Sky Bet TV Adverts and Jeff Stelling

Presented by uber cunt Jeff Stelling.

I understand this gentleman is/was a presenter on sky sports channel, especially associated with football. I don’t subscribe to Sky. I do not gamble. Yes, it is possible to do neither of those things and be a football fan.

What I particularly hate is how closely linked gambling and football have become. Listen to matches on TalkSport and the commentator is constantly giving you the latest odds on the result.

I find this irritating and disgusting as I do the aforesaid ad where Stelling coerces gamblers to “set deposit limits”. In other words to decide how much you are prepared to lose before you stop the rot. This pours into an already unhealthy mix of portraying gambling and football as being of equal entertainment.

Get together with your mates and bet on match results. Yeah, it’s great fun especially when you lose as you are certainly going to most of the time. But never mind because you are just being sociable aren’t you?

OK, you might get into debt, lose your job, house, marriage but you are putting money into the pockets of the likes of Stelling, Roy Keane, Jermaine Jeanius, Robbie Savage and all the other cunts who are part of this circus along with the bookies. And in any case as long as you visit begambleaware.com this ain’t gonna happen is it?

If people want a flutter then fine but the government needs to break the link between betting and sport which is giving the impression that this is normal behaviour influencing young people in the process.

Take your dirty money and fuck off Stelling and Co. You stink.

Sky Bet Ad Link

Nominated by: Lord Percy Percy

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Cuntybollocks isn’t a big fan of Stelling either

Unbelievable Jeff!

Yes, it was, wasn’t it?

I’m referring to the news a year or so ago that Jeff Stelling was going to quit his long running stint as host of Sky Sports ‘Soccer Saturday’. You see, he announced he would leave at the end of last season due to Sky getting rid of Matt Le Tissier and Rodney Marsh among others, to bring in a more ‘diverse’ panel of pundits (chippy dark keys and clueless bints it seems). He never actually said that’s why he was quitting, but that he’d ‘miss his old pals’ and didn’t agree with them being let go.

It was pretty clear what he meant though.

And I thought ‘What a top bloke. Making a moral stand like that. Good lad!’

Well, it seems he’s staying. He’s signed again for Soccer Saturday and says ‘the public’ persuaded him to stay.

You know, I wouldn’t have cunted him if he’d said ‘Fuck all to do with me, I’m alright Jack!’

I’m not sure I’d quit a mill or so a year job because somebody said something my boss didn’t like.

But to go on like you’re making a big moral stand like that and then go back on it?

Makes you a bit of a cunt really.

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47 thoughts on “Sky Bet TV Adverts and Jeff Stelling

  1. The Sly presenter always looks as though he’s just got out of bed. Needs to go back and finish off his dreams if he wasn’t more money.

  2. Gamblers stop fuckin about,
    Get the fuckin housekeeping on black!
    Nothing ventured nothing gained.

    Win big!!

    A REAL gambler would put his house down on a roll of a dice!

    Aces high muthafuckašŸ‘

    • What about if you’ve already got AIDS, UT? Do you attain some sort of untreatable super-AIDS, like what finished off Freddie Mercury and Timothy Claypole?

      • Well Thomas,I’m reliably informed that in this situation that the Full German occurs..

        Ultra Congo Monkey pox with a side order of Hepatitis.

        A further unpleasant side effect is involuntary Taking of the Knee.

        The cunts.

  3. ‘He never actually said thatā€™s why he was quitting, but that heā€™d ā€˜miss his old palsā€™ and didnā€™t agree with them being let go.’

    Seems to me that shows outstanding courage. Especially in today’s climate when not to be seen as Woke you can be fired on the spot.

    I wonder who of us would risk our livelihoods by going against the Woke dogma?

    Same with the knee bending. Or the news recently that firemen (sorry fire fighters) now have to drive around in rainbow- coloured fire engines.

    Faced with not saying anything or ‘you can lose your job’ I think most of us, if we were honest, would just keep shtum.

