Marcelo de Souza Ribeiro, another tattooed freak, who is nominated, not just because of the freak he has become, but because he is encouraging his children to do the same as him.
Or maybe it’s an improvement, I’ll bet he’s an even uglier fucker beneath it.
Nominated by: mystic maven
That’s proper put me off my breakfast.
If you look up ” grotesque” in a dictionary, there’s a picture of this mentalist.
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What?? You mean they’ve removed the pic of Diane Abbot???
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I would like to think that at least one person calls him a cunt every day.
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Another daft cunt trying to look “different” yet there are many other clowns who are just as fucked up and “modified”.
Self obsessed mentally ill simian.
Oven.
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I’d like to know where these losers get their money from. They can’t have a normal job looking like that and tattoos ain’t cheap. Maybe they’re the same sort of cunts who turn up at all these wokie protests……living off rich mummy and daddy.
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Could get a job as a labour MP, would fit right in with all the freaks already there.
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As Ozzy Osborne said: “If you want to be edgy and different now – don’t get a tattoo”
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Well at least out of his 1500+ tattoos, none of them say “Live Laugh Love” or “Only God Can Judge Me”…so at least this fellow has more taste than most of the scummy GotNowts over here…probably didn’t use child benefit payments to fund his mentalness either.
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Probably misspelled…”Only God can Juge me”.
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the one I saw on t’interweb that made me laugh was “Elvs Lives” on some twats back.
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Cunt didn’t realise Elvis is an anagram of lives.
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Or my favorite across the chest “EXREME!”
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He’s got LOVE and HAT on his knuckles. Apparently he lost a finger!
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No, it was glove and hat until the accident. He has inspired me to get scarf and umbrella tats on my knuckles. Didn’t know I am from Norfolk, did you?
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Seems a nice lad,
Childcare assistant isn’t he?
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767 captain for Virgin Atlantic.
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I’m surprised he’s had time in his life to get that many tattoos…. Life expectancy for a male in Brazil is about 6 isn’t it ?
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Having seen a number of videos and images of what’s going on in Brazil, it is surprising that someone his age covered in so much ‘Poundland Yakusa’ ink has survived not just the violence, but as the place is hot with HIV, all those ‘sterile’ needles.
Having also seen videos and images from Mexico detailling the fine knife work of the various cartels there, I’d suggest he never holidays in that shithole as he might just end up being someone’s Día de los Muertos costume…
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He looks a right cunt in that baseball cap .
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😂😂😂😂😂😂 Miserable!!
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Perhaps he earns a living from exhibiting himself as a living, breathing, one-man freakshow.
What a massive tit.
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Eddie izzard’s already got that gig..
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https://www.memedroid.com/memes/detail/2968885/dongs-in-a-freak
A lot of truth in this meme
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Virgin Atlantic would probably employee him as their CEO given their latest diversity and inclusion ads.
Moreover, if ever this twat felt bored with his new image he could always fly over to Britain and jump the NHS waiting list queue to have his tatts removed – courtesy of the Taxpayer (although he may have to wait behind the many thousands of migrants from the Kent coast first, followed by the blokes identifying as wimminz and demanding the op etc)
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One of my mates is a tattooist,
Modern day tattoo studios are licensed and regulated.
It’s not a bad living charges range from £50phr to £130phr that I know of.
Nowadays they can do photo realistic tattoos,
And do cosmetic tattooing to hide scars on people who have been in accidents ,
Or had breasts removed.
My mate has a board in the back office of bad tattoos that either untrained or unscrupulous tattooists have done some are very funny!
https://images.app.goo.gl/gD1dSR4JNYXsEGqx8
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Is that Dame Judi Dench?
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https://images.app.goo.gl/nG9HJczCb62d8q2y9
That’s what you want with your beer and peanuts..
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Just ignore these cunts, hopefully they and others “including ” footballers/ celebs/ royalty will go away…💩
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Destroy it with fire. Sick cunt.
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I thought it was an addition to the previous nom, I understand the former footballist and squeaky voiced one likes a tatoo. I assumed Becks had another piece of artwork done.
7.62 GPMG required.
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People that yell ‘look at me because I am different’ have something very wrong with them, and are lacking in something
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A functioning brain would be a start. Imagine going out on the pull looking like that.
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Tattoos and piercings are vile. On a woman they give me the fucking creeps.
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Apparently, black people can get luminous tattooes to show up on their skin.
