Where Can You find 10 washed up Nobody’s? (Pity they weren’t Washed up)
Including 3 Tokens, Female ex England Footballer, a Mincer & a Minor Royal
Look no Further
I’m a Cunt is Back
They Finally Scraped that Barrel, even Finding Chris Moyles in There
All Hosted by The Fuckwit Twins
Anyone for Eating Cock?
BG No Thanks I’ve Just Eaten
Nominated by: Lurt Shifter
That horrible sanctimonious old q ueer “Boy” George – over 60 the vile old poof would be enought to put me off.
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Celebrities ? I only know 2 of the useless twats and the rest I haven’t the foggiest. ( can’t be arsed to google them )
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Add strictly and we are going to need a bigger gas chamber.
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Exactly the three biggest TV shitfests of the year are Strictly Mincing, Abt & Dec’s Z Listers and the Royal Command :Performance. Until they give the King permission to have acts he despises beheaded it ougjht to be stopped.
I often winder if Ant & Dec are irons,they seem inseperable. Anyway, that and Mincing seems to be poofs football.
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The ice itv dancing shite added to the list triple z list cunts
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Those two smug twats that present it need feeding to the salties.
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1 needs to be in jail for crashing into someone while pissed/ drugged up and injuring a child, CUNT.
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It would be more interesting if they added crocodiles into the line-up.
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Those bush tucker trials?
Eating eyeballs and cocks,
If you had a Chinese on there he’d piss it!
Picnic that for those filthy cunts.
And Boy George is no stranger to munching on a cock.
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Terrifying and humiliating fame-hungry, desperate Nobodies for the ” Stop Bullying and Be Kind” generation.
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I’m hoping that one of the “celebrities” sues the presenters and makers for “negatively impacting my mental health resulting in PTSD”
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I’m hoping that there’s an outbreak of the bubonic plague. Concentrated in that small pocket of Australia. A new strain. Resistant to all drugs. I might be tempted to watch it then.
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I don’t know what’s worse. The Z list celebs or that pair of gurning twats with their scripted, spontaneous ad libs.
What it needs is a Late Late Breakfast Show style contestant death to consign it to televisual history.
A 120 foot long bungee rope for a 90 foot drop should do the trick.
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A 90 foot bungee jump on a 120 foot rope would be more entertaining.
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I love the sound of that ! ( Don’t the BBC have previous for that ? I seem to remember a stunt that went wrong )
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It said on the internet ‘Click here for latest News from the jungle’
I thought it was the Local News for the Hackney Bugle & the Latest Stabbing Figures
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Sounds like the BBC London news website i must admit.
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That’s a good idea next year host it in Brixton.
Probably be more expensive than going to oz when all the filming equipment goes missing the next day..
And cunt and dick get kidnapped for ransom.
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Totally valid nom Lurt but I would suggest widening the field. At least 90% of television programmes are complete and utter shite.
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I’m hoping Boy George has a relapse/flash back to his cocaine binge in 2007 when he chained up H.I.V positive rentboy Audun Carlsen and subsequently beat him up with a bondage chain in his London flat (lair) and goes mental in the Camp and attacks fellow criminal Ant McPartlin and savagely bums Matt Hancock:
https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.theguardian.com/uk/2009/jan/16/boy-george-sentenced-handcuffing-male-escort
and another link to the other crook on the show:
https://www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio/2018/apr/16/ant-mcpartlin-pleads-guilty-drink-driving
So basically a show full of criminals and deviant’s (you too Hancock) ironically allowed in a country founded by criminals and convicts as entertainment for BRAIN DEAD SHEEP WHO’s country is going down the shitter in front of their very eyes!!
Couldn’t make it up could you?
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Perhaps Bore George could chain one of the cunts to a radiator and ream the fucker. Again.
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Hmmm Mat Handmecock reamed live on pay to view..(..£10 per inch taken )
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As long as it a Fairbairn–Sykes in his eye.
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New Format,
Someone’s a serial killer get me out of here!
Few z Listers and someone from Broadmoor,
He keeps his identity secret, says he’s a footballer or something.
As the corpses stack up nightly, the celebs get to feel like victims,
The killer slakes his thirst for blood,
The viewer can gamble who’s next!
Win-win!
Killer would probably come across more charismatic, win the bleeding thing.
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Then hang the cunt live at the end.
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Like a lot of TV, they have a hit programme some twenty years ago and then flog it to death.
Same with presenters / comedians / actors, doing endless panel shows / sit-coms / children’s books…
If any producers read the esteemed comments on IsAC.
Cunts, it’s boring, think of something new…..💩
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Well, I only like it because my wife does, and it means she fucks off to the bedroom to watch it there on the tv while I get to channel hop all evening from 9pm, which is a result!
…oh, and it gave us Carol Vorderman having a shower.
https://express.trem.media/showbiz/tv-radio/736149/I-m-A-Celebrity-2016-Carol-Vorderman-large-assets-steamy-soak-jungle-shower
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She has got tits and arse twice the size nowadays
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I wish it had been Rachel Riley instead…
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Send in a troop of starving chimpanzees infected with Ebola.
