The Honours System (6)

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Emma Raducanu was recently awarded an MBE for services to winning one tournament and fuck all else other than a shedload of cash.
(When it comes to Emma, “honour” is where I’d like to be – NA)

I have nothing against Emma as a person. And her achievement winning the US Open at the age of 18 a year or so ago is quite remarkable in itself.

However, to be awarded an MBE purely based on that one achievement seems rather premature in my book. For “ordinary” people it could take decades of self-sacrifice and/or voluntary work to be even remotely considered for an honour. And in fact there are probably many well known faces that have done lots of good over the years who have been repeatedly overlooked for one reason or another.

The Honours system as a whole has always been a farce with the usual politicians, civil servants and other high ranking pen pushers receiving knighthoods for basically just doing their jobs and getting paid handsomely in doing so. (And let us not forget Tony “fuckface” Blair being awarded the Knight Companion of the Most Noble Order of the Garter earlier this year!)

Moreover, there have been continuous widespread calls to have the Honours system abolished, not least because it is seen as far from egalitarian and has tenuous links to Britain’s colonial past. (As an aside I always find it quite amusing when race baiting cunts like Lenny Henry and Marcus Rashford moan about the old Empire, and yet are all too willing to accept honours associated with … err, the old Empire!)

I don’t know if or when this nomination will be published, but the New Year’s Honours are due to be announced at the backend of December or early January. No doubt there will be the usual faceless/chinless wonders awarded knighthoods and z-list celebs awarded OBEs or MBEs for simply doing their well-paid jobs!

Ideally the Honours system along with the House of Lords should both either be abolished or reformed. (Although what Lord Fiddler would think after being downsized to just a “Mr” I shudder to think!)

Telegraph News Link

Nominated by: Technocunt

And a late hot-off-the-press entry/update from Cuntfinder General

My fellow cunters.
For your cuntsideration:
The New Years Honours list 2022.

BBC News Link

As predicted, d.yke sub schoolboy standard footballerists win MBE’s-presumably that stands for Minge Biting Extremests?

Crazy haired, star gazing guitarist Brian May is Knighted-for the prevention of Bovine TB control, possibly.

Read em and weep😂

82 thoughts on “The Honours System (6)”

  1. In the news today, Matthew Rycroft, the Home Office civil servant who has failed to stem the illegal dinghy invasion and presided over the whole immigration mess, has been awarded a knighthood.

    The automatic giving of gongs to civil servants, particularly failures, has to stop. No one else gets knighthoods simply for doing a job they are paid to do. Awards like the one to Mr Rycroft are a slap in the face of the long suffering public. It’s corruption worthy of a banana republic.

    Knighthoods used to be given for acts of bravery in battle, such as repelling invaders and defending the Kingdom. Now they are given for facilitating an invasion and failing to repel it. How low we have sunk.

    Cunts.

      • Who really deserves an honour? There are some that truly deserve it – like the late Captain Tom. And military heroes that have put their life on the line – it was for them that knighthoods were originally created. There’s is an argument for some sports stars and entertainers – if they have achieved great things, lifted the mood of the nation or represented it in some way. But the hoard of nameless civil servants who have dragged this country down and the faceless political donors who have bought their awards – no way.

    • Or, in Rycroft’s case, paid to NOT do. Sir Nick Clegg. Sir Gavin Williamson. Do we need any more evidence that the honours system should scrapped?

    • Good Morning

      I see From today’s Telegraph that David has to find £6million to prop up his Vicky’s fashion company.

      Meanwhile I quite like the honours system. It is designed to give a well deserved individual a pat on the back whilst costing little money.. it’s just that so many recipients are such an awful choice, Such as Mark Rycroft. Honours for civil servants should not “go along with the job”.
      I am very dubious about honours for sporting achievements, so many, such as Mo Farah, seem to be tainted with drug allegations. I would suggest that if you have won an Olympic gold medal, then you should be allowed to put OGM after your name, that should be more than sufficient.