Imagine seeing that late at night in a dark alleyway?
The police report would read “I had my watch stolen by a being that consisted of pair of white teeth with a glowing blue KFC logo a few inches underneath”.
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Agree. Only thing that looks half decent witth a facial piercing are a pig or a bull.
Said that to some stupid student tart one day…..added with ‘so which are you?’
I made my point
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If I was a tattooist the urge to sneakily tattoo the words ‘I am a massive freakish Cunt’ somewhere on this fucker’s skin, hidden amongst the ‘art’ would be too great to resist.
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Balding liberal PM Liz Truss is getting a tattoo.
It’s a large ‘ 33’
The points in the polls Labour are leading by.
Superficially black Kwasi Karteng said it’s actually only 30,
He studied mathematics and economics under distinguished academic Diane Abbott.
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Kwarteng.
Proper British name for a Chancellor.
Spiffing job he’s doing too.
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They sit under the Magic Money Tree, singing superficially black knee grow spirituals.
Alright, MNC ?
Another tax free Friday ! 😀 £££££.
They don’t half come round quick.
Half way through a job.
Be done for dinner 👍
Me and the dog will be watching a film this afternoon, as Ethel will be out, having her hair done.😀🍺🍺👍
Perfect.
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Alright Jack👍
I’m having a tax-free Saturday due to religious beliefs.
My job today fell through but luckily I’d taken a deposit.
I’m watching Ken Burns brilliant Muhammad Ali documentary,
Shadow boxing round the living room the dog as my cornerman😁👍
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@MNC.
May your faith remain strong 😂😂
” I’ll hit him with a left,
I’ll hit him with a right.
By the end of the seventh,
It will be thank you, goodnight ! ”
LOL.
Right, beer.
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Fuck shadow boxing – I know a chap that’ll give you a proper bout. Down in Worcestershire, behind the bike sheds. If you turn up.
No one does.
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I’m not going all that way.
I can get beaten up much closer to home.
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Considering what a bunch of cunts all the established parties are I find the fact that people still vote fucking amazing.
The triumph of hope over experience
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Stupid boy.
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He has kids? I wonder what his missus looks like…
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A full arm of ink, always reminds me of a vet who forgot to shower after tuning a calf.
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Tuning a calf? Stage 2 remap with a custom exhaust and a mild cam?
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Going from Radio 1 to Radio 4 maybe?
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A full arm of ink, always reminds me of a vet who forgot to shower after turning a calf.
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Ho ho, I’ll bet you were thinking, “Some smartarse wanker’ll notice that typo!”
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Think I’ll send it to Viz Top Tips. “If you want a full arm of tattoos in an instance, shove it up a cows arse” !
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I like that Morello Ribena has trimmed off part of his ears and has fangs.
That’s the spirit 👍
Tattoos are dead mainstream now .
Footballers, ducky celebs have them.
Up your game!!
Chop your fuckin nose off
Or cut off your eyelids.
It’s a game of who’s got minerals,
Some shitty discreet tattoo of a dolphin?
…..WANKER.
Get yer ears off and face tattooed into a skull,
Outcome?
….. ICON.
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The loopy cunt could replace his head with a bag of dogshit for me.
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Hi Thomas, I even made another mistake when it should’ve read “instant”. Never mind.
The freak we should be talking about must’ve slowed down to a snails pace with all that ink inside him. Must be annoying being at the back of the dole queue and the same goes for everything else he’s queued for. Believe he’s still queuing to see the Queen off, just before he enters the walking marathon.
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I have a few done in the early 1980s
There was only two shops back then, now there everywhere. Even get grandmothers have them now ffs.
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What an absolute Hornblower.
Clearly a candidate for Unkle Terry’s oven. Gas Mark 10 for this utter fucking moron.
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Spider web facial tattoos were the height of fashion in 1980s Glasgow, but you never see one now. Assume they are all dead from solvent/drug abuse.
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I remember lol
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https://images.app.goo.gl/EDvVWpbyhdfKeP8p6
He’s from Worcestershire
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This cunt must not be allowed to breed. As I am opposed to Abortion on Demand, Eugenic Sterilization is the only other option.
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I digress. Pissed myself laughing yesterday when I found out the Tykes were down, after the Bears did for Hants, who stay third by a point from us, who made a laughing stock of Surrey the champs. Cricket my dear chaps.
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The thing is, it’s actually a full body cover up of a full body tattoo that he had done when pissed up one night in Ibiza.
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