Regular IsAC lags know that I like to throw in the odd nom. which may bring a bit of fun and light-hearted relief into our otherwise weary and burdened lives, not to mention the opportunity for a piss-take. To that end, please allow me to introduce you all to the stunning and brave phenomenon that is Kitty Ink Bimbodoll.
Ms Bimbodoll, from Vienna, has spent thousands on silicon tits and arse implants, Botox, facelifts and Lord knows what else, to transform herself into an idol of the, er, ‘bimboification community’ (yeah, them).
‘I’m a hedonist and party girl’ trills the living legend. ‘I want to look super-feminine…I see myself as a work of art…’. Oh you little tease you.
Well that’s it then; at last the woman-doll of my dreams. I just gotta get me one of these. That’s the wife on her way, with a tenner for her trouble.
Oh, and just in case you think was bad, cast your eyes on this abomination…
Nominated by: Ron Knee
(More worryingly is how Ron finds this stuff!! – Day Admin)
Ron, you’ve just made Cuntstable’s weekend.
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My pleasure!
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You do realise that the poor bugger will be blind by Monday.
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I’ll just have a wank.
Thanks anyway luv…
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I have to say it though Miserable; that’s a fearsome pair of norks Bimbodoll has got on her.
Come on you guys, you’d love to give ’em a right feel if you got the chance. I would.
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I’d have had a dabble Ron,
When I was a single man obviously.
Like a decent pair,
And those lips round my nudger wouldn’t go amiss.
That other one though?
Looks like a villian off Dr Who,
Imagine her forked tongue under your helmet?!
I’d be clinging to her horns screaming in ecstasy 😄
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Let’s face it Miserable, we’re a couple of lost causes.
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Note to Bingo Allison:
This is what you should be aiming for, darling.
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Give ‘them’ time Geordie, give ‘them’ time.
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Yeah Bingo.
Stop with the plain Jane shite.
Pull your finger out!
Get some massive tits and Jagger lips.
Up your game girl!
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Well, I was just about to go and make something to eat, but these two, especially the second one, have truly killed my appetite.
As if this mornings cock in a frock wasn’t enough to nauseated.
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It’s not easily found DA.
I dedicate many hours each day to tracking down the perverse and the ludicrous.
It gives me something to do other than watching xhamster.
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Being an avid xhamster viewer, what do you think of Bella-Naughty, Ron. I’ve had her in my Watch History, due to her being around in my night howl haunts, since when she was Bella Nasty on the beach, riding her motorbike and now the car.
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I’d as soon fuck The Michelin Man.
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Don’t be so frigid.
That’s Ron’s niece.
Nice girl, I’d Chuck one up her.
Be more gentlemanly.
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Off topic. Anyone have Sylvia Simms in the Dead Pool?
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Fucking hell, I’ve had her loads of times but missed out this time. Fucking bad luck for me but even worse luck for Sylvia. A cracking looking bird in her day. I wonder what this Bimbo cunt will look like at that age? Probably won’t live that long.
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She was fit as fuck in ‘Ice Cold in Alex’.
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That she was Geordie. She was in the wank bank alright back then.
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Fuck me, a right pair of monsters.
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Makes American Mary look like the Wombles.
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The usual attention seeking desperate freaks we’ve grown used to these days. What I want to know is where they get the fucking money from to pay for all this shit. They obviously don’t work so some cunt must be paying for it.
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Probably on the NHS.
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Place I worked Mis, company had a contract with Northampton hospital. On entry to the grounds I would drive past a building signed “Tattoo removal clinic.” Got right in my fucking fillings I can tell you.
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It’s done with lasers Arfur.
And is a booming business!
Apparently it’s like being flicked hard hundreds of times with a elastic band.
It shouldn’t be offered on the NHS, you should have to pay for it out of your own pocket.
You got a shit tattoo?
Pick your tattoo artist more carefully.
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Fuck me, it looks like Pete Burns with a rubber arse and tits grafted on.
What a gargantuan cunt.
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She’s a tattooist.
Paid for it all herself 54grand!!
Im lucky ,
I’m naturally weird looking.
My parents are circus folk.
Cost me fuck all.
