(Well paid BBC smug cunt. Divorced from Reality – Day Admin)
I listened to the latest Bottom Line programme, on Radio 4. It was on the back of that most recent 0.75% interest hike. The biggest single rise for some thirty odd years. Also present was an estate agent, who just like rest of this smarmy fraternity have not been heard from, for about the same amount of time, & a couple of financial experts made up the numbers.
There was talk of the inevitable ‘bumpy road ahead,’ with divorces already happening. First time buyers pulling out. Breaks in the chain & house prices falling by at least 10% within the next year or so, & people once again throwing the keys through their lenders letterboxes, when negative equity bits hard, giving them as a result a poor credit score, which I am sure, will be the last thing on their minds.
Even Davis, the jug eared presenter, actually sounded like he found some of this chit chat amusing. Well I guess this cunt would, in his cosy, affluent position he’s in, together with wherever he invests his money. There was one thing they all agreed on that surprised me. “Only buy something that you can afford,” was the advice.
Well if you can get hold of a fixed rate deal over the whole term, & only then do the maths, then yes. Something that they had forgot to mention.
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Why are high house prices important. My first house was about 1 year salary, although interest rates were sky high. A modest terrace in Manc. It would now be over 100k.
A years salary?
The relative rise in house prices is a fucking con benefitting those that have and penalising those that aspire.
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Back in the late 70s after my apprenticeship, I started work at British Rail Engineering Ltd in Ashford Kent. My annual income would have brough me a house, but at 21 years old, I decided to enjoy myself instead. So it was ‘wild women & song. I think to myself sometimes, that I may have made the wrong decision, but as Vivian Stanshall once said. “If I had all the money I spent on drink, I’d spend it on drink.”
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That jug eared winky cunt probably invests his money in something like this, a quote from a classic. Free piss-up for anyone who works out what film this is from:
Listen to this one then; you open a company called the Arse Tickler’s Faggot Fan Club. You take an advert in the back page of some gay mag, advertising the latest in arse-intruding dildos, sell it a bit with, er… I dunno, “does what no other dildo can do until now”, latest and greatest in sexual technology. Guaranteed results or money back, all that bollocks.
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Lock Stock and 2 Smoking Barrels.
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Where shall we go – beers on me 😂😂😂😂
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I thought something like that was an actual business. I recall somebody telling me someone had set up a company called something like the ‘Anal dildo company Ltd’…..and sure enough they went out and sourced a load of pretty crap didldos cheap, but advertised them as the billy bollocks at a pretty high price, but with the promise you would receive a full money back guarantee if not delighted. What they didn’t state was, that (this as the days of mail order and cheques) your refund would be in the form of a company cheque……..a personalised company cheque emblazoned across the top with ‘The Anal Dildo Company Ltd’ in very large lettering. Cheques were perfectly legit…………but, only very few were ever paid into people bank accounts (again, in the days you had to use your paying in book and hand it to the cashier)
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“The Bottom Line”?? Fronted by this dirty little arse lover? Has somebody at the BBC developed a sense of humour?
Surely not!
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I’m not normally one to openly dislike gay people because of their gayness, but that fucking gaylord Evan Davis – treasured h0m0 and rider of the BBC Cadbury Speedway gets right on my fucking tits.
Fuck off.
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I’ve begun to suspect there is a link between being a jug-eared twat and working for the BBC.
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It might be something to do with ingesting fæces as well.
Seems a popular hobby with these sorts.
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Whatever he gets up too. He genuinely looks evil.
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I must admit I have only seen this cunt occasionally on the Bastard BC, he didn’t really stand out as being a cunt, mainly because in a forest of cunts it’s hard to see the trees for the wood 😂
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Very rarely listen to Radio 4.
But in the days when I could be arsed to watch Dragon’s Den, Evan Davis’s twee laborious introductions and commentary was by far the most irritating aspect of that programme.
Would have been better off watching paint dry on a country cream artisan garden gate.
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Did Deborah Meaden give you the horn?
Afternoon Ruff.
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I’ve cunted her before. She is a right cunt. Greedy witch.
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Sarah Willingham was the milf for me!
