Praise the lord and pass the chiggun.
”Soul Cap: Afro swimming cap approved after Olympic ban”
Yes, at last our breddren can wear a swimming hat that meets their exacting standards.
Afro hair (which isnt acrually African) can be tamed.
“Promoting diversity and inclusivity is at the heart of Fina’s work, and it is very important that all aquatic athletes have access to the appropriate swimwear.”
Of course. Let’s hope none of the fuckers drown.
The fact that real swimmers shave their head and body hair to minimise drag and give them a miniscule advantage at the highest level doesnt seem to count. This is ‘inclusive’.
Chiggun.
Nominated by: Cuntstable Cuntbubble
They’ll still drown as quick.
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Every other cunt in the world has managed with standard caps for donkeys years but the n*gs gotta to get special treatment.
Only 13 days to wait and it’s one of our favourite times of the year, a whole month of fucking bullshit. It will be a race to see which company is first to say if you don’t like it fuck off 😂
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I’ve clearly missed something, or maybe not. What happens in October?
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Gay Pride month.
So dust off your evening gown, faux mink wrap and size 11 stilettos, and lets have a ball, or feel a couple.
Excuse me while I vomit!
That’s better.
Don’t come near me, you fucking perverts.
I’ll set the Worcestershire Warrior on you, he doesn’t back down. I’ve a portable pop-up bike shed, bought it specially.
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It’s in June here in the US.
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Well it’s not light brown history month, yellow history month, swarthy southern European history month, very pale slavic history month, red-haired freckled history month, or blonde nordic history month, be a hate crime to be white history month, so I guess it must be….
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My comment is in moderation, but you ARE correct, MJB.
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Ah. Clearly I haven’t missed anything. At least not anything that I would care to miss.
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I’m beginning to hate certain words.
Inclusive.
Diversity.
Percentage.
Oh do fuck off, the reason why fewer POC swim competitively is because there a fewer POC in the population, although if you go to certain areas of Sheffield, you’d have a hard time believing it.
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Hey JP
Here in the states Diversity, Equity and Inclusion of DEI is all the range among the thinking impaired left. It was originally, Diversity, Inclusion and Equity until they realized DIE wasn’t quite the message they wanted to send.
As for special swimming caps…let’s give the melanin enhanced a break. Their ancestors in Africa had no need to swim as all they had were dirty mud puddles for little M’boto and little Nandi to drink out of. You can’t swim in a mud puddle so they never developed proper swimming caps.
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That should be; Diversity, Equity and Inclusion OR DEI not of DEI.
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But what about all those crocodile deaths, surely crocs don’t lurk in mud puddles?
Even if they did, wouldn’t they go for the pissing cow first?
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@JP
That’s an excellent point…and another reason they don’t swim. You throw ’em in the water…they splash about…and wham…the crocs get ’em.
We have crocs here in the states but gators are more common. That’s why in the bayou country of Louisiana they refer to splibs as…aligator bait.
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‘Gator bait.
Excellent.
They can run at about 30 mph can’t they. That’s why you don’t see many small dogs down the bayou.
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Plus the cunts sink and are crap at swimming
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Afro hair is naturally drier than other hair because it has fewer cell layers. The sodium hypochlorite – or bleach – found in swimming pools can dry it out more, leading to damage
Get in and swim bitch!
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Much like ‘Charlie don’t surf’, I think you’ll find that ‘Sooty don’t swim!’ Well, not many of the fuckers anyway – more likely to be in the changing rooms forcing lockers open, the dirty thieving cunts…
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Who cares, what a load of bollocks. While I’m at it fuck black history month too. Chiggun.
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Might get one of them, my pubes are getting a bit out of order
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Thanks for sharing, Andy.
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While in the supermarket putting pinholes in the rubber Johnnys,
I saw these soul cap things, and pricked them too.
No one drowned.
Because rather than doing the doggy paddle at the swimming baths they’re all sat wearing wigs at Kentucky fried chicken.
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Of course they are!
They don’t swim because
A. It involves water and
B. They have memories of Aunty N’nandy being snatched of the bank of the Zambezi by a crocodile , whilst beating her washing against a rock, and all because the washing machine broke again.
Oh the guilt! Should never have let her go alone, nearly blind as she was with that eye thing.
Don’t you all feel awful now, that you haven’t donated to the clean water, cleft palate, blind kid charities.
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Them things only happen to ‘em because of whitey colonising them, they were fine til we fucked ‘em over by educating ‘em, the poor cunts.
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Don’t see them being much use in the channel, not an expert in these things tho….
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I`ve always worn one.
It’s a veritable boon.
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Sent a shit load to Africa four different colours..
They can have a real life game of hungry hungry hippos.
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I nearly choked!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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It’s a floatation device to keep the head above the water, they’ll want to be allowed flippers next in remembrance of “Toby know toes “and his oppression , by Democrats ! ye silly Kunta’s.
I’ve know doubt the Olympic board will support the new world records about to be set and take the knee, presenting gold, with the Panthers raising the fist on the podium
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Hey mecuntry
Let’s be nice.
