James Corden (10)

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I nominate gravitationally challenged James fucking Corden for a cunting.

He’s had a few over the years I’m sure for various reasons but mostly for being unfunny and loving himself a little too much. Nowt wrong with having a bit of an ego but this pompous luvvy prick takes it to a new level.

Most brits probably thought that his long overdue absence from our screens a few years back was due to him somehow managing to fit his rotund physique fully up his own greasy anus but it wasn’t. When he realised that his career was going nowhere in the UK he decided to inflict him self on our mates over the pond and for that I’m sure most of them now fucking despise us.

Fuck knows how but he landed these pointless gigs. They basically involve him fawning over celebs (mostly of a certain political leaning) so sycophantically that its hard to not bring up a furball if unfortunate enough to be watching.

For years the yanks have put up with this bloated decaying bovine carcass but recent events may change that.

I’ve worked with a lot of Americans over the years and the two things that stick out most from that was their work ethic and manners. Very polite and respectful people. Mindful of the latter, fatty boombatty and all round talentless cunt Corden could well be heading for a bit of self induced shit storm.

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Seeing folk being rude to service staff boils my piss and lard ass has done it twice now in the same frikkin joint!!! I’m sure he’s on a damage limitation exercise now but despite apologising to the proprietor who publicly shamed him he’s said jack shit to the two members of staff he thought he would sound off at.

Corden, you are fuck all mate and I hope this incident ends your shallow, vacuous and ultimately pointless career. That said if it does don’t come back here, fuck off to New Zealand. They are minus a cunt since that ‘Civil Engineer’ of theirs tied himself to Dartford bridge recently.

Cunters, please second this nomination, it would help my mental health if I could see what you’ve got for this sweaty subcutaneous bag of fuck all.

Nominated by: The Cuntfinder General

Norman isn’t too impressed with this fat arrogant cunt either

James Corden is a cunt.

Of course, most of us already knew this. But now it is becoming common knowledge.

I never fell for his ‘man of the people’ nice guy act. And his celebrity arselicking is some of the most slimy and sycophantic ever (see his Car Pool with Adele, Madogga and especially Paul McCartney). Then there was his ‘heartfelt’ speech to English football supporters about the proposed European Super League. The fat bastard didn’t even know the game existed until he started hanging around with bellends like Rio Ferdinand (again, more famous arselicking). Never bought it for a second.

But, as much as he crawls to famous people, he treats so called ‘ordinary’ people like complete shit. He has done this many times. I have heard horror tales about him from various people who work in Manchester City Centre (again, hanging out with Man United knobheads like Rio and Rooney). Only this time he has been caught red handed. Corden verbally abused some restaurant staff and threw a tantrum. Simply because an order got mixed up. Another ‘Don’t you know who I am?’ cunt who thinks he’s above ordinary folk and thinks he can treat decent working people like crap. But, now people have finally seen him for what he is. I have no doubt he will ‘apologise’ in his usual slimy way to save his career. I have no doubt about at.

I am just glad that this human slug has finally got the salt poured onto him. What a complete cunt.

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  1. “Don’t you know who I am”?

    “No, but if you don’t change your attitude, I’ll read about who you were”

    would be my response if he got lippy in the back of my bus.

    Met a few ‘celebrities’ in the line of duty and all have been very nice.

    • Elton and David were very grateful for your discretion over the ‘hoover incident’ DCI, a professional as always.

    • It was very nice of you to help Mr Barrymore unclog that r̶e̶n̶t̶ ̶b̶o̶y̶ innocent party guest-shaped blockage in his pool filter.

    • I’ve a mate who was in the police and one night stopped a local celeb for speeding. Celeb started the conversation with “Do you know who I am?”
      To which my mate replied, “Yes, which means I’ll have no problems identifying you in court.”
      He said if he hadn’t pulled the do you know who I am routine he would have been let off with a warning.

  2. he does so much arse licking he has to go for a tongue scraping daily on account all the celeb arsehole and shit he has consumed, the big fat bovine cunt, oven to render all the fat off him , a intergalactic cunt who should be used to plug black holes in space

  3. You should never be rude to people who are handling your food and drink. They have ways of getting their own back which are not very nice. Everybody except fucking idiots knows this.

    • You should never be rude to people whom you’ve called for help and who have the ability to determine pain relief…

      • I pride myself on putting a green-tagged bag back in the cupboard at the end of a shift. If we use them, the patient needs them. Or hasn’t been a cunt!

      • I’d scream my fuckin head off till I got pain relief.

        And I was just accompanying the missus in the ambulance 🙂

  5. Being rude to staff serving you in a restaurant, pub, or whatever is not only rude it’s stupid.
    They have the chance to gozz in the gravy,
    Wipe their arse on your steak etc.

    And they’re often on shite money.
    Why make it harder for them.

