Giovanna Drago is a cunt, isn’t she.
This conceited bitch is sueing the council because a pot-hole in the road caused an accident which resulted in a broken leg. No, she was neither driving nor cycling; she was on an electronic scooter illegally whizzing along a road in the dark.
It doesn’t matter whether they wear helmets, knee pads, are insured, or festoon their nerd-trolley with Christmas decorations, these arrogant fuckwits are dodging the law. They are worse to be behind than a 65-year-old lycra-clad cyclist or a farmer cunt doing 9 mph in his turd tractor.
Most of these hipster shitbiscuits who use these childish boards are stoned anyway and have cheated the Angel of Death for too long.
Pot-holes are a fucking menace and the shit-heads at the council should fix the problem. Nonetheless, the shit-heads should also countersue this Balkan-named skank and force the latté-quaffing cuntwit to fill in the potholes herself.
Nominated by: Captain Magnanimous
I hope the skank gets done for illegal use of one of these fucking nuisances. They’re a menace.
Aye up Cap’n.
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Another drago defeated by a rocky.(road).
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Scrolling through this on my phone, the nanosecond I saw the phrase “farmer cunt doing 9 mph in his turd tractor”, I knew who wrote the nom!
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Dick Fiddler is currently spluttering on his late afternoon snifter of Bushmills.
“I can go a lot fucking slower than that!!”
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Obviously a cunt for her e-scooter and legal antics. But holding that fucking ubiquitous pouting pose with a mobile in front of a mirror makes her a quadruple cunt. Doubtless about to be posted on Facefuck.
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A couple of cunt points should probably be deducted, CMC.
With that exotic name, she’ll not bat an eyelid when a saucy gentlemen goes to burglarise her botty.
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I had a look on Amazon, just picked the first cunt scooter in the list, hey presto
Legal Disclaimer
Electric scooters are not to be used on footpaths, pavements, cycle lanes or roads in the UK.
Recent changes to law focuses on rental and not privately owned electric scooters.
It is the complete responsibility of the customer to ensure that you operate your e-scooter within all country and local laws.
The customer assumes all liability and risk associated with the use of electric scooter.
Case closed, all cost to be paid by the cheeky fucking slag along with medical bills.
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👏👏👏👏👏
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Nailed it sick!
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Another classic tale of Britain. Declare the dodgy dangerous scooters illegal to use on public highways and pavements. Then allow anyone to buy them. Then have ‘trials’ to see how many people they can injure. All in the name of energy saving!! Then let PC plod turn a blind eye.
I would have paid to see this tart fall off.
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I’d only pay if it was guaranteed she’d fall in front of a juggernaut
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Local Karens spray painted every bump and rough spot on the sidewalks in the interest of peace and safety.
They assume some drooling 80 IQ mong will have the ability to look around.
Honk, honk!
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There are loads of them in Sheffield city centre, only a matter of time before some unfortunate pedestrian is killed.
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Mostly Bleks ride em.Pavements and roads.They don’t give a shiny shit.Plod are inept.I despair at our lawless country.😞
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The Government are at fault.Useless pricks.Crush ALL e scooters.A bleeding menace.Next time doofus rides one I hope she breaks her smegging neck.Whore bitch.
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On the same pothole! Now that would be a pip!
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E scooters are for mitmots who can’t drive,
Pass a driving test, or banned.
I wouldn’t be seen dead on one. Sniff.
I hope she broke her fuckin neck,
The foreign sounding cunt.
Good luck with your new wheelchair.
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The silly bitch would probably crash her wheelchair and then look for someone to sue.
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Ps
Mrs Drago hasn’t bloated up hasn’t she?!!
I didn’t twig it was the same bird in the header pic!
The right-hand pic looks like David Mitchell with long hair.
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Seeing as the country is skint I’d just allow the Scratter Scooter to still be sold but put a special Cunt tax on them…£3000 should damp the market down a bit.
For the existing ones I’d declare them all a Cunt Magnet and have armed police shoot any enscootered riders on sight.
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Anyhow this daft dog should count herself lucky.
In Londonistan if she fell off she’d immediately be pounced upon by a poor trafficked Albanian and solidly buggered.
I suppose she’d sue Albania and the Border Farce.
Oven.
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…and he would ride off on her scooter
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And a second time in the oven Unkle
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I had a scooter as a kid with Noddy emblazoned on it great fun but outgrew it…don’t know what the attraction is of these modern variants no road tax or petrol probably….when are they gonna invent the hoverboard to piss everyone off!