I hope they do win some gold medals. I’d like to see them take a knee…under water!
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For the duration of their National Anthem, which hopefully will be long and drawn out.
One can only hope.
Getting into the spirit, GC.
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I`ve always worn one. Its`s a veritable boon whist submerged.
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A swimming cap?
You are aware that the wearing of a swimming cap does not endow you with the ability to swim, aren’t you?
This isn’t Harry Potter land.
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Why don’t they allow them propellers on their backs and be done with. They’ll probably find fault with not having enough horsepower.
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They can power it with one of these:
http://www.swaymarmarine.co.uk/engines-v8-8.3litre-450bhp.html
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I fully support these special African swimming hats.
As long as they are made of lead.
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I would have more respect for these fuckers if they insisted on wearing their own tribal Rings around their necks and bracelets made of iron on both ankles. They would always lose of course , but by God, I would stand for an ovation as they fucking drowned.
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Unkle, do you think that maybe, like
hippos, they can occluded their nostrils?
Asking for a friend.
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Occlude not occluded.
Bin, bin, bin.
Why does this piece of crap assume it knows what I mean?
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Every time there is a story about this type of shit the link backing it up is always without fail the fucking BBC.
They just can’t help themselves. They find racism and a lack of diversity or inclusivity in absolutely everything.
Fuck me they’d find it in a bag of peanuts.
‘Many swimmers criticised the comments, with some saying it would discourage black people from participating in the sport.
Young black swimmers told Radio 1 Newsbeat they were “disappointed and heartbroken”.
Kejai Terrelonge said haircare was one of many barriers she’s faced’
Just read that again.
What a steaming pile of shite.
‘Many swimmers….’
‘Young black swimmers told Newsbeat…’
‘Disappointed and heartbroken…’
Kejai Terrelonge said…..
So many swimmers isn’t qualified, young black swimmers is just 1 and who the fuck is she anyway.
Fuck of Kejai and drown and take all your mates with you as your at it.
And equality can fuck right of too. What these cunts really mean when they say ‘equality’ is they want power and power over you.
Consider this, if some cunt demands equality from you that suggests you have to give something up, what would that be and where would that end.
I would like equality in law for example with Black people who have what are known as ‘protected characteristics’ meaning quite simply they actually enjoy greater protection in the eyes of the law.
Cunts.
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There’s another one:
Inclusive :
Fuck me, before long, I’ll only be able to communicate in grunts and hand waving!
Oh, wait…
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I refer you to my previous comment, the purchase of a swimming cap does not endow you with the ability to swim.
Bear that in mind, Bruthas and Sistas!!
See you at the pool, where I’ll be doing my two minute underwater swim.
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Woke bollocks
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Yes, Edward, indeed it is.
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Anyone remember ‘Eric the Eel’ from the Sydney 2000 Olympics? He didn’t need a soul cap, he was just plain fucking shit at swimming.
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No, but a link could be highly entertaining!
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Where were my manners JP?
YouTube
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@LL, fucking hilarious !
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Absolutely top notch.
Thank you, LL.
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These swim hats are just tarted up shower caps. Quite apt for a shower of cunts.
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These daft cunts will next be demanding a multi-coloured, striped “Rasta” Special Edition (R) Soul Cap.
Personally endorsed and monogrammed by no other than Sir Lenward Henry. OhhhhhKaaayyyy! Sales of each cap will donate several pence to save Ntembe in Africa.
Fuck off.
Cunts.
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Wear a cast iron carriage way cover on their fucking heads if they want to. Lot more serious shit going down than big rubber hats. Total mindless fuckwittery on a level with eu project management.
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A black Mama was baking a cake with her 12 year old son
The kid got hold of the flour and poured it all over himself
“Look Mama Im just like a little white boy”
She Smacked him in the face and replied “how dare you, know go upstairs and tell you’re Daddy what you just said”
“Hey Daddy look at me Im just like a little white boy” Smack does the Daddy:o
“what you talking about son, now go down and see your grandmother and tell her what you just said to me”
“hey Granny look at me, Im just like a little whitey boy” Smacked harder again by the Granny she replies “I just can’t believe that you would say such a thing, now go back in the kitchen and tell your mother that your sorry”
The kid returns to the kitchen “Mama I’ve only been whitey for five minutes and i already hate all ye black motherfuckers”
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I’d forgotten blacks can’t swim. Then let’s make it easier for them to attempt to try without touching the water. I suggest we catapult them from one end of the pool to the other. As a precautionary measure, they will have to wear a crash helmet over that ridicules looking new swimming cap.
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The only swimming race a nee Grow would win would be to the bottom of the pool as their bones have the density of solid concrete which causes them to sink quicker than a ship’s Anchor.!
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The government should provide these caps free of charge as reparations for slavery. Then maybe they’ll stop the incessant moaning about everything. Wouldn’t mind if we gave them some brightly coloured plastic beads as well but that’s fucking it, not a penny more. I had ancestors who ran a plantation in the West Indies and probably diddled most of the house staff. Very real possibility Diane Abbott is a distant cousinof mine. Not aware of any history of cretinism or severe mental illness in my family so maybe not.
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