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Smooth Radio is a load of cunt.

While in the kidney unit, I have had the misfortune to listen to this soulless corporate dogshit. It really is the pits. First off, most of the ‘DJs’ are cunts who aren’t DJs at all. They are all third rate celebrity cunts like Mylene Klass, some tart off Casualty, and the admittedly fit Kirsty Gallagher. Why can’t a radio station employ proper radio presenters?

Then there’s the music. When they play anything good, they cut out entire verses of songs. Just so they can put in more adverts (the usual soulless ‘Ts and Cs apply’ too fast to understand shite). And the rest of it is the same every fucking day. Endless repeats of Fat Reg, Celine Dion, Richard Marx, and it’s always the same bloody songs. I also hate it because they still play that fucking creep (I can’t put on here what I really think he was) Michael Jackson. Every day, Man In The Fucking Mirror.

Smooth Radio? Yeah, smooth as shit…😒

Smooth Radio Link

Nominated by: Norman

91 thoughts on “Smooth Radio”

  1. Sounds great.
    Lionel Richie? Bit of Luther Van dross?
    Audio hell.

    Beige music for the masses.
    Tell them it’s making your condition worse.

    Knew whacko Jacko would be on there,
    Smooth criminal.

    • A lot of cunt dj’s on here and no mention of the Biggest cunt of them all Chris Moyles

      BBC paid that fat CUNT £ 650 k a year along with Wogan

      I Hear he is going in the jungle on I’m a celebrity (I’m a cunt more like) Well I be behind the pig with a Spear

    • I got into this station after you plugged it several months back. Like you, I’ve never looked back, both me and the wife love it and the sister station Boom Light. Great stuff

      • There you go, Norm! It’s a cracking station, eh, Moggie? I also like the way they involve listeners, too. It’s like a club that you’re privileged to be involved in.

      • I really appreciate the way they play album tracks that other stations don’t and which I’d never hear otherwise. I’ve never heard so much unknown music by well known performers.

      • I know what you mean. I listen to ‘Greatest Hits Radio’ at work as our trucks don’t have DAB, and, if they play say, The Clash, it’s always ‘Rock The Casbah’ or something safe like that, Boom! played ‘Bank Robber’, the other day. Or Madness, Greatest Hits, always ‘House Of Fun’, Boom! – Nighboat To Cairo.

        Wonderful.

    • Plus, when they play the Vintage Chart Show on a Sunday lunchtime, orThe Top Five, at 1100hrs on weekdays, if say, Gary Glitter’s in the chart, they’ll play the record rather than do the BBC thing and airbrush it out of history. Used to listen to Radio 2, but, apart from Popmaster, the station’s gone to rat shit.

    • Bugger, my car is a 2006 model, so hasn’t DAB capabilities to tune in.

      Looks like I’ll gave to keep listening to Beige FM. That said, I do have a soft spot for Jennie McFucknuts in the morning.

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  3. As long as it’s not Steve Wright and his “posse” of sycophantic wankers, it’ll do for me.

    Hated the show,Steve…delighted when you got sacked.

  4. By the end jacko thought everyday was Halloween when he looked in the mirror.
    A ghost faced gargoyle looking back.

  5. morn horn! nice nom picture….. just popping out for some tissues..ahem …..some milk…..

  6. Smooth is corporate dogshit for sure and has the ability to make good oldie tunes into never wanna listen to again music.

    As for the ‘DJ’s’ id personally smash the back doors out of all of them, especially Kate Garroway and Mylene Classe (or whatever her name is and how you spell it)
    In fact, id French Kiss her Arsehole come to think of it……………Slag.

  7. I can still recall BBC Radio 1 back in the 80s and 90s.
    Back then we were being assailed by Stock, Aitkin and Waterwank and their constant electro-pop synthetic dirges. But then the R1 DJs were no better:-

    Gary Davies
    Steve Wright
    Dave Lee Travis
    Peter Powell
    Tommy Vance (he was decent with his Friday Rock show)
    And of course Simon fucking Bates and his “Our Tune” bollocks

    Of course Radio 1 is probably a shite load worse now. Not that I know or care as nearly all radio is a bunch of arse.

