Emma Raducanu was recently awarded an MBE for services to winning one tournament and fuck all else other than a shedload of cash.
(When it comes to Emma, “honour” is where I’d like to be – NA)
I have nothing against Emma as a person. And her achievement winning the US Open at the age of 18 a year or so ago is quite remarkable in itself.
However, to be awarded an MBE purely based on that one achievement seems rather premature in my book. For “ordinary” people it could take decades of self-sacrifice and/or voluntary work to be even remotely considered for an honour. And in fact there are probably many well known faces that have done lots of good over the years who have been repeatedly overlooked for one reason or another.
The Honours system as a whole has always been a farce with the usual politicians, civil servants and other high ranking pen pushers receiving knighthoods for basically just doing their jobs and getting paid handsomely in doing so. (And let us not forget Tony “fuckface” Blair being awarded the Knight Companion of the Most Noble Order of the Garter earlier this year!)
Moreover, there have been continuous widespread calls to have the Honours system abolished, not least because it is seen as far from egalitarian and has tenuous links to Britain’s colonial past. (As an aside I always find it quite amusing when race baiting cunts like Lenny Henry and Marcus Rashford moan about the old Empire, and yet are all too willing to accept honours associated with … err, the old Empire!)
I don’t know if or when this nomination will be published, but the New Year’s Honours are due to be announced at the backend of December or early January. No doubt there will be the usual faceless/chinless wonders awarded knighthoods and z-list celebs awarded OBEs or MBEs for simply doing their well-paid jobs!
Ideally the Honours system along with the House of Lords should both either be abolished or reformed. (Although what Lord Fiddler would think after being downsized to just a “Mr” I shudder to think!)
Nominated by: Technocunt
And a late hot-off-the-press entry/update from Cuntfinder General
My fellow cunters.
For your cuntsideration:
The New Years Honours list 2022.
As predicted, d.yke sub schoolboy standard footballerists win MBE’s-presumably that stands for Minge Biting Extremests?
Crazy haired, star gazing guitarist Brian May is Knighted-for the prevention of Bovine TB control, possibly.
Read em and weep😂
An old boys network: prep, Charterhouse/Winchester/Eton, Oxbridge, Civil service=Honours.
They throw a few at members of the lower orders and media favourites.
Like the royal family, totally fucking meaningless.
I know / have known plenty of Sir’s & Lady’s, mostly awarded for political careers and can say with total assurance that every single one has been arrogant and had contempt for the working classes ☹️
To summarise: the majority of awards are for not being working class 🤔
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Re: Nomination photo:
Zoom in on the face-looks like “Odd-Job” from Bond fame now uses she/her pronouns😂
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“ Alok Sharma is recognised for his outstanding contribution to combatting climate change”
This cunt received a gong for stopping the plebs being able to afford to put the fucking heating on!
How much longer will we suffer the elite shitting on us?!
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The Servile Serpent who over sees the borders of our once wonderful cuntry gets a knighthood. Fucking cunt another one who is a failure gets the nod. Hope he dies of Amebic dysentery.
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Brian May whinged about badgers.
Brian May whinged about the nouse where he lives. He lives in central London.
Brian May whinged about Brexit.
Brian May was knighted for ‘services to music’, (despite Freddie being the star) but he should have been knighted for being a whingeing cunt.
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Pansy Labourite MP and underwear model, Chris Bryant has become a “Sir”, no doubt for services to bumfuckery. I understand Mandy is so pleased and proud he wants him to become the Minister for Rough Trade.
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John ‘two jags’ Prescott, the little fat flying picket cunt entered Parliament along with his Marxist mates partly on a ticket to get rid of the House of Lords back in 1997. Their main attack line was they would abolish Hereditary Peers but threatened to rid of the system entirely.
Fast forward to 2010 and this bag of sulphur smelling farts became Lord Prescott.
Prior to that he was pictured on the lawns of Chequers playing croquet.
What a long way this Union Convener had come.
Working Class hero, flying picket, strike organiser, agitator.
When he entered the House he said whilst it was against his principles he was doing it to further the fight against Climate Change.
You see how these shameless cunts keep one hand on the gravy train.
The world would have several tons less Co2 per annum simply if this cunt popped off this mortal coil.
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Is it never a bit tempting for the monarch doing the knighting to just chop the honoured goons head off?..if Charlie boys had a crap day or sick of meg n mogs persistent cobblers or just doesn’t like the look of said knightee?
He can go big eared ninja on them…
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