Matt Hancock, How bad have things got for this most useless of ex ministers?
FFS this cunt must be nearing skid row he has signed up for Drum roll wait for it The Ant and Lard jungle show. And they (politicians) expect us to take them seriously.
I thought this annual jamboree of kangaroo testicle eating bullshit was just for Z list celebrities and not for cunts that not that long ago were in charge of the nations health.
He was the Secretary of State for Health and Social Care. How do these utter pricks (or clowns if you prefer) get to such positions of power?
Anyway king of the jungle ? Matt Wanksock? More like lord of the Flies.
Pathetic.
Nominated by: Everyonesacunt
More of the same from Lord Scunthorpe
Matt Hancock ‘The Complete Cunt.’
Probably guilty of genocide. He’s writing a book about something. But as from the begining of this clusterfuck, in the impending inquiry, it will always be someone elses fault. He’s been called a ‘complete prat,’ by someone of his own party, although we all on here, knew that a lot earlier. Now suspended by the Conservatives for his, soon to be appearing on the latest ‘I’m a Celebrity, get me out of here’ showing. I hope one of them worlds deadliest spiders, down there bites into one of his limbs, & injects a batch of fertilised eggs into his bloodstream. Then during the impending fever, he takes a swim to cool off, & a great white just happens to chew on his arms, the nasty grinning cunt!
and supported by: Lord of the Rings
Seconded !
“Little Matty Hancock” as Patrick Christies keeps calling him.
Saw him outside Tory party hq, clapping like a trained seal as our new PM did his victory lap. Watched his smile disappear as Fishy Rishy shook hands to his left and right, skipping little Matty.
Knows his political career’s toast – now hoping to be the next darling of the lefty media & tv set – what a Cunt !
And a fourth helping from Baron Von Cunthausen
Massive and over-due cunting for Matt Hancock.
Last nom for this huge bell-end on the Hallowed pages of IsaC was June/July 2021.
I’d actually thought this sleazy little shit-weasel had done us all a big favour and fucked off to South America with his eye-tie GiLF mistress and suitcases full of UK taxpayers money (after royally fucking the NHS, lying to the nation and cheating on his Mrs and kids)
But NO!, the heartless, souless, lying, cheating money grabbing little shit stain is back on our TV screens and pouting all over social media in November 2022, showing off like an ‘A’ list Hollywood celebrity, acting all innocent and pretending like he didn’t lie to the public during Covid whilst destroying his family at the same time by shagging a beat up old Italian slapper meanwhile breaking social distance rules.
Here is the giant twerp (if anyone cares):
Being a narcissistic little cunt as always.
We can only hope that a venomous Australian funnel Web spider finds its way into his sleeping bag whilst he’s in the jungle and sinks its fangs right into his tiny little pecker when he’s on that stupid ‘im a celebrity’ bullshit Tav program (for all the brain dead wankers out there who watch it)
Fuck off Hancock you mammoth Cunt.
Your lies bought misery and suffering on many innocent people during the 2 year Covid pandemic whilst you broke the rules cheating on your own family at the same time.
“Ugh! Look at that disgusting, venomous creepy crawly”
Said the funnel web spider…
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His ex-missus is worthy of a romantic pummelling, even if she is a soulless ginger:
https://images.app.goo.gl/qWriQ8xYpdE8xUsD9
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Go on, Thomas. You wouldn’t kick her out of bed for farting now would you?
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She’d be farting out something more substantial if I had my wicked way, CM!
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Oh jolly good show,I dare say she goes like a shithouse door in a storm..
Mind you Halfcock has been there before so no thanks very much.
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Hopefully the public leave him in. He seems like a bit of a soft wanker so he may crack and let something slip that might get ITV a D-Notice
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At least Twat Handjob should be used to rats, maggots and parasites since he works with them all the time.
I head that fat q*eer Boy Geoge threw a wobbler when he saw this cheese knob, a convicted criminal giving lectures on morality. Hopefully his cock rots off.
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Yeah, two massive cunts like Hancock and Pikey Boy George O’Dowd on the same show, apparently pulling down a million quid between them! Let’s hope the fake climate change strikes and a forest fire burns the fucking lot of them alive.
Absolute cunts!
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Appointed to the cabinet purely to make self serving cunt Boris Johnson look halfway competent.
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I’m sure his constituents won’t mind him pissing around on a pleb tv show instead of doing the work he was elected for. At least he’s not attempting to rival Boris Johnson with the number of holidays he takes.
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His lock down in the jungle with other publicity hungry cunts is only poetic justice – except none of us received the £350,000 he’s receiving to be locked down.
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This show needs a revamp.