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Nick Jenkins and Tej Lalvani were decent as far as Dragons go.
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Afternoon, LL. Evening all.
Wasn’t it Peter Jones who got caught fisting Deborah Meaden next to the frozen meats in Iceland?
That gave me the horn.
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You should listen to “It’s a Fair Cop” on Radio 4. Alfie Moore an ex policeman now stand-up comedian, goes through some of his former cases with an audience of pretend police, asking them what they would’ve done at the time, with hilarious consequences. There are 7 series to catch up on. No need to hurry, they are there for the next year.
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Sarah Willingham could flop her juggs in my face any day of the day.
Tissues please.
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The more you see the cunts the BBC employ the more you know:
Time well overdue,
DEFUND The BBC….💩
Let this self indulgent pile of shite stand on its own woke feet…I don’t see why the great British public should further fund this political project…🤡
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Exactly
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Affluent?
Him in the picture?
He looks like a fuckin war criminal caught on the run.
An he’s got a broken nose,
One of you lot do it?
That worcestershire bloke did it?
No wonder he’s on radio looks like a old lag now.
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Looks like he has one of those arse diseases to me.
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I guess that’s got something to do with the “The Bottom Line ” Termujin. I hope he puts all that behind him!
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An evil looking cunt. Wouldn’t want to cross the fucker.
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Paul Whitehouse as Evan Davis
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=HesUbTHKbdo
2 minute clip.
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Lol, he actually looks like her 🙂
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Harry and Paul’s pisstakes on that ‘special’ were very good, especially the one ripping into the panel shows.
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I’d go further, and cunt all the media wonks who tell us that eternally rising house prices are good, and that miserly interest rates are also good because otherwise the absurd cost of housing would be even more ludicrous. While savers have to watch their stash dissolve due to the fact that the filthy fucking usurious banks won’t pay more than 0.01% interest.
House prices have for very many years been ignored as the prime hiding-place of structural, intentional inflation which funds the bankers’ need to write debt and profit thereby. The headline inflation figure is on top of this.
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My bank has just informed me that they will be paying 1.75% interest on balances up to £20k.
So that’s nice.
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The current bank rate is 3%, That’s what the BoE pays the commercial banks depositing with it. Which ignores what the banks are actually doing with “your” money – raising much more than 3% on the deal. The bank can lend at least 30X what it actually has on deposit, so your savings are leveraged far beyond what you are allowed to collect in order to provide overpriced mortgages.
My usurer is offering 0.5% on my savings accounts, and nothing whatever, naturally, on my current account.
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That figure was for my current account, Komodo. Mind, they charge my £4 a month for the privilege, but with the interest and cashback on domestic utility bills, I’m still quids in.
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Move to an NS&I direct saver, instant access account, currently paying 1.8% and rising.
https://www.nsandi.com/products/direct-saver
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Wow, that’s good, thanks.
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Hmm..houses expensive?
Well when you are letting hundreds of thousands of foreigners flood the country then I assume they will need somewhere to live..making housing much more scarce and increasingly unaffordable.
Naturally as evidenced by the Smug Cunt from the nom the BBCistan have no idea what the fuck they are talking about,having sourced their info from their arsehole chums at the Guardian.
Something for them to have a laugh about at a dinner party in Chelsea.
Fucking condescending vermin.
Oven.
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According to news feed, Unkle, house prices are set to fall by 10%.
It was reported like it was a bad thing, which I suppose it is for Farquar and Jemima, who’ve just taken a second mortgage out on their Islington pile to fund little Xaviers school fees.
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Wonder why he finds divorce funny?
No laughing matter is it?
Being a bumboy he can only have a pretend marriage.
Civil partnership or something?
Not a real marriage like normal people.
I wonder do they hold hands in hell?
😆
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Hell gets a bad reputation because Christians are the equivalent of the BBC in the world of religion. We only have their word that it’s hot and nasty, I reckon it’s a great place with dirty gals and all you can drink. The churches are now saying that maybe it’s only allegorical, (that’s a good word!) but I can prove that heaven most definitely does NOT exist, only 99..9999999 per cent sure that hell is made up. Any religious types want to have their aspirations of a happy afterlife destroyed?
