Special Roles for Black Actors

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I know Lenny Henry was cunted previously, but I think it was a personal cunitng again, rather than what he did.

What happened was that he got a role in the Lord of the Rings film – nowt wrong with that I hear you say. After all, he is a talented actor we all love and is one step from being beatified to a National Treasure (hope you all realise that this is sarcasm).

Anyway, the issue was that the role was completely made up – the character he was meant to be hadn’t appeared in any of the books, but they had to shoe-horn in a person of colour (as opposed to a coloured person, which is, apparently, offensive) and, hence, made up a new character.

I didn’t really think anymore of it until I received an email flyer from Wilton’s Music Hall for a Christmas Wind in the Willows special. There are two new characters “Duck” and “Otter” – both for dark keys. However, Mole is now also a silvery moon.

Honestly – where will this shot stop (not with the current “conservative” party, that’s for sure).

I’m sorry, but I can’t add a link as the one to the music hall just shows the show, not pictures of the characters.

Nominated by: Lord Cuntingford

150 thoughts on “Special Roles for Black Actors”

  2. Racism will never end.
    Black activists don’t want it to end.
    They just want the upper hand.
    Stupid, apologetic white people are falling over themselves to give it to them.

      • Why don’t they give them parts they used to have to fit their image; rapists, thieving, murdering scum ?

    • Benjamin Zephaniah is a career Cunt his job is to explain to us simpletons how bad the Empire was

      Turning down an OBE in 2003
      (Blair’s idea) instead of saying no thank you he made a song and dance about it

      He is a crime fighter though because he found out he is infertile

      He has a job that requires a lot of skill apparently, he’s a Pooet

      • come on the whole point of refusing an OBE CBE etc is to make a song and dance about it, fuck me Lennon never shut the fuck up about it neither did Bowie.
        The list of refusers includes french & saunders, John Cleese,
        Roald Dahl, Danny Boyle, even stephen hawkin wouldn’t shut up about it…so they unplugged him

      • I Think They Object to the Term EMPIRE the Twats
        The Rastas Have no Problem with Haile Selassie who Apparently Was Emperor of Ethiopia

        Therefore an Emperor Runs an EMPIRE

        Wankers

    • Take blacks and whites out of the picture and racism would still be rife. There’s plenty of it in Asia and the middle east, it’s just our pathetic, childish media don’t want to acknowledge it.

  3. I’d like to see the G#llyw@gs in Rupert Bear do a drive-by shooting on Rupert and Big Ears…I don’t trust those two…I suspect they are The Gays.

    • Golly. Wives or girlfriends shouldn’t be firing on old Rupert and Big Arse from guns bought by their over paid leather heads. R & B aren’t of the shirt lifting brigade.

    • Not me, Fuck ’em, I’ll be the one cutting, i’d eat a Sooty pie before I’d ever eat a cat or dog.

      • Never gone over to the dark side, you couldn’t even tempt me to touch a dark one in the dark in a blindfold with rubber gloves on, not even if you promised me afterwards I could have Pierce Brosnum naked & covered in whipped cream.

  5. Hehe, there won’t be any white actors soon, it will go like the fucking adverts, cunt film and TV drama producers will be afraid of being cancelled if they don’t fill their cast full of dark skies.

    Black TV channels but no fucking white ones, give people the choice, all white, all black or the minstrels 😂

    Katanga!!

    • Then it will start all over again. Who wants to be in the New Black & white Minstrel Show.

    • Unless they start casting honkies in black roles. How about a re-make of 12 Years A Slave, but this time make it watchable, dramatic, and interesting. Cast a cracker as the slave. Let’s have a white Mohammad Ali boxing to the shakey end. Pethaps a white woman playing that South African Mandela terrorïst. Let’s have a purple-faced, sausage-snaffling gammony old cunt playing MLK:
      Martin Luther fucKing Whitey.

    • I did see an advert featuring a white man and nobody else the other day. I don’t believe he was a heemasex, either.

      A novelty.

