Oasis (2)

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Now, in certain quarters, this lot are being ‘reassessed’, with people who didn’t used to to like them giving it the rose tinted stuff and all that ‘They weren’t that bad compared to the crap that’s around today.’ sentimentality. Oh, and that one: ‘At least they were a proper band’.

Well, popular music is so bad now, even Dido or James Blunt sounds good next to the likes of Ed Sheercunt and Titless Swift. But giving Oasis due for being the most unoriginal band in musical history? That’s just taking the piss.

Aside from their notorious bullshitting, staged fights and self mythologizing bollocks, these cunts nicked from other artists time and time again.

Now, I can hear someone say ‘Yeah, we know. T-Rex and the New Seekers’. But there are more of them, fucking loads in actual fact. Everyone from Thin Lizzy to Cliff Richard (straight up) has been pilfered by that unibrowed bluenose knobhead Noel.

And as for them being a ‘real’ band? A band that had four drummers, four bassists, and two rhythm guitarists? As soon as the orignal line-up broke up, it was the Gallaghers and loads of sidemen. It was hardly a magic mix like Daltrey, Townshend, Moon and Entwistle.

If people want to get nostalgic about 90s bands and all that Britpop bollocks, then can find better than them to eulogise. Simple fact is they weren’t very good then and they aren’t very good now.

Here is a complete list of all the songs they nicked. Has to be seen to be believed.

You Tube Link

Nominated by: Norman

61 thoughts on “Oasis (2)”

  2. Yes Noel and Liam were/are still enormous cunts Norman however, compared to the shite now etc , as you said.

    As for nicking other singers stuff That as been going on forever millions of examples out there.

  3. I never liked these pair of Faux hard men wankers the first time round.
    I remember thinking what a pair of cunts they were back then in the 1990’s, funny how little has changed since then.
    Sadly when I think of these two twats I also think of Satan’s envoy Tony Blair as he was in charge at the same time.
    This means I personally associate bands like Oasis to the beginning of the end of the UK as Blair and his subsequent minions have sunk the UK to the tenth level of hell since the 90’s.

    What an utter shit show the UK has become😥

  4. Saw those mono-brow cunts at Finsbury park in the early 2000s.

    What a appalling experience, loads of drunken fuckwits looking for fights.

    The sound was awful.. the charlatans and black rebel motorcycle club out played them.

    Happy memories.😂😂

  5. Blur were far better, more imaginative, less derivative.
    But I’d bet most cunters still have mostly fond memories (especially if you’re about 50 now)…mid to late 90’s…being young and free, drinking and getting high with your mates and getting stuck into as much young fanny as your tongue and knob could handle…aah, great days!

    • Nail
      on
      Head!

      Great music, plenty of lads mags; booze, funny f&gs, illegal raves, popping through the night until 6am before being kicked out of some dodgy warehouse in the middle of nowhere. And the fact you could say and do whatever the fuck you wanted without being targeted/cancelled by some woke numpty on social media (which back then was in its infancy)

  6. Sorry Norman, these pair of ubacunts are still cunts and always will be cunts, these are the wankers who remind me there are cunts who are British that are world class wankers.
    Granted these 2 cock wombles made it into the music industry, but imagine how good they would have been if they had enough brains to think, hang on a sec, if I stop acting like a complete fuck knuckle and concentrate on the fucking music that is making me a fortune, instead of having to run around Mankchester dealing drugs, robbing car stereo, s and breaking into people’s houses.
    Sorry once a cunt, always a cunt in my book, and these 2 cunts are in the dictionary under cunt if you look.
    Over the years I have refused to by anything of theirs out of principle and I’m proud to say I don’t own a single CD of theirs, there is of course a smattering of (don’t talk back ya wanka) on the odd compilation, but the way I see it the rest of the music compensated for these absolute fuck monkeys.
    So fuck em Oasis and all their petty squabbling, they mum should have given the pair of cock suckers a right hook when they were kids, if I was their dad, I would still be slapping their funny faces to this day.
    Uba cunts of the 90,s and they shamelessly plagerised other artists anyway, no fuck em, they are a fucking embarrassment to Britain, Mankchester, the music industry and their parents who must also be cunts for shitting them into the world.
    You have probably guessed by now I am not a fan, also if you want to see them or something similar, just go to the monkey House at feeding time at your local zoo, you can bet, first in line will be Liam and Lenny or whatever the other fuckers name is squeel ing and performing like cunts at the front of the troop….. Cunts

