(Is it an IsaC regular on his day/night off? – Day Admin)
I nominate Somerset gimp man. A weird cunt and possibly a dangerous cunt.
Likes walking about at night scaring folk whilst dressed in his wipe clean perv-wear whilst no doubt getting a tingle as he does so
I would love him to rock up and pull that shit in my neighbourhood. He would only do it once ah tell thee.
Nominated by: The Cuntfinder General
Cuntybollocks nominates the Gimp also
The Somerset Gimp
What a fucking country.
The cundry bumpkins in Somerset have been terrorised in recent years by this nutcase.
He’s finally been arrested.
His thing was being clad in a head to toe black gimp suit. He’d approach people at night and writhe around the floor in front of them, grunting away.
One witness said his suit was glistening with some kind of sticky liquid.
I bet it fucking was.
Chuck it on the bonfire.
A strange figure menacing the good folk of the west country.
Hmmmmmm. Sounds similar to reports of a gigantic hound that prowled that area in the past?
Or was that a book I read?
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Excellent connection, Duke! The plot thickens…
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It was a brave man who donned the original gimp suit.
Probably Stephen Milligan’s great-great-grandfather.
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What was he arrested for exactly? Wearing a gimp suit?
Cunt.he may be but what has he actually done?
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Seems like he only wanted people to see him in his rubber get up. You know you’re middle aged when you see someone in a gimp suit and your first thought is, imagine what you’d save on washing and ironing. I was reminded though of another story from a few years ago, I knew a woman whose daughter lived very near to this farm in Redruth so she told me about all the goings on, this particular cunt was nasty and a real pest:
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-cornwall-27643702
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His not the sort of black man I’m worried about. Its more the inspiring musician or architect carrying a asda knife that puts fear in my heart…
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No cunting for this. This behaviour is to be commended.
Arise, Sir Gimp!
(He may already have a seat in the House of Lords).
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I’ve heard it’s common for these type to be judges. I suppose crawling around in mud, possibly wishing it was human shit, is less embarassing than giving nonces a few years in the nick. He should know his gimp etiquette like the other tards and be locked in a dungeon by a fat slag feminist, eating piss-soaked fag ends, getting kicked his one functioning bollock, and feeling 9 volts fry the tips of his elongated man tits. But no, he had to go outside. I hope he discovers breath-play and some hero strangles the cunt.
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