Wimminz Football. Period

‘It’s not woman’s football, it’s just football’

Except it isn’t because it seems the ladies need a change to the traditional club colours they represent.

West Brom ladies will now play in Navy shorts rather that the club white (Navy shorts not Navy Knickers 😂)

It appears that periods are an issue with white shorts, do they go commando on the pitch 😉, perhaps they should take a look a the lard arse skater who doesn’t have an issue with her period.

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56 thoughts on “Wimminz Football. Period

  1. Don’t mean to be churlish, SOI…but a bird wearing dark shorts when she up on blocks seems like a rather good idea.
    It’s just amazing that they manage to play (their interpretation of) football in the first place without crying, flouncing off in a huff or blaming men for their sporting shortcomings.
    Still laughably shit to watch though.

    • I don’t mind The Women taking the knee but only to give my Todger a service

      Then it’s back to kitchen duties

    • TtCE – Doesn`t your second sentence already apply to the `men`’s game?
      Not that I watch, of course. It`s a man`s game.

    • Women footballers wouldn’t even get in a Sunday league B team

      She could bring the oranges on at half time as long as all the cleaning’s been done

  2. Football.

    Mens.

    Womens.

    One legged gay black Martians. Whoever, whatever. One common denominator. Cunts.

    I’ve not even read the nom. Don’t watch it, don’t support it, don’t pay the fuckers then they and it may go away.

  3. Why is this now an issue?

    Women have been involved in all sorts of sports for the last century.
    Only now have they decided that they should wear dark clothing?

    When they were playing at junior level they never sussed this out?
    When they were first given the clubs kit to wear there was no problem?

    Sounds like a lot of nonsense to me.
    If you watch the women’s events in the Olympics you will see many teams dressed in white.
    The odds are that 25% of the women competitors are on the blob.

    The gymnasts and athletes from these teams don’t need to change their team’s colours at any stage during the 3 week Olympics.

  4. Slightly off topic but just caught some of the lesbians rugby on the telly, fucking hilarious

  5. I’m surprised they don’t let themselves leak everywhere to show us how brave they are as it’s something the men don’t have to contend with.
    Still when I watch the mens team there is usually a lot of bloody cunts on the pitch as well.

  6. I read about this with incredulity the other day, what a load of bollocks.
    How have the ladies managed at Wimbledon all these years?
    And what about other vaginal excretions? Would marguerita pizza colour not be better? ( Mind you, as most are lezzers, there won’t be much need to camouflage spunk )
    It got me thinking though. Seeing as Man Utd shit themselves at Man City last week, could they not have worn brown shorts?

    • And another thing.
      I heard some terrible news this week.
      The wimminz football World Cup is only 10 months away.
      Please god NO !!!!

    • Correct.

      Sportswear manufacturers would have been onto this decades ago.
      They simply wouldn’t make white clothing for women for any sport.

      Women’s teams in any sport would not have white in their colours.

      Wimbledon would not have been able to insist on white as the only colour that could be worn for their tennis tournament.

  7. When I first started watching football in the fifties, the men were referred to wearing knickers in the programme. They also got very blooded, mostly from the hobnailed boots teams wore in the day, when they used to call it “getting stuck in”. What’s the issue here ?

    • Why would they play in shorts that look like they’ve been dragged through a slaughterhouse?

      I’m not concerned about men’s football,
      Certainly not about woman on the rag playing it.

    • Why don’t wimmin wear red poker dotted knickers, to blend in with the clowning about they do. Will they also wear special tops for when they start producing milk ?

      • The V-necked shirts men used to wear could be worn by the women, to bring in some excitement of the odd tit falling out. At least it would replace any of the skills that appears to be lacking in their game.

  8. I am fucking sick to death of wimminz footballers, assorted pundits and commentators.

    It’s just a load of butch lesbians playing a shit version of football. Boys’ schoolboy football is better and no cunt wants to watch that, apart from maybe the parents.

    If you have iptv (I know nuffink) you get all the foreign sports channels. Most show the Premier League with English commentary. Lately, I …I mean er.. my ‘friend’ have noticed how many games have a female commentator lately. At least two of the big games every fucking weekend. It seems all these foreign channels have the same wiminz commentator too. I end up mucking around, I mean ‘my friend’ ends up mucking around trying to find and synch some live radio commentary with a male commentating every weekend. It’s a fucking mission. Every weekend. At least that’s what I’ve heard.

    And those fucking pundits. I heard one harridan talking about defending against Erling Haaland. He’s 6″6, built like a brick shithouse and probably the fastest player in the league. He’s scoring a goal every 50 minutes and I believe we’re about to see the greatest centre forward of all time.

