Christmas TV Adverts (4)

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I remember when Christmas TV adverts were fun and had no pretensions or political agenda. Joe Brown advertising for Woolies. Eric and Ernie playing Atari arcade games, the Famous Grouse adverts. But now every commercial is either smug, pretentious, or fucking woke. Here are the ones that annoy me the most…

Greedy Hollywood bastards like Natalie Portman and Julia Roberts advertising the latest overpriced bottled piss by Dior or Calvin Klein. Haven’t these money grabbing cunts got enough money?

The ‘traditional’ Christmas advert being blackjacked. The one where there’s a typical British family around the dinner table in the traditional setting. Then a black bloke appears as ‘master of the house’ carrying the turkey. How and why? He’s the only black person there. It doesn’t make sense. The usual logic defying woke bollocks. Just shoehorn the dark personage in regardless.

Also, every white woman in these adverts has to be with a black man. According to these modern Christmas commercials, every marriage in the UK is mixed race, and every family has one white kid and one black kid. Total bollocks, of course.

The staggeringly pretentious chocolate adverts. That Lindt/Lindor one. Where some daft cow goes on about it being made ‘especially for you by the Master Chocolatier’. That’s the sort of bullshit that Viz’s Foodie Bollocks and Real Ale Twats takes the piss out of. Who gives a fuck, as long as they can eat it? Also, the ridiculous crunching sound, that sounds like Richie from Bottom getting his bollocks caught in the door. It used to be Roses, Quality Street and Chocolate Orange. Now it’s all this overpriced teeth rotting shite.

Well past it celebrities who were never that good anyway advertising Christmas. That Dawn French fairy thing on the M&S commercials? Which bright spark thought of that? As if an unfunny minger like Dawn fucking French is going to boost sales. The old M&S Christmas adverts with sexy birds in lingerie were much better. After her sickening ‘BLM’ Vicar of Dibley episode, Fatty French should have been banned from telly for life, the cunt.

And Tesco usually always choose some smug celebrity cunt for their Christmas adverts (as if the cunt in the advert actually shops there). I dare say James Corden’s fat face will be on some Christmas advert or other. In actual fact, this year’s Tesco ad is a ‘lecture’ to ‘educate’ us about the cost of living crisis. Naturally, it’s crammed with dark personages. Patronising as fuck.

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Nominated by: Norman

And supported by: DCI Gene Cunt

Top-notch cunting that I’d like to second, if I may. The ‘family’, sitting around the table eating Christmas dinner? It looks like the dining table at the United fucking Nations. Whichever company that’s advertising. Don’t forget the ubiquitous frizzy-haired mixed-race kids that Dickens’d have sweeping chimneys with their frizzy nuts in one of his books. Bring back PROPER Christmas ads:

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Enjoy the clip, and shed a tear at what/who we’ve lost.

90 thoughts on “Christmas TV Adverts (4)”

  1. I believe the census says something like 3% of the population is black.

    I think they must all have been given jobs on these adverts.

    The message is obvious. If you can work it out.

  2. Fucking hell!…….1978. I couldn’t see a single BAME in that advert and I could actually name all the slebs. Fucking Pat Coombs…….who remembers her? Henry Cooper? I’m feeling all nostalgic. 😥

    • Did you see the couple of seconds where Gary Glitter carries Woolworths value brand chloroform past the camera, Freddie?

      • no, I didn’t, but Fred West did, and all the BBC radio 1 DJs in the 1970s, jingle jangle, jingle jangle, now then, now then, ..

    • That 70’s Christmas Woolies ad today, would be them ‘darkies’ filling their boots & looting the place. How times have changed.

  3. it seems every advert now has a black or brown partner in advertising now, is it so kind of alternative universe that this is happening? I don’t know of a single family like the portrayals in the adverts I have never seen a Chinese man and a white Anglo Saxon origin woman on any advertising or a native American Indian person with a black person, why are these advertising companies obsessed with a mixed race couple? all it’s achieving is fuck all, it won’t convince me to purchase anything, do companies in Nigeria or Ghana use the same advertising style in Africa? like fuck do they.. oven for all of them

  5. Barely watch live TV anymore so I don’t catch much w@gaganda the advertising cunts are peddling.

    • Barely watch live TV anymore so I don’t catch much w💩gaganda the advertising cunts are peddling.

  6. Splendid though the noms are, they don’t mention the wastefulness and danger* of including benders being all over each other advertising TK Maxx or whatever…🤢

    * puking up your entire Christmas dinner is dangerous for older men.

