Now, in certain quarters, this lot are being ‘reassessed’, with people who didn’t used to to like them giving it the rose tinted stuff and all that ‘They weren’t that bad compared to the crap that’s around today.’ sentimentality. Oh, and that one: ‘At least they were a proper band’.
Well, popular music is so bad now, even Dido or James Blunt sounds good next to the likes of Ed Sheercunt and Titless Swift. But giving Oasis due for being the most unoriginal band in musical history? That’s just taking the piss.
Aside from their notorious bullshitting, staged fights and self mythologizing bollocks, these cunts nicked from other artists time and time again.
Now, I can hear someone say ‘Yeah, we know. T-Rex and the New Seekers’. But there are more of them, fucking loads in actual fact. Everyone from Thin Lizzy to Cliff Richard (straight up) has been pilfered by that unibrowed bluenose knobhead Noel.
And as for them being a ‘real’ band? A band that had four drummers, four bassists, and two rhythm guitarists? As soon as the orignal line-up broke up, it was the Gallaghers and loads of sidemen. It was hardly a magic mix like Daltrey, Townshend, Moon and Entwistle.
If people want to get nostalgic about 90s bands and all that Britpop bollocks, then can find better than them to eulogise. Simple fact is they weren’t very good then and they aren’t very good now.
Here is a complete list of all the songs they nicked. Has to be seen to be believed.
Nominated by: Norman
I thought that 90’s music was utter shite, largely a collection of wannabe ‘angry young men’ a right bunch of talentless surly fuckers. Those Oasis cunts murdered Slade’s ‘Cum on feel the noize’. They should be cunted for that alone.
One of those Gallagher cunts used to live quite near me in London back then. There was always a group of dopey teenage groupies hanging outside his house, waiting to get a glimpse of the knuckle dragger.
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Proper dicks these pair wouldn’t give them air space 👎👎
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They’re both arseholes but I have a fond memory of the songs Slide away, Roll With It and a few others along with the likes of Ocean Colour Scene, Stereophonics, Manics, Blur, Suede, Pulp, Placebo, Del Amitri etc. as I was a teenager and starting to meet girls and knocking about with some mates.
Going on bike rides and long summer evenings staying out until the wee hours.
Drinking alcopops and going on a camping trip in the summer holidays from school. Some of the conversations we had back then were hilarious and would probably get us hung in this censorious age we live in.
Fast forward a few decades and one of the lads who I looked up to topped himself a few years back. Tragic. When I was at school he was great a football and went out with the most attractive girls and was a real laugh.
I always thought he’d end up doing something amazing.
I was the quiet, studious kid, but he sort of took me under his wing in a way.
I remember at his funeral they played Cast no Shadow by Oasis. I’d held it together up to that point and then that was it.
I used to prefer some of the American alt-rock bands too.
Stone Temple Pilots, Weezer, Third Eye Blind, Matchbox 20, Smashing Pumpkins, Pearl Jam, Greenday, No Doubt.
I was dead keen on Gail Porter back in the 90s (among others).
https://ilarge.lisimg.com/image/15261859/1118full-gail-porter.jpg
She was a babe back then.
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Nearly 20 years later this still makes me laugh aaaah kid.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJZoYN93RHY
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They’ve only been cunted twice?! Quite astonishing for two monumental tosspots…
And that Patsy Kensit is a cunt and all. The slag married Liam just because he was a rock star and she wanted to live off his fame, Yoko style. Funny, that every bloke sh’s marries is a celebrity of some kind. Fucking fried egg tits starfucker.🙄
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Like a lot of things oasis were very much of the time, but like a lot of britpop underachievers were also hyped to fuck, elastica, boo radleys etc etc. Taylor swift however is ok in my book and I’m 50 so I’m not her target audience. Young taylor is easy on the eye, a savvy buisness woman, writes her own stuff, fucks her record companies over, loves her family and lives in the uk. Whats not to like.
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Saw Noel Gallagher walking round Southport once with his mum who was pushing Anais in a pram.
It was a red hot day and everyone’s walking about in shorts and T-shirts etc. that fucking stupid, look at me everyone cunt had boots, jeans and a long military style camouflage jacket fastened right up to his chin. He must have been baking the silly bastard.
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