Dead Pool [259]

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Well done to Miserable Northern cunt who has won Deadpool 258 by picking the biggest name in the world Queen Elizabeth II who died at her Balmoral Estate.It is hard to overstate her influence across the country the commonwealth and indeed across the globe.Her long record of service and her role as a unifying figure will never be seen again . Truly the end of an era.

R.I.P Ma’am you will be sorely missed by the majority of the country.

On to Dead Pool 259

The rules.

1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will next kick the bucket.No duplicates.It is first come first serve and you can always be a cunt and steal someone elses nominations.

2)Anyone who picks the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt who will be ignored.

3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4) No swapping picks mid pool unless they have already been taken.

5)Wins are awarded based upon death announcements being made which may not necessarily be in chronological order of death.

52 thoughts on “Dead Pool [259]”

    • Fuck me. I know people sometimes people don’t realise someone else has the same nom, some even nick the odd nom because it’s a good shout….but ALL 5 of my usual noms….You cunt !!

  2. Simon Cowell (Wildlife SOS)
    Carolyn Bryant Donham
    Mike Davis ( Marxist scholar)
    Malachy McCourt
    Joanne Woodward

  3. Congratulations Mis.
    RIP Liz.

    Nigel Starmer-Smith
    Irene Papas
    Lee Trevino
    Harold “Dickie” Bird
    Clive “The Book” Thomas

  6. That cunt Miserable should be ashamed of himself nominating Her Maj and revelling in the glory. In the words of Greta Thunderstorms……….HOW DARE YOU!!

    Henry Kissinger
    Bobby Charlton
    Barbara Walters
    Lord Hezzelslime
    David Gold

    Oh……and he can stick his country cream gate up his arse while he’s at it!

    • Doubt Mis knows the meaning of the words shame or ashamed. Odds are he’s already e-mailed Charlie a special mates rates / cash in hand no questions asked quote for his removalist services between Highgrove and Buckingham Palace.

  8. You called this one right Mis.

    In honor of HRH Elizabeth the Great, I will nominate only one cunt in this Dead Pool. I nominate someone who is the very antithesis of all Her Majesty stood for…especially, devotion to duty without complaint:

    Meghan Fucking Markle

    • Good one General. An international cunt of massive proportions. Not everyone in the world has heard of Tony fucking Blair but every fucker knows about this revolting creature. I salute you sir!

    • Nice one General and RIP your majesty. Here’s five predictions from me:

      Ken Clarke
      Bill Cash
      Bernie Eccleston
      Jackie Stewart
      Jack Nicholson

  10. Rest in Peace your Majesty – you have earned eternal rest
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    Cleo Laine
    Richard Chamberlain
    Virginnia Mckenna
    Robert Blake (us actor)
    Jimmy Tarbuck
    ———————————————————————————
    p.s. I hope Harry Halfwitt & that vile Markle cunt drive off a cliff …. bastards !

  12. Have to admit after serving her HM for so many years, I am absolutely devastated. However, the show must go on.
    1. As always, that utter cunt Cliff ‘colostomy bag’ Richard, especially as he’s threatened us with a new Christmas album. As if the country isn’t fucked enough as it it.
    2. King Charles. Total asshat and unfit to serve
    3. Lewis Mangasooto Butalazi Hamilton. Enough said
    4. Meghan ‘yacht slur’ Markle. We just know the whore will try to turn the spotlight on herself, the Uber Cunt.
    5. The private citizen known as Andrew. Mark my words and take a look at the face of the fat pompous cunt at the funeral.

  14. Geoff Boycott
    Henry Blofeld
    Steve Wright In the afternoon
    Sandi Tosvikg
    Stephen fat poove Fry

    Rear In Peace HRH.

  18. David Hockney
    Annette Crosbie
    Alan Greenspan
    Barry Fry
    Eddie Stobart.

    Nice work Miserable and now to the Tower.

    King Charles will be keeping one of his massive ears open to see if you nominate him in future DP’s.

  21. Group Captain John Hemingway DFC
    John Cruikshank VC
    Julie Andrews
    Mohamed Al-Fayed
    Huw Edwards (For Wearing A Black Tie Before Her Majesty ‘s Death had been announced)

    A sad time for us all. RIP YourMajesty
    God Save The King

    • You can’t help wonder at the BBC’s talents for clairvoyance; remembering that clip of an infamous bulletin during the 9/11 events when building 7 collapsed after it was prior announced by an English bbc bint journo ?

  23. Tony Blair
    Cherie Blair
    Paul Stooky
    Peter Yarrow
    George Takei

    Good darts Mis, Charlie 3 will have you going through Traitors gate in a bit. Cunters keep a look out for the headline Mis gone walkabout.

    La Reine ces’t morte, Vive le Roi

  27. That’s your MBE for services to removals and dogging out the window Mis.

    Yoko fucking Ono
    Danglebert Pimpledick
    Eric Burdon
    Alan Price
    Georgie Fame

  28. Stanley Baxter
    Bill Ward
    John Astin
    Ray Reardon
    Dickie Davies

    They’ll chop your fucking head off for this, MNC 🪓 😀

  30. Put Anne on the throne and tell Jug Ears and his horse to fuck off…

    John Carpenter
    Al Leong
    Derren Nesbitt
    Michael Berryman
    Claudio Fragasso

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