Prince Harry’s new book . I got an email from Waterstone’s today, telling me that the daft cunt is publishing his memoirs, to be called Spare, in January and that I could get a copy half price if I ordered it now. I resisted the temptation. Is there anything left to be said for or about the silly cunt? .
It promises to be soul searching, insightful and all the usual cobblers, which to me is shorthand for non-stop narcissistic whining. You long for the days when people used to suffer in silence. I don’t know that it says much for a book that isn’t even out yet, that it’s already being peddled at half price. No doubt there will be the usual heavy hints about embarrassment to the Royal Family, like they needed any help with that.
https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/royal/20242449/prince-harrys-book-spare/
Nominated by: Mary Hinge
If Harry ‘A Level in Art’ Hewitt-Spencer wrote a book then I am the King of Norway.
Markle probably has to buy him non-toxic crayons because he eats them.
Wanker.
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The King of Norway is a jolly decent chap BTW.
He has a female version of Harry. She drove her first junkie husband to suicide and is now engaged to an African witch doctor who peddles new age claptrap, including medallions that cure covid, on the net.
Yesterday the King stripped her of her titles and stopped the cash.
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Seems like the obvious thing to do and a bit of a mystery why KC3 doesn’t do likewise now the Queen isn’t here to be upset by it.🤔
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It was written by a yank who specialises in soul searching memoirs apparently. Harry isnt allowed sharp objects like pens.
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The Sun: ‘Why is Prince Harry’s book called Spare?’
Jesus, I know the average Sun reader isn’t exactly the sharpest knife in the drawer, but do they really need to explain it? Inverted commas round ‘Spare’ seem to have absented themselves as well.
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Charlie is going to go spare if he slags QEII.
He really is a despicable little oil. He’ll come running back when Me Again divorces him and writes a book about how oppressed she’s been.
Uncle Terry!!! Job lot here, rush job!
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I think ‘Spare Part’ would have been a more appropriate title. Unless this is the name of the sequel, to be published after Princess Sparkletits finally dumps him. At this point, with any luck, he will be literally going spare, & hang himself from the nearest light fitting.
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Or perhaps “Spare Prat”, but he loves her so much that on Desert Island Discs, gthe one record he would choose to keep if the other seven got washed away is, this one, because it is “their song” and it will always remind him of her:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x359GgVRWaE
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V.Good, W.C.B. At least that Harry had a sense of humour.
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That’s brilliant, thank you for starting my day with a bit of a laugh.
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Brilliant!
That had to have been tounge in cheek when it was originally performed surely?
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What colour crayon is it in..
Or is it a pop up book. Page 42 half-wit pops out in full nazi regalia.
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Prefaced by Sparkletits, dedicated to Sparkletits and with the slag’s photo all over the front cover.
A very appropriate title……no doubt thought up by Princess Sparkletits.
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I’d rather be a drugged up special guest at Micheal Barrymore’s next pool party than read this pile of shit.
‘Harry Hewitt the spare Brained ginger cunt’ Should have been the real title.
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Absolutely incredible that at a time when people are facing a financial crisis this stupid,spoiled fool decides to inflict another barrage of “Oh,poor me” bleating on the public.
Millions of Pounds in the bank and ensconced in an American mansion and yet he still seems to think that life has been hard on him…cheated his way through school,unjustly awarded a place at helicopter school,various scandals glossed over (or hushed up,no doubt),free to indulge his silly crusades etc. and yet none of it is enough for Prince Cinderella.
Fuck’s sake…the Cunt is still whining about losing his Mother at an early age….well a hell of a lot of people lose a parent at an early age and they don’t have rich families to feather-bed and smooth the path for them.
Harry is a stupid,self-entitled,selfish,arrogant,whiny fool and I hope someone feeds him through the industrial shredder that will undoubtedly be the destination of pallet-loads of his book.
A genuine Cunt.
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The book will be cause of any vestiges of public sympathy draining away from him ; I cannot imagine how anyone on his ‘team’ thought that writing a book would be a good idea.
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Maybe they could be donated to charity for use on log burners when the lights inevitably go out.
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The print run of his book is being limited to 17. One for every IQ point.
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@FF
Fine comment.
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Spare?
As in “spare any change?’
Once meagain has drained his bank account.