  7. The only white couple/family I’ve seen on the Christmas ads, is the one with the divorced parents and the kid wanting them to be back together.

    Fuck off lol.

      • Talking of disabled, Harry Kane will be home just in time to do a Christmas advert.

        He can advertise flights on Elon Musk’s Space-X, to visit the outer reaches of The Solar System to see the penalty football he skied last night.

    • Morning CB, all.

      I am lost for words how a professional athlete that does nothing but train for those type of situations cannot hit a target the size of 2 barn doors from 10 paces.

      If the mouth-breathing muppet spent as much time on practising as he does worrying about bum-sexers he might do a bit better.

      • He shat himself. He respotted the ball because he was too nervous. Couldn’t compose himself.

        He felt immense pressure, but he shouldn’t have.

        Nobody gave a fuck because of all the preachy shite coming out of the England camp.

        Silly twat.

  8. That spoon that used to do the Halifax adverts used to piss me off.

    You’re not going to let him babysit are you, let alone give him your mother’s maiden name.

    If they want a proper representation of the average sambo’s house at Christmas it should be a council shit-pit, reeking of cannabis, with empty cans of Red Stripe strewn around the room, multi coloured brats in soiled nappies and his bitches ‘being nice to his friends’.

    • Didn’t Howard piss off Halifax by counting them out on some woke shite? Possibly the pronoun badges stuff?

      I’ll let him off if he did.

      • Typical if he did, didn’t mind being a token black when he was getting paid to open supermarkets did he?

        I’ve noticed an appalling lack of white people in Nigerian banking scams, racism in all its glory.

  9. It’s a wicked lie perpetrated by the White patriarch that Father Christmas was a White European from the North, intended to bring good cheer to the long, cold, dark European winters. As all school age children will soon be taught, he was originally from the South Sudan and bravely rode a dinghy across the channel to educate evil Whitey on Critical Race Theory, slavery reparations, climate change and mixed-race relationships. Therefore, it’s only right that all Christmas adverts are politicised and blackjacked. Get to fuck.

    • “That was a party political broadcast on behalf of the Conservative Party”
      The useless fucking wankers…

  12. Cheap and nasty adverts for cheap and nasty goods with cheap and foreign actors in them.

    Full Christmas Turkey Bird Flu Oven.

  13. The BBC had a programme last week. Cops and Robbers. In Aberdeen. And guess what? The hero was Jamaican. On secondment to Aberdeen. Ludicrous with shite acting. Tripe.
    So all these fuckers in the adverts must be ‘on secondment.’ 1 in 20 of the population becomes 1 in 2 on the telly. On secondment.

    • why is there no secondment in mugging?
      answers on a postcard to James o Brien
      LBC radio Londonstabistan

  14. Don’t watch it. It’s shite. Some mongs were talking at work this week. Apparently the BB fuckin C is showing pretty much the same shite as they have over the last three Christmas days. I told them to get a life and that PornHub will be my go to on Christmas Night. I expect I’ll get HRd by one of the sensitive fuckers next week.

    I’ve an idea for a festiv porn movie, Mrs Santa Claus unwrapping various sex toys over the 12days….

    🎼On the first day o Christmas my true love sent to me a 12inch vibrating butt plug ……

    A for the fuckers that gush over the John Lewis or M&S Christmas ads, they should be ovened for longer than a turkey.

  17. Well, you may as well enjoy Christmas while it’s still here. Soon it will be all about Diwali, Ramadamadingdong, Eid, Stephen Lawrence Day, George Floyd Day, Slave Emancipation Day etc.
    One long apology for being white and British.

    Cunts.

  18. Christmas blackverts, all year round blackverts…..

    Modern Britain, how quickly it has changed. Fucking hate it

  19. Apart from the token dark keys. Caramac coloured offspring and Z list celebs, there are many other things wrong with modern ads.
    Retailers used to actually give an indication of what they had on offer. Woolies telling you they did the cheapest tins of quality street. Curry’s advertising the fact that you could get a Sinclair spectrum 10 quid cheaper there than anywhere else.
    Nowadays it’s all about ‘sending a message to our customers’, which I often interpret as ‘fuck off whitey’.
    And those fucking supermarket adverts depicting the family dinner table absolutely groaning under a feast that Henry VIII would have found over the top. That’s a fucking great idea in the middle of a cost of living crisis.
    I’d love to meet one of the advertising execs who come up with this kind of shit and kick them in the cunt!