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If there is a Hell, you can bet your bottom fucking dollar that the BBC will be the only channels you can watch on the box.
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Doubt there’s a lot of holding hands in Hell. But their mothers will definitely be sucking cocks there. 😂
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He’s got the perfect eyes for radio.
Watching him on the telly, it looks like they’ve placed the autocue at a 45 degree angle from the camera.
You’d think they’d make the cunt learn his lines first. It’s not like he’s reciting war and peace is it.
They’ll be employing a one armed spacca to give guitar lessons next.
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I detest anything to do with the BBC anyways……….
My hatred is made easier by this cock-eyed (cock guzzling) Welsh back door merchant.
Only this talentless Fuck could enjoy the career longevity that he has due to him ticking many of the BBC boxes.
Anywhere else he would have been binned many years ago.
He is a smug fucker due to the obscene salary he’s on for doing next to fuck all work.
I am also a smug fucker, who’s smugness comes from the fact that I don’t fund these cunts via a licence and many more cunts like me are stopping pay theirs too🤣
Fuck off BBC, you anti British, eff-nick, Labour arse kissing pàedo apologists.
I’m looking forward to the day (soon) when you are defunded and all of your so called stars (including oxygen thief Davis) have to make it in the real world without the BBC safety net.
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Weird looking fella isn’t he.
Like something out of a Tolkien novel.
I seem to remember the good old Beeb drafting Evan in as Jeremy Paxman’s replacement as presenter on Newsnight a few years ago.
Stupid cunts.
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Herman@
He looks like Jim Robinson from Aussie soap Neighbours.
If Jim Robinson had late stage AIDS.
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Ps
On the subject of po property,
Our house is the nicest on the street.
Just so you know.
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Po?
Fuckin chink phone.
Stop interfering.
I’m a Englishman 🇬🇧
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Of course it is, the only one with country cream gates.
Much love, from a not a fucking kimono wearer, it’s a Happi jacket!
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JP,
You’d feel really out of place at my house.
Most on here would.
Too opulent
Too tasteful.
I’d make you a cup of tea,
I’m English manners personified!
And you could stand on some newspaper drinking it while I hoovered you down.😁
But most on here I’d keep at the door,
Neighbours would think I’d opened a soup kitchen or something!!
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You’re a mench!
That’s a compliment.
And it’s better treatment than I’d get at the Worcestershire Warriors hangout!
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With spunk dribbling out of his ass!
I bet he leaves pearly white stains wherever he sits!
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Evan Davis that is🤣
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The rest of the fucking street fell down.
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I’d have to allow you inside CC,
On grounds of Diversity.
I’d cover the costly sofas in polythene in case with all the excitement you started that Welsh spit-talking.
I’d discreetly tell the other guests beforehand to wear safety goggles.
“Welsh?”
“Yes, Welsh. Sorry”.😄
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“Our house is the nicest on the street”……I wouldn’t be seen dead living on a street….how dreadfully plebeian…..do all the houses have numbers ?
The only number my house has is it’s own unique post-code
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You wouldn’t be allowed on my street.
You have to make a pitch to the panel of neighbours before you can live here.
Sniff.
You walked up in your Wellington boots sounding like bleeding Jimmy Nail,
It’s a firm no.
And dread to think what Margo from number 18 would think if she saw you eating pigeons like some bloody alley cat.
I’d pretend I didn’t know you.😜
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And I bet the Chez Miserable has just a driveway of about 12ft
If it isn’t at least half a mile long then you are a nobody.
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LL & F-F are just jealous because you said you’d invite me in for a cup of tea, Mis.
Petty jealousy, it’s very unattractive, and unbecoming.
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JP@
LL has never been through a front door in his life.
He’d be uncomfortable.
Sweating and fidgeting in his dungarees ,and wooly hat.
And I don’t really blame him.
He’s not genteel like me.
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I bet the driveway is taken up by an old transit-van parked on blocks and a deckchair where Miserable likes to sit in his string-vest while shouting abuse at his neighbours.
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Hehehe 😄
My vans full of scrap metal at the moment for the gyppos.
I’m trying to get a pup off their German shepherd bitch.
