Patrick Vieira are the BBC are a pair of cunts.

The Crystal Palace boss reckons that doors are not open for black managers and apparently more needs to be done to encourage black players into management. And, of course, because it ticks enough of their boxes (racism and sport), our national broadcaster is only too keen to try and dry-hump this particular non-story.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/63385012

The following stats are cited: 43% of Premier League and 34% of EFL players are black, but only 4.4% of managers.

The obvious question that the Beeb didn’t address is: so fucking what?

I couldn’t give a rat’s arse about the Premier League, but the 3 things I do know about the self-styled ‘best league in the world’ are:
1. It’s fuelled by greed and piloted by avaricious fuck-stains who’d sell their own children for a few quid and a few points.
2. The clubs’ raison d’etre is to win as many football matches as possible, collect silvery things, and avoid being relegated.
3. The league loves a bit (or a fucking lot) of virtue signalling. (Taking the knee for a dead American criminal is perhaps their most celebrated virtue signalling caper).

So, with the above in mind, are these two cunts seriously suggesting that football clubs would jeopardise any or all of the above by purposefully blocking managers because they are black? What a crock of shit. Football clubs employ the very best talent they can afford (players, managers, ground staff, laundry staff, cooks, etc.), irrespective of colour, race, religion or creed. You can guarantee that if the most successful manager in the world was black, there’d be no shortage of job offers. If 43% of PL and 34% of EFL players are black, but only 4.4% of managers, then the only reasonable conclusion is not that there’s some vast conspiracy at play, but that at this moment black managers are comparatively shit. It isn’t racist, it’s just the fucking truth.

Rather than jumping on this horseshit victimhood, positive-discrimination, everything-and-everyone-is-a-racist bandwagon, the BBC should retitle the headline: “Why are Black Football Managers Comparatively Inept? – An Investigation”. Vieira should fucking well stop crying and put his efforts into beating the likes of Guardiola, Klopp, and the rest of the supposed white supremacists that are repressing him.

Nominated by: Cunty McCunt