    • ‘Our Tune’ was quality, you fucking Philistine😃

      I often have the theme tune playing in my head when a patient’s droning on with a particularly long and boring history of their presenting complaint.

    • The friday night rock show was awesome, god i used to love that, taping it and keeping the best songs. Shit, that takes me back to the good times.
      The cunting?
      Smooth radio?
      Sounds like it fulfils the same function as the smooth muscle just inside the anus to expel the waste. (Dont ask me how i know that).

  8. I couldn’t name a radio DJ if I tried,
    It not being 1943 I don’t listen to radio

    Other people’s taste in music irritates me.

    You’ve got carte blanche to play whatever you want to unknown millions and you pick ‘Gold’ by Spandau ballet?!!!

    Or fuckin Bryan Adams?

    And they talk about mundane shite.
    I want scandal.
    Unsubstantiated rumours,
    Libel, start a argument with another DJ,
    Accuse them of something disgusting!!

    Fuck radio.

    • I knew a DJ who worked for a regional station on the south coast. As it belonged to a conglomerate made of other ‘regional’ stations the playlist was out of their hands so they all played the same shit all over the country; Robbie Williams, Adele, Ed Sheeran, Fat Reg etc.

      She left after a couple of years and went to a DAB station.

      I don’t really listen to radio; Greatest Hits, Magic, Gold, Smooth are all the same sonic wallpaper.

  9. Mylene Klass reminds me of Kerry Katona. Kate Price and the pug ugly Stacey Solomon – if there were no red top tabloids and media, they would just be low class whores dropping their knickers on a bit of wste ground for £5 a throw. Ditto Carole Vordermn, though she might get £7.50

  10. Like television, most commercial music radio has become a medium for wimminz.
    My good lady listens to Heart FM in her car and it’s much the same bollocks. Ed Sheeran, ABBA, Bonnie Tyler all on loop. Talent free ‘presenters’ like Emma Bunton, Mark Wright and that showbiz bike, Amanda Holden.
    Horrendous shite, but the wimminz love it.
    It’s not DJ-ing anymore. It’s just a pre recorded anodyne backing track full of cretinous adverts and even more cretinous z list celebs talking shit.

  11. Music for people that don’t like music.
    These cunts at work have local radio on all day. Sometimes it’s stuck between stations so all you hear is static and they don’t even notice it

    • I listen to ISAC FM.
      It only plays in my head.
      DJs include Keith Moon
      Steve Jones from the sex Pistols,
      Viv stanshall and John’s not mad.

      They have a quiz where you get insulted,
      Mischievous phonecalls,
      And callers can phone in for their problems to be laughed at,
      You can make requests-denied!!
      And it plays only jolly tunes from late 60s to late 70s.

      Oh an Kenny Everetts on too .

      • Ho ho, John’s Not Mad.
        Utterly brilliant telly in 1987 and the first time the word “cunt” was used on British telly (I believe).
        Here’s 5 minutes of cheekiness ftom young John:
        https://youtu.be/mc649QTtuaU
        Morning MNC/all.

      • If like him on the football pundits panel alongside Rio Ferdinand and Karen Carney.

        They would have to suck it up, as they received a flurry of racist and sexist abuse between John explaining why Liverpool should play 3 in midfield. I can see it tha noo

        “Och I agree Rio. But ya see, Henderson should..Ya fuckin’ black CUNT! Go pick me some cotton with ya big gay hooter! Bignosed puff! Pug off tha fookin’ Bash Street Kids…Henderson should be dropping a little deeper because…Carney ya fucking face is like a welder’s fuckin’ bench ya sleekit slag. Why yee here anyhoo, fuckin’ go rim a badger Yee ugly cunt yee!…the central defence needs more support ya see. Wha yee lookin at me like that fee?”

      • The first use of the word cunt on British tv was in 1970 on a show with David Frost, he almost cried and flounced out the studio, the toadie cunt!!!