    • You’d probably have to fly to Monaco. I doubt any of the cunts who cook this shit up would soil their expensive shoes by setting foot on this done for little island…

    • Morrisons is where we’ve got ours. Big tub of Quality Street for four quid. Fucking seven quid for the same tub in Tesco though. Bugger that. And an even smaller tin of those overrated Lindor things for 11 pound? Screw that too…

      Quality Street fortunately haven’t changed much. But Roses are now – sadly- shite. All the good ones they used to have in it taken out, crappy ‘eco freindly’ wrappers, and now made with a shitty Cadburys chocolate subsitute from a factory in Poland or some other Eastern Bloc shithole.

      And yeah, we don’t get those ‘bargain’ festive commerials any more. It’s now some cunt egging people on to place bets and get hooked on gambling, or saying shit like ‘X-Box at only 299 pounds!’ Fucking ‘only’ two hundred and ninety nine fucking pounds?!! Your modern firm doesn’t give a fuck about the normal UK family, and they think nothing of encouraging parents to financially cripple themeslves for their spoilt as fuck brats,so they don’t kick off on Christmas Day. Yet they will indulge Francis Biggers and Cyril MacDuffs at every turn.🙄

  20. All these woke wankers are doing is paving the way for a British Hitler. Lets see if the wokies enjoy that.

    As regards mixed race couples in my lifetime I’ve known three.

  21. Being the miserable cunt that I am, I really don’t get involved in Christmas. It’s all about greedy cunts and outdoing each other on presents. That being the case I don’t suffer the Christmas adverts as if I happen to be back in the UK I stay away from TV shows and prefer to watch pre 2020 movies. They have very few n*gnogs and if they are they are the bad guys and quite rightly so. No manners, no breeding and no interest in doing anything positive! So, without further ado let me wish you all a shit Christmas, fellow cunters!

  23. I don’t actually watch this sh1te any more, since I gave up the TV/BBC. The big plus is no indoctrination built into the programs either – although good content to stream is hard to find (there’s only so many episodes of Clarkson’s Farm!).

    It’s the modern zeitgeist though, everyone goes along with it because they are frightened of being ostracised/losing their job. I’d bet 90% of people don’t actually like it but keep shtum.

    I wish a few high level executives would make a stand against it. Like, maybe, the boss of a big car company. “If you are banning petrol cars in 2030 I’ll sell them until 2028 and then I’ll completely pull all my operations from your countries and move east while your economies sink. And I’ll make advert’s about power and top speed featuring straight caucasians only and if you don’t like that I’ll pull the plug early. Get to fuck!” If only – Trump would do it we need a “business trump”!

  24. I’m dreaming of a white/black/bit of both Christmas, just like the ones I used to know….

    Morning you chaps.

  25. Where do I start
    Christmas is an excuse for overindulgence
    Black verbs have taken over
    The reality is father appears once a year with a pair of stolen expensive trainers and a PlayStation whilst single white mum feeds them all year from the council house
    He stays the odd night then finds another lonely milf with kids to bleed dry
    Stereotypes maybe but that’s from experience
    No licence so don’t and can’t watch it
    Even you tube is advert infested , just puts me off buying anything
    The future for this country is scary
    My only hope is the regular gang on isac are really important mps and are planning an overthrow
    The likes of Fiddler as pm with MNC Thomas. Miles Freddy. Terry and more front benches
    I go to Isac to get my news it’s better than the 70s

  26. Seeing that I don’t go in for viewing ads, even before blacks came on the scene, you lad’s must let me know when the ultimate one comes along with baby black Jesus and the three wise white men bearing gifts in cotton wool.

  27. I’m waiting for Christmas Night With the Stars, when Billy Cotton Bud shouts Awakay ! Awakay ! and the White and Black Minstrels go into their usual routine. Sorry to let you down lads, that’s it.

  29. There is one thread about an Me 108 being rebuilt in America by Kermit Weeks and his merry men. Spoilt by ad breaks. Is it worth sending the CEO a fuck off email? Silly fucking cow, one video had four advert breaks in it. She can fuck herself before I pay over the wonga to watch it ad free.

  30. I think I’ve only seen one advert where the man is white and the woman is black. Strange isn’t it? It’s never that way round.

    Must be the woke’s unhealthy obsession with the mix of bmws (not the car) and filthy cuckold faggotry.

    If they want to get nailed by Jamal and catch herpes and the like then carry on but keep it to yourselves, snicker lickers.

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