true….

      • Immigration is good for the economy Norman you bigot! I know this because the media keep telling me over and over again, day in, day fucking out.
        Now what was it Dr Goebbels said about “the big lie”? I seem to have forgotten.

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