I’d go a mobility scooter now if I could afford the thing or the electric to power it….for now I’ll carry on shuffling along like I’ve crapped myself
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1st offence – 1000 quid fine, scooter impounded and crushed, law as vigorously enforced as covid lockdowns.
Repeat offence – As above with 28 days.
Habitual offender – 25000 quid fine, with adjustments to income tax rates for life if necessary, 2 years chokey.
Problem solved.
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Of that nom pic…..I would fuck the scooter
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When did the UK start being so litigious?
Jogging and breaking your leg in a pothole, maybe.
Riding an illegal vehicle, never.
But it’s as if, if you don’t get what you want, sue.
Can’t get a free house, go to court.
Smuggle some relatives in illegally, go to court.
Some one says hurty words, sue.
Where’s our fucking backbone gone?
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Disappeared years ago when Maggie died.Spineless shit weasels took over.We are a sorry country.The toilet bowl of the world.😤
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Maybe Katie Price is missing a trick here. She should take legal action against the makers of Bacardi breezer’s for putting alcohol in their drinks, Columbia for putting cocaine in the alka seltzer she snorts and her local council for putting bends in the road.
Mind you. Judging by the amount of times she’s got away with being intoxicated at the wheel, maybe she already has.
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She should sue Dwight Yorke for putting Harvey inside her.
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The N332 is the main road that runs along a huge section of the coast on the eastern part of Spain.
It is busy, hundreds of kilometers long and sections of it are notorious as being the most dangerous in the country.
For much of the route the speed limit is 90kmh.
I use it daily.
Here is a list of the transport that I have had to deal with.
The list is probably not complete……
Only yesterday there was a cunt on a bike, riding in the middle of the road.
He had his dog, on a lead running alongside him.
There is another cunt who has built his own bike to look like a rocket.
He is completely encased and it seems like he can only see forward.
I have to deal with overtaking the idiot perhaps every week.
Bikes are everywhere, especially on the scenic mountain stretches.
Often struggling with the inclines and riding 4 or 5 abreast.
E-scooters used by kids to and from school and tourists who rent them at other times.
They never have lights.
Rollerblades.
One cunt uses them with ski poles, taking up an entire lane.
Skateboards.
On a fucking main road!
Not just the normal skateboards, there is another articulated type where the twat on top of it can go forward by veering side to side.
Coming soon to the UK will be the e-board with one wheel.
It’s an electric board with one single wheel which the rider has to balance on like a surfer.
We also have 50cc cars.
These can be driven by kids with a moped licence.
Top speed is about 30kmh.
I suppose that tractor drivers can be excused.
They are working and have to get from A to B. They are probably insured and have passed a test.
However, they no longer seem to pull over to allow the huge line of traffic behind them to pass.
Why should they?
They get held up by all the unmotorised vehicles who never show any consideration.
Believe it or not, you are quite fortunate in the UK.
The terrible weather there deters the majority of these cunts.
We have to deal with this cuntitude every day and night.
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The e-board with one wheel is already here in UK, has been for a long time. I frequently see a bunch of arseholes whizzing along Bournemouth seafront on these things. I’m desperately hoping to see them hit a patch of sand and go arse over head at 30 mph or whatever lunatic speeds these cunts ride at.
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We already have the one wheeled board thingy over here.
Saw some bellend last summer riding down hill on the pavement while casually texting what I assume to be his boyfriend.
I was praying to see the cunt faceplate into a lamp post.
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We already have the one wheeled board thingy over here.
Saw some bellend last summer riding down hill on the pavement while casually texting what I assume to be his boyfriend.
I was praying to see the cunt faceplate into a lamp post.
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Riding an illegal machine on the public highway she shouldn’t have a leg to stand on. (see what I did there?)
But this is the soft as shit UK so you just know the useless judge is going to bung this foreign bitch a big wedge of taxpayers dough. Anything less would be raaaaaaaay-sism. Thus a legal precedent will be set and the floodgates will be open to every two bob cunt in the country.
Lovely Jubbly.
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I’m delighted to say we’ve attended an incident with one of these cunts, and, he was seriously injured.
Happy days!
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There is little sympathy for them here.
The Guardia Civil Just move the dead body to the side of the road and cover it with a sheet.
I see this perhaps once a year.
Not often enough in my opinion.
Rubber necking is not a big thing here.
The traffic keeps moving.