It should of been called
‘My Dead Mummy”
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A better title would have been “Major’s Minor – A Cuckoo In The Nest”
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Prince Andrews will be out next Christmas
‘Don’t tell anyone’
Confessions of a royal rogue
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I was thinking more like..
https://youtu.be/s6jYoagXmZE
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Be fairE. Everybody knows the reason he paid off the woman with millions was because he did nothing wrong.
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Hello MNC,
Various rumours are floating around that Prince Andrew had met Meghan when she was working as a yacht girl. It will be interesting to see what he reveals that in his book.
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‘Confessions of a royal rapist’ would be a more accurate and marketable title.
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‘rogue’?
Never heard it called that before.
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How he has fucked up his life!
Born a prince 🤴 free everything but never having the burden of becoming king.
Shake a few hands open a book store wave at the plebeians once in a while then one day you meet a woman of colour (my arse) with an axe 🪓 to grind.
She’s worth a shag but boy can she nag
Before you know it you’re telling tales to the glossies to get by.
H rry boy have you fucked up you daft Cunt
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Naahh, I’ll pass. Mersey tunnel and sausage springs to mind.
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Why didn’t his publisher just write CUNT across the front page ? It would of been much more fitting
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Because cunts are useful
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A pity he couldn’t seek the advice of his real father…….posh upper class blokes shag actresses on the side but you don’t fucking marry them! You have to think about your progeny, especially if you are a prince. What a stupid cunt.
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He’s obviously partial to a touch of the tar Freddie. So much so that he was led up the aisle by his bollocks
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A complete absence of self-awareness by the narcissistic daft cunt. One of the most privileged people on the planet complaining (presumably) about his upbringing to garner sympathy and attention. Millions of ordinary folk suffer loss, but can’t go on Oprah and hand-wring or have a book ghostwritten.
Six months after its release, charity shops will be refusing to accept any more of the dirge. The remainder will go to landfill.
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Either that or some lucky bastard will have free fuel for his fire this winter.
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The pampered cunt is delusional.
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Spare Prick
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At his own wedding…
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Andrews could be called rapes. Just thinking. Titled inbred cunts.
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Is anyone here going to “take one for the team” and read a copy, so we know in better detail how crap it actually is?
Available for 25p from all good charity shops, not long from now…
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If anyone receives a copy from a relative over Christmas then please forward them to me.
I have some rather old relatives who would greatly appreciate these books as log burner fuel to keep them warm over the winter.
Thanks in advance.
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There’s to be an ARSE Paper toilet roll version, with a paragraph on every sheet.
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With the toilet paper version, you can put your own truthful finishing touches to it.
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If it didn’t have pictures, it does now.
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He ought to have called it ‘My Struggle.’ He did once dress as a Nazi.
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This is what happens when you’re not 100% house of windsor bred Harry…you’re an outcast.
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Just looked at the cover photo of Hewitt.
He looks like an artist’s impression, a reconstruction, from a 5000 year old skeleton that was dug up from a bog, seriously.
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After being hit by a savage blow to the back of the neck.
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…. for doing what he’s repeatedly doing now.
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The title ‘Spare’ just oozes self pity and entitlement.
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“I Knew It” will be the follow up.
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He was a SPARE prick at his own wedding.
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ask him how much a pint of milk costs and he wouldn’t have a clue!
Ask him what Aldi is and again he’d be clueless.
Ask him about the cost of living crisis … ditto
And yet the media and celebs still fawn and sympathize with this white privileged narcissistic piece of shit
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“He’s a C U N T cunt.” Roy Chubby Brown describes him perfectly.
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I’m really hoping that the fucking ginger cunt enrages the King so much, that all gloves are off along with the D Notices regarding his alleged heroism in Afghanistan. Several of the lads have written draft copy memoirs that totally slate that despicable little Walt! I’m hoping that he makes Cunt of the Year hat trick along with his cum bucket, yacht slut quadroon wife!
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I don’t believe he was anywhere near hostile fire and never once engaged the enemy.
He was airlifted back to the UK once, when the Taliban got a bit close.
His attitude is the reason the Romanovs were shot.
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Actually, he was sent home when the Brigade Commander had enough of his girly tantrums. He was on the point of being read his horoscope by two SBS operatives after they heard it all. He was deemed to be in danger of ‘blue on blue’ and immediately airlifted out. He’s a fucking lying little Walt who needs a 9mm wake up call. The fucking useless shite!
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he is the epitome of white and privileged. and yet the mainstream media just don’t have the guts to tell him that to his face especially Oprah Winfrey
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28 fucking quid, did I read that right……
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