Smooth Radio

(Smooth Operators. See what I did there? – Day Admin)

Smooth Radio is a load of cunt.

While in the kidney unit, I have had the misfortune to listen to this soulless corporate dogshit. It really is the pits. First off, most of the ‘DJs’ are cunts who aren’t DJs at all. They are all third rate celebrity cunts like Mylene Klass, some tart off Casualty, and the admittedly fit Kirsty Gallagher. Why can’t a radio station employ proper radio presenters?

Then there’s the music. When they play anything good, they cut out entire verses of songs. Just so they can put in more adverts (the usual soulless ‘Ts and Cs apply’ too fast to understand shite). And the rest of it is the same every fucking day. Endless repeats of Fat Reg, Celine Dion, Richard Marx, and it’s always the same bloody songs. I also hate it because they still play that fucking creep (I can’t put on here what I really think he was) Michael Jackson. Every day, Man In The Fucking Mirror.

Smooth Radio? Yeah, smooth as shit…😒

Smooth Radio Link

Nominated by: Norman

91 thoughts on “Smooth Radio

  1. Oh, and the Alien Ant Farm version of Smooth Criminal is better than Jackson’s. Much better. The Weird Al Yankovic parody of Beat It is better than the original song too.

  2. The once great Piccadilly Radio 261 is now some soulless corporate autopilot shite like ‘Magic’ or ‘Heart’ or some such bollocks.

    And its sister station, Key 103 (always was a shit name) is full of shrill voiced woofters and that fat cunt off Phoenix Nights (not Peter Kay, the other fat cunt). Fucking dreadful.

  3. Boom Radio, Gold and Heart 70’s play decent stuff.
    Radio 2 is now only good for Sounds of the 70’s and previously Sounds of the 60’s until the cunts moved it from 8.00 to 6.00 on Saturday morning.

  4. Does that gormless attention seeking blonde slag keep pimping out her husband who’s been dying of covid for what feels like the fucking 20 years everything she needs to massage her ego.
    Now I’m withing he would pop his clogs so I don’t have to hear about it anymore.

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