The Multi National Health Service
A short sharp cunting for the NHS
Having just opened a letter inviting me for Flu Jab there’s an additional 2 pages listing the instruction in no less than 29 languages.
I can’t be arsed to list them all but what the fuck is Tagalog and Twi???
What a steaming pile of Cunt.
Who the fuck speaks that and learn English you cunts or fuck right off back to where you came from.
Nominated by: CuntyMcCuntface
If they bothered to invest all that money in things such as effective cancer diagnosis/treatment my grandad might still be alive. Or at any rate he would’ve had longer than what he did.
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Local GP surgery, central Bucks, gave excellent service for many years. Now practically impossible to get to see a GP; everything diagnosed and prescriptions issued over the phone. Just been speaking to a neighbour who works there. She informs me that all appointments are one hour slots for asylum seekers where an interpreter is supplied by the NHS at a cost of £100.
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I expect other public-facing government departments will follow suit with some made-up Director jobsworth in charge of providing information in 30 odd different languages, including Scouse!
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Eee, ba gum, Gradly lad!
I ‘opes we’m getting Northern, an all!
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It’s a right fucking mess.
Put an Army Colonel in charge – from the medical corps.
He’ll triage – organise the innefficient crap and get rid of the unnecessary layers of middle management and scrap the waste of time & money crap.
Rates of mortality will rise for 6 months (innevitable) but I’ll wager you’ll have sensible waiting times for tratment and surgery.
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