  7. I must confess to quite enjoying the whole BritPop gig back in the early to mid 90s. The likes of Pulp, Blur and of course Oasis were a welcome diversion from the commercial shite that was running alongside, such as Stereophonics and the bleedin’ Spice Girls!

    Even then we knew that the two brothers were massive cunts and that their music was a simple pick ‘n’ mix from other bands. But to us it didn’t matter because it was something a bit different from the norm – a little on the edgy side and was a welcome relief following a decade of Stock, Aitkin and Waterman synthetic garbage.

    i still listen to a few Britpop bands, along with House, Garage and Trance stuff. the 90s and early 00s were fine years for weird and wonderful music.

    Compare and contrast with the utter shite we have today and I’m glad to have experienced the whole Britpop genre.

    • Morning TC…I was always partial to ‘Place Your Hands’ by Reef. And not just because I received a nosh on a Newquay beach in about 1997 whilst that song was playing on a boom box.
      There’s still tons of good new trance stuff…check out BLiSS and Infected Mushroom, to name but two.

      • Will do, Thomas.

        I cut my first House/Electro music on some 808:State back in the early 90s, and then followed up with Chemical Brothers, Gorillaz, Faithless, Prodigy, Daft Punk, Crystal Method, Underworld and even a bit of early Moby to name but a few.

        Happy daze!

    • I quite liked Suede and Mansun.

      Wide Open Space is probably my favourite ‘Britpop era’ song.

      I quite like Kula Shaker as well.

      I was a soft, arty cunt at school.

  8. I can straight away think of three great bands from Manchester; Joy Division, The Happy Mondays & the Stone Roses. Oasis doesn’t come anywhere close.

    • I went to the Hacienda a few times back in the day when I was a student at Salford. Can’t believe I used to have hair and no gut back then.

      • I’d say Verve is a good one too Imo those 2 first albums though they are cheeky cunts for nicking that Andrew Oldham orchestral Rolling Stone Track for bittersweet symphony

  9. Joy Division and The Smith’s for me.
    Oh, and James.

    The 90s , I seemed to have a lot more money then?

    Oasis aren’t my cup of gravy.

    I remember seeing Liam swaggering down Heaton moor once , just before they broke big
    And thought ‘ absolute Cock’.

    First impressions last.

  11. Quoasis.😁

    Never got the appeal?

    Stole from T Rex, Slade, etc, both great bands.

    And liked the oasis version of “I am the walrus”,
    But Oasis just don’t do it for me.

    I’m probably too cool?

    Although they do great interviews!!

    I remember Liam on about Ozzy Osbourne (I’m a Black Sabbath fan)

    He said

    “I just don’t get it?
    To be honest he seems a bit of a mong?”

    Made me laugh anyway 😄

    • Morning Les

      I remember seeing Liam interviewed and he responded the same way when asked about aliens. “Ahh joost don geddit, man. What’s wiv dem aliens, liiike. Greeeaat big googly eyes, man. What’s all dat abow’? Ahh’d fookin smack ‘im iv ee appeared in front of me.”

      • Morning Maggie 👍

        Which proves that Liam is up there with Oscar Wilde, Mark Twain and WC Fields .

        A voice of a generation 😄

  12. Didn’t one of them come the “big I am” whilst in a bar in Germany and got his front teeth knocked out.

    Don’t fuck with the krauts you Manc cunts, you’re not that tough..

  13. As an aside, I see a lot of really good bands once a month down my local social club. Sometimes it’s original, sometimes they do covers. But I love live music and can listen to most things. But I would never go to some massive venue with 70,000 other people trying to see a spec in the distance. What’s the point?