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These mad cunts have all this surgery under general anaesthetic then wonder (briefly) why they’ve had a massive stroke..
At least it gets rid of them.
Apparently there is too much plastic knocking about anyway..or some such Greta slurry.
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I’d tickle that arse with a feather ….😁
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Really! It must be like shagging Ballistic Gel !
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I don’t know if it’s true or not but I remember reading years ago, just when silicon tits were becoming the rage, that a few crematoriums were burned down after the things exploded in the flames.
Wonder what they do these days? Remove the things after death?
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Not even Ruff would have a go on Kitty.
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Ruff would never recover if Kitty trapped him in a shed (somewhere in Worcestershire).
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I would imagine most ‘body fluids’ are somewhat toxic. A creation best avoided methinks.
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The word ‘Grotesque’ was invented for this nutter.
I don’t get the horn over these mentally unstable walking adverts for adult abortion, I
pity them.
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Bet Tommy Cuntengine would do us proud?
He’d be up her like a rat up a drainpipe.
He’s a filthy bleeder!👍
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I wouldn’t touch it with his. Not even on my drunkest night.
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I couldn’t get my knob out for a bird who is obviously fucking mental. Who knows what she might do? The lovely Mrs Bobbit springs to mind. Nasty.
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Mental chicks are fucking awesome lays, never give them your address, number or real name is key, so I’m told!
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She looks like a trannie or she’s been hit by a transit van.
Social media narcissists competing for attention are going to ever greater lengths to get their fixes.
It’s like she looked at Katie Price and thought ‘hold me coat!’
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I’m received to findnout this is a biological female.
What times we live in when we look forward to less than horrible news because there is no actual good news.
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It sort of resembles a woman who became a man who then decided to have all the bits sewn back on but whose chosen funbags are all out of synch so it looks like a trannîe Emily Thornberry entering a Venice Beach bodybuilding contest.
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£53k and she looks like Drag queen story hour at the local library, shame really
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I have to say, looking at the nomination photograph, it is good to see Angela Rayner makes a real effort when she goes out on the game on Friday nights. Worth a fiver of any man’s money.
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A fiver? You were robbed mate. One dip in that your bollocks would swell to the size of Cantaloupe melons your John Thomas would turn green and drop off in a fortnight.
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Looks like she’s letting one off!
Probably a dodgy curry. Needs to be careful she doesn’t follow through!
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I wouldn’t kill that with fire. With all that petrol in its tits and arse, the whole street would blow up….
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Bingo
AOC
and Kitty
It’s enough to make one celibate, although I suppose at a bit of a push, sufficient alcohol and a large sackcloth thrown over her head, AOC might be worth a tickle or two.
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Give AOC something to suck on and she won’t be turning you woke by indoctrinating you.
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It looks like it was bought in a joke shop for a stag do. With an empty 1 litre Coke bottle for a cunt and uterus and smelling like Formica. Destined to be recycled into bubble wrap.
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I know I have a very prosaic outlook like most from the West Country, but how do they do the simplest things looking like that and where does the money come from? The first one says she is a tattooist but can you honestly see people wanting her doing their tattoos? All this so called body modification stuff has a strong smell of deliberately making yourself unemployable and generally useless, presumably there are some dullards with no self respect who get off on looking after these sorts of cunts, similar to those who feed up fat cunts to make them even bigger.
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Come back in 10 years time and see how she’s getting on in 2033
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The world is going to end in 2030 so that’s you fucked. May I introduce you to Saint Greta Thunderbirds, the font of all knowledge?
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Now there’s a beautiful woman…
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Self harming-both of them.
Suicide is a foregone conclusion.
I blame the closure of the loony bins.
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What a bunch of virgins.
Get in there!!!💪
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I’ve got to say it Miserable, I’m coming around to the idea of copping a feel of those norks on Ms. Kitty.
I hasten to add that the interest is academic; I’ve never felt a silicon one so I’m talking in terms of pure research purposes only you understand.
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The vampire one in the link is truly horrendous. Imagine that as your palliative care nurse!
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I’ve just booked her as a babysitter for tomorrow night.
Seems nice.
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Put the dog in the next room and lock the door. You don’t want a fight between the two of them. She’ll win.
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