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We’re going back to hosting it in parts of London now are we??
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Every time i hear [do you want to hurt me ] by Boy George i cant help but think, i bet his dad does.
This program like all the other visual brain fuckings we have to endure are just money spinners made by fuckwitts to be watched by fuckwitts, oh and the chance for some tosser who thinks they are a celebrity to have a last,sad desperate gasp at reviving what was a tenuous career.
Napalm that part of the forest, i would happily watch that , aside from that im not interested, its not news worthy either.
Ant and Dick are a pair of cunts who have sold their souls to the devil and manage to annually limbo under any kind of standard….Napalm them as well….cunts
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It is incorrect to suggest that this programme is something “we have to endure”. We don’t. Change the channel or switch off the telly if you don’t like it.
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It still doesn’t make it a pile of crap
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The council estate annual televisual treat.
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Problem is TV production is full of puffs and millennials.
Lazy.
No vision.
I wish Elon Musk was in control of the BBC.
He’s just locked all the staff out of the offices.
Sacked half the staff,
And given them a ultimatum to sign a pledge to work longer hours at a better pace,
Or…hit the bricks, bye.
He’s to Twitter what Pol Pot was to the Cambodian library services.
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Won’t be long before Monkey Tennis is launched on ITV.
..but maybe a bit too highbrow for their audience now?
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Is that the Williams sisters ?
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Fuck musk he’s a shill WEF cunt
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Unleash a pack of wild starving rabid dogs into their camp.Who ever survives wins.
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Razorbacks even.
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Yep 😁
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It really is about time itv is put out of it’s misery, anton dick, hill and folly, Emmerdale,and all the other tripe including the towie orange people, should be got rid of, i mean who watches these utter cunts. Cat litter entertainment. No imagination for programmes anymore, even neighbours is rearing its fuck ugly head on amazon for fucks sake you flaming gallah.
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Matt Handoncock has given me an idea. I could make this show a real money spinner. Fill it full of politicians, make them eat shit, sit back and watch them arsecrawling, back stabbing, crying and weeping and trying to be popular.
It would be compulsive viewing. Imagine waving a family bucket of KFC in front of the Flabbott and then taking it away?
Tell me you wouldn’t watch that…….I dare you!
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I thought the Parliament Channel had already done that…
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Then burn the cunts
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I’m a Celebrity, Britain’s Got Talent, the X-Factor, Strictly Come Dancing, Love Island etc…. all part of a “Bread and Circuses” agenda to distract the masses while Western civilization is being dismantled.
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Pointless waste of precious environmental resource. However it’s bridging the gap before the sheep can watch the footballists 24/7. Distraction tactics.
I’d like to hear that they’ve all been bitten by venomous snakes and the antidote was unavailable.
Meanwhile the government robs the taxpayer blind and the invasion/replacement continues.
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Three sooties, surely they have an unfair advantage, must be right at home in the jungle….
It’s a fix!
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This childish programme I’ve never watched and known full well I’d detest every single person on, should travel the predictable full coach trip up a steep winding road, which eventually nosedives into an abyss, without a single survivor onboard.
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If we all had our way, Is a cunt wouldn’t survive. Even though we’re not that clever, we should allow a little leeway to still enjoy belittling these nonentities, hoping one day they commit suicide, which I don’t recollect any of the cunts doing ? We do our best, but the thick skinned twats still continue to annoy us. Alas, we do a good job and that’s all what’s asked of us.
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Boy George seems to be coming in for some flak here. I’d agree, going on that kind of show is a humiliating move downmarket for a former star (whether you like it or not ) entertainer.
But he’s no softie. Pretty handy with the fists, by all accounts.
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A strapping six footer no less. Hopefully he snaps and batters Matt Hancock to a pulp 👍👍👍
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Boy cunt is a big lad, off Irish hard cunts. Dressing like that imagine he took a lot of shit back in the day.
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Let’s have kangaroos in there eating the contestants’ penises, eyeballs and bumholes instead! (Boy George’s bits may be a bit tough and leathery tho)
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I don’t watch it but I really want Boy George to have a sleepy rape night terror and fuck Matt Hancock’s nostril and spunk in his eye.
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Amazing really. Boy George, psychotic smackhead shirtlifter, does bird for beating and imprisoning a rent boy in his basement. But because he is a play to the gallery fudge packer, the horrible little pisshole eyed voodoo doll is allowed a ‘free pardon’ and gets to show his complete lack of self respect on this entertainment for scum shitshow.
The bottom line is ITV are paying known criminals and convicted violent offenders obscene amounts of money to appear on this pathetic shite. It’s like dirty disgusting creatures like the filthy Philllip Schofield. Because he uses the cadbury alley, he gets a free fucking pass. It’s just plain wrong….
And the two chav gods, the talentless mekon headed creepy gnome cunts, Ant and Dec should be covered in meat paste and thrown into a bear pit. I would pay to see that…
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