    James, was showing off.
    The big “I am”.
    I’d of kicked his chair from underneath him and loudly said

    ” You’ve broke it.
    You fat dozy pig.
    You’ll have to sit on the floor.
    I’ll fetch you a nosebag”.

    Never let anyone humiliate you or belittle you in work.
    Not bosses, customers,
    No one.
    It’ll haunt you.

    Tell them to suck your arse.
    Get your coat and walk.
    Integrity intact.

    • Been there and done that with some fat sweaty health and safety cunt giving it Billy big bollocks when my Mum was on her last legs

      I then offered to do the whole gamekeeper turned poacher to the poor customer services director who was looking after numerous tricky complaints.

      Two weeks later health and safety cunt was ‘seconded’ onto a job that may as well have been on the dark side of the moon and he never bothered any of us again.

      Health and safety cunts are two a penny.

      Genius Mechanical engineers who play their cards close to their chest are rarer than rocking horse shit.

  6. The ‘I’m better than you’ attitude isn’t restricted to cunts like Condom (daddy should have use one), all the two bit celebs have the same delusional air of superiority.
    I suppose being a fat ugly cunt means he is a bit insecure so has to project his ‘do you know who I am’ even more that many other third rate cunts.

    I promoted him from two bit to third rate as a mark of my utter contempt of the cunt. 😂

  7. Two slimy white British men who inexplicably managed to get a career on America on the same day, Morgan and Corden.
    The only Corden I want to see is the one erected around his bullet riddled carcass.
    They seem to like our cunts in the US, Gordon Ramsey being the absolute pinnacle of cunt.

    • John Oliver is another cunt, appeared on Mock the Week since landing a primetime show in the U.S.

      British-American as he is now since taking U.S citizenship a few years ago, at least this is one wanker who actually did fuck off and leave the country after Brexit.

      Speccy pencil necked turd.

      • Brings back the image of a bloke the fire brigade got out of a house fire. His cock was burnt and looked like an acorn. Another memory I need to delete!

      • I don’t know what fantasyland the fat cunt is living in but after lockdowns and vaccines every cunt was still walking about in masks.

        No more vaccines…..for James Corden.

    • FUCK !!! what did i just watch, could have issued a trigger warning Jelmet… that was worse than cats the musical 111

    • Pretty much displaying the real story of how and why these unctuous cultural retards are utilized for specific purposes.Influencer pawns and that pop tart-Grande was most likely the requisite bait with that Manchester bomb atrocity years ago.MK-Monarch through and through…see Perry,Swift,Beyonce,Spears etc.

      • Her music has a migraine-inducing quality. Heard something of hers a few years ago and it made me feel ill. Frequencies in music can do that, ie. Throbbing Gristle which made fans literally puke at gigs in the late-70s.

  10. The rise to fame of this talentless fat cunt is utterly inexplicable to me.
    I watched an entire series of his masterpiece ‘Gavin and Stacy’ and could barely raise a smile. What a pile of total fucking crap.

    • Managed one and a half episodes before turning off in complete bafflement.
      Was it meant to be a comedy?

      • I believe it was meant to be ‘comedy’ BB, despite being completely devoid of anything even remotely funny. Alison Steadman must have been off her head to take a part.
        What’s more the diminutive Welsh squirt that hosts ‘Would I lie to you?’ as well must be a contortionist to get so far up his own chuff hole. ‘Wow listen to me, I can do an impersonation of Ronnie Corbett.’ And that’s it boyo, the sum total of your ‘talent’.
        Fuck off, I’ve heard better impersonations in the bar of the Whippet Inn.

    • I did like ‘Gavin and Stacey’. Didn’t necessarily find it funny, but, I thought it was ‘nice’, if that makes sense?

      • DCI, no it doesn’t make sense. There is nothing remotely nice or funny about G&S. Are you feeling light headed? Get the equipment in your van checked out as you may be suffering from the effects of an Entonox leak.

      • Ha! No, I just thought it was a nice programme, with a nice ending. Quite a rarity. ‘The Office’ was similar, but, that was funny.

  11. …ahhh, not this is a good cunting.

    I’ve never had much of an opinion on this cunt, as I have seen nothing of interest with him in it, so passed judgement.

    However, my wife suggested we watch Gavin & Stacey and she thought it would be ‘right up our street’

    Is it fuck……..it’s a load of unfunny, nice safe, comedy for the masses bollocks. Not helped in any way shape or form by this fat, unfunny, annoying cunt Corden.

    I now hate him with a passion.

    • I’ve probably see about 3 minutes and 17 seconds of this unfunny gastropod over the years and every nanosecond of that was painful.
      He just has no redeeming qualities.