  14. Feel free to tell us what you really think of Jacko, he’s dead, you can’t libel the creepy cunt.

  15. In addition to using “Newpipe” as an ad-free Youtube app, cunters can also easily download an APK for a cracked open version of Spotify to sidestep the tedium of the radio…

  16. Yet another good reason to avoid going into hospital, on top of catching Covid and botched surgery, etc, etc.
    Nowt worse than being forced to endure a radio station that makes you ill.
    Cunts who want to listen to the aforementioned bilge should be made to indulge via the use of headphones.
    My radio at home affords me the choice of multiple stations, why is it that patients Are denied this facility?
    I would rather die than be subjected to shite like Smooth Radio.
    Probably another clever ploy to cut demand on a health service the taxpayer on average shells out £5000+ a year for, whether they use it or not.

      • Maybe I got it arse about face?
        Could it be the thought of Smooth Radio in hospital actually attracts more patients than it repels?

  17. I feel your pain. Drives you mad hearing the same few tunes over and over and having no escape from it. And playing that crappy beige shite all day? No wonder you get mass shooters.

    Myleene Klass you say? Insufferable, gobby, woke bitch, but I would gladly snaffle out her ringpiece until I passed out. She’s one of those birds that gives me the horn to the degree that she could fart in my presence and I’d probably jizz in my pants.

  19. My mrs has Heart Radio on all day and I work from home.
    I keep complaining, a mixture of Ed Sheeran, Adele, some shite rap and old songs. But the same old songs. Must have a playlist of 50 songs of which they change about 2 a month and then bring them back a few months later.
    Hear Gala’s Free from Desire or whatever is called everyday for the last 4 years.
    Absolute shite!

    • Boom! has played, in the last ten minutes, Mott The Hoople – All The Young Dudes, You’re So Good To Me – The Beach Boys, Billy Idol – Eyes Without a Face, Sutherland Brothers and Quiver – Arms Of Mary and is now playing Dusty Springfield – I only Want To Be With You. All in less than fifteen minutes.

  21. The entire qualification for being a music radio presenter is being able to talk drivel between shite music.

    Even bette if you’re an anal invader or a wimminz of colour.

    Serves you all right for listening to the radio and encouraging the cunts!

    PS you’re also giving life to mockneys who seem to be used anytime they want to advertise anything related to physical labor.

    Cunts

  22. Another case of a big pot of straws which sleb cunts can put their mitts in and pluck one out saying i can do that job giss it,but they aint no yosser hughes. Boom radio all the way. Kind of miss steve wright in a way, cosy familiarity and all that. Only popmaster and lord ken left on 2 now. Fuck the bbc and the cunts at radio 2. Listeners.

    • The joy of inclusion.

      Still it’s Labour, they’ve been passing off Di Abbott as a woman for years.

    • I bet that freak will go down like a dog shit sandwich with those of a peaceful persuasion. Unk, fire up the oven for the talentless cunt.

  24. Surprised there’s no mention of the best music presenter, John Peel. Besides playing an eclectic range of music and first with anything new, he gave you knowledgeable insight and never spoke whilst the music played, similar to a radio 3 announcer. Annie Nightingale was the female equivalent.

  25. I assume patients aren’t forced to listen to this excuse for music and it isn’t some kind of euthanasia by osmosis ?

  26. Just imagined all those ladies naked, rubbing their wet flanges up against each other.

    Made me shudder with excitement,

    • Yes to the above except for that Dark-Quay bird. She is gopping…..

      I’d especially fuck that Mylene bird. Id lick her flaps just like a vegan licks a lettuce leaf.
      Utter whore…….

    • Believe the Radio 3 women announcers are stunning. They won’t release any images of them in case you have a heart attack. For what reason I wasn’t told.

  27. I have a similar experience at work with Hallam FM. There’s only so many times I can take that Sia bitch screaming about being unstoppable before I completely lose my sanity.

  30. If my wife ever played this pap she would have to move back to her sisters again.

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