Piranha is a rip-off website design company based in Gibraltar.
Want a copied free template site rebranded with your logo for a hefty price-tag? Want a site built on their own platform so that you can never export the code you’ve paid for? Want to deal with a web company that doesn’t even understand DNS? Want them to host your site on the cheapest bandwidth-throttled budget servers imaginable but get charged for premium services?
Want a web company that doesn’t know about SEO? Want to get tied into contracts you can’t escape from? Want the hard sell from a slimy Managing Director? Want invoices before the job is completed? Want to have your domain and your code held hostage if you don’t keep shovelling money down their greedy throats? Want to go wildly over budget and under delivered? Want to be crushed by one of the worst business decisions you’ll ever make?
Want to start a project with a company you’ll quickly end up hating and resenting?
Then Piranha Design Group, Gibraltar, is the company you’re looking for. Enjoy.
Nominated by: Piranha Screwed Us With No Lube
Clues in the name?
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Funded by Greatwhite and Hammerhead Finance, no doubt…
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Sounds harrowing but way over my head.
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Having designed my own site some years ago and paid in advance for the domain I can understand how easy it must be to use somebody else’s hard work and pass it off as your own. I hope I’ve understood the nom?
Gibraltar has become a hub for dodgy companies, betting, offshore accounts and tax avoidance.
A once quaint place, it’s unrecognisable now, a playground for the nouveau riche.
I feel sorry for the families who’ve lived there for generations watching the skyline change from the bay to ugly high rise and casinos.
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P S. it’s no wonder the Beckham’s have/had a place there.
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Ummmm..is this about dangerous pets again?
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Well, forewarned is forearmed, and you can be sure Bogg’s Filmed Porno Productions, will not be using this company to promote it’s latest marsterpiece, Knickers Must Fall with Angie Rayner and Sam Tarry. It’s a budget production, because Angie is very cheap – do anything for a tenner.
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No point having SEO if you can’t even download off their underpowered servers after Google points you there. Sounds like a dodgy company hiding in a tax shelter
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I fail to understand why anyone employs a design agency when there is ready made software to do the job oneself.
You are paying for parasitical cunts to lounge around in fancy offices “Gibralta / Edinburgh / Peckham”.
I used to program in HTML which meant getting your fingers dirty with code. Nowadays it’s as easy as using a publishing suite, just select every feature from drop down menus.
Piranha’s services start from £1900 (bronze) to £5000 (gold) plus extras.
Greedy tosspots.
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Gibraltar…
Say’s it all – get rich quick cunty scheme. Probably laundering ganja and coke money from the Spics.
Julias Bryne with his stupid clump of hair on his chin and check this prick out:
Yewhung Chin – Director & Head of Design – what a cunty name.
What’s that mate? You hung on my chin?
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I wouldn’t, (knowingly), let some Chink anywhere near my computers.
As well as the heads up given by PSUWNL, be prepared to be spied on.
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Maybe Chin up me old China is spying on us now…
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This is obviously a nom. for the geeky,speccy types….if you’d put more time into rugby training at school instead of hiding out in the library swotting away…this kind of thing wouldn’t concern you in the slightest.
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Careful… we speccy, geeky types run the world, wheras you soil monkeys get shovelled into it 😉
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It’s usually one sweaty cunt in his upstairs room doing your website in-between having a Tommy tank thinking about what he’s going to charge you….
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Technocunt has to be the one who did this nom.
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Dude, you could have purchased a WordPress template for $50 and I would have set the site up for you for nothing, including any graphic design needs you had.
These people are just scumbag cunts… even actual Piranhas get better press than they do, and they have a penchant for eating people alive given half the chance.
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