Company for the akita.
I’ve got to say Dick,
They’re dreadfully common fellows but not without a earthy charm!
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Company for the akita, or a weeks worth of food?
I for one will be admiring your dog skills.
Do let me know how that works out for you.
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@Mis… friend of mine had a German shepherd..ex-police dog….fucking thing never took it’s eyes off me…. used to try and stare the fucker out but I always lost…swear the bloody dog used to gloat when I had to blink.
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Growing up we always had two German shepherd at any time,
And if I said
“See em off!!”
You’d be in serious trouble .
The last of them was massive and was a serious badass.
All the local youth crossed the road to pass our house,
He’d try to ambush em!
Hehehe.
I cried my fuckin eyes out when he died 🐕🦺🚶
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I saw a German Shep today and he/her/they/them had on a muzzle and gave me, “yeah, I know” look! 😀
You used to see people with them in the 80s and 90s and you never went near them as the owner was usually a mentalist with no Motown LPs in their collection, let’s say. On;y dog that ever attacked me was a German Shep that some bellend had just got and the thing was going crazy, it was terrifying.
Crufts this happened. Unreal.
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Yeah, dogs with more-than-average wolf-DNA in them always look you in the eye that other dogs don’t. Many a cunt has those Husky-type dogs now, what are they called? You know the ones. Fuck me do those things get freaked out by EVERYTHING.
“GAAAAWAAAAAWAAAAAWAAAAWAAWOOOOOOONARFNARFNARFAWAWAWAWAWAWAWOOOOOO!!!”
That’s not the dog. That’s the spastic owner on their phone to the dog-shelter to hand the dog. Again.
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Dungarees and woolly hat….well you have got me there Miserable.
I’m not known as ‘Crossroads Benny’ for nothing.
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Only but what you can afford. Sounds sensible doesn’t it? Until you realise that you have to factor in rampant rises in mortgage payments to cover Sunak’s Covid lockdown borrowing, and then energy bills trebling to cover the green agenda etc.
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What’s Gollum doing in the header pic? 🤔
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Fucking hell!
Yes, I see it now, well done.
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Apparently he has had a “Prince Albert”… wonder if his boyfriend uses WD40 as a lubricant
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Wasn’t that a vintage Vauxhall?
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My first legal car was a Vauxhall Viva…I crashed it into the War monument in the middle of the village square unfortunately.
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Hahaha! What were the repercussions of that crash, Dick?
Second Opium War monument, was it?
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It was ( is) a Boer War monument…nothing much was said…I wasn’t the first or last to run into it due to it’s positioning close to 2 Pubs….Parish Council moved it to a different site a couple of years later after the Lord Lieutenant reversed into it.
I’m surprised none of the African teams are fancied for the World Cup….there’s normally some unfancied team that goes deep and I wouldn’t be surprised if it was Senegal this year.
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Aye, there are a few First World War monuments in rural Scotland that are in the middle of the road for some reason, which is bizarre as it’s hard to look at them. Presumably, in the 1920s there weren’t cars in those rural villages but in 2022, people go, “what the fuck is this?” and drive on.
That’s another reason to avoid World War 3 – the aftermath. There would a monument to the destroyed BBC and ITV studios. Ant and Dec statues with,
THEY DIED SO THAT WE MAY STILL WATCH
SATURDAY NIGHT KEBAB
NEVER FORGET
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Utter cunt truffle
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He has a very small head, almost shrunken looking . Reminds me of a glove puppet
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BahUC3EFWXA
2mins 42 sec.
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He certainly has the mark of homo on him. A lewd lascivious individual.That gaunt underfed look that AIDS victims have. The result of to many late nights bumming and sucking.
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Is he related to Jeffrey Dahmer ?
Wouldn’t it be smashing if a wayward Russian missile took out Jimmy Savile House ?
A nest of déviant rats.
The rot within.
Get To Fuck.
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I usually listen to PM at five o’clock on Radio 4 and this cunt has an annoying habit when he’s interviewing people, he pretends to chuckle when he’s asking them a question. It’s as though he wants them to think he’s not being too tough on them so they’ll still be his friend. It’s irritating.
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