Dead Pool [265]

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Congratulations to the Duke of Cuntshire who correctly predicted the end of an era as the Last Dambuster George “Johnny” Johnson would be the next to sadly conk out.Johnson was 101.R.I.P.

On to Dead Pool 265

The rules:

1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think are going to conk out next.It is first come first serve.No duplicates.You can always be a cunt and steal someone elses nominations from a previous pool.

2)AnYone who nominates the world’s oldest man or woman is a cunt who we will ignore.

3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4)No swapping nominations mid pool unless yours has already been taken.

5)Wins are awarded based on the time a death is reported not necessarily the chronological order of death.

75 thoughts on “Dead Pool [265]”

  2. Freddie Foreman
    Eddie Richardson
    Sammy Gravano
    Dominic Chianese
    John Alite

    I find it sadly ironic that Johnny Johnson fought for free speech, but now in this country you question idiotic woke ideas, mass illegal immigration etc and you are automatically ‘racist’. Free speech is nearly extinct in this country. RIP Johnny and your comrades. Proper men at a time of a proper country.

  4. Tony Bennett
    Barry Gibb
    Marrianne Faithful
    Benjamin Ferencz
    Jim Dale (last Carry On regular)

  5. Geoff Boycott
    Henry Blowers Blofeld
    Steve Wright formally in the afternoon.
    Sandi Tosvikg
    Billy fucking Bragg

    Rest in peace Mr J.

      • Damn does that mean your Deadpool nom became null and void with Dukes win? That sucks m8 if true You had him forever too lol

        I’ll wait to put my noms down in the hope they still count it

  7. He deserved a Knighthood.Bloody shocking at our “honours” list.A disgrace.People such as “Dame” Michelle Mone awarded for handouts and shit service.RIP Johnny.

  11. Damn and bugger. Had Kirstie Alley reserved for me next Pool. Was a toss up between her and Gibb for this one. As usual went the wrong way (as the Bishop said to the actress). Cheers.

  12. RIP Sir must have joined up at 18, what a crying shame the modern equivalent are such wet tosspots.

  14. Michael parkinson
    Phil cool
    Jimmy cricket
    Rob burrows
    Rolf harris

  15. I would trade in all my nominations if Megain were to cop it. The Queen dies only a few months ago, but the evil narcissistic slag is at it again, worse than ever. It’s time this country – and the royals – realised that she has to go. Otherwise, we will never ever be rid of it.

  16. I see the Deadpool Didicoys are at it again.

    Eddie Kidd
    John Cooper Clarke
    Warren Buffet
    Quentin Blake
    Rick Wakeman

  17. Dear Santa, or is it Satan? I have been a complete cunt all year to the best of my abilities and been on the ‘naughty list’ many times. Could you please make sure that these cunts reach their expiry date this month?
    1) Mistletoe and Wine God bothering, Op YewTree dodging cunt Cliff ‘Colostomy Bag’ Richard
    2) Meghan ‘Cunt of all cunts’ Markle
    3) Harry ‘dribbling imbecile and Walt’ Wales
    4) Ngozi ‘N*gnog walt and lying cunt’ Fulani
    5) Harvey ‘Lick your windows, Mr?’ Price

  18. RIP Mr. Johnston

    Group Captain John lPaddy “ Hemingway DFC (Last BoB pilot)
    John Cruikshank VC (Last VC of WW2)
    Glynis Johns (Actress and sexual fantasy of Lord Briyanij
    Mohamed Al-Fayed (Former Shopkeeper)
    Sandy Gall (Former reporter and newscaster)

      • Tell you what Mr Wanksock.
        If she doesn’t kick it soon I’ll seriously have to consider strangling the piss sodden old bat myself.

  19. Cleo Laine
    Richard Chamberlain
    Virginnia Mckenna
    Robert Blake (us actor)
    Alan Alda (actor, Mash)

  20. Lord Lucan
    George Soros
    Glenda Jackson and her incredibly hairy pussy
    Ian Hislop, can smugness be fatal?
    That Sawalha cunt, the fat annoying talentless one, not the scrawny annoying one with very limited talent.

  21. Just realised list not diverse enough, can I swap Lucan who may have been certified dead, but the Daily Mail says isn’t, for Ru Paul. Was visited by the virgin Mary who told me the 3rd secret of Fatima is that Philip Schofield will fuck his butt so hard that he gets knocked off his high heels and plummets to his doom.
    At least I think thats what she said, I was pretty pissed at the time and she was mumbling while giving mer a polish. 25 fucking quid and no discount for alcohol induced floppiness. God moves in mysterious ways, it’s best not to try and analyse His motivation.

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