Make sure they’re on an island and throw in a few notorious serial killers. That mad Welsh cunt, Peter Moore, would be a good ‘hunter’. When a victim cried, “Why?” as Moore came at him with a knife dressed as an SS officer, he said ‘For fun.’
I can see potential here. Give the serial killer who kills the most z-list ‘stars’ a parole hearing. The motivation for the ‘stars’ is a five year EastEnders contract and an appearance on ‘Strictly’.
Imagine Lenny Henry being ambushed by Rose West? Ryan Clarke Neil having Levi Bellfieid jump out of a tree in front of him?
Fuck off. You’d all watch it.
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An anti-woke streaming service that catered for people like us with fantastic programs like the ones you’ve suggested CB would utterly clean up.
There’s no amount of money I wouldn’t pay to watch Lenny Henry being murdered.
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That’s made me chuckle Mr Engine 👍
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Lol
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Outstanding suggestion and post of the year.
Bravo sir.
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There’s a certain island i understand off the Brazilian coast with an abundance of Golden-lance-headed-vipers with venom that works very differently than most breeds. Due to their isolated situation the venom has evolved to.’Skin melts off”,”unfathomably painful demise” levels of agony and guaranteed death they say ?
A lighthouse existed there once but it’s former occupants fared badly.Splendid venue for this reputation washing,televisual shitefest i would venture ?
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This cunt should have been sacked. Dereliction of duty or something? We are paying this cunt 78,000 a year? Uncle, fire up the oven.
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Ah,Matthew Hancock.
I,ll be back later,need to go for a lie down after typing his name.
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A Cathedral City cheese & ham toastie would have done a far better job as Health Secretary than this narcissistic cretin.
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Larry the cat instead 😂😂
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Off topic, sorry admin,
England have just won the T20 Cricket a World Cup. In Australia against Pakistan. Expect the BBC to bemoan the racist English beating their favourite brown eyed boys.
80000 in the stadium, 65000 Pakistan fans. Is there anywhere they don’t infest?
‘They’ll be riots on the streets of Liecester tonight’
Oh and Hancock is an utter cunt. Feed him to the saltwater crocodiles. Bushtucker.
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If there was a remake of 1982’s “The Thing”, there’d be a bloody pakı in the Antartic weather station.
At least he’d remain intact. The Thing’d refuse to assimilate him.
Even a murderously dangerous shape-shifting alien has to have standards.
If there’s ever a manned mission to Mars, a pakı would stow away and then demand to erect a mosque on the surface.
Space pakıs.
To be fair, there’d be an Irish bar on Mars within the first year too.
And a Nandos.
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😅
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A complete cunt and one laughing at the taxpayer for funding his bollocks.
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What a complete cunt tied for first place with all the other cunts from the House of Windbag Cunts.
Who the fuck wants to sit watching this cunt piss about on a film set with a load of other mentals surrounded by grinning dwarves?
Halfcock is the embodiment of the cesspit that is British politics.
Oven.
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I believe certain folks actually watch this shit ?
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Is it just me? Or are the tasks undertaken not as potentially lethal as they could be? I mean , eating a kangeroo’s cock? For £400,000 I’d eat any amount of Kangercock !
Why isn’t Croc wrestling not involved ?
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They can’t find one that will go anywhere near the cunts.
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You could just imagine a saltwater crocodile gagging on these cunts. Just got back from the rememberance service. Praying about global warming. FFS
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At the same time Radio 4 was having an extended whinge – with some Muslim community expert – about waycism in the memorial business. Used to be the BBC could do dignified and non-political coverage of a State event. Not any more, the diverse right-on whining woke cunts.
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Surely left-on whining?
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The sad fact is this just appitimises the freak show that has run this country into the ground, add to that Ant and Dick, some sad has beens and you have the eye and ear fucking experience that you can’t escape whether you watch it or not.
This is cunts acting like cunts, produces by cunts, sold to cunts and the cunts that watch it and shit like this are indeed cunts….
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No escaping this shit even the Fail have it plastered in unavoidably artful and strategic ways now there’s a temporary lull on cv-19 and perma rimming of the Windsor ringpieces.The loudest stick in the swill bucket.
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I can’t watch it, it’s far too sophisticated for my taste, do they have sooties in there or would that be a bit racist, mind you at least they would feel at home.
The ratings must have be slipping, having Wankcock in the show has given it a huge publicity boost
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In fairness,Hancock has a nom coming up on ISAC about the Great British public.
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Handoncock obviously intends to bail out of politics at the next election, which he would fucking lose anyway. I understand he’s already shot a series of Let’s Pretend to be in the SAS, got a book coming out and now he’s doing this I’m a Cunt shit. He obviously intends to be on the TV celebrity circuit. I can’t see it myself. You have to be a bit of a cunt to do that and he is just a weak, unlikeable little apologist. I can’t see where his fan base is coming from.