  4. Gambling should be taught as part of the national curriculum, along with smoking, drinking and fighting in pub car parks

    Women love it!

  5. Isn’t time the fake Jamaican gary Lineker
    handed in his own resignation for a more worthy successor?

    • Yeah, the cunt is getting a bit old now. Thatā€™s why he decided to turn blackā€¦ā€¦to save his own hypocritical arse. The wind of change is sweeping through the BBC.

  6. Gambling, is a major problem forced down the throats of the vulnerable by TV, even in the programmes and sport although Premier football is more circus than sport.

    • Gambling and Premier football, nowt more than Big Business operations, where money doesn’t talk, it swears.

  7. That Soccer Saturday (no one calls it “soccer” in the UK, of course) always irrittated the shit out of me. Jeff Sterling always struck me as a guy who wasn’t 100% passionate about football – sorry, SOCCER.

    When I was a match now, I tune in bang on time for kick-off and mute the sound when half-time blows. I don’t give a fuck about pre-match talk, post-match talk.

    I was watching Bundesliga today and the commentator mentioned, apropos of nothing – climate change. Eh? Is that the new agenda? Taking the knee, BLM has proven to annoy the shit out of everyone, so they have moved on to the, “da Erf is dyin’ an’ dat, bruv! stop using gas and electricity at night!”.

    I hope the World Cup is just pure football, pure fun, no politics, no propaganda, to virtue-signalling, no symbolic gestures, no arrests of drunken fans. We need that after the last two years of utter hysteria.

    • Ref your final paragraph:

      ā€˜Meanwhile, back on the planet Realityā€¦ā€™

      I canā€™t fault your wish but letā€™s be honest, none of the cunts can help themselves nowadays, itā€™s woke, inclusive bollocks everywhere you look.

      • The genie is out of the bottle now, it is now almost expected of them to speak out and parrot the latest woke bullshit whether they understand what they are talking about or not.

    • Well, the last World Cup was in evil, evil RUSSIA and it was the most non-political, non-propaganda, non-violence, almost no arrests, World Cup ever. Of course, a lot has changed in Clown World in the past four years, but depending on who is given the rules and cues at FIFA and over in Qatar, they might just want a smooth tournament. I hope so.

      A lot of weirdness will go down in the world before November 20th, of course. A LOT of weirdness!

      • That seems to have been on the shelf next to “clap for the NHS” gesture. It only worked when BOTH teams did it. When only one team did it, it underlined how ironically divisive it was. It’s hard to imagine Argentina v Saudi Arabia having knee-taking shite.

        The England games will be EPIC. Iran, USA, Wales! Oh fuck me, it will be squeaky-bum-time on steroids!

  8. The World Cup will be one massive wokefest on the BBC with virtue signalling all over the shop, completely ignoring the yewman rites record of that country and dirty A-rabs in general.

    • I for one won’t be watching , unless wokegate and he’s team of performing sheep instigate some form of alphabet protest and get beaten to a pulp by the religious police..
      Set the recorder..

    • Possibly. There are indications that the tide is turning against wokery. I’ll be tuning in bang-on kick-off as usual anyway, both on BBC and ITV.

      Players need to be 100% focused on football. It’s a recipe for failure to fill their heads with anything other than tactics, strategy and passion.
      The same goes for the fans.

  9. Although I enjoy a bet, I do think that the betting aspect is pushed too hard…..get fucking sick of adverts and “betting experts…(Matt Chapman,you fucking wankstain…hurry up and catch The Aids..Cunt)” spouting endlessly.

      • At least that fat Cunt can’t last much longer… I’ll ring up and see what odds they’ll give me on the bloated old Cunt finally exploding like a frog does when you shove a banger in it’s mouth…a favourite pass-time at my exclusive public school.