  6. It’s certainly a good time to be a black actor/entertainer/celebrity/politician etc. Poor whitey can’t black up so their only choice is to be gay/tranny.
    The “oppressed” are top of the tree nowadays. If you’re not a “victim” you can fuck off.

    • We are the victims though, I mean it came to the point long ago that the line was drawn.
      And well ……….according to society now, i am indeed a racist.
      They will push.

  7. This bollox will never end. I must say I was surprised at the smooth accession of Charles III. I expected someone to demand that the next king should be a black person.

    • I’ll never forgive Leonard Henry .
      I’m a Middle Earth superfan.
      Attending events all over the UK dressed in full dwarvish battle dress.

      I’ve spent over £25 ,000 in my hobby having specialist armour, weaponry, made and night classes to learn ancient dwarven language.

      And how do they repay me ?

      A fuckin sootie in the shire.

      I’ve since given attending live action role play.

      I hope the whole shire is carpet bombed.
      Middle earth is devasted by nuclear warheads.
      Wipe out the hobbits
      The fuckin elves.
      Burn the ents of fanghorn forest!!
      Shove it up your ring.

      Accept it?
      Those are the words of Grimer Wormtongue.

      Keep it pure
      Heil sauron✋🏻

      • Good news for you MNC – the Lenny Henry Hobbit dies in episode 8 of season 1 of the Rings of Power. Lenny is out of a job and will have to go back to selling rooms at Premier Inn.

        Lenny only had one memorable line in Rings of Power – “the skies are strange” (which sounded like “de skais rr strraang”). He looked and sounded like a shrunken version of Benny from Crossroads.

      • Good.
        It’s JRR Tolkien not Token.
        Lenny’s character should be called Shoehorn of the shire.

        But over it now MMCM!

        I’ve joined a live action role play group called

        “The sons of the south”

        We have regular bonfires and dress as ghosts.
        Seem nice people!👍

      • Sons of the South ?

        Sounds ominous.

        Sons of the Desert would be better – the Laurel and Hardy fan club.

      • I like ‘Them that hills’ and ‘Laughing gravy’ best.
        But love everything they did.

        Innocent, no swearing or smutty stuff.
        Still really funny.

        Genius in my book.

      • Stabbed or a ride-by longbow shooting?

        He was a good hobbit, never in a gang and loved his mum.

        Aspiring farmer.

  8. Having the whip hand I think it’s called.

    In media and entertainment they are beheld as the pinnacle of everything we should aspire to be..

    Meanwhile for those of us not taking nor ever taking The Knee we hear daily of the crimes and outrageous behaviour of this troublesome whining minority.

    Perhaps when they are all highly paid actors and politicians the immensely disproportionate amount of trouble they cause will disappear.

    But I fucking doubt it.

  9. Coming soon, a reworking of Arthurian legend on our beloved BBC:

    KING ARFA & DA BRUVS OF DA ROUND TABLE

    Arfa is transported to England from distant shores on the mythical vessel ‘Da Winrush’. He becomes King as the only man who can pull the machete from the stone. Arfa is devoted to his Queen, for whom he uses the pet name ‘Bitch’, though rumour has it that Bitch is ‘havin jiggy wiv’ Sir Lootalot, one of Arfa’s Bruvs of da Round Table.
    Arfa’s reign is helped by his witch doctor Merle who has magical powers, including the ability to make each of da Bruvs disappear whenever a baby is born. Merle also gives another Bruv, Sir Lenward, the ability to find racism where none exists.
    Don’t miss episode 1: Arfa and da search for da Holy Grass.

      • The people of Merrie Englande were all black, as everyone knows, so I think you’d be ideal in the role Sam.

    • Sorry to spoil the reverie but Netflix have already made a woke Arthurian series with a mixed-race Arthur, centered around the Lady of the Lake when she was young and ’empowered’.

      It was called ‘Cursed’.

  10. And what about that black woman Jodie Turner-Smith playing the role of Anne Boleyn? That was a fucking joke! What would our Henry have thought of that?

    • Whereas 12 Years a Slave & Roots were portrayed by black actors, & had a happy ending, when watched backwards.