  3. I see Chief Rabbi Ephraim Mirvis has been knighted. Exactly who the is the big nosed cunt, and what good is he?
    Someone else we’ve never heard of for a different reason; Noreen Riols, 96, the last surviving female member of the French section of the Special Operations Executive, only gets an MBE. Someone who really did do something worthwhile.

  4. Knighthoods a sure sign of a cunt.

    Useless at your job but high profile? Knighthood.

    Lacklustre sporting career but born with a tan? Knighthood.

    TV personality under investigation for historical child sex offences? Knighthood.

    A knighthood is like the ‘ black spot ‘ used to be for pirates.
    A symbol of impending doom.

    • My opinion precisely Mis. Most of these cunts if you knew them you wouldn’t admit to it. In fact you would cross the street to avoid them.

      • I have never knowingly met anybody with any sort of honour. And my treatment of them wouldn’t change if I ever did, these honours now mean less to me than my 11+ pass.

      • Again you reflect my views Moggie. When I was working I attended a call to fix a desk top machine. Found the guy, introduced myself and in the first sentence of his reply he inserted the fact that he had an MBE! Unbelievable! He was a (very) minor civil servant who appeared to have been given a gong for having kept the same seat warm since the dinosaurs roamed the Earth. Everyone else in this huge office regarded him as the biggest prat in this multi-storey building.

  6. Emma sacked her coach not long after winning the US Open I believe. She’s since sacked quite a few different coaches (the little madam) as she plummets to 80 something in the world rankings.

    Her form in 2022 has been dreadful.

    But she gets a gong?

    Yes, I would.

    • I believe she’s still a virgin too. Perhaps I can help her with this? Might make her relax a bit and improve her form. See, sorted it if you need another new coach this week.

      Imagine squeezing into that?

      Back in 5 minutes.

      • I bet you’re wrong…no fucking way that Mr Claire Balding won’t have given her an elbow-deep double fisting when she was injured and unable to flee the locker-room.

      • Could be some truth in that.

        I recall the coverage of the Commonwealth Games, where she was alone on the studio couch with a rather attractive blonde ex-diver or synchronised swimmer of some sort.

        This lass came across as a typical, thick as fuck ‘innit’ blonde bimbo, but by gum, she was fit.

        Balding came across as a bit creepy with her fawning over her. Staring at her all gooey eyed.

        I was screaming at the lass to make her escape. God knows what happened when she visited her dressing room at the end to ‘thank her for coming on the show.’

      • I saw La Balding terrify some very young female apprentice jockey….honestly it was like watching Fred West telling his daughter than she was coming to help him with some landscaping work in the garden. If it had been a man that was leering,drooling and waving his engorged todger at the poor girl,he’d have been,quite rightly arrested…not “national treasure” and “man about town” Claire Balding though.

      • Must say Dick to me she may still be a virgin therefore. By my definition for a woman to lose her virginity requires a penis in her snatch. Some Bull-dyke’s fingers or fist doesn’t count.

      • Morning,Arfur….well if Claire Balding did me up the shite-pipe with a 14 inch strap-on, I’d fucking well consider my anal virginity well and truly gone.

  7. It’s a bit of a Catch 22 situation for the Blacks to accept an ‘Honour’
    One one hand it’s look at me Everyone
    Or I Can’t Accept this Imperial nonsense cos of Slavery innit

  8. The cunts running the country seem Hell bent on removing any sign of British character from society so why we still have this system of honours that stretches back into our “deeply offensive” enviably rich cultural history is a mystery to me.

    Just replace it with KFC vouchers..

    Then Fuck Off.

  9. Bad enough the ill-educated footballers, fruity actors,sooty singers and incompetent civil servants but the worst,by far, are the “ordinary members of the public who have done extraordinary things”….just gives some gummy old trout Lollipop lady or bleeding-heart foodbank organiser the chance to bore the tits off every person they meet….” I’m an MBE,actually…I remember going to Buck House and Prince Sponger asking me what I did..unfortunately he was in a rush and before I could tell him,he hilariously muttered under his breath something about a boring old windbag and fucked off….but never mind,I can tell you all about my big day and my oh-so-worthy work”.

