Sam Cox

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Who is Sam Cox? Well Mr Doodle as he is known is an ‘artist’ who has brought a mansion in Kent and drawn all over it in black marker pen and spray paint. And I mean all over it, everywhere. All floors, ceilings, stairs, worktops, walls, toilet seats…even his hot Ukrainian Mrs new Prius gets doodled.

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Is there a point? Fucked if I know. Maybe some kind of obsessive compulsion? Maybe a clever way to raise his profile as an artist to daft cunts with more money than working brain cells? Maybe he is just another Great British eccentric?

Just reading the article and looking at the interior had my head aching and eyes squinting, never mind having to live in the fucking thing.

Sam, you are probably harmless but stay away from those Country Cream gates, you daft cunt.

Nominated by: Liberal Liquidator

66 thoughts on “Sam Cox”

  2. The most revealing thing is that he kept a running total of exactly how many bottles of paint, pen nibs and spray cans that he used over the two years.

    He is probably the obsessive type that collects all of his piss in jars and has a special room to store them in.

    Clearly a fucking fruit cake.

    His 1.35 million pound mansion is worth about £150 now.
    The cunt.

  3. Do just stop oil know about this bell end.
    We need new oil licences just to satisfy this fruit loops obsession..

  4. Useless/time wasting Ginger fox-piss smelling cunt.
    Another ‘WoW Look at me’ attention seeking bell-end.
    Send him to the Russian Front and let him doodle on Putin’s tanks…………
    and see what happens.
    Absolute 1st degree Hornblower.

  5. She’ll soon tire of the ‘look at me’ Harry Halfwit lookalike. I bet his monochrome decor reflects his persona.
    I’m happy to step in if she gets bored.

  6. Perhaps all the doodles are a ploy to detract people from his frightful gingerness.

    Why grow a beard?

    You would think that gingers would want less hair, not more.

  7. Fucking typical…when he does it…it’s Art…when I spray-paint ” Fuck Off Incomers” in 12 foot high letters along the side of a hay-shed on the road leading to their dreadful “Executive-style Country-Living” Barrat-boxes…it’s offensive and must be covered up.

    One law for Arty-Farty Luvvie types…another law for vast Estate-owning Gentlemen….outrageous discrimination.

    • I’d say he’s succeeded brilliantly, brother Japseye. Seems to have it all, seems happy as fuck. Good on him.

  9. Hmmm I wonder why this ukrani-whore-slut is with such a ghastly looking and ginger cunt. I’m sure it’s for his cheese snelling ginger hair and piss stinking Y-fronts and not his money. The dumb ginger cunt is going to get rinsed.

  10. I can just imagine my missus face , hehehe 😄

    ” Hiya luv, traffics bad,
    What have you been….. WHAT THE FUCK?!!!!

    MNC – ” I got bored”.

  11. Well done Sam.
    I always encourage people to express their artistic leanings.

    Although it hurts the eyes, makes you feel dizzy, and knocks 50 grand off the property value.

    How’s he got a nice looking missus?

    He’s incredibly ginger, goofy , and a vandal.

    Maybe he’s got a dazzling personality and a 12in cock?

    I know it works for me…

    • I’d say this guy has done great for himself. He’s living his dream life it looks like. Good on ye, son!

      Verdict: not a cunt.

    • Well he has got a mansion MNC. Well off enough to buy one and draw all over it.

      If you’ve got that sort of money, you’re fighting birds off with a shitty stick, even if you look like Quasimodo.

      I heard Peter Beardsley would have tarts launching themselves fanny first at him in nightclubs back in the day. Have you ever seen the ugly cunt?

      His mum thought the nurses had handed her the afterbirth.

      Still, a seven or eight figure bank balance and they’ll eat your shite if you want them to.

  12. Bit of a cunt but could be a form of protest if used on hoity toity, bay windowed, pretentious garden fittings.

  14. There’s one thing at least the ginger nut’s inadvertently proven, is that inhaling all that ink from magic markers isn’t fatally poisonous. Unless it takes time. It can’t do the eyes much good either.

  15. Nicely cunted, LL.

    Naturally I leave all the doodling at Creampuff Manor to the servants. Willie Stroker in particular is a dab hand, despite not being a ginger. 😁

  16. Twenty eight years old and has a mansion.
    Is he a top surgeon?
    An inventor?
    A whizz engineer?

    No, he doodles.
    Fuck. Right. Off.

  17. The article mentioned he was a world renown artist. No, that would be Piccarsehole.

    • World-renowned artist Bertram? WTF? LL’s first sentence in the nom tells you everything;

      “Who is Sam Cox?”

      • My thoughts entirely. But I guess he’s been inspired by cunts that cut animals in half and pickle them. It’s the silly bastards that buy this drivel that piss me off. If some daft cunt can make a living doing this shite then good luck to them.

  18. All that doodling must also put a strain on the structure of the house. Didn’t he think to weigh up all he’s daubed so far could be fatal ? Now it’s hardhats for both of course.

  20. At least he’s not like mental cases who daub their cells with excrement. On second thoughts, we’ll have to wait on that one.

    • All he needs to do is welcome a Nigerian gimme grunt into his home. Plenty of excrement with that!
      The boy looks a complete and utter sphincter, with arsegrapes.

  21. I have a certain admiration for these arty types who can con rich bastards into forking out bundles of cash for their ridiculous crap. Good luck to them I say, wish I could pull off the same trick.
    Not a cunt.

    • Indeed. In these comical times, it actually is easy to become a millionaire off the backs of 20-year-olds willing to buy the newest thing if you put your mind to it.

  23. Ukrainian tart must be retarded, she looks quite fit so could bag a normal bloke with a bit of cash, I can’t believe anyone other than this bonkers Cox bloke would want to live in a house like that.

  24. Things must be pretty serious in the Ukraine to hide away in that mess. Salman Rushdie could be there too.

  25. So MCN maybe you could get him to doodle your country cream gates.
    Get the tourists flocking round..
    as seen in chav weekly..

    • he even thinks about it he can doodle on his coffin that he’ll be shortly resting in.

  26. When is abuse of people with ginger hair going to be recognised as hate or racism?

    Serious question.

  27. A typical, spoiled, trustafarian bastard, with an ego bigger than its talent.
    Fucking cuntknuckle.

  28. Disgusting waste of potential, silly man should get a proper job gluing his arse to roads and living up trees for months. Youth of today tsch

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