    • In that crap Anne Boleyn thing, her ladies in waiting were black and Asian. Her brother was black, but her uncle was white. Just shows that Channel 5 is up itself with wokery, as bad as the Beeb and C4.

      • I was of the impression that the silly bastards had aired the RNIB version by mistake.

    • Should have had good Ol King Sooty the VIII in it, to keep it historically accurate seeing as blacks build Europe for us…according to that retarded utter ape’s cunt louis farrakhan

  11. Should of made toad black, they drive like cunts, no tax or insurance.. off their faces on cannabis..
    Eventually gunned down by racist armed police.

    • They could set it in Nigeria.
      Instead of “Beep-Beep”, you could have D’Toada of D’Toada Hall sitting in the road saying, “Ooga-Dooga!”

      Da Wind In Da Willow.
      YOU must BOOK de tickets now.
      SENding name and bank account deTAILS to ME.

      Ooga.

  13. Still got my golly*** badges I painstakingly collected from the labels of Robertson’s Jam. Never thought much about it at the time, but some years later it caused so much fuss at school. They make me laugh now though, every time I dig them out.

  14. Hobbiton has really gone down the shitter since Lenny Henry moved in.

    Bag End is now a crack den with Frodo an absent babyfather and county lines gang boss with Samwise as his enforcer.

  17. The embodied form of Sauron was revealed in the last episode of Rings of Power. He is of course white. And he speaks with a northern English accent.

  18. Lenny Henry can’t even act and never could. Thick as pigshit Uncle Tom and all. Henry saying it was ‘great that we are reimagining (that fucking word again) these tales that are thousands of years old’..

    Fucking what?!!! Thousands of years old?! The time of Jesus Christ was only just over two thousand years ago. Does this swanny river imbecile think that these stories are (a) real and (b) predate most of history? Tolkein wrote these stories in the 20th Century. Someone needs to tell that thick treeswinger that.

    And those BBC cunts are going to shoot themselves up the arse yet again, all in the name of diversity. After the spectacular failure of their female Doctor Who, the ‘Beeb’ have reinstated a very popular and male Doctor from years ago. With Tennant back in the TARDIS, ratings will go up and fans will be happy for once. But they have also promised the role of the Doctor to a black poove. So, any reprieve Doctor Who has got will not last.

    • “Reimaging” is Hollywoke cuntspeak for hijacking a successful story and butchering it with woke social justice messaging.

      I’m sure there are some African myths and legends that can be brought to the big screen and reimagined by white actors.

      Great innit Lenny?

      • Could we “re-inagine” Desmond’s with posh crackers?

        Jonathan: Good evening. Could I trouble you for a haircut?

        Desmond: Why of course, old chap. Have a seat. Anything for the weekend, old boy?

        Jonathan: A packet of large ones, Des. I’m on a promise.

        Desmond: You lucky cunt, Sir.

      • What kind of legends?
        I only know the one about the monkey cunt who sat outside a mud hut for a million years picking his arsehole with a stick & sniffing it. Day in day out he sat & did fuck all but pick his arse. Then one day a mighty white God lifted him up & took him to a foreign land full of free money & rap music and he lived happy ever after, killing other monkeys for fun and sitting day in day out outside his free council house picking his arsehole with a stick & sniffing it.

    • Did he actually say that? That Lord of the Rings is a story, “thousands of years old” with a straight face? Bwaaaahaaaahaaaa!

      • Tolkien was loosely set in England during the pre-Norman invasion. Tolkien was a professor of Saxon & Norman studies. Gandalf the wizard’s look and name were modelled on
        ArchBishop Gundulf’s bearded statue with crosier staff which stands on the the front of Rochester Catherdral, which he built & Rochester Castle too & the Tower of London plus others. Anyway there were no blacks in Rochester or the story.

  19. Special role for Blecks and looks like special roles for daki cunts in government.

    I fail to understand who someone can break their own ministerial code by sending an unauthorised email from a private account with sensitive (but not national security documents) to someone else, reliase their error then resign.

    Perhaps it not the midas touch but the Daki Touch.

