Baroness Mone

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Former saucy pants Czarina and walking facelift and booblift influencer (don’t have them ladies) Michelle Mone (now Baroness Mone OBE ‘for services to the Lingerie Industry” I kid you not due to enoblement at the suggestion of David Cameron) has been caught up in the PPE scandal re supply of dodgy and unuseable medical gowns at extortionate prices during the Covid Emergency.

My Lady has taken “a leave of absence from The Lords” due to certain embarrassments resulting from allegations of stuffing her crotchless knickers and those of her family with non legit moolah at a time of crisis for the nation. She is an astute business woman so what better time to rip off the nation than at a time of crisis….Surely not another Tory Spiv?

Falls into a theme of a golden pathway of Fast Track Contracts provided by HMG for those with close connections to the Tory Government to the exclusion of experienced and efficient suppliers. Pigs in a private trough funded by the taxpayer sort of thing.

Medpro is the company in question and the Honorable Lady denies any connection to wrongdoing. Very large sums of moolah (£200 mill+) are at the centre of the allegations.

Grauniad Link.

Nominated by : Sir Limply Stoke

91 thoughts on “Baroness Mone”

  2. Seems she was only doing what all other politicians seem to have been up to. No excuse of course, but I honestly feel she is the fall guy for a lot of others. Nice tits though !

    • Matt Hancock was up to his neck in all kinds of dodgy PPE contracts yet his reputation is somewhat restored by eating wombat bollocks. Funny old world. No doubt Baroness Bone has got sticky fingers but like you say, its expected of the cunts.

  3. For every one that gets caught I figure at least 100 do not. Politics is a get rich quick scheme where you check your morals, and conscience at the door. Busting her will only show the rest to be more careful.

  4. If I was as innocent as this light fingered scrubber claims I’d be suing the arse off the Guardian and finish the cunts for good. But she has done nothing except duck out of sight and hope it goes away.
    Guilty as fuck!

  7. Well, I don’t suppose that any of us are too surprised that yet another of these loathsome creatures has been caught with their snouts and trotters in the trough.

  8. No harm in spicing up the NHS with sexy medical gowns with cut aways in the appropriate places and boob tassels. Certainly make routine minor operations more enjoyable.

  9. I’d spite fuck the stupid Scottish witch. For 10 minutes or so.
    Grasping Highland slapper should do time.

    • Sure you would, Asian Urethra, sure you would. Your hatred of Scottish people shining through again only days after you scream about all the racism on this site. You are so full of shit, urethra.

      • It’s not racist to call Scottish cunts cunts, its just a grim region of the same island I live on, and apart from poor diet and hygiene, ginger hair and rampant nationalism, we are he same race.
        Thank you for consolidating my already low opinion of the dour cunts.
        Now go get your shoe shine box….

      • LOL – another wee Scots gimp crying racism where none exists.
        Gordon, do you seriously believe the Scots belong to a different racial grouping to that of the Welsh or English?

      • Well, you’ve been banned twice already, although it doesn’t seem to work.
        You’ve been trolling my comments for some time, for nothing in particular, just being a cunt for the sake of it. I suppose you are goading me in the hope I get banned for retaliation, and for some reason you continually get away with it.
        I avoid your childlike ramblings, try doing the same, or at least have something to say about the post, not the person.

      • Grow up. You’re nearly 60. I just talk to you man to man, confront your nonsense and you can’t take it, you have no recourse. I’m done with you this year.

        Have a great Christmas and New Year, mate.
        All the best.
        🙂

      • Gord’s bored with his fairy lights already.
        And it’s only December the 14th!
        Never mind, he’s clearly got his ticky-fairy working overtime.

      • Imagine being that fucked in the head that you can’t accept that there is more than one person who thinks you’re a knob. 🤣🤣🤣

        Morning mirror account 3, I mean RTC. 😉

      • Imagine referring to yourself as a urethra! Hahaha! And he wants to be taken seriously as a man in the world! Hahaha! And intellectual colossus bestriding cyberspace with his BBC News and Daily Mail links and support of Joe Biden and Zelenkyy and his daily rages at things that don’t actually affect him, like Donald Trump and hip hop idiots who say they love Hitler. But he sees no problem in Ukrainian soldiers who say they love Hitler! Hahaha! He’s so disingenuous, so disingenuous, a moralizing, sanctimonious phony! Now he’s a defender of Islam! Hahaha! And screams to us that we are racists, hateful, etc! Hahaha! Yet HE is the one filled with rage over fuck all.

        I wish you will in 2023, my friend, it’s going to be a tough one for you, eating humble pie when the bliztkreig of truth-bombs drop regarding all the bullshit you believe in.

        Peace and love, I mean that sincerely. I only want you to take many, many chill pills and enjoy your life as right now, you are heading for misery. Not my doing. I’m trying to help you by making you see how ridiculous it is to look at life the way you do, so super-serious, injuring toddlers in supermarkets and not apologizing, then bragging about it? Yikes. You need to do mushrooms or something.

        Once again, let me say: have a great Christmas and New Year.
        Peace. 🙂

      • “Peace and love, I mean that sincerely”
        “Once again, let me say: have a great Christmas and New Year.
        Peace. 🙂”

        Passive-aggression steroids – LOL!

      • Afternoon Gutstick, Minge. 👍

        I see our wee Scotch brother has been up to his old tricks again… 🙄

        My advice: DNFTT.

        Easier said than done, I admit.

        But as Joe Walsh put it, “you can’t argue with a sick mind.”

  10. Interesting that it was the Pig Shagger who put this tart in the Lords. He also found a place for a certain Karren Brady as well as bunging her a CBE. A lot of questions could be asked about his relationship with Brady and why he and Jellyfish (Mayor of Stabistan at the time) awarded the Olympic Stadium to West Ham for next to fuck all. But nobody asked those questions and it’s all forgotten now.
    Corrupt fucking cunts.

  12. The saddest part is that nobody is particularly surprised..it is what we have come to expect from our politicians…we are no better than some fucking banana republic.

  14. Shows the difference between ordinary working people and the politicians.

    When the pandemic first hit and they started lockdown, no one knew much about COVID.

    Mine like I’m guessing most people was

    “How do I keep my family safe”.

    The Baroness first thoughts was

    “How do I scam these plebs? There’s money to be made”.

    Sociapath.

  15. Of course, far be it from me to suggest that the actions of her children as mentioned in this article – https://archive.is/N13a1 – are those reminiscent of your typical weegie ‘legitimate businessman’ doing a bit of the old Persiling of the cash they really worked hard to scam/extort/steal…sorry, earn.

    Tory bastards.

  16. If i were her arresting officer i’m sure we could come to a mutual agreement that involves me giving her a jolly good seeing to 💪

  17. It’s so cold today the mums dropping their kids off at school near me have got 2 pair of pyjamas on.

  18. The modern politician’s mantra: “Ask not what you can do for your country, ask how you can fuck over the taxpayers for as much and as efficiently as possible.”

  21. I’d still love to fuck it and allow her to shoot squirty cream all over my balls and lick it off. She would make any mafia boss look like a minnow with the amount she pickpocketed.

  22. I would bend her over and stick my tongue so far up her growler when she opens her mouth it would look like she has two tongues

  24. I looked up some images of her on line. I would like to play Santa with her and empty my sack.

  25. Yet another politician who is completely untrustworthy and corrupt, fuck me i think the Nigerian government could be a shining example of honesty and intregety that our cunts could one day aspire to and thats saying something….

  30. Total cunt, just like the rest of them….

    Reckon I still would though, at a push. She looks well dirty…

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