Another cunting for these tatood freaks who get tattoo head to foot including their faces and then have the ordacity to moan they have no money, can’t get a job, get treated like cunts by everybody, scare kids and small dogs.
This dozy self graffiti artist is crying because she has had to watch her kids school play through the window due to not being allowed in the building, all I can say is I hope the school have a one way mirror window, so the poor fuckers inside don’t have to see that gorping in at them.
WTF is wrong with these loons and why are they gobsmacked when they are not accepted, maybe you get away with it for trick or treating, but the rest of the year your pretty much Fubar and it’s permanent and they have paid money to do it to themselves…. Cunts
Nominated by: Fuglyucker
Hold on a minute.
Having read most of the article, I realised the following:
-she is 45 years old and lives in Wales!
-those black upside down crucifixes / esoteric symbols on top of her tattoo’s are not permanent.
-she has been banned from attending her children’s school plays and Christmas Fayre, due to “offensive marks on her face”
-she has an England flag on her face, living in Wales.
This is a clear case of anti-English racism, by Drakeford’s Welsh Nationalists-she is missing a trick here.
This cenobite looking bitch needs to contact “Lawyers-4-U” immediately.
On a positive note, living in Wales, she will get her “mentalist pill’s” F.O.C
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You are fucking right, I hadn’t noticed the St George’s cross. This is a clear case of raaaaaay-sism and that changes everything.
Trouble is……it’s the wrong type of racism and everybody knows it. If she had a Welsh dragon on her boat and was living in England then there would be yewman rites lawyers queuing up to get her a big bag of compo.
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Funniest tats I saw in a beer garden years back was a bloke who had ‘mum’ in a love heart with an arrow thought it.
Nothing too mad on its own, but a few inches under it he had a tattoo of some bird with her tits out.
I don’t think he thought that through.
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Maybe it was Harvey Price.
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Ha ha ha!
I wonder if 2023 will be the year that Harvey finally rapes and kills his car crash of a mother?
“HELLO YOU CUNTS!”
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I think the person that coined the phrase “Tramp-Stamp”, hit the nail very squarely on the head, Cunty👍
It should be illegal to tattoo above the neck in the UK.
I remember as a kid, seeing Skinheads with 666 tattooed on their heads, like that cunt in the Omen films.
Silly fuckers.
A bit like these young girls that dress like vampires from a bad B movie and are convinced that drinking nettle soup around a camp-fire, with half a dozen similar deluded biaches, makes them the wicked witch of the west 😂😂😂
All mentally ill.
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Think I should get my name..national insurance number..date of birth..telephone number done on my arm cos I can’t remember any of them when asked…senility is creeping in slowly so far though I still remember to wipe my arse after a dump well most days
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There’s a slaphead in Edinburgh who’s got a fried egg tattoo on his forehead. I kid you not.
On a slight varient to the extremes people will go to, feast you eyes on this beauty…
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2001064/Worlds-pierced-woman-Elaine-Davidson-ties-knot-Edinburgh.html
I think there’s something in the water in the Auld Toon.
Morning all.
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What the frig was that?
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“I think there’s something in the water in the Auld Toon.”
Lead. And smack.
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Our doctor daughter told us of a young man still in his teens who actually had his knob end pierced and a metal ring fitted in it. He came to the attention of the medics following some wild alcohol-fuelled party where he had his dick out, fell over and tore out the ring on the corner of a radiator. Made me wince just to hear the tale I can tell you.
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Bizarre.
I’m puzzled by women who get their clits pierced as well. Why on earth would you do that?
Where exactly do you go to get such ‘procedures’ done?
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Brighton
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Lol!
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Probably on the NHS Ron.
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Ron:
Imagine the fun you could have with a powerful magnet 😉
As IsAC’s degenerate sex czar, I fully expected you to be an authority on such things😙
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@CG;
must admit that it’s a bit out of my area of interest CG, so I asked the wife about it. Apparently getting a clit piercing can enhance a woman’s pleasure if they’re that way inclined. The missus ain’t, thank fuck, she’s quirky enough as it is.
She says that it easier to get done than you’d think; there’s a ‘body art’ shop up town in Brum that does it apparently. Imagine going in and saying to some hairy cunt behind the counter that you want a clit ring put in…
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Apologies for stating the obvious-but, what a bell-end😂😂😂
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Some stupid tattoos here. Especially those back of the head ones FFS.
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Forgot link thick cunt
https://www.boredpanda.com/funny-worst-tattoo-fails/?utm_source=google&utm_medium=organic&utm_campaign=organic
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What does she say to the kids when they ask her for money. Read my face of course.
Her illiterate boyfriend tattooed “fuk oaf” somewhere.
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They are going to run out of room soon, will have to start tattooing the kids. She can identify as a Maori and do a war dance if social services try to interfere, but they.ll be too busy covering up for south east asian grooming gangs. Is it true that the cat has love and hate tats on his front paws?
Another good reason to avoid Wales.
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Reminds me of the thick cunt who robbed a bank. Coppers nabbed him about 10 minutes later in his house. “How did you catch me so quick, I wore a balaclava?”. Copper replied “You’ve got your name tattooed on your neck”.
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Oven until crispy 😂
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I’m pretty sure this thing used to live in my town, it was a heroin addict back then and left leaving her two kids with her boyfriend who was aged around 60.
Hoped it would of died by now!
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I’d love to have the contraption we all wish for. Aim it at tattooed freaks and it instantly removes them. The deluxe version replaces them on the innocent.
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She’s even stolen the kids transfers.
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You’re not fooling anyone luv, we can still see you’re ugly.
Maybe she’s done the same to her arms to cover up the track marks.
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I have tattoos that I regret but not because they are on my face (they’re not; they’re on my arms) but because they are shit and I’d rather not have any at all.
I started getting them back in 2001 when I was 19… I’m 40 now and due to the modern day ubiquity of tattoos, I look like a fucking joke due to the fact I went to a back-street scratcher in 2001 and my arms look like a primary school colouring-in book.
This is why I wear long sleeves all the time – including in the summer. I recommend that from now on, Melissa should probably wear a burkha just to be on the safe side. Let’s be fair, you don’t want people to treat you like Nigel:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uaJKcqwNrpU
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Looks like the cover of a 1986 yellow pages after the family have spent 2 years doodling on it.
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I bet this slag’s been fucked by everything with a cock on her estate.
Happy New Year all.
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One of the victims of serial killer Dennis Nielsen apparently had a dotted line and a pair of scissors tattooed on his neck, with the words ‘cut here’
Nielsen was happy to oblige.
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There should have been a warning before that pic… I’d just eaten, and now I’m feeling quite sick 🤢
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She? Jesus Christ almighty. What brave/blind/desperate cunt impregnated that thing?
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Turkey baster?
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Haha! Industrial bovine IVF kit or self robbed “muck” from the batter bank?
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A 4-inch angle grinder with sanding disc will sort that out.
Have the iodine ready, though.
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