    Sunak the Snake – pledged allegiance to BloJo – then resigns – BloJo forced to resign – Sunak wants his job, eventually gets it (probably realising that Trussed up would fuck up so keeps quiet for a few weeks)

    Suella the Snake MK2 – pledged allegiance to Truss – fucks up (quite badly) – resigns – slags off Truss – gets new job on Monday in Sunak the Snakes cabinet

    Have I missed something here? is this morally not right that she be given a new position after resigning and having done something quite bad?

    • She could be Vito Corleone or one of the Kray Twins – it matters not, as long as she stems the tide of Channel Dinghies. She has talked the talk so far. But will she wake the walk?

      I enjoyed her reverse channeling of Martin Luther King – “I have a dream…….shutting down immigration into the UK”.

    • She fucked up on purpose, reported herself and resigned knowing it would be the straw that broke Truss’s back.

      BTW putting Gunga Din in charge of limiting the arrival of sambos seems a not dissimilar task to asking Fred West if he minds watching your kids for half an hour.

  20. An Indian Prime Minister, a black Doctor Who LBGT dwarf throwing on strictly cum whilst you’re dancing.

    The shire now belongs to the Orc’s.

    The Queen died after her country.

    • Dwarf throwing should be an Olympic sport, don’t give a fuck what colour the dwarfs are or even if they’ve got bits missing, just funny as fuck watching the little cunts get thrown about, especially the female one with the fat legs, funny as fuck.

      • Moderated again. Fuck it.

        (Unfortunately, Wordfence doesn’t like the word “Dwarf”. I’ve let it through this time but best find alternatives next time. Cheers – Day Admin)

  21. I think calling Henry a “talented actor” is akin to saying pol pot was a humanitarian.
    Henry is an anti white racist pure and simple and the only reason he has the platform today is because of his perverted anti white racist views.

  22. The Casting for “Mein Fuhrer” was cast to include spoons, and the lead ( the Fuhrer) was intended to be Black.
    So far the production has stalled due to the lack of black actors to play key roles.
    Poor whitey must inevitably fill the gaps.

  23. There’s a scene in Lord of the rings,
    Where they light a beacon fire on a snowy mountain top.
    Then you see other beacon fires spring to life on other peaks.

    This is based on a real thing.
    Throughout the country we had places for beacon fires to warn of invasion by filthy foreigners.
    The Spanish armada
    The ducky french.

    Although nowadays it’s dinghies full of Albanians.

    • That was Henry VIII chain of Beacons. From the sea to London & other major towns to notify the cities of possible Spanish invasion. Quicker than horse messengers. Most towns still have a Beacon Hill, Beacon Road Beacon point etc. New Beacons were erected across England on the original sites & lit for the 1977 Silver Jubilee.
      Quite good it was.

      • We had beacons at the Queens Jubilee this year as well.

        Beaconsfield is another beacon town, not far from me.

      • There’s several Warden Points too, named as the Fire warden lived there as the look out.

    • Is Hartshead Pike one of those said beacons i’m wondering good yeoman? Many a happy amorous interlude enjoyed in days of yore parked aside that impressive structure.Must be built on some type of Ley (grin) line.

      • Yes according to wiki it had a warning beacon, like Dover once had two, Pharos or lighthouses, but more as warning beacons. Hart is the old word for a female deer so maybe the hill is shaped like a deer head? Isle of Harty in Kent was a Saxon deer breeding enclosure. Breed for hunting. Fuck knows why I know this shit. Misspent youth at a posh girls school before I discovered shagging.

  24. Tolkien wrote around the myths of the Anglo-Saxons and the rich heritage of the English. The Anglo-Saxons and Vikings knew of blacks but in fact referred to them as blue people.
    Now go home and write a 200 word essay on the subject and avoid the fried chicken shop or you might end up blue and on a slab yourself.

    • Already did. Rochester Cathedral lass. School was obsessed with Tolkien and Tolkien was obsessed with Archbishop Gundulf of Rochester & used him as a model for Gandalf.