    • unfunny kak,
      Larry Lamb’s name is funnier than the entire fucking series.
      Nothing in Wales is funny, except the cunts getting wet everyday.
      Ruth is as attractive as a Taff’s reader’s wives advert in a derelict phonebox and that wank Gavin has learnt fuck all about comedy acting despite being taught by the genius that is Nan
      …what a fucking liberty.

    • I barely know who he is but hate him on hearsay and just a hunch.
      He’s a smug little prick ,
      A groveller, arselicker,
      And even his earlobes are grossly obese.

      • He was one of the ‘talents’ from the early 2000s that I thought would just go away at some point, then he landed a lucrative chat show gig in Yankland. The only funny Brit – Scot – to who went over to host the chat shows in USA that impressed me was Craig Ferguson, he’s hilarious and likable. He got binned, of course, he was too risque and mocked the sacred cows of the colonies.

    • Ah America, land of the washed up untalented cunts that couldn’t make it in Blighty, Angela Lansbury, Tracey Ullman, Corden, Morgan & every silent screen actor that wasn’t Harold Lloyd.

  14. He was OK as “Smithy” who he co-invented with Ruth Jones, and it was interesing that his writing was better than his acting. After Gavin & Stacey he floundered nd formed a disastrous partnership with hsi co-star Matthew Horne (at one time I thought they might neven be fruity gentlemen,because their “bromance” in G & S seemed to go even further) but the one thing ld Fatarse don;t like is failure and he blamed Matthew Horne and others for the failure of the sketch show which lasted only one series of six (and that on BBC 3).

    He went to the States – and the rest is history. Or perhaps now WAS history.

    I have never seen the appeal or the attraction of him and other gobby “stars” of the idiots lantern – Stacey Solomon, Myleene Klass and other other Z-listers who still manage to cling on to showbiz in some small way (think Vorderman and her bloody equity release ads). What could he advertise? – outsize knickers, perhaps – Thornberry’s Interlocks with a generous gusset, perhaps.. I would say his titties are slightly bigger than Stacey’s but not as big as Mylene’s, but knockers on their own are not quite enough you some degree of talent, or seedy sex appeal, and arselicking real celebs has a shelf life – after many pair of worn out trousers, housemaids knee and arthritis he will return to Britain and sink without trace

    • He did Weight watchers apparently a nice $2mil. I think the shit on him has come out because he refused the new multi year contact and that means no protection form the networks modern day Eddie Mannixs’

      • that & gobbling off Prince Cunt’s ginger dick on top of a double decker bus…never a low bridge when you need one

      • This is just it, as in politics, in showbiz, you only get a prestigious gig, position, status if they have dirt on you that they can use any any given moment to shit-can you. Michael Jackson, need I say more! Stuff coming out now that Jacko was murdered, not sure how much we’ll see of that, too much other insane shit flying at us.

      • Loads more shit came out on peg leg mills after macca dumped her. While together not a peep.

  15. If he had bad service, he had every right to complain. America takes it seriously, as opposed to the shoddy British “service” which is appalling. Nonetheless, there’s a way of complaining, but this slug played the, “Don’t you know who I think I am” card.

    He’s from High Wycombe. I’ve been there. It’s an odd mixture of halfwits and natives of Paxtan. Loads of them. No wonder he fucked off to Lalaland.

    • You are right, the Yanks take service seriously and you’d better leave them a tip or they will follow you out into the street. In this case, Fatboy wasn’t complaining about the service but the way his omelette was cooked. You have every right to send food back but you don’t slag off the waitress, it’s not her fucking fault. In my experience cunts who do that just do it because they know they can’t talk back. Several times I have seen this in restaurants and the cunt is always a fat bastard who can’t do his tie up because his neck is too thick. They are usually trying to impress a bird or some junior employees. All they are doing is proving what pathetic bullies they are. If I was the owner I’d throw the fat cunt out on his arse and wouldn’t think twice about it.

      • I like the tipping system of America. You go into a bar, order drinks, tip $5, then $1 a few other times and that barman/woman will give you, “buy backs” which are “free” drinks and in BIG serving not the 25-milliliter dribblings you get in Britain.

        Tipping is a good thing, but it can be bullshit too, like taxis, those guys make a small fortune, they rarely deserve a tip, there is no, “great service” in a taxi, but there can be shit service like when the take you on an added 10-minute detour. It should be a pre-agreed fee in a taxi, not some unknown fee in the fog of time.

      • Talk to me or mine like that the shitty cunt would have been wearing a red hot fresh omelette as a syrup

  16. The only parents who’ve had to change their names and offered a safe house in some unknown area, just for giving birth to something that nearly caused another war with the yanks.

  17. FFS! Norman / TCG, what have you done? Doesn’t a 10th cnuting for the talentless, corpulent dingleberry mean his eminently punchable fat jowls are going to appear daily on the wall of cnuts? If so, as penance for your sin I think you both owe the rest of us* a beer each.
    (* except MNC who I believe prefers a strawberry Pina Colada with added lemonade).

