The Onanistic BBC (77)

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Christopher Hitchens once said that self praise is no praise, , but I’m not sure the BBC have ever heard this before as they always seem so in love with whatever crap programme they’re pushing to help with their socio-cultural engineering project.

Since the days when the One Show was first broadcast i’ve noticed the internal self-cross-promotion of programmes, certain actors, presenters, singers and comedians all appearing on each others’ programmes, sucking each other off and living in a delusional, lefty world quite removed from the rest of Britain.

This onanistic tendency has become so demented as Strictly cum mincing celebrates the centenary of its broadcaster with contestants dancing to themes from BBC programmes, with an audience groaning with BBC employees (such as Sarah Cox) sycophantically whooping and clapping.

The narcissism of this organisation is staggering and reminds me of the state-backed clap-alongs of North Korea.

When Charlie Brooker wrote somewhat scathingly about the Express and Daily Star promoting Richard Desmond’s other products, I thought ‘take a look closer to home, you ugly twat!’

The BBC are as guilty as Desmond or Murdoch, but far more zealous in their ‘messaging’.

Nominated by: Cuntamus Prime

62 thoughts on “The Onanistic BBC (77)”

  1. Nobody loves the BBC more than the BBC. Everybody else thinks they are cunts……..and still that bastard Linekunt gets away with it! 😡

  3. I can’t fucking wait for the annual shitfest that is Children in Need. Another excuse to spunk millions on fucking Africa. If you’re begging at least give the cash locally. Cunts.

    • I hate to nitpick but I think you’re thinking of that shitfest Red Nose Day. That’s the massive scam in which the pig-shit thick British public support African dictators and finance corruption and their wars, pissing money away abroad in a sickening golden shower of corruption.
      Children in Need is helping British kids i think.
      I could be wrong though.

      • Children in need is sat on over 200 mil they don’t even know where to spend it apart from the salary’s on cunts who administer it.

    • It will be interesting to see what fantastically made up total of donations will be this year, should be give what you can not this text 5 10 or what we demand from you, thieving cunts. Mr putin hit the bbc building first please.

    • Talking of firebombing, it appears that the chap who did the illegal immigration camp was an “extreme ” right winger. So one must assume that if anyone in this country resorts to direct action in response to the woke left liberal multicultural agenda they are a Nazii.

      Shame then the term ” communist ” is not applied the the lefty liberal twats that are trying / gained control of this once great country….

      💩

      • Yes, his social media was full of anti immigrant, anti LGBT, anti Muslim “rhetoric”. Just like millions of other people.
        No evidence that he was working in conjunction with others but it’s still a “terrorist” incident. That damn “extreme right wing” again. The cunts are everywhere……..literally!

      • As far as the BBC are concerned, anyone to the right of Sir Kneeler are “far-right”. It’s odd how the BBC never ever called Corbyn, McDonnell, Lammy, the Flabbott out for being “far-left”. It’s all part of their subtle, continuous brainwashing of anyone who pays for the privilege of being brainwashed by them. The BBC are infested with onanistic cunts, from top to bottom.

  5. The cunts are delusional but they can afford to be,what with being awash with their licence fee scam tax money.

    How long before they bin Children in Need for Immigrant in Need?

    Presented by a sad faced Lenny “professional racist cunt”Henry?

    The fucking swine undermine everything that was once great about our country.

    They are a filthy nest of traitors and should be gassed.

    • Perhaps its a knockout is needed, on the cliffs at dover, artillery to pick out the boats before reaching our shores. I’d watch it.

  6. More and more people are just flat refusing to pay the telly tax.

    Of course, if the natural course of events is allowed to flow the beeb will go bust. And, Of course, the Labour party will not allow this to happen to their propaganda machine.

    Telly tax will be added to internet invoices automatically.

  7. Just cancel your telly licenses…I did it 2 years ago and all they’ve done is send me pathetic, empty threat letters every couple of months.
    I’d love to be an utter cunt to one of their licence “officers” on my doorstep, but haven’t seen hide nor hair of one of those assholes.

    • You wicked man Thomas.
      Gary linecunt needs your telly tax to be able to take all those poor migrants into his mansion.

  8. Miserable Northern Cunt’s mate Peter Hitchens did an article in the Daily Fail recently about the BBC.

    The rot really started with the appointment of Hugh Greene as Director General who reportedly said “We are going to use this organisation to change the way the rest of the country thinks. We want them to see stuff they don’t like. We don’t really care if they complain”.

    That was over fifty years ago but I doubt he knew what shit bomb fuse he had just lit.

  10. I remember laughing at the panel on the BBC during the World Athletics.

    If I recall correctly, you had a black gay (Colin Jackson) a tuppence licker (Claire Balding) and a midget (Ellie Wotserface).

    I’m still waiting for the BBC to take note of my complaint about them not being inclusive enough when it comes to employing pundits and commentators with advanced tourettes.

    “Yes, I agree Claire. The Spanish athlete FUCK OFF CUNT is on top form and SHOULD SUCK MY FUCKING BALLS YOU DOG do well in the final YOU SPUNK ENCRUSTED HEDGEHOG!”

