Picking up the tab

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Us taxpaying cunts, of course.

”Surgery: Women regret overseas cut-price weight loss ops”

”A woman who has been in hospital for five months after having cut-price weight loss surgery abroad said she regrets her decision every day. Emma, 34, from Porthcawl, Bridgend county, said it was “the worst experience of her life”.

Oh dear, too bad, never mind. Except:-

Who the fuck pays for this stupid cunt’s 5 month stay in hospital. At a time when services are stretched to the limit?

I wouldn’t risk a fucking haircut in Turkey never mind having a greasy cunt sucking fat through a tube previously used in a bicycle.

Fucking morons like this who find out that surgery in Turkey is cheap for a very good reason should pay for their treatment when they return. Cunts.

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59 thoughts on “Picking up the tab”

  1. These sorts are just as bad as those base jumpers and inexperienced climbers (up Ben Nevis in December in jeans and T shirt with a can of Fanta and a Scotch egg).

    They had some base jumper prat whining for help with his broken to fuck body only last week I think.

    They’re annoying, but the mountain cunts are probably worse as they risk the lives of others when rescuing them.

    Climb down yourselves you daft cunts.
    Fuck off.

    And good morning.

  2. Want to lose weight? Eat less, exercise more. It’s that simple.
    This thick bitch doesn’t need weight loss surgery, she needs a brain transplant.

    • These divs don’t want to put the work in. Every thing has to happen instantly now with minimal effort. We have been conditioned by phones

  3. These dozy bints getting surgery to lose weight deserve nothing but contempt.
    It’s piss easy to lose weight. Don’t have brekky, eat a small, low carb lunch and then a sensible dinner.
    And exercise 6 days a week for 20 mins.
    Oh, and quit booze.
    These fuckwits don’t seem to realise that once you have these operations, your entire digestive system is irrevocably fucked and you can never eat normally again, even if the surgery is performed correctly.
    Get some damn willpower, fatsos!

    • Quit booze?

      Sounds a bit gay to me, to be honest. Might as well line up the black cocks and chow down 😉

      Morning Thomas, morning all.

      • In fact, not a bad idea.

        The AIDS is great for weight loss.

        Nobody was allowed within 20 metres of Freddie Mercury or Rock Hudson, because a mere fart in their presence could blow them over.

      • My dieting plan is a boiled egg for breakfast, a stick of celery for lunch, a small plate of Quorn lasagne for dinner and a packet of chocolate digestives before bed.

      • I know I shouldn’t laugh, but pissed myself when hearing the “hamshank” heartthrob Mr Hudson was an “iron huff”. There’s me thinking this lucky fucker was riding all these tits & arse bints, when all along he was taking it up the jacksie from other muscle bound poofters like himself at the time, until his health sadly it rock bottom.

    • Very disappointed in you Thomas. You failed to pick up on where this daft fucker was from.

    • I learnt at the time “hamshank” heart-throb Mr Hudson’s health, had reached rock bottom.

    • Plus the odd 48 hour fast which re-sets the immune system,activates Growth hormones (they dwindle with age),Autophagy (bodies clean up crew,eliminates dead cells) Ketones-(rewires the brains receptors) and those priceless stem-cells that work as the repair team.I know a diebetic whose gone into remission with regular 72 plus fasts.The body is self healing if you don’t consume the crap masquarading as modern food.Game deffo worth the candle.

  4. One of the problems with medical treatment is the soft ethics that goes with it,everyone gets treated the same.

    What a health system we would have if some better rules applied:

    Surgery in a foreign country? Better have very good insurance as no treatment from the NHS when it goes to shit.

    30 stone Fat cunt had a heart attack?
    no treatment.

    Afghan wants new teeth and glasses?
    Get your cheque book out Abdul.

    What amazes me is that this greasy bitch isn’t attractive so what’s the point in paying thousands for a mad foreigner to ruin her innards when she could have just stayed on the settee eating biscuits?

    Just fuck off.

    • Correct uncle. Honestly the nhs should not have to fund this shit.

      Private insurance should

      It does fund this shit however, which leads to political analysts think tank bells etc constantly crying for more tax payers money 💴.

  5. Add stupid vapid fuckwits who go abroad to get their arse cheeks pumped full of tyre weld and dozy Instagram slappers who get their lips pumped full of plumbers silicon. both of which inevitably end in emergency medical treatment.

  6. I understand this process involves inserting tubes which literally suck out excess fat leaving an excess of saggy, traumatised skin.

    What could possibly go wrong? Especially when the process is undergone at the back of a greasy kebab shop in Istanbul.

  7. What’s the betting that whatever was sucked out is now on a rotating spit in the Stoke Newington area..

    Salad and chilli sauce with that..

  8. Seems to me that a main driver of these stupid decisions, i.e. to have medical procedures in third world shit holes, is the PC mode of thought which permeates every facet of life nowadays. Not so long ago we would have regarded anyone who took such action as a fool. Many of us still do but we are not allowed to say so.

  10. Of course it was the taxpayer who paid for this benefits scrounging fat slag to fly out to Turkey and hand a load of dosh to Dr Abdul in the first place……..and paid for her numerous tattoos. Perhaps we should bring Dr Abdul over here on the Dunkirk small boat service……,it might be cheaper in the end?

  11. It’s cheap for a reason, you stupid fucking bitch.

    This is a fine example of how the NHS gets abused by the public because it’s ‘free’. I’m sure that when Nye Bevan conceived the NHS, treating thick cunts like Emma for botched foreign weight loss surgery wasn’t top of his list. She should be charged full price and fined for her 5 month stay in hospital.