      • He definitely based Gandalf on Gundulf.
        He fleshed it out with characteristics of old stories of Merlin and Odin too.

        While LOTRs is a 20th century invention it’s based on stories that ARE a thousand years old.

        Maybe that’s what Leonard meant?

        Anyway, he shouldnt be in it.
        Like finding ratshit in a wedding cake.

        You shall not pass!!!!!

      • Yeah he did a JK Rowling before she was born. She gathered up every fucking legend & mythical character out there & threw them all in a cauldron.

      • More importantly,we have the great man to thank for some of Led Zepps more ethereal lyrical content.Plant was essentially channeling old JR with Page handling the Crowley aspects.Light n shade equalling musical genius of the highest realm.

  25. The Tolkien family made about $250m from Amazon for the rights to this pile of shite. I think they were called something like the Unfinished Tales, basically stuff that didn’t readily relate to The Hobbit and LOTR.

    A lot of Tolkien purists are massively pissed off and I don’t blame them, if any other company spent a billion dollars making something that bombed so spectacularly it would probably bankrupt them but not Amazon unfortunately.

    • Rings of Power is largely based on the appendices to Lord of the Rings and also a miscellaneous collection of Tolkien writers edited and published by his son, Christopher, in 1981 called Unfinished Tales.

      It’s all great stuff. However, the material is sketchy and not fully realised so the creators of Amazon’s TV show somehow have to fill in the missing gaps. It shows – although overall, I thought the series a reasonable effort. Not great but neither a disaster. The PC casting is ridiculous of course.

    • Can’t moan about that, wish some old relative of mine had writing a bestseller I could bleed for eternity.

  26. My other half is a black lady, from Nigeria to be exact. She doesn’t do any of this race baiting shit, she actually is grateful for the UK having her and letting her do a university course here. She has never experienced any racism either. She’s fedup of these race grifters as much as I am.

    • I like that black woman on GB news, NANA? if ever I had a twin sister of another race it’s her. I generally don’t like blacks so its easier to just avoid them, its not a skin thing its a culture & attitude thing. But I can finish her sentences & know exactly what she’s going to say next. Sisters under the skin Nana & me.

  29. I was going to comment about “colour blind casting”
    But I’ve had a skinful, so I won’t.
    But how I long for the days when you could watch actual comedy, without worrying if it offended.

    • Like Jimmy Carr offensive? got to admire the genius of that wanky little ventriloquist dummy, might be a cunt person but his aids mosquito joke was a classic, as was Frankie’s cage fighter & Harvey joke. Shame the cunt went all woke. I asked Boyle on twatter years ago why he’d given up comedy, cunt blocked me. Me a total nobody he blocked LOL. Yet my favourite is still Micky Flanagan.Not really offensive but a cheeky little fucker.

      • Yes these ‘edgy’ comedians are really delicate little flowers on Twitter. They don’t have a team of writers on hand so if you show them up, they block you sharpish.

        If they have developed their wit and repartee the hard way through gigging the comedy circuit, it must’ve been for very soft audiences.

  30. every thing is twisted nowadays to suit whoever is shouting the loudest, the yanks did it with WW2 films.
    How long before the enemy within starts on the “horrendous white” films portraying WW2 and remakes them to show ” their truth” of what happened, The Dambusters will be first Guy Gibson as a transgender black with a dog called Honky laying waste to Jerry in a drive by shooting from an old Cortina . Sink the Tirpitz showing how brave potential architects and doctors in a rubber dinghy set off from France to thwart the Hun.
    Can you imagine the fucking uproar if they had a whitey playing a darkie eg as Cunta Kinte in Roots, as has been said on here numerous times racism is a one way street and can only be perpetuated by the whites upon our off white population.
    Never did I think that Britain would indulge so many outright lies and half truths just to placate a load of cunts who want facts and history changed to make them appear better than they really are, eventually the truth will reemerge from the layers of shit that is covering it at present. Cant build anything on shite foundations that includes society

    • ‘laying waste to Jerry in a drive by shooting from an old Cortina’

      I nearly spat my cider out reading that.

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