    • “ordinary members of the public who have done extraordinary things”

      I had a ‘beer shit’ a few months back that was so pungent, my wife not only retched on entering the bathroom, but she ended up burning her eyes.

      Where’s my fucking gong?

      It’s a fucking disgrace is what it is.

  10. Politicians, being cunts, always look to anoint people they perceive to be popular in the hope some of that popularity will rub off on them. How else would you explain Sir Reg Dwight? The awards to the Wimminz footballers, popular by order of the BBC, was inevitable. As was the cross dresser, Gayson Perry being included. I’m just hoping I might be dead before Linekunt gets his knighthood of shame for services to gimmigrants, the BBC and wokiedom in general. You know it’s going to happen.

  12. Why, in the photo, is Emma dressed as a Spanish bullfighter? I’ve got a big fat Toro she might be interested in.

  13. It’s the same every New Year: hordes of civil servants and politicians rewarded for abjectly failing at their jobs and accelerating Britain’s decline.

    As MMCM rightly pointed out above, Matthew Rycroft has been awarded a knighthood. If this fact doesn’t scream at us that the mass invasion of dinghy-riders along the south coast is being permitted / encouraged at the highest levels of government and the civil service, then nothing will. In spite of all the empty promises to ‘get a grip’, ‘sort it out’ etc., expect no such thing, and a tenfold increase in invasion numbers in 2023.

    https://www.telegraph.co.uk/politics/2022/12/30/home-office-mandarin-charge-channel-migrants-failure-knighted/

  14. I’ve just spotted this report in the Stockport Enquirer:

    LOCAL MAN WINS NEW YEARS HONOUR

    A Stockport man, Mr Miserable Northern Cunt, has been awarded the coveted ‘Cunter of the Year’ Award in the ‘Is A Cunt’ New Year’s Honours List. To be known in future as Sir Miserable Northern Cunt BO FU, Mr Cunt received the honour for his work in exposing the global cuntitude pandemic.
    Sir Miserable, who is a close friend of Labour Deputy Leader Angela Rayner, declined to give the Enquirer his address, but his house is believed to be recognisable from its country cream gate. He expressed the hope that winning the award might give him more chance of getting into Ms Rayner’s knickers (if indeed she wears any).

    • Some of the comments on the article were a bit tasty.

      One seemed to allege that he only got the award for kissing the bosses arse and would regularly send flowers to the admins and even offered sexual favours.

      I don’t believe a word of it, but, you know, mud sticks 😂

      Ms Rayner has confirmed that knickers are only ever worn around the ankles.

      • is it to mop up the jizz after she has been cream pies relentlessly by rishi sunak and Jacob Rees mog?

      • It’s probably because there isn’t any point pulling them up or to keep her shoes clean, can’t have skank juice dripping on her designer Star Wars

      • How dare you!!

        If I was the more litigious type I’d see the pair of you in court!

        Slandering my good reputation to all and sundry.

        I won cunter of the year fair and square and will do so next year as well.

        Admin@
        That tracksuit fit your lad ok?
        Tell your missus I’ve got her that handbag from Louis Vuitton 👍

  15. Grayson Perry for services to freakdon, but where is Izzard? Doesnt seem fair.
    Stephen Graham for services to Scousedom.
    David Harewood for being black. Likewise Cleo Sylvestre (me neither) and a few others.
    Some girlies for playing football and another girlie for playing tennis to no great effect.

    Worra load of shit.

  16. Emma radacanu? I would dry up the tradesman entrance and Finnish off on her purty face, back of the queue everyone else

    • Any of us can get on the Honours list if we put our minds to it.

      You have to be able to network,
      And self promote,
      Be a bit Don King
      Bit Malcolm mcLaren.

      It has to sound good,

      Sport for tramps?

      Keeping the homeless healthy .

      Load of dossers playing tennis, but you offer to delouse them
      Worm em.
      Get the mayor involved and any slimy MPs.

      They like the positive PR.

      Then your going to need a celeb on board.
      Someone who likes to virtue signal and play mixed doubles with some derelicts.
      Same again they want Positive PR.

      Keep the tramps on side with bottles of cider, toast and dry socks.