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Oh I don’t know,I’d love to meet him to get his autogragh.You don’t happen to have his address,do you ?
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Broadmoor?
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As usual with my aversion to celebrities and want to be celebrities I have never seen this pseudo jungle cuntishness, as if these ego driven me,me,me maniacs would subject themselves to the jungle in its awesome nastiness probably a sanitised health and safety reviewed glamp site for soft as shit never had a callous modern pansies, cunts of the first water and imbeciles to a man.
Fucking hate them all.
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You’re all missing what’s happening in the jungle.. He’s winning people over. He’s popular with the others. Loads of hugs. Mrs Plastic –‘I like Matt’ she keeps saying.
‘All he did was fall in love’
All he’s asking for is ‘a bit of forgiveness’
He’ll win it I bet.
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You might be onto something Miles, 8/1 with Ladbrokes while I was expecting much longer odds.
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Never underestimate the sentimentality and /or gullibility of the British public.
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Never watched this Shit Show, but I know how it could be improved. Allow them to wake up the following day believing all the catering and film crew have left them stranded, with only strategically placed CCTV coverage unknown to them, for all to watch the panic set in, until every last one of them have met a timely tragic end.
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Forgot to mentioned the Shit Show should’ve invited all the blacks back home and left them there.
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Hancock is a cunt. Have never seen this cuntfest hosted by Cunt&Cunt. Is it on the televisual machine?
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i assume all the celebs are fully vaxed for their time on treasure island.
Now if a sudden death syndrome were to occur, or an outbreak of monkeypox, the question would have to be asked.
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Whilst slightly off topic, I need to do a follow up nom on those two faux Geordie wankers Ant & Dec.
Even though they have been infesting our screens for decades, I still couldn’t tell you who is who but both are the second biggest pair of cunts after ‘Fondler’ Schofield.
I remember the tall dark haired one out of the duo (with the ‘Five’ Head) nearly killing a couple of families whilst twice over the limit drunk driving:
https://amp.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio/2018/apr/16/ant-mcpartlin-pleads-guilty-drink-driving
Fucking prick escapes nick cos of his celebrity status, meanwhile blames all the ‘hardships’ in his life as a cause.
(Slap headed cunt is a multi millionaire due to TV and never worked a shift in his life!)
I hate these two on par with the Labour Party, Tory Party, BBC, Schofield, Dinghy riders, Lenny Henry and James O’Shithead (LBC)
Apologies to Admin for going off topic, but I had already vented my spleen with Hancock above by nominating the sadistic cunt and I’m currently pissed off with those two little pricks, hence the tirade above.
I can only hope they both find their way into Unkle Terry’s oven sooner rather than later……………
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If that other utter wanker Jeremy hunt is struggling to find money, I suggest a windfall tax of at least 100% on WankCock’s 400 grand. Followed by something similar on all the cunts who watch this shit and all the advertisers.
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Not struggling to find money free heating, food and board for 40,000 illegal dinghy invaders is he? The cretinous cunt.
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9mm aspirin for Handycock.Odious little shit weasel.
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I understand regular viewers of this brain dead shit are complaining that it’s getting “boring” because Handoncock is voted for every trial, eating Roo bollocks and Ostrich arse or whatever. They don’t geddit do they? Of course the biggest cunt is going to get picked on, it’s human nature innit? I’ve no doubt the other slebs are also pissed off because they’re not getting the airtime to further their careers. Handoncock must have known he would be victimised by the general public and saw that as an opportunity to promote his sleb persona. Maybe he’s smarter than we think?
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It’s telly shite, ergo
Not really worth commenting on.
It really is a shame that such a clever invention “TV” has been reduced to a mind numbing brain fuck when, it could be such a life enhancing tool. Still I suppose it’s what the majority non thinkers amongst us want..
Easy on the brain, no thinking required…..💩
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On BBC 2’s Late Night Line Up in 1968, Eric Burdon of The Animals said that ‘television is a wonderful thing. But, in years to come, it will be abused and used by idiots to entertain other idiots’.
How right he was….
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Strictly Bum Mincing is the worst programme for sheer fakery and faggotry. Plastic judges, plastic sets, cheap re-recordings of popular songs, pre-arranged scoring to push a narrative*, fake ‘live’ results, tinsel, syrup and dogshit.
The sort of programme enjoyed by twats who prefer hearin comforting lies to unsettling truths.
*https://www.mirror.co.uk/tv/tv-news/ex-strictly-star-rachel-riley-26969661
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*hearing
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Now over to I’m A Murderer… Let Me Off The Hook!
Talk about a blatant PR exercise. He should (at the very least) be spending the rest of his life in prison along with many others, such as Dorris.
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