    He’s fucking unplayable. Think Shearer mixed with Thierry Henry and Peter Crouch. And Tyson Fury.

    Yet there was this mad tart going on about how to defend against the fucking cunt.

    It’s fucking ridiculous.

    It’s like me, over 50, average height and a stone overweight, going to my first ‘boxercise’ class at the gym tomorrow and then offering Tyson Fury out.

    • ‘Yet there was this mad tart going on about how to defend against the fucking cunt.’

      Exactly. How the fuck would you know, you dozy bint? The cunt could run around your mob, on his own, with a cup of tea in his hand and score before you can shout ‘Sexist’. I liken these gobshite broads to a works first-aider popping over and offering my crewmate and I advice at a cardiac arrest. (It’s happened, believe it or not).

  9. Why not remove the ball altogether and just let the women run around scantily clad. Isn’t that what we wanted in the first place ?

  10. I’ve not got an issue with wimmins sports, but, the thing that makes steam come out of my ears, accompanied by the sound of a locomotives whistle is the way it’s portrayed as being the same as mens sport and the way that media cunts jizz over themselves to get wimmin pundits on the mens game, wimmun rugby ‘players’ talking shite being my bète noir. They laughably want the same wages as the men? It’s a bit like me demanding the same wages as a surgeon. Same trade? Fuck off! If wimmins sport is so popular, (look at the ‘crowds’ next time you see a clip), let it stand on its own two feet. Sort your advertising revenue out, sort yiur own stadiums out etc. Stop leeching off the mens game and we’ll see how long you last. And media, stop subjecting us to the ‘opinions’, as that’s what they are as they haven’t the experience to back them up, of birds pontificating about the mens game. When I want your opinion, luv, it’ll be whether I want custard creams or Bourbons with the tea you’re making me.

    Good morning.

    • I was going to cunt a recent article and ‘discussion’ on a recent wimminz game between Spurs and Arsenal. I believe over 40,000 turned up.

      I don’t begrudge them that. Good luck to ’em I say.

      They didn’t say how many tickets were freebies or how much the tickets cost. That info was hard to find. Hmmm.

      But whatever, the wimminz I saw (players and the insufferable pundits) were saying how great it was to do this without any input from the men’s game. That it shows they can stand on their own two feet.

      Really? The game was played at the Emirates Stadium. A stadium built, maintained and paid for by the men’s game. As are the salaries and upkeep of the split arse teams. Who paid for promoting the game? Money from the wimminz? Get to fuck lol.

      Ok ladies, you’ve had the big crowd or two now so go on and survive on your own. You keep telling us you can now.

      You just know if we had a bizarre situation where the women’s game was brining in billions, while nobody gave a fuck about the men’s game, that they wouldn’t be helping out.

      Let this fucking shitfest survive on its own merits and stop patronising the fuck out of it, BBC et al.

      • Income from ticket sales are not really relevant to the player’s wages so even if 40,000 tickets were sold at a particular game it doesn’t count in a meaningful way to a demand for equal pay.

        When Messi was playing for Barcelona his estimated salary was between 70 and 90 million a year.

        If the team had 30 home games a season with an average of 80,000 spectators paying an average of 30 euros a ticket then the entire gate revenue would just about cover his wages.

        And there were many other players in the team on enormous salaries.

        The main bulk of a teams income comes from television rights.
        If the TV companies that are pushing the shit fest of women’s football on us were prepared to back up their claims that the sport was worth watching with hard cash, then the women who play it could get paid more.

      • You are correct on that front about football at the highest level.

        Lower league and non league teams (whose gates are about the same as the wiminz) survive off gates and local sponsors for the most part. And usually a rich/well off local cunt who loves the club and helps then out a bit with running costs.

        If wiminz footy is ‘top level football’ as the likes of the BBC and Sky claim, then indeed, let’s see who is prepared to pay the £50 a month TV subscription to ‘the women’s football channel’.

        I’d wager hardly any cunt would pay for it, but it would be nice to know so we can shut these patronising cunts up for good.

    • In all fairness Gene, you and the guys and gals who do your job ensure the patients get there alive so the surgeon can do his bit.

  11. As Dame Kweer is so anxious to be everybody’s friend, he should persuade his dykie MPs, and Jess Phillips to donate their jockstraps to the wimmns team, plus persuade Emily Thornberry and Diane Abbott to hand over their volominous bloomers to be torn up for extra heavy jam rags. Bound to get more thn dozen each out of each pair. Problem solved, and another halo for the Kweer one.

