Dead Pool [265]

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Congratulations to the Duke of Cuntshire who correctly predicted the end of an era as the Last Dambuster George “Johnny” Johnson would be the next to sadly conk out.Johnson was 101.R.I.P.

On to Dead Pool 265

The rules:

1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think are going to conk out next.It is first come first serve.No duplicates.You can always be a cunt and steal someone elses nominations from a previous pool.

2)AnYone who nominates the world’s oldest man or woman is a cunt who we will ignore.

3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4)No swapping nominations mid pool unless yours has already been taken.

5)Wins are awarded based on the time a death is reported not necessarily the chronological order of death.

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      • Ah the old Viagra side effect. With an inside knowledge of Showbiz it also afflicts many after too much botox or too many facelifts. Visited the late Roy Hudd in his dressing room where he was his traditional life and soul but strangely immobile. Noticed he had two small black flies beside each ear. Reached forward to brush them off then froze my hand a few inches away. They were actually two butterfly stitches holding up his latest face tuck. Old cunt had just remarried to a slapper thirty years younger. She finished him off within two years. Went out stiff as a board.

  3. Nigel Starmer-Smith
    Len Deighton
    Norman Jewison
    Anthony Zerbe (US actor e.g. cult leader Matthias in The Omega Man)
    Vigdís Finnbogadóttir (Iceland – worlds first democratically elected female president)

    • Sorry Mis, didn’t see u nabbed Clint

      Change Clint to Robert Redford for me admin please.

      • No probs.
        Don’t know why I pick him really?
        I’d be gutted if he croaked,!
        My favourite actor!

      • I have absolutely nothing against any of my noms (bar one) but they gotta go sometime…👍

      • Mis,

        Yeah, great actor, made some top movies, and directed them. I’ll be a bit when he goes (assuming he goes before me) but at least they’ll put loads of his movies on the box in tribute.

  5. Peter Higgs
    William Daniels (voice of KITT)
    James Earl Jones
    Dave Myers (Hairy Biker)
    Douglas Hurd

  6. The Dalai Lama
    Rupert Murdoch
    Alex Ferguson
    Eve Marie Saint
    Gary Glitter

    Well struck, Dukey.

    • Yes Mis, a hero of mine deserving of a knighthood, but ignored in favour of people like the illegal immigrant Mo Farrah.

      • Good point Duke,

        Running around, pretending to be British, earning millions and calling yourself Mo instead of Mohammed, hoping I won’t notice you’re a muzzie, or…

        Flying a deathtrap at suicidal altitude, laden with hi-explosives and fuel, getting the kitchen sink thrown at you by the Krauts, watching your mates go down in flames, to defend something that was at least worth defending then.

        A fooking disgrace luvvies and sportsball freaks, even Stephen Lawrence’s mother, who has contributed absolutely nothing to this nation, are lauded and decorated by the state and proper heroes are forgotten and neglected.

        Poor bloke must have wondered whether it was worth it. A mercy he won’t see the horrors to come.

        God rest his soul.

  10. John Carpenter
    Al Leong
    Derren Nesbitt
    Michael Berryman
    Vanessa fucking Redgrave (soon please)

    RIP Johnny. We will not see his like again…

  12. A sad loss. George “Johnny” Johnson

    Gary Ridgeway.
    Megan Markle.
    Barry Manilow.
    Stuart Hall.
    Gary Lineker.

  15. Dambuster eh? I wonder what he made of today’s world.

    Henry Kissinger
    David Gold
    Bobby Charlton
    Lord Hezzelslime
    Joni Mitchell

  19. Jimmy Carter
    Rob Burrow
    Alan Arkin
    Alan Alder
    Buzz Aldrin

    RIP Jonny a real hero and fully deserving KCBE

  21. Ted Kaczynski
    David Hockney
    Eddie Stobart
    Annette Crosbie
    Alan Greenspan

    Nice work Duke, we will never see the likes of George and the Greatest Generation again, sadly.

  22. Alan Bennett
    Alan Ayckbourn
    Alan Dershowitz
    Alan Sugar
    Alain Delon

    RIP Johnny, a true hero.

  24. Gudrun Ure
    Roger Corman
    Glynis John
    Eleanor Roselynn Carter
    Mike ‘whinging unfunny anti brexit lefty Crumpsall cunt’ Harding.

  26. Tony Blair
    Cherie Blair
    Peter Yarrow
    Paul Stookey
    George Takei
    Good darts your grace. Gutted now the last of the dam busters has gone.

  28. Jesse Jackson
    Janet Jackson
    Latoya Jackson
    Samuel L. Jackson
    Glenda Jackson
    Get that Dambusters film on repeat for a few weeks UNCUT !

    • I know what you mean JcL.
      I reckon now historical fact isn’t an issue, a remake with all the you-know-whos shoehorned in will be on the cards.

      • It’ll be a German playing the main pilot and a short haired, spicy woman playing another. Tokens operating the radios. They’ll have kind hearted Germans with back stories being bombed to show how horrid the British were.

        Get the original on repeat play.

  30. Joannaaah Plastic-Bumley
    Jilly Cooper
    Camilla Parkyer-bowels
    Daniel Barenboim
    Ton Koopman

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