      Then bombard the board with letters of your selfless acts, social consciousness and good deeds.

      Within a year or two?
      Sir miserable.
      Easy peasy.

      Then keep the tramps in a pit half starved,
      Like the wolfpit in The Vikings.

      Embezzle the charity and hello Mexico👍

    • For some reason Emma Raducanu reminds me of the Canadians in South Park.
      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GFJO8gW83BE

      As someone who sort of has links to Canada (extended family over there and I’ve been there a few times) I find the South Park stuff about Canada hilarious.

      Emma Raducanu is an attractive enough young woman but doesn’t do anything for me. – I’m sure she’s gutted about that
      (yes that was sarcasm. She probably doesn’t give a shit and breathes a sigh of relief if anything).

  17. the pope has croaked anyone got him in dead pool? hope the kiddy fiddler has a pitch fork up his jacksie for eternity

  19. Well, only 4 of the ladies footy team got gongs, the captain obviously, the one with the most goals, a defender and the girl with the most goals for England (now retired) I think there will be a few other who will be upset they didn’t get in on the action. It’s a good job there were no sooties in the first eleven 😂

    Grayson Perry ffs
    The countdown bird…. For holocaust awareness, I think if anyone isn’t aware of the holocaust they must have been living on Mars

    The whole thing should be abolished, it complete bollocks.

  20. Ah bless a career in punditry beckons when all else fails, utter horseshit of the highest order, like giving those royal cunts medals for running up the stairs the fastest or evading publicity like a pro. Tried watching the dambusters this morning, got as far as the black lab called trigger!. For fucks sake. I love my country but not the cunts at the controls.

  21. Never mind guys and gals.
    Admin will no doubt soon be publishing the REAL New Year’s honours list, and we’ll learn who the bona fide Cunts of the Year are.

    Step forward Hazbeen and Migraine SkidMarkle, CY…

    Morning all.

  22. Titles eh? Honours ? I remember offering the honour of “Lord Ring piece” to a colleague I worked with until I got sacked.

    • Personally I was bitterly disappointed to see that Lady Elton Bogg wasn’t ‘elevated’ to the Upper Chamber again.
      Will always be Queen of Our Hearts tho.
      Bless.
      Julia H-B and Carol Vorderman should also have been honoured for services to the bra industry.
      I’d be particularly happy to give my wholehearted support to Julia…

      • The lovely Julia is quite open about being a devout republican Ron. makes her even more attractive.

  24. Sir Mick Jagger was Knighted in 2003, but his fellow band mate Keith Richards has yet to receive any honour at all. That sounds rather unfair to me. Surely he deserves something, just for managing to stay alive.

  25. It is Knighthoods for senior civil servants normally, the shower of shit. To Keep the plebs happy some old Doris lollypop lady will get an minor gong. It’s enough to make you projectile vomit. Woeful.

  26. Don’t know who else watches Mike Graham’s ‘Plank of the Week’ show, but yesterday he did his year end ‘Plank of the Year’.

    I’m happy to relate that the award was given jointly to, you guessed it, the SkidMarkles.

  27. Slightly of topic. The house of commons is infested with super mice, I say exterminate the vermin…

    And let the mice run the country..

  28. Let not forget the poet and writer Rudyard Kipling, who turned down honours/Order of merits on four separate occasions. The claim was they would interfere with his work. Wonder if it’s a Guinness Book of Records entry?

    • He should get a knighthood just for his french fancies.

      His Bakewell tarts are sublime also.

  29. I know a bloke with a OBE.
    Nice fella, rich as fuckin Midas.

    Got it for charitable work.

    Which is surprising as in the 8 years he’s been my customer he’s never once tipped me.

  30. I’m hanging around like an XR member on a section of the M25 waiting for the next deadpool to come up.

    Too many gippos stealing nominations these days. 🧐

    • Hello Harold👍
      Yeah, I missed the starting pistol and my regular picks all got stolen!

      No honour in Deadpool.
      Luckily this time of year celebrities drop like flies!

    • Pele was snatched out of my hands and I’m sulking like fuck over it.

      Some other cunt trying to steal another off me.

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