  21. Useless unfunny fat cunt has earned 10 cuttings because he’s solid cunt. It’s almost unfair on other cunts.

    How is it news that he’s a weapons grade cunt to restaurant staff? He’s a cunt to his staff and even people who’ve been to see his show say he’s a sullen cunt until the cameras roll.

    America is the motherland to fake people and he belongs there.

    America has a history of adoring Britains biggest cunts.

    Piers Morgan
    Sharon Osbourne
    Elton John
    John Lennon

    Need I go on?

    • Russell Brand
      Patrick Stewart
      David Beckham and his skeletal missus
      Gluttons for punishment I reckon…

  22. I hope the chef in the restaurant he made of a cunt of himself in (what else could he do being a cunt by default ) is a Gay with some AIDS,which he enriched the omelette with.

    I also assume Corden had a dozen cheeseburgers so here’s hoping they haven’t eradicated BSE just for him.

    What a sack of shit.

      • I believe the correct term for that is ‘Winner sauce’.

        As in the sauce that Michael Winner had secretly served in every dish he ate.

      • Great idea – but it ain’t much good unless he gets to know that his grub has been jizzed in!!
        But then again I think he might like the idea!!!! The dirty cnut.

      • Any food Cordon now orders in a restaurant will be made “with love.” Yes, that extra special, secret ingredient.

        It’ll be worse than the Fight Club scene where Brad Pitt stops the lift, flops his cock into the soup, and has a piss.

  24. Can’t stand the fat spunk-bubble…don’t even know why really..never watched anything that he appeared in…think it’s just the look on his wobbly,jowly face…smug,self-satisfied….like a Tamworth pig that’s just eaten a Rabbi.

    He’d have been bullied to the stage of stuttering and pissing his pants if he’d been at school with me….wouldn’t have been so keen of attracting attention to himself by the time he’d been waterboarded in an unflushed shitter a few times.

    • He may just have the most punchable face in the world.
      Though there’s a long list of such faces.

    • Hahaha 😄

      He probably was bullied at school.
      Now he’s rich an famous he’s acting up and picking on some fuckin kid waiting tables who can’t answer back.

      He did it in the pub I go of a Sunday my missus would of insisted I had a word with James.

      The staff are lovely and very good.
      They don’t deserve that sort of disrespectful behaviour for doing their job.

      • Some waiters and waitresses can be condescending Cunts….I got into a fight with the waiter at an Indian restaurant when I complained about the prawn bhuna…it wasn’t prawns in it…it was lumps of reformed fish. Held my own with the fiddly-diddly waiters when they tried to manhandle me out but had to beat a strategic retreat when the chefs emerged from the kitchen.

        Susan,the lady who was my guest for the evening, got a taxi home… alone.

      • Probably a sensible move Fiddler, I imagine cheffing is one of those occupations where in a town they most likely know each other and talk about the time Vincent Price fought the waiters off with his swordstick.

      • Chefs are invariably violent alcoholics,LL…they also have access to knives.
        Discretion is the better part of valour…. particularly as I may have slightly inflamed matters by mentioning “illegal immigrants, Iceland frozen foods,Gunga Din and The Black Hole of Calcutta”….with a hastily bellowed ” Fuck you,Sabu” and a flourish of my cape and top hat, I retreated.

  25. Next time the fat twat rolls up to that restaurant I hope the chef puts some special sauce in the fat cunts food. I would suggest cum of some gay cunt.

    • With added ‘Top dressing’. Which the kitchen / serving staff add to any cunts meal who is rude or difficult with them.

    • One flouncy twinkletoes waggling his handbag at another. Fat and camp vs. decrepit old queen.

  27. I have never understood what Americans see in this overrated tub of lard. Pol Pot was more of a laugh. And his treatment of hardworking restaurant staff who can’t answer back was disgraceful. Numero uno cunt.

  29. I agree with the OP that Yanks are generally extremely polite and friendly. But that’s small town America, the big cities are no different to big cities everywhere……full of cunts. I assume Fatboy is in LA where rudeness is a way of life. I doubt if this incident will do any damage to his reputation. His audience are East and West Coast libtards who love to see him with his tongue up wokie slebs bumholes. Insulting waiting staff is nothing to cunts like that. If they don’t like it we’ll get some compliant immos in to take their place.

  30. This cunt doesn’t have any shame. Thick skinned or thick cunt ? No scruples to think what he’s doing. Not a care in the world to think what dangers he could be under. I hope the cunt is going out alone for late night walks for all our sakes. But who would want to own up to bumping this cunt off, when there’s the likes of someone worthwhile like Putin to take his place, for you to become a national hero.

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