  12. To draw in the crowds to watch women play cricket and football, is to go back to the beginning, when they wore skirts. Only this time without the knickers. I’d be queuing up before the gates are open. Upskirt sports will become the rage.

  13. These alleged football players should have a word with some ballet dancers.

    Somehow they manage to be a lot more energetic and flexible whilst having their white knickers on show, without any period mishaps.

  14. I think the real issue is that they are more concerned about a follow through fart especially after a currie the night before, not very ladylike

  15. Gentlemen I propose that this coloured shorts malarkey is another attempt by the transbender brigade to further insinuate its self and the perversions they practice into what’s left of normality
    My reasoning is that men and women wear white shorts, now women will be allowed to wear dark colours to hide possible indications that the painters are in. This
    leaves the way open for a tranny to don dark shorts and declare “ I am a women the colour of my shorts tells you so”
    The human race will end soon and the flora and fauna of this planet will rejoice or something. People say I’m a mentalist! Gets better by the day.

    • Doesn’t make any difference to the colour of shorts the tranny wears, you’ll still be able to see his big hairy bollocks dangling out.

  16. And Wokegate can fuck off. He reckons not liking women’s football is ‘sexist hate’.

    It’s just fucking shite and I don’t enjoy watching it. Because it’s shite.

    The coverage of women’s football is incredibly patronising too. I caught a few seconds of the wiminz Euros and a split arse hit a shot so weakly from about 10 yards that the keeper dived in anticipation, got up and waddled (she was fat) to collect the ball before it crossed the line for a goal kick. The ‘striker’ was on her arse watching.

    Commentator said fuck all. Not even ‘poor shot’. Just a ‘and collected safely by the keeper’ or some shite.

    Same with the wiminz pundits. No cunt dare argue a point with them because they’d probably make them cry and it’d be ‘sexist hate’.

  17. It’s a tricky one, but …

    1. All football is shite, regardless
    2. Female footies want equality with men, but
    3. Want concessions because they’re women

    Points 2. and 3. cannot co-exist, surely ..

    4. Separate point but needs to be said, trans wimmin are not and never shall be women. Speaking as a female with a very specific female illness which a trans cunt will never get

    As you were Gents.

  18. Cunts need womens football to make the mens game look remotely masculine.
    Off switch cures all of it.

  19. I’m surprised they haven’t changed the rules yet. 90 minutes – too long. Size of goals – too big (especially given the comedy goalkeepers they employ). After all, golf has ladies tees.
    Good for them if they enjoy it, but I don’t see why the BBC has to pretend it’s like the real thing and interweave them into the coverage – sometimes you get tricked by the headlines on the website because it didn’t mention it was the shitty women’s team.

  20. For fucks sakes, another football nom
    Football players = homosexualists
    Football fans = wannabe homosexualists
    Anyone who talks about, watches games, can name a footballer = big cunt and obviously a homosexualist, or homosexualist apologist! Now, can we move on to something else? And another thing, why have no one famous died this week?? Selfish cunts!

  21. The gruesome nadir of this woke wimmins shitshow was last week. When the BBC actually put womens international games in the headlines above proper european competition games featuring clubs like Manchester United, Arsenal, Feyenoord and Roma. Putting those tarts on an equal footing is bad enough. But when they come above the proper game?! I hope the ‘Beeb’ burn in Hell.🔥🔥🔥

    And who was that squawking brainless bint next to monkey man Keown on ‘Final Score’ yesterday?

    And don’t even get me started on that Carney creature…..👿😬

  22. My biggest issue is the BBC trying to trick you into clicking on wimminz football stories by putting the headline as Chelsea vs Arsenal, when it is nothing of the sort.

    If I wanted to watch 14 year old boys standard football then I’d go down the park near my house on Saturday morning.

    Pretty sure some of them could beat the current women’s England team.

    Equal pay my arse

  23. One of the most longstanding and – dare I say – authentic ladies football clubs, Doncaster Belles, were actually relegated or thrown out of their division. Why? Not because they were a bad side. They were in the womens league successfully for over 20 years. They were chucked out simply to ‘make way’ for the newly formed Manchester City womens team. In other words, those Abu Dhabi cunts bribed the FA and the Belles got fucked off. True story, that is how dirty Manchester City FC are. Complete cunts.

  24. I’m retired, comfortably alright and might sound selfish, but the country will always be fucked, that’s why I can’t be arsed to vote. Thinking logically I’d prefer a female in charge, being a philogynist and if she fucks things up I wouldn’t be annoyed as much as I would, if it was a male.

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