  14. Mixed feelings. They take me back to my prime as a young man. Lads mags, no wimminz or gayness in footy. Drink. Birds that were up for the cup.

    I was a big Oasis fan and therefore hated Blur. Pathetic really.

    Now? I can see oasis were shite and Blur were actually a fucking great band. Girls and Boys, Coffee and TV, Beetlebum, There’s no other way etc. Great tracks (although the last one I mention, is a bit spoilt, whiny, middle class brat shite.)

    Put it this way, I still listen to Blur but not Oasis.

    But that link was great, apart from all the fucking ads.

    Robbing bastards lol.

  16. Morning Mr C. They were good times indeed, I fondly recall the video to Blurs ‘Country House’ with scantily clad Jo Guest and other gents mag lovelies running around dressed as milk maids and the like.

    I did my best to avoid the manc wankers tho.

    • I’ve still got the first issue of Loaded magazine.
      Somewhere in the loft?

      In the 90s I smoked 20fags a day.
      Took my kids the cinema,days out, fairgrounds etc
      And bought a new shirt most weekends because I was on the piss every Saturday night.

      I couldn’t afford that now!!

      Packet of fags is about £15!

      I had about 15 Ben Sherman shirts,
      Bought Diesel t-shirts,
      Nowadays my t-shirts smell of diesel .

      I enjoyed the 90s.

      • Ah, Ben Sherman, the thinking man’s drinking shirt… or was that the drinking man’s thinking shirt.

        Either way, I had too many of em as well. A new one for every Friday evening back then.

  18. Oasis and Blair, both hatched from the same sulphurous egg, fertilised by gobs of bükâké jizz scooped off a broken, shit smeared public lavatory seat.

  19. Neil Innes successfully sued them for ripping off How Sweet To Be An Idiot in their song Whatever: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Whatever_(Oasis_song)

    He said in a show in 2003 that he was (paraphrasing) grateful to them for the royalties even though it’s the usual crap you get from record companies. I loved Neil Innes but its a bit rich from someone who made a good career parodying The Beatles. In terms of musical talent though Neil Innes was a genius. Oasis are just a Rutles tribute band.

  20. When I first saw these pair of Cunts on TV in the 90’s I thought it was a documentary about Down Syndrome

    The think they’re the 90’s version of the Beatles

    They are Wankers 100%

  21. Well, I think they are certainly better than Cliff Richard, who is undoubtedly the Anti-Christ. Merry Xmas to all. Except Cliff. ☃️

  22. I don’t think I’d ever be mates with either of the brothers, but I like their music and don’t care who it’s been nicked off – let the grubby lawyers argue about that one.

  23. Someone mentioned lads mags from the 90s .

    Why can’t I buy Loaded or FHM any longer?

    What was the actual reason for them becoming defunct?

    • People grew up and for the ‘new’ youngsters coming through to take the place of the previous youngsters it was deemed old hat and never sold.

      I thought the ‘Porn A Likes’ section in Loaded was excellent though

  24. I always thought they were a Beatles sounding rip off band TBH

    …although there are only so many notes and bars, and their orer is not infinite, so it stands to reason there will be similarities with songs, in the past, present and future.

  25. Who are these people I genuinely dont know, I understand from reading comments that they were about in 90s, my head was down and back bent 15hrs a day then trying to pay my way to be interested in celebrity cunts. Still not interested in celebrity cunts , but now not working can devote more of my time and energy to getting agitated and incandescent with rage and hate about so many new subjects. 😡🤬

  26. I didnt know anyone who was a fan when i was at school in the nineties.
    The media pushed a narrative of Blur vs Oasis but nobody of my generation gave a shit.
    More people were into American rock and rap than Britpop and indie.

    • All I know about them is there were two brothers who continually slagged each other off and the singer had a horrible voice.

  27. Didn’t these two twats try acting the hard cunt somewhere abroad, ending up getting a thorough punching?
    Shame there’s no film of the incident on YouTube 😁
    Wankers…

  30. probaly the most overated crap pair of losers ever to try and lip sync ever. Absolute garbage.

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