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I wish rubber-necking wasn’t so bad, here. Cardiac arrest in a public place, yesterday, fucking vultures were watching like we were filming an episode of ‘Casualty’. Poor cunt died and they’re still watching us zip him into a body bag and load him in the truck to take to the Coroners. Sure some were filming, but I was busy…
Absolute cunts.
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People drown here regularly.
Several each year on our local beach, more on other beaches with a strong undercurrent.
The red, danger flag which says ‘don’t get into the sea’ is standard throughout the world but people still risk it.
Lifeguards will pull the stupid cunts out of the sea and the ambulance crews will attend to try and save them.
Tourists stand around gawping and filming with their mobiles.
I have seen the police have to stop the filming and fuck off the onlookers.
Local people just get on with enjoying their day.
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Numbed by TV and films depicting rotting corpses, they should all be allowed to see one, for real.
My God, the stench!
You’re eating it all fucking day, you’re clothes stink, it’s fucking horrible.
Come on, morons, have a gawp!
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I’d like to get hold of the fuckers and IO them whilst their conscious. (IO is drilling a fucking big needle into a bone, done when we can’t cannulate). You want to get close, you cunts, see what that feels like.
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*they’re unconscious…
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Deport her, I don’t care if she was fucking born here. Send her Haiti.
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She needs Paul Kaye’s New York lawyer , Mike Strutter.
Stuck in a rut call the Strut.
“This dumb fuck tried to shave with some electric hedge trimmers, I got him 100k because it didn’t say not to on the box”
Art imitating life. AGAIN
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I mean life imitating life obviously
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Cunts imitating….errr….cunts.
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For FFS life imitating art😂
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That’s some fucking quality sausage-fingery there, COTL!
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What happened to art imitating art?
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There’s a cunt whizzes up and down my street on one of these things with a seat. Now I assumed he made the seat himself but I looked on t’internet and found you can buy them with seats.
Now, call me a cunt if you like, but a powered 2 wheeler with a seat is NOT a scooter, it’s a fucking motorcycle. But no tax, no insurance, no licence, no crash helmet…….and no copper doing fuck all about it.
But remember these cunts are saving the fucking polar bears so that’s ok then.
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My mate got one to get to work after losing his license.
They’re for pissheads who have been convicted of a serious motoring offence.
Remind them of this at every opportunity.
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Where there is a foreign idiot making an arsehole of themselves and hurting themselves on a street in Britain, there is a claim and we are as soft as shit and reward them for their own crass stupidity
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Exactly
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Fat, ugly, wimminz road users should be gunned down on sight.
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Yeah, like Lady Nugee on her bicycle. Clean, green and full of shit.
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Maybe Suckdick can make her a ULEZ and cordon her off.
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She hasn’t got a leg to stand on.
Pity the entitled cunt didn’t break her fucking nevk.
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You can also bet your bollocks that if one of these shitheads get hits by a bus or a lorry, then the motorist will get the blame. Student cunts and hipster knobhedas who use these scooter abominations should be drowned in liquid shit.
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Anyone over the age of 12 that rides a scooter is a cunt and deserves to be flattened by the first Lithuanian lorry driver who’s too busy watching porn to notice them.
Same as the 30-somethings resplendent in neckbeards riding kids’ BMX bikes.
Oven the cunts.
Then oven the ashes.
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As long as the cock gobling slag isnt doing all of this on a no win no fee basis that we the public are going to end up paying for, is so she should have her leccy scooter inserted sideways into her snatch that im sure looks like a butchers bin…
Oh and be forced to pay for all the council time she has wasted, i have no sympathy for penny pinching councils,but when it comes to some Romanian dooshka slag and other fuck knuckles constantly trying to screw them for a payout for their own stupidity or for things that never actually happened.
These fuckers should be forced to graffitti removal or mopping piss out of shop doorways…..cunts
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2 pints and I’d empty my big hairy swingers into her arse…
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A few days ago I was sat behind the wheel waiting for some daft looking tart to park, and as I approached, I saw she was trying to steer with one hand and her phone clutched to the side of her head with the other. Already irritated that I’d been delayed by crap parking, and her window being open, I told her politely but firmly that being on her phone was illegal and she shouldn’t be on it. Cue a torrent of rubbish including how she was late, and had lost her dog. All relayed with a heavy Eastern European-accent. I’m not saying this stuff is the sole preserve of non-British people, but I’ve increasingly found that people with certain accents seem to have absolutely no respect for the laws of the country they are lucky enough reside in. I wish I’d have suggested to look down the back of the couch for the lost dog.
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