    Also, the BBC are cunts for reporting this with a hint of sympathy for Emma and not calling her out for what she is.

    • I’m sure Bevan and Attlee had only the best intentions at the time, but all their compassion and altruism ended up being the sugar coating on the totalitarian pill.
      And before anyone gets upset that’s not a dig at NHS doctors or nurses.
      Or paramedics obviously 👍😁

  12. What’s she whining about?
    Lost weight has she?

    Dream achieved 👍

    Seems to be lots of people going to Turkey to get bad cosmetic surgery and dentistry?

    Those weird ultra white teeth, goldfish lips,
    All performed by some mustapha who wipes his arse with his hands.

    • Those brilliantine teeth you see at the likes of Liverpool FC are fucking ridiculous.

      Comedy chompers.

      20 grand to look like you’ve got your grandma’s false teeth in.

      One born every minute.

    • Maybe Nancy Pelosi’s husband should go to Turkey to get those dents in his skull panel beaten out?

      He looks like a fuckin Easter egg that’s been sat on at the moment…

  14. I always learnt to keep myself in perfect health, Rhodesian healthcare post 1980 was almost no better than a voodoo ceremony, despite what the media told people, at 6 feet 4 inches and 33 inch waist, which has remained consistent for the last 48 years, all I can say is this lazy cunt should of done some exercise instead and then she wouldn’t have looked like a foolish “chavette” in the national media, vanity is an awful affliction as some cunt once probably said!!!

  15. I read that lots of young people are also going to Turkey to make their teeth white.
    This involves filing the teeth to points then inserting ludicrously flourescent white crowns so they look like stupid cunts when they grin innanely.
    It’s a horrific process and you just know theyre going to end up looking worse. Worse than yellow teeth in fact.
    And they are young people whose teeth are fine already.
    Stupid cunts.

    • The post filing pics are the stuff of nightmares. User spunk bucket and super chav Katie price was proudly showing off her sharpened pegs, I’ve seen better teeth on a well worked Patterdale

  16. I think it was an oversight of the NHS as they were busy Recruiting Doctors from Uganda who’s only qualification is that they can breathe and apparently bad Hygiene practice was a bonus

  18. Very disappointed in you Thomas. You failed to pick up on where this daft fucker was from.

    • I considered mentioning she was a belly from the valley, but I didn’t want to be welshist.

      Thomas was missing yesterday.
      The day a suspect in the Somerset Gimp case was arrested.

      • What a strange and quite sordid business that is.

        Therefore I concur with your assessment of the compelling evidence.

        Good work.

      • I see no defence or a denial, either.

        The dirty degenerate.

        Somerset’s not too far from Worcestershire. Perhaps we should arrange a lynching mob armed with torches and pitchforks and have a ‘meeting’ with The Warrior, behind the bike sheds for some good old-fashioned justice😆

    • Fuck that,send them to Turkey for special fat reduction surgery.

      That will learn the evil cunts.

    • Having read the article it would appear that we taxpayers have coughed up £550,000 and allowed seven years (during which time they doubtless milked the benefit system) to argue their hopeless case.
      The politician who gets to grips with these criminals gets my vote. It would be even better if all of their extended families were deported and any assets seized.

  20. After all this bint’s gone through, she’ll only end up stuffing herself again. Maybe if she ate the kids and the same problems occur, at least she wouldn’t have to worry about them.

  21. No return to the UK for these stupid vain cunts. Stay in Turkey, perhaps earning a crust by laying on your back, which is what they’ve been doing in Britain anyway, disgusting bints.

  22. My surgery`s going pretty well. It`s a reverse `Michael Jackson` procedure known as reggin-otomy.

  24. There was a woman in my office.

    You know one of those physically incapable sorts that refused to accept it because when saw herself as some sort of inspiration.

    Told me on one occasion that her participation in a Tuff Mudder race was similar to the stuff I’d done at Commando Training Centre for 8 fucking months.

    Had a marathon time of about 8 hours apparently , I know a fellow ex Royal with one leg and one arm and he’s much faster

    Anyway getting to the point , she was also one of these danger tourists who thought that going trekking with her equally thick mate in North Africa was a great idea.

    Told her if she wasn’t careful she’d end up getting her shit pushed in by some wandering nomad.

    She called me a racist, resigned to pursue her dream and literally dropped off the face of the earth.

    I often wonder what happened to her. I like to think that she is probably still in some cave in North Africa surviving on a diet of Berber cock.

    At least that way we don’t have to pay to repatriate her.

  26. It’s like all those uncooperative, entitled, and selfish African and P@k! cunts that infest where I have my treatment.

    How many have ever paid into the NHS? How about none. How many have done anything for British society? Again, none. How many ever even bothered to learn English after years of being here? Errr, none. And how many of them should even actually be here? Once again, none of them. Cunts!

    • 100%. I had to take my daughter to a and e the other night as she’d hurt her hand roller skating.

      The amount of filth that was sitting waiting for treatment was unprecedented. Never seen anything like it . Absolutely no way any NI or tax paid amongst any of them , I’m almost certain

  27. It’s hard to resist all the tasty foods of the rainbow. The two that are missing are dark brown and white. Is it a coincidence that chocolate and cream are these colours which are mostly eaten by obese cunts.

  28. Don’t forget, what’s left of the UK car market is held up by the motability scheme.
    Nothing worse than seeing a jobless lazy benefits scum pulling up in their latest free vehicle.

  29. Yep, I bet she looks like a lizards ball sack by now, unless she has been raiding the hospital cake trolley for the last 5 months, in which case she look like an about to split sausage.
    When will these dumb cunts learn, you get what you pay for, and she should be being charged per day….. Fuckwitttt

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