Matt Hancock, How bad have things got for this most useless of ex ministers?
FFS this cunt must be nearing skid row he has signed up for Drum roll wait for it The Ant and Lard jungle show. And they (politicians) expect us to take them seriously.
I thought this annual jamboree of kangaroo testicle eating bullshit was just for Z list celebrities and not for cunts that not that long ago were in charge of the nations health.
He was the Secretary of State for Health and Social Care. How do these utter pricks (or clowns if you prefer) get to such positions of power?
Anyway king of the jungle ? Matt Wanksock? More like lord of the Flies.
Pathetic.
Nominated by: Everyonesacunt
More of the same from Lord Scunthorpe
Matt Hancock ‘The Complete Cunt.’
Probably guilty of genocide. He’s writing a book about something. But as from the begining of this clusterfuck, in the impending inquiry, it will always be someone elses fault. He’s been called a ‘complete prat,’ by someone of his own party, although we all on here, knew that a lot earlier. Now suspended by the Conservatives for his, soon to be appearing on the latest ‘I’m a Celebrity, get me out of here’ showing. I hope one of them worlds deadliest spiders, down there bites into one of his limbs, & injects a batch of fertilised eggs into his bloodstream. Then during the impending fever, he takes a swim to cool off, & a great white just happens to chew on his arms, the nasty grinning cunt!
and supported by: Lord of the Rings
Seconded !
“Little Matty Hancock” as Patrick Christies keeps calling him.
Saw him outside Tory party hq, clapping like a trained seal as our new PM did his victory lap. Watched his smile disappear as Fishy Rishy shook hands to his left and right, skipping little Matty.
Knows his political career’s toast – now hoping to be the next darling of the lefty media & tv set – what a Cunt !
And a fourth helping from Baron Von Cunthausen
Massive and over-due cunting for Matt Hancock.
Last nom for this huge bell-end on the Hallowed pages of IsaC was June/July 2021.
I’d actually thought this sleazy little shit-weasel had done us all a big favour and fucked off to South America with his eye-tie GiLF mistress and suitcases full of UK taxpayers money (after royally fucking the NHS, lying to the nation and cheating on his Mrs and kids)
But NO!, the heartless, souless, lying, cheating money grabbing little shit stain is back on our TV screens and pouting all over social media in November 2022, showing off like an ‘A’ list Hollywood celebrity, acting all innocent and pretending like he didn’t lie to the public during Covid whilst destroying his family at the same time by shagging a beat up old Italian slapper meanwhile breaking social distance rules.
Here is the giant twerp (if anyone cares):
Being a narcissistic little cunt as always.
We can only hope that a venomous Australian funnel Web spider finds its way into his sleeping bag whilst he’s in the jungle and sinks its fangs right into his tiny little pecker when he’s on that stupid ‘im a celebrity’ bullshit Tav program (for all the brain dead wankers out there who watch it)
Fuck off Hancock you mammoth Cunt.
Your lies bought misery and suffering on many innocent people during the 2 year Covid pandemic whilst you broke the rules cheating on your own family at the same time.
This sums this country up. It could be said that this cunt Hancock was responsible for many deaths during the Covid crisis. Yet there he is on a crappy reality TV show and a chav favourite, the Britscum thickos will lap it up.
People can get away with anything these days. I dare say that Boris will also make some sort of comeback at some point. But both should answer for what they did…
As well as Hancock and Boris, those cunts, Cameron, Clegg, Duncan Smith and McVey (Scouse slag) should also go on trial. For causing over a thousand deaths, after declaring various (genuinely) mentally ill and disabled people (including the blind) ‘fit for work’. Suicides and other deaths ensued because of those bastards.
And as for ITV? Vacuous soulless shite and totally tasteless. They will put Ian Huntley or Levi Bellfield in the ‘jungle’ next. Anything to get publicity and ratings. Complete cunts.
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Responsible for more deaths in a year, than Harold Shipman had in his career, I recon Norman.
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Can someone please put a Taipan in his sleeping bag?
Please.
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it’s a shitshow.
But before you even start on contestants it has a druggie driving presenter on it.
You have to be a cunt to watch this show
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