  10. Stelling is a fake ā€˜man of the peopleā€™ cunt for sure But for sheer money grabbing dereliction of principles, youā€™d be hard pressed to find a bigger cunt than Harry Redknapp.
    On the telly one week banging on about supporting his ā€œold muckaā€, Paul Merson with his gambling addiction. Then the next, heā€™s fronting gambling adverts during the football on the very same channel Merson works for.
    Top effort Harry. You mockney spiv cunt!

    • On another note. Have Sky abandoned their apparent plans to replace Stelling with a dark key wimminz because they feared for the shows ratings perhaps?
      Just a thought.

      • Gamblers,
        If worried that gambling might be effecting your finances,
        Get a bank Loan or a credit line from backstreet money lenders!

        That way you aren’t touching you wages.

        Good luck! šŸ¤ž

      • ā€˜Arry knows a couple of money lenders if your stuck for a few bob.
        Naffin ā€˜eavy like. ā€˜Es a diamond geezer. Loves ā€˜is mum an at.

    • Absolutely, Old Harry is a money-grabbing cunt alright. No principles whatsoever. Dodgy as old El Tel.

  11. Fuck Sky TV. They still owe me for my pre-booked travel down the Smoke, when they changed the match at short notice ( less than their agreement is).

  12. With their know urge to throw themselves on the deck and roll around like pansy boys, how long before you see the man with the ointment and plasters running on cos one of the wokey wankers has pulled something taking the knee BLM style

  13. Used to like Stelling on the football. But he has proved that he has no loyalty or integrity whatsoever. And that he is a diversity lickarse and awoke acolyte, like almost all other Sky employees.

    I refuse to watch any sports punditry that features a darkie overload and bloody babbling wimmin (did I say that I loathe Karen Carney?). I used to like Sky when they had the real old boys and greats on it. Rodney Marsh, Mike Summerbee, George Best (RIP), Alan Mullery, Frank McLintock, and all them. Proper lads, proper players.

    Le Tissier was also alright (the cunts have well sold him out) and Charlie Nicholas was OK too, But I hate Chris Kamara’s staged scenery chewing, Paul Merson talking endless shit, and Phil Concorde Conk Thompson foe being a professional Scouser and a cunt.

  14. One of my sisters got me a book for my birthday last week. The Manchester United Book Of The 70s. It is massive and one of the greatest football books I have ever read.
    The detail is faultless and the photos are great. Some of the names and memories… Fucking hell. Alan Foggon, he was fucking shit. And Peter Coyne’s only game and only goal, I was there at the time. Some of it almost brought a tear to my eye. Great days long gone. Those cunts on Sky don’t have a clue about how great the game was back then.

    https://www.amazon.co.uk/Manchester-United-Book-Seventies-Cavanagh/dp/1906796823/ref=sr_1_5?crid=5KXD43DUYL26&keywords=manchester+united+70s&qid=1663607066&sprefix=manchester+united+70s%2Caps%2C106&sr=8-5

  15. I fucking hate all these football types. Has-beens, neve-beens, wannabees.

    All middle aged men behaving like they’re geezers, one of de boys – pub banter, story tellers extraordinaire, proper men. Pint of lager, facking geeeezers… Saaaf london you cunt, millwall, chelsea, stick it up your jacksie.

    My ass – proper cunts – all look the same, talk the same, are the same – CUNTS.

  16. Sirs:

    Sports gambling was legalized in all 50 states a few years back, and all sporrs events are now full of ads for the various betting outfits.

    Minor celebrities assure us they’d never think of gambling with anyone else, and groups of diverse men in bars cheer in a multicultural manner as they make their fortunes.

    It is just a matter of time before a major event such as the World Series or the Super Bowl is thrown.

    The legalization of gambling has also thrown thousands of otherwise unemployable men out of work. They used to sit in the back rooms of barbershops and take bets over the phone.

    Of course, there are no barbers anymore either. Just hair stylists and Millennial wankers who pretend to be regular barbers but you need an appointment which takes months and the experience costs 85 smackers.

    I’m starting to get the Unabomber’s point. Methods were a little rough but the man was on to something.

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