I nominate gravitationally challenged James fucking Corden for a cunting.
He’s had a few over the years I’m sure for various reasons but mostly for being unfunny and loving himself a little too much. Nowt wrong with having a bit of an ego but this pompous luvvy prick takes it to a new level.
Most brits probably thought that his long overdue absence from our screens a few years back was due to him somehow managing to fit his rotund physique fully up his own greasy anus but it wasn’t. When he realised that his career was going nowhere in the UK he decided to inflict him self on our mates over the pond and for that I’m sure most of them now fucking despise us.
Fuck knows how but he landed these pointless gigs. They basically involve him fawning over celebs (mostly of a certain political leaning) so sycophantically that its hard to not bring up a furball if unfortunate enough to be watching.
For years the yanks have put up with this bloated decaying bovine carcass but recent events may change that.
I’ve worked with a lot of Americans over the years and the two things that stick out most from that was their work ethic and manners. Very polite and respectful people. Mindful of the latter, fatty boombatty and all round talentless cunt Corden could well be heading for a bit of self induced shit storm.
Seeing folk being rude to service staff boils my piss and lard ass has done it twice now in the same frikkin joint!!! I’m sure he’s on a damage limitation exercise now but despite apologising to the proprietor who publicly shamed him he’s said jack shit to the two members of staff he thought he would sound off at.
Corden, you are fuck all mate and I hope this incident ends your shallow, vacuous and ultimately pointless career. That said if it does don’t come back here, fuck off to New Zealand. They are minus a cunt since that ‘Civil Engineer’ of theirs tied himself to Dartford bridge recently.
Cunters, please second this nomination, it would help my mental health if I could see what you’ve got for this sweaty subcutaneous bag of fuck all.
Nominated by: The Cuntfinder General
Norman isn’t too impressed with this fat arrogant cunt either
James Corden is a cunt.
Of course, most of us already knew this. But now it is becoming common knowledge.
I never fell for his ‘man of the people’ nice guy act. And his celebrity arselicking is some of the most slimy and sycophantic ever (see his Car Pool with Adele, Madogga and especially Paul McCartney). Then there was his ‘heartfelt’ speech to English football supporters about the proposed European Super League. The fat bastard didn’t even know the game existed until he started hanging around with bellends like Rio Ferdinand (again, more famous arselicking). Never bought it for a second.
But, as much as he crawls to famous people, he treats so called ‘ordinary’ people like complete shit. He has done this many times. I have heard horror tales about him from various people who work in Manchester City Centre (again, hanging out with Man United knobheads like Rio and Rooney). Only this time he has been caught red handed. Corden verbally abused some restaurant staff and threw a tantrum. Simply because an order got mixed up. Another ‘Don’t you know who I am?’ cunt who thinks he’s above ordinary folk and thinks he can treat decent working people like crap. But, now people have finally seen him for what he is. I have no doubt he will ‘apologise’ in his usual slimy way to save his career. I have no doubt about at.
I am just glad that this human slug has finally got the salt poured onto him. What a complete cunt.
Tub ofLard who if not famous would be wanking himself off over Kay’s Catalogue underwear section on a daily basis.!!
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I’ve often questioned the ‘special relationship’ we are supposed to have with the Septics…… and suspect that the fat cunt has convinced many in the good ole US that there is actually no such thing.
Just to add. Gavin and Stacey was an unfunny pile of shite and Rob Brydon is an total wanker as well.
Bill Bryson on the other hand wrote a couple of decent reads.
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It’s hard to tell Brydon and Ben Miller apart. Obviously both made in the same cunt factory…
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And, of course, Steve Coogan (another obnoxious thermonuclear celebrity cunt) is a friend of both…🤔
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Surely his piece de resistance was his open top bus journey round LA with Harry the Halfwit? A more nauseating piece of arsecrawling I can’t imagine. The cunt disgusts me. And that fat bastard as well.
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I am still laughing about his ‘speech’ to football supporters after that European Super League story went global.
Alll this ‘we’ and ‘us’ bullshit. Pull the other one, fatfuck. This replulsive vat of dripping is the sort of cunt that would burn a fifty pound note in front of a homeless person ‘because he can’.
This slab of shit also never had any interest in the game until the Premier League and when he got to crawl around the arses of rich and famous players. The idea of Corden actually caring about the working class and football fans is as plausible as saying Victoria Beckham has nice tits. In other words, totally unbelievable.
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what an abomination is this fat self aggrandising prick I have only seen one programme with him in and switched channel pronto, how his MRS can become even slightly moist as the smug arrogant cunt makes a move on her is beyond me, she must have shares in K.Y.
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The spectacular arselicking Corden gave to McCartney was vomit inducing.
Too many cringeworthy moments to mention, but ‘Mr Nice Guy’ Corden ‘offering’ to ‘help out behind the bar’ at a Liverpool pub during that not all staged ‘impromptu’ Macca gig made my skin crawl. Common knowledge that the fat slice of shite treats ‘ordinary’ people – and especially serving staff – like crap.
And when Macca told the ‘Let It Be’ song story for the millionth time. When Corden put on fake tears and said it was ‘the most beautiful story I’ve ever heard’? Fucking hell, I thought he was going to give Macca a blowjob there and then. Sycophantic slab of lard. A tota cunt.
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that not at all staged ‘impromptu’ Macca gig….🙄
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Turn the fucking telly off… these cunts would be doing what they are qualified and skilled enough to do..
Cleaning public toilets..
Horrible self publicity seeking worthless twats…☠️
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A ridiculous cunt
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Im guessing no one has seen his stage show fuckery One Man 2 Guvnors? My wife took me to see it a few years back, bizarrely we are still married. I have never left anywhere so fucking angry in all my life.
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Corden is like so many talent-free famous for nothing cunts. Twats like Corden, Ed Sheercunt, and Liam Gallagher should be working in McDonald’s or a biscuit factory.
But for some strange Twilight Zone type reason, these cunts are stars. If someone is talented and a cunt, at least we can see why they are famous. But someone who is a cunt with no talent? What the fuck is all that about?!🤨
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Liam is defo a cunt but not talentless IMO. His MTV unplugged was a return to form but the days of him saying anything remotely funny or sensible are long passed.
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Haven’t seen the unplugged episode, CG. I’ll check it out. Someone else then, who was an integral part of a great band, but is fucking up by himself: Ian Brown. What the fuck is all that karaoke/no band tour about? And why is he wearing all them rapper gold chains? What a knob….
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I thought his karaoke was a one off. It wasn’t. King monkey did the whole tour with his cassette player backing group. My brother saw him a few weeks past in that London. Apparently he engaged well with audience and then said encores were cheese and fucked off without doing one. He’s a cunt in the morrissey sense I reckon.
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Talking Heads asked the question, “How do they get here” ? All I can say, it’s by some skullduggery. Ordinary people putting them on a pedestal. I wish the buggers would fall off.
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The answer below was the only reply I could give you Norman. What do we do, get hold of the culprits who admire them by the scruff of their necks and give them a bloody good shake, before we ask or afterwards ?
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Its appeared below now. How did it get there ?
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I really really hate this despicable cunt with his appalling skidmarks and sweaty arse-juice encrusted pants .
As for his wife , to paraphrase Caroline Aherne, “so what first attracted you to this vile fat millionaire cunt ?”
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Piggy eyes, sweaty, hyper-active with that fat person cabbage-like smell eeeeewwwwghhh!
None of which would matter of course, until hes needlessly rude to regular serving folk at which point he becomes a cunt.
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