Mincer, knitter, shitlifter, ‘husband’, and god help us, father.
He has a TV programme out called ‘ Illegal to Be Me’. It is about some of the 56 Commonwealth states where turd burgling is illegal. Sometimes lethally so.
He is generally accepted in his home country. The need to poke his fucking nose into other countries and cultures is probably more about me me me than any philanthropic motive.
However, what really infuriated me about the cunt is this quote by the esteemed uphill gardener:-
‘Laws against homosexuality date back to colonial times and make me ashamed to be British’
So, were it not for us wicked colonisers Pakistan, the African countries and the West Indies would be one long orgy of Pride marching and cottaging.
I feel his shame. Perhaps he should go and crusade in Pakistan.
Nominated by: Cuntstable Cuntbubble
Also making a splash is: Cassandra
What kind of juvenile idiotic cretin suggests (nay, even demands) this –
Host nations of Commonwealth Games should ban countries that legislate against homosexuality! What a pathetically, uninformed useless little fucktwat he is.
My immediate thought was that in 1998 the Games were hosted in Malaysia. What if they had said that England and any other similar country was being banned from entering because they have legislation against polygamy?
The same question would go for a number of other Commonwealth countries that allow various kinds of polygamy.
Stupid little twat. I suggest he stays home knitting some willy-warmers for his fucking husband and leaves the formulation of such rules to people that are a little more informed.
And joining in with a pike, tuck and inward twist is Cunty McCunt:
Yet another cunting for the BBC, this time joined at the hip by Tom Daley – Britain’s Olympic arsehole gold medallist.
The Telegraph report that new BBC documentary ‘Tom Daley: Illegal To Be Me’ explains that homophobic laws are in place across the Commonwealth because of British colonialism, conveniently ignoring the fact that many Commonwealth countries had strict anti-gay laws before the days of Empire.
Torygraph Link. (behind a firewall, unfortunately)
Also, there are loads of countries outside the Commonwealth that ban homosexuality. I wonder if Linecunt and his BBC cronies will boycott the Qatar World Cup because of their deeply-held progressive values? Nah, thought not.
Anyway, I assumed that the whole idea of independence is that the countries are, erm, independent and are able to make their own laws without interference from the mother country, or am I missing the point? It’s a bit rich these lefty toe-rags carping when independent Commonwealth countries choose not to mirror our laws (or at least those that they agree with). It’s almost like they want to enforce British ‘values’ on countries they view as morally inferior…
The story contains numerous threads of why I despise our national broadcaster and why I’d never pay for or watch the fucker again as long I have air in my lungs.
They’re happy to tax the population to watch any live TV, then tell us how evil the country and its history is. Fuck off, BBC, you hateful anti-British skidmarks.
The quicker these abject cunts are closed down, the fucking better. Either that, or indict them all for High Treason.
Why is anyone paying any attention to what some mincing nonentity thinks?
My dogs farts are more spellbinding and insightful.
And they actually make a sound. Unlike Tom’s.
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What a dim cunt. To many hard landings head first into water affects the brain, don’t you know….💩
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Ashamed to be British? The same Britain that allows you to fuck a member of the same sex up the arse and protects that ‘right’ by law?
Fuck off to the enlightened Uganda or Pakistan and see if your allowed to practice your gay way of life out there and see if they also share your protected British right status to sodomizé other blokes up the shit box.
I doubt they would protect anything other than their own citizens from your deviant way of life by locking you up and throwing away the key you vile little cunt.
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All rage bait. It’s built on a complete strawman about homophobia via colonialism.
He knows it’s bollocks, we know it’s bollocks.
the real title should be ‘me, me, me… and me again’.
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I am not sure he’s actually said these words ‘in this day and age’ but that’s his position.
He dismisses (or more likely doesn’t even know) there was a severe sanction against homosexuality for millennium in every culture.
Only we in the modern ‘enlightened West’ have embraced it.
‘Im Gay, get over it’.
As though there’s no issue.
As though its as natural as the moring dew.
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He only took up diving so he could wash the shit off his cock.
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I suspect he is a receiver rather than a giver. Like Wes Streeting, Russel Lloyd Moyle. Cliff Richard and Eddie Izzard, he has “bender” written all over him. The water probably soothes his grapes of wrath.
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He deserves to be sent to the oven.Dirty bum bandit.
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The marmite derricking, ungrateful little twat should have been happy with his “Splash”.
I.e. splashing his bollock yogurt up his wife/husband’s gaping arsehole.
Who gives two knobs of goatshit what this fucking fudgepacking pipsqueak thinks.
Fuck off and eat da poo poo.
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When I saw the fucker knitting it made me ashamed to be British.
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Hopefully he meets that German bloke with unknown HIV and Monkey pox and he gives him a good dose and his pecker falls off so he can become a tranny.
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The opening photo. Swan for cockupdumb
Swallow dive enthusiasts only love it
The best low diver, that needs its story to be told.
Its surely just a fiction, ah come on and don’t piss on me or worse shite on top of me.
They s really have the bullock young boy by the half a horn.
Fags are very expensive these days as a result and i mean cigarettes cause it seems they s making all the rules
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These pencil squeezing cunts have taken over everything in Britain. TV, radio, sport, cinema, art, theatre, the high street, adverts, social media, shops, chocolate, even fucking Dreamies (the cat biscuits). Yet this whining narcissistic cadbury alley loving mincebag Daley and those Beeb scum also want his kind to hog the rest of the fucking world as well. Fuck me, these cunts are never ever satisfied. Like the dark personages: whatever they are given, it is never enough. The left and their beloved ‘minorities’…. The ‘gift’ that keeps on taking (and taking and taking….).☹
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Ashamed to be British is he?
Well I’m fucking ashamed he’s British too, the whiny, snivelling brown hatting little cunt.
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Was Pastor Martin Ssempa available for comment?
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This is the reason I gave up paying the tv licence fee. Bollocks to the bbc and it’s propaganda
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This Faggot turns my stomach, taking another man’s jizz in his mouth or up his shitter, it should be illegal, and this poofter has a child, I’m not to sure how his fella gave birth though as the only baby he’d produce would resemble melted Caramac mixed with wallpaper paste.!
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