    • Afternoon CB…through a series of amusing coincidences, I’d rather to see Colin Jackson doing a swimming race; blacks are particularly good at swimming.
      But much more, I’d like to see Ellie Symonds forced to do 110m hurdles, especially wearing her Strictly gown and shoes.

      • Would it be even more amusing to throw hand grenades at them?

        I think so…but to give them a sporting chance it must be in the rules that the grenadier has several stiff drinks of his choice before opening fire.

      • Their better at running Thomas , especially from the scene of a crime .
        The heartless bastards have no empathy or souls

  11. ‘Why you can trust the BBC’, not a question but a fucking statement according to them, they are economical with the whole truth and as the nom suggested just rehash the same message with the same cunts.

    What ever happened to balance, just watch QT and the only ‘right wing’ voice is a new labour Conservative, it’s very, very left and the cunts think Joe public buy into it.

    The BBC should come clean and and admit they are fucking left wing, and then fuck off.

  12. Uurgh, you mentioned nasal bucket Sarah Cox who, not only has an accent so sharp it could wilt flowers, has a voice so goose-like, it could give you a nosebleed at 100 paces. How the fuck do talentless turds like this snot-volcano con people into being given jobs? She has neither the face, nor voice, nor body, nor personality for radio or TV. I bet her breath stinks like a farmer’s hankie.

    • One of those annoying 90’s ladettes el Cappo. Along with Denise Van Outen and Zoe Ball who have somehow managed to sustain a successful TV career despite little to no talent.

      Jayne Middlemiss is still looking very shagable.

      • I had to look up Middlemass, Liquors. Yes, she would receive it, and a second helping of jam. No to the others, although Tommy the Tank might have a go at Zoe Ball or even Jo Whiney.

      • I fancied her got to admit. I also wanted to violate that Geordie blonde lass who regularly did Glastonbury. She was in a shite band. Still looks good now.

        Sara Cox was fit as. A bit common, so I reckon she would’ve taken it up the shitter and probably have sucked the shite off your bellend, the dirty mare. Avoid kissing is all I can say.

      • Middlemiss got her tits out on Page 3, as I recall.😉

        Denise had a cracking pair of whammers and all.

        Hated Zoe Ball and still do. A gargantuan cunt.

        I’d have tubbed Shooting Stars era Ulrika. But she looks like a bleached prune now…☹

      • She got her arse and knockers out in some film about rugby league, back in the 90’s.

        Marvelous.

      • Janus, van Outen and Middlemiss, in their prime, without a doubt.

        My mates loved Dani Behr. A bit too ‘Playboy’ for me. Looks more like the telly tarts we get now.

  13. Onanisn is mistakenly defined as ‘masturbation’. But the correct definition is ‘coitus Interruptus’.

    Onan didnt want to lose his inheritance by producing an heir with his dead brother’s wife.

    That’s why he ‘spilled his seed’ on the ground.

  14. The BBC is a pile of putrid cunt gunge. I could list all the reasons but whats the point.

  15. The cunting seems to be about Visual BBC. Now switch on your DAB radio (failing the will to find BBC Sounds) and try the acoustic version. At any time of day this consists (R4) of giggly wimminz having a chatter, sometimes in American, and usually about black wimminz issues .If they’re promoting anyone, you’ve never heard of them unless you are a mate of Diane Abbott’s or take black history seriously. Radio 4 Extra contains a useful percentage of pre-1990 repeats and regular comedy of that vintage. (Tolerable, except that the repeats are themselves repeated endlessly.) So Radio 4 Extra is to be discontinued. History erased, job done. Cunts.

    On an aside, why does no media person any longer open its mouth when speaking? Or pronounce the letter T? News item: “He-a ith de kneeth faw ui. De contherwa’ive pa’y today* vo’ed to micwowave ki”nth.”

    This filthy bastardisation of standard English is spreading like a post-pub honk from the clenched lips of little arts-grad girly announcers across the stained bedclothes of the BBC – and others, I am desolated to observe.. STOP IT you cunts.
    *Only an initial T is safe any longer.

  16. How about the incessant promotion of Dr Whoke? A children’s programme that can barely scrape 3.5 million viewers at prime time, yet they make out it’s a televisual breakthrough.
    It’d had its day by the early eighties.
    And don’t get me started on their sports coverage.

  20. When I was a laddie, the BBC had several half decent music programmes. Old Grey Whistle Test, Colour Me Pop, Something Else, and even Top Of The Pops (Guys ‘N’ Gals!) come to mind.

    But, now there’s none. Not even one. Granted, there is fuck all of note to put on now anyway (numerous dark personages and Ed Sheercunt). But all we get is that cunt Jools Holland. But we are supposed to lap up his tired old shite and his filmed on a November afternoon Cuntenanny. Bollocks.

  21. Fortunately the lower case beeb provide me with all I want from them. No adverts for a start. Foreign films, also series in other languages, an archive section, the proms plus other eyebrow stuff and it’s all for free. Oh, didn’t I tell you I don’t pay the licence fee either.

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